Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstance, own Yuyu Hakusho. Unfortunately.

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Author's Note: Hiei goes EXTREMELY OOC in this episode.all in good fun guys, all in good fun!! Oh, and there's no Karaoke time today! And also, I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin'!

THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!

Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!

With: Star Minamino, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!

Special Guests: The Outlaw Star Cast, Hamtaro, And The Blitz Team

Yusuke-*walks out and sits in the host chair* Hey guys! Welcome to the first episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. First out, Kaite!!

Kaite-*comes bounding out in a t-shirt and jeans, high- fiving Yusuke as he runs to his seat* Hey!

Yusuke- Kurama!

Kurama-*walks out and sits down, greeting Kaite as he sits*

Yusuke: Kanna Konimoto!

Kanna-*comes out in a green wrap top and shorts with sandals on, high- fiving Yusuke and Kaite, and greeting Kurama, blushing*

Yusuke- Kim Michaels! (Does this bitch ever give up? -_-;)

Kim-*bounds out in a black halter top and short skirt with stilettos*

Yusuke-Hiei!

Hiei-*simply walks out, greeting no one, and sits down*

Yusuke- Starr Minamino!!! (Will you look at this girl? She actually looks kinda hot.oops!!)

Starr-*Walks out in a light blue crop top that says "Angel" in dark blue lettering, and denim daisy dukes, with sneakers. She also has in a blue belly button ring. * Hey Yusuke!

Yusuke- Keiko Yukimura! (Not again.)

Keiko-*walks out and sits down*

Yusuke-Yuki Miyazaki!!

Yuki-*runs out wearing a red crop top with gold lettering that says "Hottie" and flares*

Yusuke- And Botan!!

Botan-*bounds onstage in shorts and a green shirt and sneakers* Hi guys!

~*Audience applauses this time*~

Botan-They clapped this time!

Yusuke-This is our second episode, and It's gonna be good. Starr, what happened?

Starr-Mai happened.I actually kinda like it.

Kanna-What do you mean, 'Mai happenned'?

Starr-She took me shopping.this woman has at least a thousand credit cards.- _-;

Kim-I like it!

Kaite-You would.

Hiei-I don't so much mind it, it just isn't normal.

Keiko-I think it's cute!

All but Keiko and Kim-YOU WOULD!!!

Botan-Starr, have you ever thought of modeling?

Starr-*blushes* No.

Botan-Do you know how?

Starr-Kinda.

Yusuke-Then model for us!

Starr-No!

Yusuke-I hate to do this, but.*holds up the 'Blackmail on Starr' folder*

Starr-I'm beginning to dislike you.*rises from her seat and walks up onto the platform*

Yusuke-Hold on!*grabs a boom box and a camera*

Starr-0.o;

Yusuke-*presses play on the boom box and Sir Mix A Lot plays*

Starr-You are a perv, aren't you?

Yusuke-*changes the music to the remix of "I'm Gonna Be Alright" by J.Lo plays* Better?

Starr-Yes.*starts modeling*

~*Cameras click furiously as Starr finishes modeling*~

Kurama-Is it me, or do we need a runway?

Yusuke-Well, that was {cough} interesting.

Yuki-You might wanna get to the first guests.

Yusuke-Right.Please welcome, Gene, Jim, Aisha, Suzuka, and Melfina!!! And, guys, no saki!

Starr-I'll end up with saki anyway.

~*The OS Crew walks out, greeting Yusuke and the co hosts, Gene kissing all the girls on the cheek and loving it*~

Yuki and Kim-Wow.*blushing*

Kaite-Yuki is actually BLUSHING!!

Kurama-And Kim, as well!

Gene-One question.who was the girl modeling earlier?

Yusuke-That would have been Starr.the one in the blue shirt.

Gene-She's cute.

Hiei-*clears his throat*

Gene-Riiiiiight.whatever.

Yusuke-What's it like to be an outlaw?

Gene-Alright.I mean it's nothing to fuss over.

Jim-I think it's a terror and a burden. This guy had to pop his space cherry just to become an outlaw!!

Gene-SHUT UP!!!

All girls except Keiko-*cracking up*

Starr-Space.Cherry.*busts out laughing but tries really hard to stop*

Melfina-I really don't qualify as an outlaw.I don't think.

Aisha-I'm not an outlaw.I'm a proud Ctarl Ctarl!

Suzuka-I'm an assassin, not an outlaw.

Yusuke-Well, thanks for that enlightening introspective, guys. See ya later for Karaoke!

Keiko-Next guest is.Hamtaro? You scheduled a Hamster?

Starr- it's just so adorable!

Hamtaro-*runs out and sits in Yuki's lap*

Yuki-Beat it Ham-Ham!

Hamtaro-*runs down Yuki's legs and starts to crawls up Hiei's body*

Hiei-Don't even, hamster!*Grabs it from his shoulder and puts it on Starr's head*

Starr-Hey!

Hiei-You said it was adorable.

Starr-That doesn't necessarily mean I want it on my head, babe.

Yusuke-Here we go with the pet names.

Hiei and Starr-SHUT UP!!

Starr-Dimwit.

Hiei-Idiot.

Kanna-They are so much alike it's scary!

Kurama-I know.

Hamtaro-Kushi Kushi!

Hiei-I know, it's true.

All but Hiei-*facevault*

Yusuke-*slowly getting up* you speak Ham-Ham?

Hiei-I have for a while now.

Yusuke-Oh..My..Lord..

Hiei-Doesn't every demon speak Ham-Ham?

All demons but Hiei-No!

Hiei-Hn..

Starr-*looks at Hiei darkly* Idiot Koorime..

Hiei-*looks back* your fox ears are showing..stupid kitsune..

Starr-*makes her silver fox ears visible to everyone, and her silver tail as well* Sometimes I hate you.

Hiei-*kisses her on the forehead, causing her ears to twitch, and smiles* I noticed.

Yusuke-Hiei, I'm counting on you to translate for me.

Hiei-If I don't you're going to blackmail me into it. So why not?

Yusuke-What's the world like to a hamster?

Hamtaro-crum crum tikki tikki kush kush!

Yusuke-Translation?

Hiei-Very large and scary.

Starr-*hugging Hiei* You will never cease to amaze me, will you?

Hiei-probably not..

Yusuke-Why is Brandy so freakin' lazy?

Hamtaro-badda badda kushi kushi

Hiei-All dogs are like that, aren't they?

Kim-not the ones you have to hop fences REALLY fast to avoid!

Yuki-She means a German Shepard. She's scared to death of them.

Kanna-It's true. I have to lock Honey up so Kim can come over!

Yusuke-Thanks Hamtaro. You can go now.

Hamtaro-*walks out*

Kaite-You named a HUGE GERMAN SHEPERD "HONEY"!? WHY!?

Keiko-Why not?

Hiei-They're complete morons..

Kim-It took you that long to notice?

Kuwabara-*bangs in through the backstage door* Hey!!

Kanna-Oh no..

Kurama-^_^; Not again..

Starr-Don't worry, I've got it covered..SECURITY!!

~*Doma the Angel of Silence and Celtic Guardian come out and haul off Kuwabara*~

Keiko-Um..

Kaite-Those were..

Hiei-What the hell?

Yusuke-Um, Starr?

Starr-^_^; Gifts from Yami.

Yuki-Oh my god..

Kim-You're joking!

Kanna-Ooh, Starr!!!

Starr-You're pushing it, Kanna Konimoto!!!

Hiei-Alright..that's enough, Starr.

Kanna-Yusuke, bring out the next guest.

Yusuke- Alright..The next guest is the Blitz Team!

~*The Blitz Team walks onstage, greeting everyone, and looking at Starr's fox ears and tail with amazement*~

Leena-Nice ears, where'd you buy them?

Starr-I didn't buy them I was born with them.

Bit-I like 'em..

Doc-You like anything on any girl you see, Bit!

Bit-True..

Jamie-I think they make her look mysterious.

Starr-STOP TALKING ABOUT MY EARS!!*Phases them out of sight again*

Yusuke-That's probably a good idea. So, what exactly is a Zoid fighter's life like?

Brad- it's dull at times. When there's nothing to do and no battles scheduled there's a lot of free time to fill. Which reminds me.*looks at Yuki* I'm free Saturday.

Yuki-*blushes and looks away*

Bit-It gets really exciting a lot of times. So much action that it's hard to lose interest.

Lena-I'm happy battling if I have ammo!!!

Doc-I don't battle.

Jamie-It's hard. After you battle, even if there's nothing to do, you have to make sure your Zoid is maintained properly.

Yusuke- I have a question just for Brad.

Brad-Sure, shoot!

Yusuke-Did you just ask Yuki out a minute ago?

Brad-Well, yeah.

Yusuke- Thought so. Thanks for coming guys!!

Doc-It was our pleasure.

~*As team leaves, Brad goes back and kisses Yuki, leaving his number with her.*~

Yuki-*touching her lips* Well..

Yusuke-That's all this week. See ya next time!



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