Disclaimer: I do not, under any circumstance, own Yuyu Hakusho. Unfortunately.

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Author's Note: Hey, I goofed last time. I put the first again, instead of the second, sorry guys! I sent the gang to the beach again, what with all the funny opportunities.(Diabolical laughing on cue now) MWAHAHAHAHA!!!{cough} NEW CO-HOST!!! And also, remember that I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin', cuz I'm runnin' outta guests and FAST! And there might not be episodes as often because I'm back in school....

THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!

Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!

With: Star Minamino, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!

Special Guests: Sarah becomes a new co-host!! Appearances by the Yu-Gi-Oh Gang, The Blitz Team, plus: Van, Fiona, and Irvine from Chaotic Century, and some cameos! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yusuke-*walks out and sits on the sand* Hey guys! Welcome to the fourth episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. First out, Kaite!! (And If anyone asks this is a continuation of the antics in the third episode.)

Kaite-*comes bounding out in a pair of swim trunks and a t-shirt, high- fiving Yusuke as he runs to a towel* Hey!

Yusuke- Kurama!

Kurama-*walks out and sits down, greeting Kaite as he sits*

Yusuke: Kanna Konimoto!

Kanna-*comes out in an orange two-piece sport swimsuit and orange sandals, doing cartwheels and back flips....again*

Yusuke- Kim Michaels! (Do I really wanna ask?)

Kim-*runs out in a black bikini with a gold chain around the waist, black sandals and sunglasses *

Yusuke-Hiei!

Hiei-*simply walks out, greeting no one, and sits down*

Yusuke- Starr Minamino!!! (Still sporting that LOVELY little white getup)

Starr-*Walks out in a white string bikini, a white headband, white sandals, and sunglasses. There is a silver locket around her neck (AN: Hint Hint!! Are you brain dead? Think of who she's in absolute LOVE with!)* What?

Yusuke- Keiko Yukimura! (Can we get her off the show?)

Keiko-*walks out in a blue one piece and sits down*

Yusuke-Yuki Miyazaki!!

Yuki-*runs out wearing a blood red tankini and red sandals, high fiving Yusuke and Kaite as she goes by*

Yusuke- And Botan!!

Botan-*bounds in wearing a green two-piece sport swimsuit and sandals* Hi guys!

~*No sound from the audience..there isn't one.*~

Botan-Kaite, I thought you left!

Kaite-I did.I went two blocks down to buy sunscreen.

Hiei and Starr-Moron.

Yusuke-This is our fourth episode, and we're still at the beach! We have a new Co-Host, returning guests, and a few new ones as well!

Starr-The Yu-Gi-Oh people are back!

Kaite-She's happy because Seto Kaiba's coming back!

Yusuke-And Joey....

Kim-And Yami....

Starr-Shut up idiots....Is it true we have the Blitz Team back too?

Yusuke-Uh....yeah....

Starr and Yuki- YES!!!

Yusuke-They're happy little fangirls, aren't they?

Yuki-Watch it Yusuke....don't play with fire or you WILL get burned!!!!!!!!!

Starr-I don't care what he says....actually I have a better idea of how to get back at him.

Kim-Oh no....

Kurama-Not those two....

~*Starr snaps her fingers and Doma The Angel Of Silence and Celtic Guardian come out and haul off Yusuke.*~

All but Starr-O.O

Starr-*Laughing maniacally* Goodbye ningen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei-*looks at her, then grabs a towel. He then wets it in the ocean, brings it over, and drops it on her head* Hush, Starr....and bring him back....

Starr-*removing the towel from her head* (In an innocent sounding voice) Oh, do I have to?

Hiei-*wrings out the towel and pops her with it*Yes, you do.

~*Starr snaps again and the two monsters haul Yusuke back out and set him on the sand*~

Yusuke-You thoroughly enjoyed that, didn't you?

Starr-While it lasted, yes.

Yusuke-Anyway....here's our first guests....The Yu-Gi-Oh Gang!!

~*The Yu-Gi-Oh Group comes out of the beach house nearby....Making Starr and Kanna drool because Seto, Yami, and Joey are shirtless*~

Hiei-*whaps Starr in the back of the head* You alive, kitsune?

Starr-Yes, Idiot Koorime, I'm alive....

Kim-I already have a question lined up for Yugi.

Yugi-Go ahead and ask, Kim!

Kim-WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING SHORT?!

Yugi-O.O I'm not short! Everyone else is just abnormally tall!

Kanna-Stop torturing the kid, Kim!!

Yugi-*hugs Kanna* Thank you!!!!

Kanna-Was I just....hugged, Kurama?

Kurama-I think so....I'm still stunned at Kim's question though, so I might be hallucinating.

Kuwabara-You're positive you aren't really a hobbit?

Yugi-Yes....I'm positive....I didn't pass the auditions for The Fellowship Of The Ring!!!

Yusuke-Uh huh....

Kim-Why can't they just accept that I wanna know why he's so damn short!?

Yami-You'd be surprised at what some of his excuses are....

Starr-*gets closer to Yami....quite a bit closer....* Could you tell me some of them?

Yami-Okay, there's the abnormally tall bit, and then there's the little act where he falsely admits he's a hobbit....

Hiei-*glaring at Starr* That stupid kitsune....

Joey-Hey, I think your girlfriend likes Yami....

Hiei-Don't push it, Chihuahua!!

Seto-Hey, they learned something from me!!!!

Kaite-Oh, then we can use that?

Seto-Why not?

Kaite-Excellent! Hey Yuki!!! C'mere, Chihuahua!!!

Yuki-*glares at her brother* I'm more of a coyote than a Chihuahua.

Kaite- Uh huh....sure Yuki....like I said, a Chihuahua.

Yuki-*shoots Kaite a genuine, bonified, learned-from-the-source Heero Yuy death glare*

Kaite-*pulls out swords* What can YOU do?

Yuki-*whistles and Heero Yuy comes up in his Gundam* This....

Kaite-*whistles and Spike comes up in his Swordfish II, and Brad comes up in the Shadowfox*

Starr-*falls over into Yami's lap*

Yami-Are you alright?

Starr-If you count being cousins with the Maniacal Twins as being okay, then I'm just perfect....otherwise, I don't know....

Yami-I know what you mean.

Keiko- Oh no....

Botan-I can't believe those two....doesn't she realize that everyone she's fighting is cute as heck?

Yusuke-*sweatdrops* I forgot you two were here, you haven't said anything!!!

Keiko-You forgot I was here?! You stupid son of a gun!!!

Botan-I'll second that!!!!

Yusuke-Oh no....*runs for his dear life*

Yami-*sweatdrops, then feels Starr's head hit his shoulder* Huh?

Starr-I can't believe this....*realizes her head is on his shoulder* Oops, sorry Yami....*gets up and sits by Hiei, putting her head in his lap* Miss me?

Hiei-No....

Starr-*gives him the puppy eyes*

Hiei-....Okay maybe a little....

Starr-Don't make me do it again!

Hiei-*sweatdrops* Why are kitsunes so convincing?

Yusuke-*sitting back down with two slap marks on his face* Joey, has Tea ever smacked you?

Joey-No.

Yusuke-Lucky son of a....oh look, kitsunes and koorimes DO mix!!

~*Screen flips to Hiei and Starr kissing*~

Joey-Oh look, a Kodak moment!*tears streaming down his face*

Bakura-*snaps a picture of the two demons kissing* For the blackmail folders!!!

Starr-*stops kissing Hiei and starts chasing Bakura around, throwing random objects at him* BONEHEAD!!!!

Bakura-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YUGI HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi-What do you think I'm gonna do, it's too funny to have her stop!!!

~*Yuki and Kaite are in their kitsune and mononoke (AN:couldn't think of what to call a wolf spirit, if anyone knows tell me) forms, growling at each other. Spike, Heero, and Brad are out of their machines, placing bets*

Heero-My money's on Yuki....she's tough, she beat me a couple of times....

Spike-I'm gonna go with Kaite, he's got a lot of blades....

Brad-I'm betting the fox, she's cute as hell.

Yusuke-I'm gonna bring out Van, Irvine, and Fiona now, okay? (As if anyone's listening to me....)

~*The three walk out and Joey takes one look at Fiona and drools*~

Joey-*rushing towards Fiona* I'm gonna be straight and to the point....Will you go out with me?

Van-HEY!!!!!!

Joey-Hey, I beat ya to it!!!!!

~* Joey and Van start wrestling on the ground*~

Fiona-Oh no....

Irvine-Here we go...I'm gonna leave before I get sick....

Fiona-Bye, Irvine.*goes and sits down, striking up a conversation with Kanna*

~* Faye runs outta nowhere and jumps on Kaite's back* KAITE!!!!!

Kaite-Faye!! Hi!!!! Get off please....

Faye-Awww!!!*continues to hug Kaite*

Yuki-Oh no....we'll continue this later....*turns back into human form and dives into the water*

Yami-Are your cousins always fighting, Starr?

Starr-*stops chasing Bakura* Huh? Oh, well, some of the time.

Bakura-*running as fast as he can in the opposite direction of Starr* Thanks, Yami!!!

Starr-What? Oooohhh, you little....

Yami-I may have been pharaoh, but I still got in trouble.

Hiei-*grabs Starr by the waist* Why do you argue with people?

Starr-It's just what I do.

Bit-*pops up out of nowhere* Can we come in now?

Yusuke-I guess so....THIS SHOW IS GOING HAYWIRE!!! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE SCRIPTED THIS!!!!

~*Bit, Lena, and Jamie all walk out, sitting by Yusuke*~

Lena-Where are those new co-hosts?

Yusuke-There's only gonna be one....her OC's can drop by anytime though....

Jamie-I'd like to meet an OC....

Bit-So who's the new co-host, Yusuke?

Sarah-Me!!!!^_^

All but Yusuke and Starr-Sarah?!

Starr-Sarah!!!!!

Yusuke-I didn't call you out yet, Sarah....

Sarah-Oh, well.

Hiei-Oh no, it's the damn blackmail woman.

Yusuke-Yes....Thank you so much for telling Starr that little juicy tidbit....

Hiei-YOU TOLD STARR?!

Sarah-Heh....^_^*holds up her own little "Blackmail on Hiei" folder* I have a blackmail folder on you.

Hiei-Damnit all....

Starr-Hiei....I only got the blackmail for Yusuke....It doesn't matter to me what happened when you were-*is cut off by Hiei clamping his hands over her mouth*

Hiei-Shut up, kitsune!

Kuwabara-I think I remember what happened....

~*Hiei shoots Kuwabara a death glare, causing him to tremble*~

Kuwabara-Wait....no I don't....that was something else.

Sarah-I know what it was!!

Botan and Keiko-We know you do....

Starr-Sarah, Your insanity hour is really funny....can you tell us the EXACT name, so that our reviewers can look it up?

Sarah- The exact name is SARAH AKA CELEBI'S LATENIGHT INSANITY HOUR! , and all flames on it will be used to heat my forge....or at least they would if I HAD a forge....



Kanna-Riiiiiight. Uh huh sure whatever.

Yugi-Kanna, you are very unusual.

Kanna-And you expected me to be NORMAL if I hung out with THIS crowd?

Yugi-Good point.

~*Everyone but Yugi shoots Kanna a death glare*~

Yami-*snaps out of the glaring daze* Oh and Starr, I meant to ask you, are you enjoying those gifts?

Starr-Oh yes, they've come in handy a few times.

Yusuke-Starr, do you not have to go back to school?

Starr-I do....hey, SO DO YOU!!!

Yusuke-Oh yeah....should we sign off?

Kurama-I suppose so....school awaits....

Starr-DAMNIT!!!! WHY DOES SCHOOL HAVE TO START!?

Yusuke-*pats Starr on the shoulder* the feeling's mutual, Starr. See ya next week!!



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