Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstance, own Yuyu Hakusho.
Unfortunately.
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Author's Note: Hiei goes EXTREMELY OOC in this episode.all in good fun guys, all in good fun!! Oh, and there's no Karaoke time today! And also, I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin'!
THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!
Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!
With: Star Minamino, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!
Special Guests: The Outlaw Star Cast, Hamtaro, And The Blitz Team
Yusuke-*walks out and sits in the host chair* Hey guys! Welcome to the first episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. First out, Kaite!!
Kaite-*comes bounding out in a t-shirt and jeans, high- fiving Yusuke as he runs to his seat* Hey!
Yusuke- Kurama!
Kurama-*walks out and sits down, greeting Kaite as he sits*
Yusuke: Kanna Konimoto!
Kanna-*comes out in a green wrap top and shorts with sandals on, high- fiving Yusuke and Kaite, and greeting Kurama, blushing*
Yusuke- Kim Michaels! (Does this bitch ever give up? -_-;)
Kim-*bounds out in a black halter top and short skirt with stilettos*
Yusuke-Hiei!
Hiei-*simply walks out, greeting no one, and sits down*
Yusuke- Starr Minamino!!! (Will you look at this girl? She actually looks kinda hot.oops!!)
Starr-*Walks out in a light blue crop top that says "Angel" in dark blue lettering, and denim daisy dukes, with sneakers. She also has in a blue belly button ring. * Hey Yusuke!
Yusuke- Keiko Yukimura! (Not again.)
Keiko-*walks out and sits down*
Yusuke-Yuki Miyazaki!!
Yuki-*runs out wearing a red crop top with gold lettering that says "Hottie" and flares*
Yusuke- And Botan!!
Botan-*bounds onstage in shorts and a green shirt and sneakers* Hi guys!
~*Audience applauses this time*~
Botan-They clapped this time!
Yusuke-This is our second episode, and It's gonna be good. Starr, what happened?
Starr-Mai happened.I actually kinda like it.
Kanna-What do you mean, 'Mai happenned'?
Starr-She took me shopping.this woman has at least a thousand credit cards.- _-;
Kim-I like it!
Kaite-You would.
Hiei-I don't so much mind it, it just isn't normal.
Keiko-I think it's cute!
All but Keiko and Kim-YOU WOULD!!!
Botan-Starr, have you ever thought of modeling?
Starr-*blushes* No.
Botan-Do you know how?
Starr-Kinda.
Yusuke-Then model for us!
Starr-No!
Yusuke-I hate to do this, but.*holds up the 'Blackmail on Starr' folder*
Starr-I'm beginning to dislike you.*rises from her seat and walks up onto the platform*
Yusuke-Hold on!*grabs a boom box and a camera*
Starr-0.o;
Yusuke-*presses play on the boom box and Sir Mix A Lot plays*
Starr-You are a perv, aren't you?
Yusuke-*changes the music to the remix of "I'm Gonna Be Alright" by J.Lo plays* Better?
Starr-Yes.*starts modeling*
~*Cameras click furiously as Starr finishes modeling*~
Kurama-Is it me, or do we need a runway?
Yusuke-Well, that was {cough} interesting.
Yuki-You might wanna get to the first guests.
Yusuke-Right.Please welcome, Gene, Jim, Aisha, Suzuka, and Melfina!!! And, guys, no saki!
Starr-I'll end up with saki anyway.
~*The OS Crew walks out, greeting Yusuke and the co hosts, Gene kissing all the girls on the cheek and loving it*~
Yuki and Kim-Wow.*blushing*
Kaite-Yuki is actually BLUSHING!!
Kurama-And Kim, as well!
Gene-One question.who was the girl modeling earlier?
Yusuke-That would have been Starr.the one in the blue shirt.
Gene-She's cute.
Hiei-*clears his throat*
Gene-Riiiiiight.whatever.
Yusuke-What's it like to be an outlaw?
Gene-Alright.I mean it's nothing to fuss over.
Jim-I think it's a terror and a burden. This guy had to pop his space cherry just to become an outlaw!!
Gene-SHUT UP!!!
All girls except Keiko-*cracking up*
Starr-Space.Cherry.*busts out laughing but tries really hard to stop*
Melfina-I really don't qualify as an outlaw.I don't think.
Aisha-I'm not an outlaw.I'm a proud Ctarl Ctarl!
Suzuka-I'm an assassin, not an outlaw.
Yusuke-Well, thanks for that enlightening introspective, guys. See ya later for Karaoke!
Keiko-Next guest is.Hamtaro? You scheduled a Hamster?
Starr- it's just so adorable!
Hamtaro-*runs out and sits in Yuki's lap*
Yuki-Beat it Ham-Ham!
Hamtaro-*runs down Yuki's legs and starts to crawls up Hiei's body*
Hiei-Don't even, hamster!*Grabs it from his shoulder and puts it on Starr's head*
Starr-Hey!
Hiei-You said it was adorable.
Starr-That doesn't necessarily mean I want it on my head, babe.
Yusuke-Here we go with the pet names.
Hiei and Starr-SHUT UP!!
Starr-Dimwit.
Hiei-Idiot.
Kanna-They are so much alike it's scary!
Kurama-I know.
Hamtaro-Kushi Kushi!
Hiei-I know, it's true.
All but Hiei-*facevault*
Yusuke-*slowly getting up* you speak Ham-Ham?
Hiei-I have for a while now.
Yusuke-Oh..My..Lord..
Hiei-Doesn't every demon speak Ham-Ham?
All demons but Hiei-No!
Hiei-Hn..
Starr-*looks at Hiei darkly* Idiot Koorime..
Hiei-*looks back* your fox ears are showing..stupid kitsune..
Starr-*makes her silver fox ears visible to everyone, and her silver tail as well* Sometimes I hate you.
Hiei-*kisses her on the forehead, causing her ears to twitch, and smiles* I noticed.
Yusuke-Hiei, I'm counting on you to translate for me.
Hiei-If I don't you're going to blackmail me into it. So why not?
Yusuke-What's the world like to a hamster?
Hamtaro-crum crum tikki tikki kush kush!
Yusuke-Translation?
Hiei-Very large and scary.
Starr-*hugging Hiei* You will never cease to amaze me, will you?
Hiei-probably not..
Yusuke-Why is Brandy so freakin' lazy?
Hamtaro-badda badda kushi kushi
Hiei-All dogs are like that, aren't they?
Kim-not the ones you have to hop fences REALLY fast to avoid!
Yuki-She means a German Shepard. She's scared to death of them.
Kanna-It's true. I have to lock Honey up so Kim can come over!
Yusuke-Thanks Hamtaro. You can go now.
Hamtaro-*walks out*
Kaite-You named a HUGE GERMAN SHEPERD "HONEY"!? WHY!?
Keiko-Why not?
Hiei-They're complete morons..
Kim-It took you that long to notice?
Kuwabara-*bangs in through the backstage door* Hey!!
Kanna-Oh no..
Kurama-^_^; Not again..
Starr-Don't worry, I've got it covered..SECURITY!!
~*Doma the Angel of Silence and Celtic Guardian come out and haul off Kuwabara*~
Keiko-Um..
Kaite-Those were..
Hiei-What the hell?
Yusuke-Um, Starr?
Starr-^_^; Gifts from Yami.
Yuki-Oh my god..
Kim-You're joking!
Kanna-Ooh, Starr!!!
Starr-You're pushing it, Kanna Konimoto!!!
Hiei-Alright..that's enough, Starr.
Kanna-Yusuke, bring out the next guest.
Yusuke- Alright..The next guest is the Blitz Team!
~*The Blitz Team walks onstage, greeting everyone, and looking at Starr's fox ears and tail with amazement*~
Leena-Nice ears, where'd you buy them?
Starr-I didn't buy them I was born with them.
Bit-I like 'em..
Doc-You like anything on any girl you see, Bit!
Bit-True..
Jamie-I think they make her look mysterious.
Starr-STOP TALKING ABOUT MY EARS!!*Phases them out of sight again*
Yusuke-That's probably a good idea. So, what exactly is a Zoid fighter's life like?
Brad- it's dull at times. When there's nothing to do and no battles scheduled there's a lot of free time to fill. Which reminds me.*looks at Yuki* I'm free Saturday.
Yuki-*blushes and looks away*
Bit-It gets really exciting a lot of times. So much action that it's hard to lose interest.
Lena-I'm happy battling if I have ammo!!!
Doc-I don't battle.
Jamie-It's hard. After you battle, even if there's nothing to do, you have to make sure your Zoid is maintained properly.
Yusuke- I have a question just for Brad.
Brad-Sure, shoot!
Yusuke-Did you just ask Yuki out a minute ago?
Brad-Well, yeah.
Yusuke- Thought so. Thanks for coming guys!!
Doc-It was our pleasure.
~*As team leaves, Brad goes back and kisses Yuki, leaving his number with her.*~
Yuki-*touching her lips* Well..
Yusuke-That's all this week. See ya next time!
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Author's Note: Hiei goes EXTREMELY OOC in this episode.all in good fun guys, all in good fun!! Oh, and there's no Karaoke time today! And also, I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin'!
THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!
Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!
With: Star Minamino, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!
Special Guests: The Outlaw Star Cast, Hamtaro, And The Blitz Team
Yusuke-*walks out and sits in the host chair* Hey guys! Welcome to the first episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. First out, Kaite!!
Kaite-*comes bounding out in a t-shirt and jeans, high- fiving Yusuke as he runs to his seat* Hey!
Yusuke- Kurama!
Kurama-*walks out and sits down, greeting Kaite as he sits*
Yusuke: Kanna Konimoto!
Kanna-*comes out in a green wrap top and shorts with sandals on, high- fiving Yusuke and Kaite, and greeting Kurama, blushing*
Yusuke- Kim Michaels! (Does this bitch ever give up? -_-;)
Kim-*bounds out in a black halter top and short skirt with stilettos*
Yusuke-Hiei!
Hiei-*simply walks out, greeting no one, and sits down*
Yusuke- Starr Minamino!!! (Will you look at this girl? She actually looks kinda hot.oops!!)
Starr-*Walks out in a light blue crop top that says "Angel" in dark blue lettering, and denim daisy dukes, with sneakers. She also has in a blue belly button ring. * Hey Yusuke!
Yusuke- Keiko Yukimura! (Not again.)
Keiko-*walks out and sits down*
Yusuke-Yuki Miyazaki!!
Yuki-*runs out wearing a red crop top with gold lettering that says "Hottie" and flares*
Yusuke- And Botan!!
Botan-*bounds onstage in shorts and a green shirt and sneakers* Hi guys!
~*Audience applauses this time*~
Botan-They clapped this time!
Yusuke-This is our second episode, and It's gonna be good. Starr, what happened?
Starr-Mai happened.I actually kinda like it.
Kanna-What do you mean, 'Mai happenned'?
Starr-She took me shopping.this woman has at least a thousand credit cards.- _-;
Kim-I like it!
Kaite-You would.
Hiei-I don't so much mind it, it just isn't normal.
Keiko-I think it's cute!
All but Keiko and Kim-YOU WOULD!!!
Botan-Starr, have you ever thought of modeling?
Starr-*blushes* No.
Botan-Do you know how?
Starr-Kinda.
Yusuke-Then model for us!
Starr-No!
Yusuke-I hate to do this, but.*holds up the 'Blackmail on Starr' folder*
Starr-I'm beginning to dislike you.*rises from her seat and walks up onto the platform*
Yusuke-Hold on!*grabs a boom box and a camera*
Starr-0.o;
Yusuke-*presses play on the boom box and Sir Mix A Lot plays*
Starr-You are a perv, aren't you?
Yusuke-*changes the music to the remix of "I'm Gonna Be Alright" by J.Lo plays* Better?
Starr-Yes.*starts modeling*
~*Cameras click furiously as Starr finishes modeling*~
Kurama-Is it me, or do we need a runway?
Yusuke-Well, that was {cough} interesting.
Yuki-You might wanna get to the first guests.
Yusuke-Right.Please welcome, Gene, Jim, Aisha, Suzuka, and Melfina!!! And, guys, no saki!
Starr-I'll end up with saki anyway.
~*The OS Crew walks out, greeting Yusuke and the co hosts, Gene kissing all the girls on the cheek and loving it*~
Yuki and Kim-Wow.*blushing*
Kaite-Yuki is actually BLUSHING!!
Kurama-And Kim, as well!
Gene-One question.who was the girl modeling earlier?
Yusuke-That would have been Starr.the one in the blue shirt.
Gene-She's cute.
Hiei-*clears his throat*
Gene-Riiiiiight.whatever.
Yusuke-What's it like to be an outlaw?
Gene-Alright.I mean it's nothing to fuss over.
Jim-I think it's a terror and a burden. This guy had to pop his space cherry just to become an outlaw!!
Gene-SHUT UP!!!
All girls except Keiko-*cracking up*
Starr-Space.Cherry.*busts out laughing but tries really hard to stop*
Melfina-I really don't qualify as an outlaw.I don't think.
Aisha-I'm not an outlaw.I'm a proud Ctarl Ctarl!
Suzuka-I'm an assassin, not an outlaw.
Yusuke-Well, thanks for that enlightening introspective, guys. See ya later for Karaoke!
Keiko-Next guest is.Hamtaro? You scheduled a Hamster?
Starr- it's just so adorable!
Hamtaro-*runs out and sits in Yuki's lap*
Yuki-Beat it Ham-Ham!
Hamtaro-*runs down Yuki's legs and starts to crawls up Hiei's body*
Hiei-Don't even, hamster!*Grabs it from his shoulder and puts it on Starr's head*
Starr-Hey!
Hiei-You said it was adorable.
Starr-That doesn't necessarily mean I want it on my head, babe.
Yusuke-Here we go with the pet names.
Hiei and Starr-SHUT UP!!
Starr-Dimwit.
Hiei-Idiot.
Kanna-They are so much alike it's scary!
Kurama-I know.
Hamtaro-Kushi Kushi!
Hiei-I know, it's true.
All but Hiei-*facevault*
Yusuke-*slowly getting up* you speak Ham-Ham?
Hiei-I have for a while now.
Yusuke-Oh..My..Lord..
Hiei-Doesn't every demon speak Ham-Ham?
All demons but Hiei-No!
Hiei-Hn..
Starr-*looks at Hiei darkly* Idiot Koorime..
Hiei-*looks back* your fox ears are showing..stupid kitsune..
Starr-*makes her silver fox ears visible to everyone, and her silver tail as well* Sometimes I hate you.
Hiei-*kisses her on the forehead, causing her ears to twitch, and smiles* I noticed.
Yusuke-Hiei, I'm counting on you to translate for me.
Hiei-If I don't you're going to blackmail me into it. So why not?
Yusuke-What's the world like to a hamster?
Hamtaro-crum crum tikki tikki kush kush!
Yusuke-Translation?
Hiei-Very large and scary.
Starr-*hugging Hiei* You will never cease to amaze me, will you?
Hiei-probably not..
Yusuke-Why is Brandy so freakin' lazy?
Hamtaro-badda badda kushi kushi
Hiei-All dogs are like that, aren't they?
Kim-not the ones you have to hop fences REALLY fast to avoid!
Yuki-She means a German Shepard. She's scared to death of them.
Kanna-It's true. I have to lock Honey up so Kim can come over!
Yusuke-Thanks Hamtaro. You can go now.
Hamtaro-*walks out*
Kaite-You named a HUGE GERMAN SHEPERD "HONEY"!? WHY!?
Keiko-Why not?
Hiei-They're complete morons..
Kim-It took you that long to notice?
Kuwabara-*bangs in through the backstage door* Hey!!
Kanna-Oh no..
Kurama-^_^; Not again..
Starr-Don't worry, I've got it covered..SECURITY!!
~*Doma the Angel of Silence and Celtic Guardian come out and haul off Kuwabara*~
Keiko-Um..
Kaite-Those were..
Hiei-What the hell?
Yusuke-Um, Starr?
Starr-^_^; Gifts from Yami.
Yuki-Oh my god..
Kim-You're joking!
Kanna-Ooh, Starr!!!
Starr-You're pushing it, Kanna Konimoto!!!
Hiei-Alright..that's enough, Starr.
Kanna-Yusuke, bring out the next guest.
Yusuke- Alright..The next guest is the Blitz Team!
~*The Blitz Team walks onstage, greeting everyone, and looking at Starr's fox ears and tail with amazement*~
Leena-Nice ears, where'd you buy them?
Starr-I didn't buy them I was born with them.
Bit-I like 'em..
Doc-You like anything on any girl you see, Bit!
Bit-True..
Jamie-I think they make her look mysterious.
Starr-STOP TALKING ABOUT MY EARS!!*Phases them out of sight again*
Yusuke-That's probably a good idea. So, what exactly is a Zoid fighter's life like?
Brad- it's dull at times. When there's nothing to do and no battles scheduled there's a lot of free time to fill. Which reminds me.*looks at Yuki* I'm free Saturday.
Yuki-*blushes and looks away*
Bit-It gets really exciting a lot of times. So much action that it's hard to lose interest.
Lena-I'm happy battling if I have ammo!!!
Doc-I don't battle.
Jamie-It's hard. After you battle, even if there's nothing to do, you have to make sure your Zoid is maintained properly.
Yusuke- I have a question just for Brad.
Brad-Sure, shoot!
Yusuke-Did you just ask Yuki out a minute ago?
Brad-Well, yeah.
Yusuke- Thought so. Thanks for coming guys!!
Doc-It was our pleasure.
~*As team leaves, Brad goes back and kisses Yuki, leaving his number with her.*~
Yuki-*touching her lips* Well..
Yusuke-That's all this week. See ya next time!
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