Chapter 2 of FFSI! Yay! I got it up!

Sorry for the wait, been real busy.

For everyone who thinks my Self Insert is a god: Lord Chaos isn't a god. He just says he is to threaten Cloud and the rest of them.

Cloud: *being dragged along on the ground*

Sephiroth: *holding Cloud by the ankles* Payback, Strife!

Cloud: Lemme go! Lemme go!

LC: You know, I like him better this way.

Cloud: I SWEAR, if you don't let me go, Sephiroth, I'll slice your hair off!

Fangirls: Noooooo! Not that!

LC: *sigh* I hate my job…

Aeris: *clutching LC's right arm* It's okay! You have me…

Yuffie: *clutching LC's left arm* And me! Don't forget me!

LC: *sigh* I REALLY hate this job…

Cloud: *still threatening Sephiroth* I'll sing the BARNEY song!

Sephiroth: *hands Cloud to Nanaki* Here, you hold him.

Nanaki: *bites into Cloud's feet* Whew! His feet taste horrible!

Vincent: …

LC: FINALLY! WE'RE HERE!

The merry band has reached an airplane.

Cid: Woohoo! My kinda ride!

LC: Ahem! Who said YOU'RE piloting it? It's my plane!

Cid: #(#@)#(@!

Barret: Mah line! #(#@)#(@!

LC: Okay…now I am very annoyed…

Aeris: LC! LC! Can I sit with you!

Yuffie: No, no, let me!

Aeris: Let me sit on you!

LC: Now I am exceptionally annoyed. Fine. Aeris, you can sit with me.

Yuffie: Aww…

Aeris: YAY!

Vincent: …


Everyone climbs into the airplane. Except Cloud.


Sephiroth: *is busy tying Cloud to the tail of the jet plane* Mwahahahah!

Cloud: *is busy being gagged* Mmmph!

Sephiroth: *hops into the backseat of the plane* Hahahah! Now Strife will suffer!

Nanaki: Yay!

Everyone except Cloud and LC: *chants* We hate Cloud! We hate Cloud! We hate Cloud!

The plane lifts off, and after about an hour…

Everyone except LC and Cloud: Ten billion bottles of beer on the wall! Ten billion bottles of beer! Take one down, pass it around, Nine billion nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall!

LC: SHUT UP! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!

Cloud: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!

LC: YOU TOO, STRIFE!

Sephiroth: *snicker*

LC: AND YOU!


LC lands the plane at the town they're supposed to get to, and jumps out.

LC: THANK GOD! I'M ALIVE! AND SANE!

Sephiroth: Wouldn't go that far…

LC: Shut up.

Aeris and Yuffie: *glomps LC*

LC: I hate this job…so much…

Aeris and Yuffie: I love you, LC!

LC: Planet…if you're listening…please, please, PLEASE help me….

LC: So ends another chapter of FFSI.

Servant: Yes, suh.

LC: Did I tell you to speak?

Servant: No sir.

LC: Then don't.

Servant: Yes sir.

LC: What did I tell you?

Servant: *nods*

LC: Good.