LC: Ah! Chapter 3! So good of you to keep reading!
Butler: *mouth sewn shut*
LC: Again, I don't own any mass money-making anime or game.
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Planet: ~Chaos, why would i help you. i hate you.~
LC: Ouch. That should've gotten to me, yet it didn't. Mysterious.
Everyone walks into the small town of Klam.
LC: Okay. Now that we're here, let's find our contact.
Mysteriously, a young woman runs up.
Woman: Are you Lord Chaos?
LC: Uhh...yeah?
Woman: Hi! I'm Nila! I'm your contact!
Cloud: MMMMMMPH!
Sephiroth: Shut up. I know that was fast.
Cloud: Mmph.
Nanaki: *pokes Cloud with his claws*
Cloud: MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPH!!
Nila: Did you hear something?
Aeris and Yuffie: No!
LC: *sigh* I hate my job.
Nila: Yeah, I know! Doesn't it suck?
LC: Yes.
Nila: Annnnyway...*hands out everyone's second most powerful weapons, except to Vincent, whom she gives the Death Penalty*
Vincent: ....SWWWEEEEEETTT! *blows off someone's head*
LC: Oh...damn...
Vincent: ...oops?
LC: RUN!
Everyone makes a dash for the plane (except Cloud, who Nanaki carries), and make it just in time to avoid the incredibly angry Klam Townsfolk.
Sephiroth and Nanaki: *tie Cloud to the back of the plane*
LC: Get in!
Everyone gets in, and LC takes off. Midflight, LC docks in a huge Super Star Destroyer.
LC: Welcome to the Oath To Order, my Super Star Destroyer.
Aeris, Yuffie, and Nila: Oooooooooooooooooh....
Everyone else: Ahhhhhhhhh...
The plane is refueled, and they take off after exchanging the propellers for super-jets.
LC: *flies them to North Crater*
Cloud: MMph! *passing bird craps on him* MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!
Nila: There it was again!
LC: Uh-huh. You get used to him.
Nila: HIM?
Aeris: Yeah, my former boyfriend. What was his name? Clod?
LC: *sweatdrop* Cloud.
Aeris: Oh right. *latches onto LC*
LC: Damn, I hate this job so much.
Everyone gets out.
Sephiroth: What are we doing at North Crater?
LC: I wanna say "training," but instead, I'll say "learning how to kick ass"
Sephiroth: I KNOW HOW TO KICK ASS!
LC: Yeah, yeah. How to kick ass better.
Sephiroth: OKAY! WHOO!
LC: I, of course, will be your teacher in the...............
*echoing voice* SCHOOL. OF. HARD. KNOCKS!
Everyone except LC: .......*sweatdrop*
LC: Whaaaaat?
Aeris: Hun, that was horrible.
Yuffie: Yup.
Nila: Uh-huh.
Cloud: Mmmmph!
Nila: Who's making that noise??
Cloud: Mph.
LC: Forget it.
After about two months, the entire gang has learned their uber-ultimate moves.
Cloud: Mph mph mph mph!!! (translation: Let's do this!)
LC: Okay! Now, I'll fly you to the Isle Of Dragons!
Cloud: Mph? (trans: why?)
LC: To get your newest teammate.
LC flies them all to the Isle of Dragons.
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LC: Ahh...so, who will be the newest teammate? Will it be a he or a she? Will it be human, or not? Will they ever unbind Cloud? Find out next time! And please review, I need ideas for the new team member!
Butler: *mouth sewn shut*
LC: Again, I don't own any mass money-making anime or game.
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Planet: ~Chaos, why would i help you. i hate you.~
LC: Ouch. That should've gotten to me, yet it didn't. Mysterious.
Everyone walks into the small town of Klam.
LC: Okay. Now that we're here, let's find our contact.
Mysteriously, a young woman runs up.
Woman: Are you Lord Chaos?
LC: Uhh...yeah?
Woman: Hi! I'm Nila! I'm your contact!
Cloud: MMMMMMPH!
Sephiroth: Shut up. I know that was fast.
Cloud: Mmph.
Nanaki: *pokes Cloud with his claws*
Cloud: MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPH!!
Nila: Did you hear something?
Aeris and Yuffie: No!
LC: *sigh* I hate my job.
Nila: Yeah, I know! Doesn't it suck?
LC: Yes.
Nila: Annnnyway...*hands out everyone's second most powerful weapons, except to Vincent, whom she gives the Death Penalty*
Vincent: ....SWWWEEEEEETTT! *blows off someone's head*
LC: Oh...damn...
Vincent: ...oops?
LC: RUN!
Everyone makes a dash for the plane (except Cloud, who Nanaki carries), and make it just in time to avoid the incredibly angry Klam Townsfolk.
Sephiroth and Nanaki: *tie Cloud to the back of the plane*
LC: Get in!
Everyone gets in, and LC takes off. Midflight, LC docks in a huge Super Star Destroyer.
LC: Welcome to the Oath To Order, my Super Star Destroyer.
Aeris, Yuffie, and Nila: Oooooooooooooooooh....
Everyone else: Ahhhhhhhhh...
The plane is refueled, and they take off after exchanging the propellers for super-jets.
LC: *flies them to North Crater*
Cloud: MMph! *passing bird craps on him* MMMMMMMMMMMMPH!
Nila: There it was again!
LC: Uh-huh. You get used to him.
Nila: HIM?
Aeris: Yeah, my former boyfriend. What was his name? Clod?
LC: *sweatdrop* Cloud.
Aeris: Oh right. *latches onto LC*
LC: Damn, I hate this job so much.
Everyone gets out.
Sephiroth: What are we doing at North Crater?
LC: I wanna say "training," but instead, I'll say "learning how to kick ass"
Sephiroth: I KNOW HOW TO KICK ASS!
LC: Yeah, yeah. How to kick ass better.
Sephiroth: OKAY! WHOO!
LC: I, of course, will be your teacher in the...............
*echoing voice* SCHOOL. OF. HARD. KNOCKS!
Everyone except LC: .......*sweatdrop*
LC: Whaaaaat?
Aeris: Hun, that was horrible.
Yuffie: Yup.
Nila: Uh-huh.
Cloud: Mmmmph!
Nila: Who's making that noise??
Cloud: Mph.
LC: Forget it.
After about two months, the entire gang has learned their uber-ultimate moves.
Cloud: Mph mph mph mph!!! (translation: Let's do this!)
LC: Okay! Now, I'll fly you to the Isle Of Dragons!
Cloud: Mph? (trans: why?)
LC: To get your newest teammate.
LC flies them all to the Isle of Dragons.
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LC: Ahh...so, who will be the newest teammate? Will it be a he or a she? Will it be human, or not? Will they ever unbind Cloud? Find out next time! And please review, I need ideas for the new team member!
