Disclaimer: I own nothing...GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!!! OK, I'm only playin' I luv you guys! Thanks for reading and I hope you like my new one! It was written in February, so bear with me.

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Author's Note: Hey, I goofed last time. I keep doing that! I sent the gang to Yuki and Kaite's house, what with all the funny opportunities. (The idea came from a sibling) Wait 'till you read this! And also, remember that I will interview OC's and authors. Just tell me what fic they appear in, and I'll get readin', cuz I'm runnin' outta guests and FAST! And there might not be episodes as often because I'm back in school....crap....and by now, finals are comin' up....I hope I don't fail!!!!

THE DEMENTED YUYU HAKUSHO TALK SHOW!!!

Hosted By: Yusuke Urameshi!

With: Starr Minamino, Sarah, Kim Michaels, Kanna Konimoto, Hiei, Keiko Yukimura, Botan, Kurama, and Kaite!

Special Guests: Inu Yasha, Irvine, and Seiseiji Shaolin from G Gundam! (Yes I realize his last name HAS to be wrong but it's ok, I'm only half-human)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yusuke-*walks out and sits on the front porch of Yuki and Kaite's house* Hey guys! Welcome to the new episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show! I'll call everyone out, so you'll get familiar with him or her. The order has changed, just for today. And, Keiko's on vacation, so she won't be here. Also, we've locked Botan in the closet so she wouldn't have a fit when she saw these guys' house! First up today is Kanna Konimoto!

Kanna-*walks out, wearing camouflage flares, a camouflage tank top with silver rhinestones spelling "ARMY Angel", a see through camouflage jacket that is knee length, and black boots (Not combat boots), and sits on the steps*

Yusuke-Kurama!

Kurama-*walks out in his normal apparel, sitting down next to Kanna and kissing her lightly on the cheek*

Yusuke-Starr Minamino! What in the world?!

Starr-*Walks out and sits down about a foot from Kurama, placing a notebook there. Her hair has been dyed brown with blonde streaks, and she's wearing a Tennessee Titans jersey (Jevon Kearse), with jean short shorts, and white sneakers, with that same silver locket around her neck. (If you haven't figured that out yet, email me at RikaTamer@aol.com)*

Yusuke-Hiei!

Hiei*Walks out quietly, in normal apparel (for him), and sits down beside Starr*

Yusuke-Kim Michaels! (Oh.My.Lord.)

Kim-*comes out dressed in a pair of low-rise sandblasted jeans and a pink bikini top, oversized silver hoop earrings, and stilettos. She has bangles around both wrists. Kim sits next to a plant as far away from Hiei as she can get.*

Yusuke-And, the lovely and talented Sarah!

Sarah-*comes out and sits next to Starr, moving the book. She's wearing black knee-highs, a black miniskirt, a white blouse, and a black and white striped headband*

Starr-So, I suppose it would be best if we brought out the guests....Yusuke, can I?

Yusuke-Don't see why not. Go ahead!

Starr-Please give a warm welcome to Inu Yasha, Kagome, Irvine, and Seiseiji Shaolin! Get out here, you people!

~*~The guests all come out, Irvine hugging Sarah and Starr, Seiseiji giving each girl a rose and a kiss on the cheek, Inu Yasha putting a cherry blossom in each girl's hair, and everyone shaking hands. They sit on the step below the hosts.~*~

Yusuke-Um....flowers? Even Inu Yasha? What the hell?

Irvine-We missed Valentine's Day.

Sarah-I'm certainly not complaining!

Hiei-*glares at Starr* I am. *Is Immediately elbowed in the side by Starr, giving him a death glare.*

Inu Yasha-I think he's jealous, Starr!

Sarah-Especially after what happened at our Christmas party.*pulls out a folder labeled "Blackmail On Starr Minamino" and waves it around in her face.*

Starr-Go ahead. I've got nothing to hide.*smiles maliciously at Irvine, who knows the ENTIRE story.*

Irvine- Sarah, are you pulling the mistletoe incident or the eggnog incident?

Yusuke-There was an eggnog incident? Lemma SEE!*stands over the folder, waiting for her to take out a picture*

Starr- Uh....there's proof of the eggnog incident?

Yusuke- Oh god....Starr, why can't you wear shirts like that all the time? *Hands Hiei the picture*

Hiei-*raises an eyebrow* Yusuke's right....

Everyone except Hiei- SAY WHAT?!

Hiei- Why DON'T you wear shirts like that all the time?

Sarah-*Hits Hiei and Yusuke in the head* You perverts....

Yusuke-*holding his head* You bitch....

Sarah-Yep....Wait 'till you meet my yami!

~*Yuki and Kaite walk out onto the porch, Kaite in his pajamas and Yuki in black bondage pants with many buckles and buttons, accompanied by a black T- Shirt proclaiming: I live in my own little world, but it's okay....they know me here!*~

Yuki-Uh, guys....WHAT THE HELL?!

Kaite-Seriously....it's like, 7:00 in the morning! No normal people are up!

Yuki-*looks at him with a bemused look* I was up!

Kaite-*rolls his eyes* I rest my case.

Inu Yasha-*starts playing with one of Yuki's buckles* These are really loose pants....mind if I help you out of them?

Yuki-*blinks, then gets an evil smile* Later....

Yusuke- And you accuse ME of being perverted!

Seiseiji-*nudges Starr and giggles* I think he's just jealous that nobody's hitting on HIM!

Starr:*laughing hysterically* Oh, that's cold! As good as it is, that's cold!

Kaite: Back to the task at hand here.why are you here?

Sarah: We came to use your karaoke machine.

Kim: Ours is broken.

Yuki: Oh, Kim....did you try to sing again?

Kanna: That was mean....funny, but mean.

Kim: NO! I threw it at Kuwabara.

Yusuke: Yeah, that was funny! He's still out, I think..

Sarah: No, I just locked him in the closet before we left.

Yuki: Ooh....why didn't I think of that?

Irvine: You weren't there?

Yuki: That's probably it. Well, come in, I guess.

~*The whole group walks into Yuki and Kaite's house. Starr grabs onto Hiei's sleeve to keep herself from collapsing at the sight of all the weaponry. *~

Starr: What's all this?

Yuki and Kaite: Our stuff. *Looking at her like she's mental*

Seiseiji:*picking up a pair of Uzi's* Nice....

Yuki: *Taking them from him* Mine....

Kanna: Where's the Karaoke Machine?

Kaite: Through here.*Points at the hallway.*

Inu Yasha: What's in here?*Gesturing at a door*

Yuki: Kaite's room.*Opens the door*

~*When Yuki opens the door, quite a few jaws drop. Stacked up on the walls are swords, daggers, and even a few pikes. Starr falls backwards into Yusuke*~

Yuki: Yeah....pretty lame....and he hardly ever keeps it clean.

Seiseiji : Let's see YOUR room, Yuki.

Hiei: I'm actually scared to see hers.

Kim: Why?

Hiei: Because I'm wondering if Kaite's room is any indication of what hers looks like.

Kaite and Yuki: Not remotely.

Inu Yasha: Then let's see it.

~*Yuki walks down the hall a bit, and then opens a door. Irvine peeks inside, and then looks at Yuki oddly, who shrugs.*~

Yuki: I told you, no indication. It's actually CLEAN.

Kaite: This coming from the "almighty narcoleptic warrior"....you sleep until three in the damned afternoon, and then there's nothing left TO do but clean your room, Yuki!!! I'm going to bed....somewhere quiet. Good-BYE!

Yusuke and Yuki: His point?

~* Everybody looks into the room. It's done in an oriental style, with a very neat layout. There were three light switches on the wall next to the doorframe*~

Seiseiji: It's....not exactly what you'd expect from an undead assassin, Yuki....

Yuki: I'M NOT UNDEAD, I'M A DEMON!!!!!!!!

Kim: What's the third switch for?

Irvine: You really wanna know? Flip it.

~*Yuki and Irvine smile at each other as Kim flips the switch. Panels stick out from the walls as a plethora of different guns is shown. Yusuke faints at the sight of all the firearms and ammunition.*~

Yuki: Well, it's Kim's fault, be sure to tell dimwit when he wakes up. That's all for now....don't miss the next episode of The Demented Yuyu Hakusho Talk Show!*Kicks everyone but Inu Yasha out of her room, flips the switch back, closes the door, and locks it.*

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