A/N: Well here's the next chapter for you. I think this one is a bit longer than the rest cause I wrote it out before hand.
Oh yeah and here are my thank you's
Costume- lol you go do that glad you like it
IloveHobbits- well you got your update also glad you like it
Zen Zen- well I fixed that now my computer wasn't letting me save it in an html file so well thanks for enlightening me on that
The rest of you- Either you haven't posted or I have previously spoken to you but my thanks to you guys also, oh by the way Jen Jen and the LOTR Freak are Jen Jen and Mad's from the story so be sure to say hi to them
Chapter 4
"I think you can put her down now Nick, her bed is ready," Legolas said for the 5th time.
"No, I can't leave her" Nick says like a recording, "I'll never forgive myself if she dies."
"Ok kid, but, she will live, she has only fainted." Legolas said, fading off and walking away thinking 'I feel sorry for that poor girl'.
(A/N: brace yourselves he actually says my real name) "Rachel, why you?" Nick sobbed, tears falling from his eyes, "Wake up please, I can't explain this sort of thing to your parents, oh please…"
"Oh will you shut up" Jerm said with a hint of annoyance in his voice, "I have already told you she's not your girlfriend, she's not even 16 yet."
"Well in 2 weeks she will be 16, and anyway here, she is at an age you can marry at."
"REALIZATION! She isn't part of their culture" Jerm yelled probably at his boiling point.
"Oh come on Jerm, stop being ethnocentric, we can have some cultural defusion can't we?" (A/N: for definitions consult your local anthropologist or just complain enough in the reviews)
"Have you asked Rachel's opinion at all, how do you know she wants to get married or even date?" Jerm said in a more calm voice
"Asked me what?" I said while waking up only hear ½ of what Jerm said, "Um Nick what's going on, who's wanting to ask me something."
"Nothing honey bun, I was just telling Jerm he was being ethnocentric." Nick quickly replied making sure that Jerm didn't say anything.
"Oh ok, and Nick, please set me down now"
"Oh, yeah, right ok hun." Nick said as if his mind was back in Minnesota, but before he could set me down a shriek of happiness was heard from the right.
"Rachie! Your awake, oh we were so worried," said Lysha. Every one else nodded their heads, Nick nodding hardest of all. Except Jerm looked a little half-hearted.
"Nick, Please let go of me! I'm not dying or anything. I'll be fine in fact I'll probably still be here 5 minutes from now so will you please just let go of me and let me walk on my own." I said repeating myself.
"Oh ok just stop falling over like that all the sudden" Nick said and then let go of me.
"It's called fainting." Mad's said while rolling her eyes
Finally it hit Aragorn and the rest of the fellowship that there was a house on their camp, accept Boromir who still didn't know what it was.
" What is that thing" Boromir question us "it looks like some sort of castle or something"
"Do you think they keep Oliphants in there?" Sam said seeming to be recovered from the Bill incident for the moment.
"No dumbo, that's my house I don't keep elephants in there (A/N: get it Dumbo the Elephant oh I crack myself up sometimes, ok I guess it wasn't that funny)
"What's an elephant?" Pippin inquired
"Well explain later Pippin" Jen Jen said
"But…" Pippin began
"Nope none of that" Lysha said
"But"
"None of that either" Lysha said quickly "hey, Aragorn, where's our next destination?"
"Our? Since when did I say that you people would be following us" Aragorn asked
"Since we were alone and have no other place to go" Lysha said in as most of a convincing way she could.
"You know we could leave them in Lothlorien with Galadriel and she could take care of them" Legolas suggested
"Ok fine you can come along with us as far as Lothlorien" Aragorn grumbled not at all pleased that he would have to be taking "children" along on a dangerous quest.
"Ok that's all fine and hunky dory but WHERE ARE WE GOING NEXT!" Lysha said repeating herself.
"Lysha can't you see Cahadras? Cause unless the fellowship is…" Mellie said but was cut off short by Angela. (A/N: ok from now on I'm using Angela's real name, which is…. Angela)
"Shh! You can't go and spoil the book's or um movie (A/N: its going to be a mixture of both) were already disrupting it enough by being here, so no more!" Angela said in a barely hearable whisper. Unfortunately elves have good hearing and this elf likes to eavesdrop.
"What's a movie?" Legolas inquired. I shot a look at Angela that said 'great now just 1 more modern thing to describe!'.
"We'll explain later ok" Jen Jen and I said simultaneously
"If all of you are finished, could we please move on?" Aragorn said sounding like he had a really bad migraine.
"Maybe you should get some, what was it? Kingsfoil?" Mellie said in mockery
"Do you always mock your elders young lady (A/N: please don't flame me for that I just had to add it in, and anyways I just use the flames to cook my smores.) or is it just me that you like to annoy?" Aragorn said getting an even worse head ache. "Wait don't answer that, let's just go."
* 5 Hours Later *
"She walks to school with the lunch she packed, Nobody knows what she's holdin' back, Wearin' the same dress she wore yesterday, She hides the bruises with linen and lace" I was singing softly to myself. I had thought no one had heard me but Lysha and Mellie were once again trying to tell me that country music sucked.
A/N: Well there you go chapter 4. I know the ending sorta stunk but well it's all I had written. I'm also sorry that it took me so long to update, I was at camp and actually on Friday we are leaving again so don't expect updates soon cause I wont be here.
