LC: Ah! Chapter 3! So good of you to keep reading!

Butler: *mouth sewn shut*

LC: Again, I don't own any mass money-making anime or game.

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Planet: ~Chaos, why would i help you. i hate you.~

LC: Ouch. That should've gotten to me, yet it didn't. Mysterious.

Everyone walks into the small town of Klam.

LC: Okay. Now that we're here, let's find our contact.

Mysteriously, a young woman runs up.

Woman: Are you Lord Chaos?

LC: Uhh...yeah?

Woman: Hi! I'm Nila! I'm your contact!

Cloud: MMMMMMPH!

Sephiroth: Shut up. I know that was fast.

Cloud: Mmph.

Nanaki: *pokes Cloud with his claws*

Cloud: MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPH!!

Nila: Did you hear something?

Aeris and Yuffie: No!

LC: *sigh* I hate my job.

Nila: Yeah, I know! Doesn't it suck?

LC: Yes.

Nila: Annnnyway...*hands out everyone's second most powerful weapons, except to Vincent, whom she gives the Death Penalty*

Vincent: ....SWWWEEEEEETTT! *blows off someone's head*

LC: Oh...damn...

Vincent: ...oops?

LC: RUN!

Everyone makes a dash for the plane (except Cloud, who Nanaki carries), and make it just in time to avoid the incredibly angry Klam Townsfolk.

Sephiroth and Nanaki: *tie Cloud to the back of the plane*

LC: Get in!

Everyone gets in, and LC takes off. Midflight, LC docks in a huge Super Star Destroyer.

LC: Welcome to the Oath To Order, my Super Star Destroyer.

Aeris, Yuffie, and Nila: Oooooooooooooooooh....

Everyone else: Ahhhhhhhhh...

The plane is refueled, and they take off after exchanging the propellers for super-jets.

LC: *flies them to North Crater*

Cloud: MMph! *passing bird craps on him* MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!

Nila: There it was again!

LC: Uh-huh. You get used to him.

Nila: HIM?

Aeris: Yeah, my former boyfriend. What was his name? Clod?

LC: *sweatdrop* Cloud.

Aeris: Oh right. *latches onto LC*

LC: Damn, I hate this job so much.

Everyone gets out.

Sephiroth: What are we doing at North Crater?

LC: I wanna say "training," but instead, I'll say "learning how to kick ass"

Sephiroth: I KNOW HOW TO KICK ASS!

LC: Yeah, yeah. How to kick ass better.

Sephiroth: OKAY! WHOO!

LC: I, of course, will be your teacher in the...............

*echoing voice* SCHOOL. OF. HARD. KNOCKS!

Everyone except LC: .......*sweatdrop*

LC: Whaaaaat?

Aeris: Hun, that was horrible.

Yuffie: Yup.

Nila: Uh-huh.

Cloud: Mmmmph!

Nila: Who's making that noise??

Cloud: Mph.

LC: Forget it.

After about two months, the entire gang has learned their uber-ultimate moves.

Cloud: Mph mph mph mph!!! (translation: Let's do this!)

LC: Okay! Now, I'll fly you to the Isle Of Dragons!

Cloud: Mph? (trans: why?)

LC: To get your newest teammate.

LC flies them all to the Isle of Dragons.



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LC: Ahh...so, who will be the newest teammate? Will it be a he or a she? Will it be human, or not? Will they ever unbind Cloud? Find out next time! And please review, I need ideas for the new team member!