"Tell me Karen, did you and Stan do the dirty deed?" Jack asked.

"Yup, I could be impregnated as we speak."

"Karen, let me ask you something before Grace gets here. Why are you really trying to get pregnant?"

"Well, what do you mean Jack? I explained all that already."

"Yeah, I know Karen, but come one, there's more to it than that. Will and Grace might believe your explanation, but I know you a little better than that. Come on Kare, what's going on?"

"Ugh Jack, it's really not that big of a deal. Stan wants a baby, so who am I to deny him of that? Marriage is about give and take, and if I want to keep on taking I'm going to have to start doing some giving."

"Wait a minute did Stan threaten to cut you off if you don't have a baby?"

"No Jack, good lord, why are you making such a big deal about this? Women have babies' everyday. Why should I be any different from them?

"You know what I think Karen? I think maybe your biological clock is the one that's been ticking away; I think you actually want to have a baby. Am I right?"

"I don't know Jack. When Will and Grace decided to try to get pregnant I thought it was a really bad idea. But the more Grace talked about the baby the more I realized that maybe I was missing out on something. Stan's been wanting to have a baby for a long time, but I always thought it was something I didn't want. Once I started giving it some real thought, I realized that maybe it wasn't such a bad idea after all. I mean how hard can it be? I'll hire a nanny so I won't have to worry about changing diapers and feeding it and all that stuff. Stan is a really good father Jack, so even though I may not make a great mother, at least the kid will have one good parent."

"Karen, you'll make a good mother, and I'm not just saying that. You take good care of me and I didn't even come out of you! What I'm trying to say Karen is don't be so hard on yourself, you'll be a good mom."

"Aw thanks Jackie, what would I do without my best gal pal?"

"I don't know Kare, you're pretty lucky to have me around. So, you're not going to take it personally if I don't hang out with you in public when you start showing are you? I mean that could do some real damage to my reputation if I'm seen with a prego."

"Aw Jackie, you're even more shallow than me. And if you think I'm going to continue to support you in the manner in which you've become accustom you better believe you'll be seen in public with me. Besides, I don't even know if I can get pregnant. And even if I can, it might take a while. Good lord, just the thought of having that much sex with Stan is enough to make me want to change my mind about the whole thing."

"Like I said Karen, I don't know how you do it; he's a really fat man! Hey I have an idea. Why don't you make Stan go on a diet? Yeah if you're going to have his baby the least he can do is lose a couple tons."

"You know Jack, you might be onto something. I could tell him I'm worried he won't live to see his child grow up, on he'll like that! Yeah, he'll eat that up, oh that's funny, get it? Eat it up! Ah this pregnancy could be fun. I could get him to do all kinds of things."