Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstance, own Yuyu Hakusho. Unfortunately.

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Author's Note: Hey, I goofed last time. I put the first again, instead of the second, sorry guys! I sent the gang to the beach, what with all the funny opportunities.(Diabolical laughing on cue now) MWAHAHAHAHA!!!{cough} Anyway, NO KUWABARA BASHING BY THE HOST OR CO-HOSTS!!! And also, remember that I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin', cuz I'm runnin' outta guests and FAST!

THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!

Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!

With: Star Minamino, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!

Special Guests: This is a vacation episode, okay people? NO GUESTS!!

Yusuke-*walks out and sits in the host chair* Hey guys! Welcome to the third episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. First out, Kaite!! (And If anyone asks why the girls are in bathing suits, DO NOT ASK OR COMPLAIN!! IT TOOK TWO HOURS TO CONVINCE KEIKO AND STARR!!)

Kaite-*comes bounding out in a pair of swim trunks and jeans, high- fiving Yusuke as he runs to his seat* Hey!

Yusuke- Kurama!

Kurama-*walks out and sits down, greeting Kaite as he sits*

Yusuke: Kanna Konimoto!

Kanna-*comes out in an orange two-piece sport swimsuit and orange sandals, doing cartwheels and back flips*

Yusuke- Kim Michaels! (WHERE DOES THIS GIRL SHOP??)

Kim-*runs out in a black bikini with a gold chain around the waist, black sandals and sunglasses *

Yusuke-Hiei!

Hiei-*simply walks out, greeting no one, and sits down*

Yusuke- Starr Minamino!!! (After much effort, we got her in a one piece.what the hell? 0.o;)

Starr-*Walks out in a white string bikini, a white headband, white sandals, and sunglasses. There is a silver locket around her neck (AN: Hint Hint!!)* What?

Yusuke- Keiko Yukimura! (Oh boy.)

Keiko-*walks out in a blue one piece and sits down*

Yusuke-Yuki Miyazaki!!

Yuki-*runs out wearing a blood red tankini and red sandals, high fiving Yusuke and Kaite as she goes by*

Yusuke- And Botan!!

Botan-*bounds onstage in a green two-piece sport swimsuit and sandals* Hi guys!

~*No sound from the audience..there isn't one.*~

Botan-Hehe, this is gonna be great!

Yusuke-This is our third episode, and we're going to the beach! Um, Starr, what's with the fashion statement?

Starr-Mai happened..again.

Kaite-That woman is turning my cousin into god knows what.

Yusuke-Don't complain!!

Kim-I like it!

Kaite-You would.

Hiei-I don't so much mind it.

Keiko-Can we go now?

Yusuke-Yeah.Yuki did you bring your wrangler?

Yuki-Yeah.Let's go!

~*Everyone piles into the small black Jeep Wrangler and they head to the beach*~

Starr-*Getting out of the car* Yusuke, you were on me almost the entire time!

Yusuke-And?

Starr-My legs are killin' me!

~*Yuki goes over and sits on a beach towel, followed by Starr and Hiei, they aren't fond of water*~

Yusuke-Those three are such chickens.

Starr-*looking up* I just think water is too cold is all. I'm not saying anything else about it to you.

Hiei-Hn....

Yuki-I just don't want to get wet right now.

Kurama-*looks at Kanna* Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kanna-I think so....*looks from Starr to the water, and then into Kurama's eyes*

Kurama-That's right.

~*Kanna grabs Kim's wrist, telling her the plan. The three demons go over and Kurama picks Starr up, while the girls restrain her. They then drop her in the ocean and hold her under for a reasonable amount of time before letting her up*~

Starr-*rising from the water* DAMNIT YOU!!!! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!

Hiei-*ACTUALLY LAUGHING* Yes it is!

Starr-You're not helping.

Hiei-*walks up and holds her under again, only to get chased by Starr when she gets out*

Starr-IDIOT KOORIME!!!!!

Yusuke-Will those two ever stop running?

Yuki-Not for a while.

Yusuke-*looks at Yuki evilly*

Yuki-What?

Yusuke-*picks up Yuki, putting her over his shoulder*

Yuki-*beating on his back with her fists* LET ME GO!! PUT ME DOWN!!!

Yusuke-Okay....*drops her....in the water*

Kuwabara-Quit trying to kill all the girls!!

Kim-I think for once, we're not gonna bash you....by the way, how did you get....never mind.

Kuwabara-Really?

Kanna-*tossing him a water gun* Really. Look out!!

~*Kuwabara is hit with multiple streams of water from water guns and is also hit by water balloon bombs*~

Kuwabara-NOT FAIR!! SNEAK ATTACK!!!*Chases Kanna, Kim, Yusuke, Starr, Keiko, Botan, and Yuki with his water gun*

Kim-*turns around to throw a water balloon bomb at Kuwabara but is hit in the face by a stream of water and a water balloon bomb* Who did that?

Kaite-Kanna.I'm leaving guys, I don't want to stick around anymore.

Botan-Huh? What do you mean?

Kaite-I'm going home before I end up sunburned, like Yuki last summer

Yuki- Kaite, you are INCORRIGABLE!

Kaite-*Walking off, getting a taxi* I know. See you at home.

Yuki-Alright....

Kurama-We lost one.

Starr-At least there won't be any more saki-powered confusion today.

Hiei-*leaning against Starr* True.

Starr-*Drops a water bomb on his head*



~*Hiei and Starr go running off*~

Keiko and Botan- Bye Kaite!!!

Yusuke- Anyone up for beach ball?

All-*run up to the net, dividing into teams*

Yusuke-*spikes the ball, hitting Kurama in the face, causing everyone to laugh*

Kim and Kanna-*Sneak up on Starr and pull the string on her bikini, causing it to fall down*

Yusuke-Starr look!!

Starr-*looks down to see her top is down, and pulls it up quickly*

Hiei-There aren't enough days in the week for the therapy I'm gonna need!!!

Starr-If you don't shut up right now I am going to hurt you so badly....

Hiei-It doesn't take that to shut me up....but I get the picture.

Yusuke-We'd better go before Starr gets in any more situations. See ya next week with more of our beach antics!!



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