CHAP. 3: THE CRASH
One afternoon Aragorn and Legolas went to the supermarket. At the same time Philondra and Glitter are going to the same supermarket. The two groups went into the same isle, at the same time, walking one way and looking one way, and then. . . . CRASH!!!!!. Philondra looked up and saw Aragorn. She screamed. That's when Glitter saw Aragorn and fainted. Philondra kept on screaming "Aragorn back from the dead!!!!" Legolas yelled "shut up." By then Glitter woke up and said "We want an explanation." Aragorn finally replied " I got turned in to a frog by Gandalf. Then Legolas saved me." "Right" said Philondra giggling. They all went home. Philondra and Glitter told the Roswell Society that Aragorn was still alive. That night Aragorn had an affair with Legolas. In the bedroom they locked the door. Legolas rubbed his naked body against Aragorn. "Aragorn" whispered Legolas.
One afternoon Aragorn and Legolas went to the supermarket. At the same time Philondra and Glitter are going to the same supermarket. The two groups went into the same isle, at the same time, walking one way and looking one way, and then. . . . CRASH!!!!!. Philondra looked up and saw Aragorn. She screamed. That's when Glitter saw Aragorn and fainted. Philondra kept on screaming "Aragorn back from the dead!!!!" Legolas yelled "shut up." By then Glitter woke up and said "We want an explanation." Aragorn finally replied " I got turned in to a frog by Gandalf. Then Legolas saved me." "Right" said Philondra giggling. They all went home. Philondra and Glitter told the Roswell Society that Aragorn was still alive. That night Aragorn had an affair with Legolas. In the bedroom they locked the door. Legolas rubbed his naked body against Aragorn. "Aragorn" whispered Legolas.
