Disclaimer: Trigun does not belong to me, although that doesn't stop me
from playing with the characters. Amira and Day do belong to me, and Fay
belongs to restless_spirit13, please don't steal them. And one last note,
even though I have the whole series on DVD, Adult Swim, I hate you and
Toonami for always taken off all the good shows (like Trigun and Gundam
Wing, and all those other good shows.) just when people get interested in
them. XD Pleez don't sue me!
Okay! Here we go again. This one will be much more funny because now enter the klutz and the hopelessly romantic girl. Pleez review! Arigato and enjoy! And thanx sooo much to the people who reviewed! I'll try to keep up with this story.
(Note: I just looked at it and it's in this messed up block format instead of the organized paragraph system that it WAS in so I'll try to fix it. Thanks.)
A couple days passed aboard the sandsteamer. All the while, Vash and Amira grew more acquainted. Amira decided to follow Vash simply because she had nothing better to do. (And because she wanted to keep those insurance girls away from him at all costs.) So of course she followed him aboard the bus to Mei City. However, once aboard the bus, she soon spied two individuals who looked a little too familiar.
"Since when have you two been here?" Amira asked the purple and blue haired girls.
The girl with purple hair tied back in a messy bun got a far-off look in her eyes and replied, "I just felt a pull in my soul telling me to come here, a feeling of restlessness in my heart, destiny I guess."
Amira rolled her eyes at the elaborate response, for she knew the girl well enough to not believe such a story.
"Tell me the real reason."
"Well the truth is, I kinda tripped into that swirling vortex looking thing on the floor."
Amira sighed. "That's Fay for you."
Then Amira turned to the other girl with flowing blue hair down to her hips. "And why are you here?"
"I followed Fay."
Suddenly Vash appeared behind Amira, cutting the conversation short.
"Do you know these beautiful girls?"
Amira proceeded to introduce them all.
"Vash, this is Fay Motou and Day Esca. Fay, Day, this is Vash the Stampede."
"Vash huh? I've heard that name before. Something about forks or something." Fay continued mumbling about something until she began hitting herself on the head.
"Is that normal?" Meryl asked Amira.
"Unfortunately, yes. By the way, this is Meryl Strife and Milly Thompson from the Bernadelli Insurance Society."
"Nice to meet you." Both Fay and Day said in unison.
"Wha?!" Vash suddenly exclaimed while looking through the window. Merle promptly smacked Vash before Amira could intervene.
"What is it this time?"
"That." Vash pointed out the window.
"Was that really necessary?" Fay asked.
"He's annoying everyone."
So they informed the driver who decided to check it out. It ended being a man who came back and sat by them.
"Are you alright? Here have some water." Milly offered the man.
He drank it greedily. "Ah! I'm alive again! I'm much abliged."
"You're welcome!"
Vash just stares at him "but that was my-" upon which Merle smacks him again.
"But what were you doing out in the middle of the desert?" Merle questions. "Well, my bike decided to break down on me about 100 Iles or so from the road so I thought I'd just hoof it!"
"You actually walked 100 Iles?" Meryl asked unbelieving.
"That's right! It was pretty horrible." He answered, taking another swig of the canteen.
"It must have been awfully tiring to walk with that big thing on your back." Milly stated.
"I couldn't leave it behind, I do have my pride as a tradesman, you know." "A tradesman?"
"I'm a man of the cloth."
"You, are you serious?"
"Do you like, make pretty dresses?" Milly inserts.
"Hardly, I'm a priest."
At this point, Amira quickly interrupts, "Are you really?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing really, I just have a history with men of god." She shrugs and thinks back. // Well, Duo wasn't really a man of God..// Her thoughts were only interrupted when Day nudged her to get her attention.
"Hey, I think I've fallen in love."
Amira raised an eyebrow at her younger companion and continued to think of her past with 'men of the cloth'.
"-Imagine running into the legendary outlaw in a place like this."
"Don't broadcast it to the whole world."
"If I shot you dead right now and collected the $$60 billion I'd have a really fun journey, wouldn't I?"
About then, Amira buts in, "If you did that, I'd never forgive you."
"Why not? You could just follow him to jail." Day countered.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you little.."
At that point, both started a royal argument. However, their squabble was completely ignored by Vash and Wolfwood, who continued their conversation where they left off.
"Got anymore water?"
"I would but you drank it all."
"Yeah, sorry about that."
Wolfwood said as he flipped Vash in the nose.
From the floor- "Don't you dare touch MY Vash!" "What do you mean YOUR Vash!" "He's mine, I claimed him first!" "Fine then! I get Wolfwood!"
"My, this could be a very long trip." Fay concluded.
After a while, the bus took a pit stop to allow the passengers to stretch.
"I don't know why everyone is complaining, what a bunch of whiners."
Amira commented about the people riding with them.
"Don't act all high and mighty, not everyone is as used to travelling and cramped spaces as you." Day chides Amira.
Just then, a commotion becomes apparent to day.
"Look mister, do me a favor, please count it one more time."
"Okay, one, two, three, four , five, six, seven, eight. Recount it all you want, it's still not enough, like I told you, the fare's $$100."
"If I give any more, I'll die of starvation. Come on driver, please give me a break."
"I'll pay the rest for you if you'd like." Day offered.
"Really?! That'd be great! Thanks a lot!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Here, how about this in exchange." Wolfwood pulls out his portable confessional and plops it on Day's head.
"What is it?"
"It's a confessional, you know, those private rooms they used to have in the churches back home? This one's portable!"
Day slowly takes it off her head.
"That's okay, I don't think I really need it."
"Well, have it your way."
"looks like you have a pretty tough job, is that thing part of your gospel?"
"No, it's all business."
Meanwhile Fay comes up to day who's still holding the confessional.
"Do you think I could use that."
"Uh, sure."
Fay takes the box and plops it on her head as Day leaves to snuggle up to Wolfwood. As the party completely ignores her, Fay starts to babble inside the dark box, "-then there was this one time, I hate to admit it, I, I, I stole it! Oh, nevermind, that was free. Anyway-"
Meanwhile, someone comes to tell Vash, Amira, Wolfwood, and Day that someone's gone crazy, leaving Fay all by herself confessing only to a small black cat with big-ass green eyes.
"-and I stole that lunch, and I read all those sinful yaoi doujinshis, and did some interesting things to Yugi. Aaaah! I'm such a horrible child!"
Meanwhile, everyone is rushing onto the bus to escape to machines that had decided to chase the bus.
At that moment, Fay took off the confessional only to find the bus taking off and hundreds of machines about to trample her.
"AAAAH! THEY LEFT ME!"
A few moments later, on the bus, it occurred to Amira that they had left Fay behind.
"That baka, I have to go save her now."
Amira quickly raced to the end of the bus and jumped out. She soon rolled to a stop and spied Fay, only inches away from the machines. Amira pulled out her gun and dropped the ones nearest her. Instead of continuing the chase, the rest turned around and sped the other way. Fay soon caught up to Amira.
"Damn you Fay, can't you just stay out of trouble for once in your life."
"It's not my fault! Someone should have told me there were giant spider machines about to attack!"
Just about then, some voices from behind them caught their attention.
"OH SHIT!"
"Hey, isn't that Wolfwood?" Fay thought aloud.
"Hey! Over here!" Amira called.
Vash and Wolfwood were soon up next to them.
"What are you doing out here, I came out to save this idiot." Amira asked.
"A child was also left behind, we're going to save her." Vash answered.
"Then we're going with you."
Soon the small brigade was looking over the small hill.
"There they are, lots of those big guys. But hey, those are nothing for the likes of Vash the Stampede."
"Speak for your self, we both got shot by the bad lad gang just three days ago." Amira told him.
"You got shot by Brilliant Dynamite Neon? Now that's impressive! You do lead an exciting life, just like they say."
There's a dramatic silence.
"By the way, what happened to my confessional?"
"Uhhh.." Fay looked around nervously. "It kinda got, squished." "WHAT?!"
Vash interrupted them.
"We heed a distraction."
"I'll do it!" Fay Volunteers.
"But I'll need a gun."
"I only have one." Both Vash and Amira answered.
"Then give me a stick."
Vash, Wolfwood, Amira sweatdrop.
"We're in the middle of a dessert! Where the hell are we gonna find a fucking stick!"
Fay thought for a second. Then took her shoe and held it proudly in the air.
"That's Okay, I'll use this!"
Again, everyone sweatdropped. Fay smiled as she walked off to do her job.
"Hey Vash." Wolfwood said, jabbing him in the ribs. "Bet you 12 donuts the girl gets herself killed.
"You're on! Hey!-"
Fay slipped into the army of machines' deadly sights. Immediately, she began to wave around the small shoe in her palms.
"HEY! YOU STUPID ROBOTS! VASH THE STAMPEDE IS OVER HERE! LOOKIE! I'M AN INTRUDER!"
Fay took a long breath while watching the machines turn to her. After a few seconds, she threw her shoe as hard as hard as she could at the lead robot. The object found it's mark and made a loud clang noise when it hit. The noise seemed to be a signal for about 100 more robots to suddenly appear. They all began to charge Fay at an alarming speed. Fay leapt from her current position and lead the charging robots in the needed direction.
"I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"
The army was soon nipping at her heels. Fay mustered every bit of strength in her body to continue running at the pace she had set. The sand made it increasingly difficult to keep her speed. She could feel the heated metal case of the lead robot pressing up against her back, sending a short yet violent shock of fear down her spine. Fay knew she could not stop running or the metallic beasts would trample her in a heartbeat. Her whole future depended on her capability to keep the robots at bay. And that's when she tripped. She grabbed hold of her neck as she fell upon the fiery ground. She felt the end was near, that death would be the price. (When a mighty bolt of lightning showed the face of Jesus Christ. And I cried o lord.I love that song.) She was ready for the forceful impact. Seconds passed when suddenly the sound of bending metal and small explosions rang through the plains. Fay was covered with in a blanket of sand. Her breathing became hard and fear gripped her. Slowly she peaked her head above her cocoon of sand. A graveyard of metal lay behind her. Fay sat up and stared at the mighty miracle that had occurred. "Glory, glory, hallelujah, it's good to be alive. I'm glad someone up there likes me." But Fay had spoken to soon, for a giant piece of metal fell from the highest mountain (in other words, the nearest robot.) and slammed her in the back the head.
"I guess not."
Fay blacked out and fell headfirst into the sand.
Okay! That's it for now. Sorry about stopping in the middle of the episode, but it's pretty long as it is. Don't worry though, I'll have the rest up pretty soon. I've got all figured out, I just have to type it. And a special thank you to restless_soul13 for thinking up all the funny parts, writing the last part for me without ever watching the episode, and letting me use her character, Fay. Arigato! I'd really love it if you'd review!
Okay! Here we go again. This one will be much more funny because now enter the klutz and the hopelessly romantic girl. Pleez review! Arigato and enjoy! And thanx sooo much to the people who reviewed! I'll try to keep up with this story.
(Note: I just looked at it and it's in this messed up block format instead of the organized paragraph system that it WAS in so I'll try to fix it. Thanks.)
A couple days passed aboard the sandsteamer. All the while, Vash and Amira grew more acquainted. Amira decided to follow Vash simply because she had nothing better to do. (And because she wanted to keep those insurance girls away from him at all costs.) So of course she followed him aboard the bus to Mei City. However, once aboard the bus, she soon spied two individuals who looked a little too familiar.
"Since when have you two been here?" Amira asked the purple and blue haired girls.
The girl with purple hair tied back in a messy bun got a far-off look in her eyes and replied, "I just felt a pull in my soul telling me to come here, a feeling of restlessness in my heart, destiny I guess."
Amira rolled her eyes at the elaborate response, for she knew the girl well enough to not believe such a story.
"Tell me the real reason."
"Well the truth is, I kinda tripped into that swirling vortex looking thing on the floor."
Amira sighed. "That's Fay for you."
Then Amira turned to the other girl with flowing blue hair down to her hips. "And why are you here?"
"I followed Fay."
Suddenly Vash appeared behind Amira, cutting the conversation short.
"Do you know these beautiful girls?"
Amira proceeded to introduce them all.
"Vash, this is Fay Motou and Day Esca. Fay, Day, this is Vash the Stampede."
"Vash huh? I've heard that name before. Something about forks or something." Fay continued mumbling about something until she began hitting herself on the head.
"Is that normal?" Meryl asked Amira.
"Unfortunately, yes. By the way, this is Meryl Strife and Milly Thompson from the Bernadelli Insurance Society."
"Nice to meet you." Both Fay and Day said in unison.
"Wha?!" Vash suddenly exclaimed while looking through the window. Merle promptly smacked Vash before Amira could intervene.
"What is it this time?"
"That." Vash pointed out the window.
"Was that really necessary?" Fay asked.
"He's annoying everyone."
So they informed the driver who decided to check it out. It ended being a man who came back and sat by them.
"Are you alright? Here have some water." Milly offered the man.
He drank it greedily. "Ah! I'm alive again! I'm much abliged."
"You're welcome!"
Vash just stares at him "but that was my-" upon which Merle smacks him again.
"But what were you doing out in the middle of the desert?" Merle questions. "Well, my bike decided to break down on me about 100 Iles or so from the road so I thought I'd just hoof it!"
"You actually walked 100 Iles?" Meryl asked unbelieving.
"That's right! It was pretty horrible." He answered, taking another swig of the canteen.
"It must have been awfully tiring to walk with that big thing on your back." Milly stated.
"I couldn't leave it behind, I do have my pride as a tradesman, you know." "A tradesman?"
"I'm a man of the cloth."
"You, are you serious?"
"Do you like, make pretty dresses?" Milly inserts.
"Hardly, I'm a priest."
At this point, Amira quickly interrupts, "Are you really?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing really, I just have a history with men of god." She shrugs and thinks back. // Well, Duo wasn't really a man of God..// Her thoughts were only interrupted when Day nudged her to get her attention.
"Hey, I think I've fallen in love."
Amira raised an eyebrow at her younger companion and continued to think of her past with 'men of the cloth'.
"-Imagine running into the legendary outlaw in a place like this."
"Don't broadcast it to the whole world."
"If I shot you dead right now and collected the $$60 billion I'd have a really fun journey, wouldn't I?"
About then, Amira buts in, "If you did that, I'd never forgive you."
"Why not? You could just follow him to jail." Day countered.
"What the hell is wrong with you, you little.."
At that point, both started a royal argument. However, their squabble was completely ignored by Vash and Wolfwood, who continued their conversation where they left off.
"Got anymore water?"
"I would but you drank it all."
"Yeah, sorry about that."
Wolfwood said as he flipped Vash in the nose.
From the floor- "Don't you dare touch MY Vash!" "What do you mean YOUR Vash!" "He's mine, I claimed him first!" "Fine then! I get Wolfwood!"
"My, this could be a very long trip." Fay concluded.
After a while, the bus took a pit stop to allow the passengers to stretch.
"I don't know why everyone is complaining, what a bunch of whiners."
Amira commented about the people riding with them.
"Don't act all high and mighty, not everyone is as used to travelling and cramped spaces as you." Day chides Amira.
Just then, a commotion becomes apparent to day.
"Look mister, do me a favor, please count it one more time."
"Okay, one, two, three, four , five, six, seven, eight. Recount it all you want, it's still not enough, like I told you, the fare's $$100."
"If I give any more, I'll die of starvation. Come on driver, please give me a break."
"I'll pay the rest for you if you'd like." Day offered.
"Really?! That'd be great! Thanks a lot!"
"You're very welcome!"
"Here, how about this in exchange." Wolfwood pulls out his portable confessional and plops it on Day's head.
"What is it?"
"It's a confessional, you know, those private rooms they used to have in the churches back home? This one's portable!"
Day slowly takes it off her head.
"That's okay, I don't think I really need it."
"Well, have it your way."
"looks like you have a pretty tough job, is that thing part of your gospel?"
"No, it's all business."
Meanwhile Fay comes up to day who's still holding the confessional.
"Do you think I could use that."
"Uh, sure."
Fay takes the box and plops it on her head as Day leaves to snuggle up to Wolfwood. As the party completely ignores her, Fay starts to babble inside the dark box, "-then there was this one time, I hate to admit it, I, I, I stole it! Oh, nevermind, that was free. Anyway-"
Meanwhile, someone comes to tell Vash, Amira, Wolfwood, and Day that someone's gone crazy, leaving Fay all by herself confessing only to a small black cat with big-ass green eyes.
"-and I stole that lunch, and I read all those sinful yaoi doujinshis, and did some interesting things to Yugi. Aaaah! I'm such a horrible child!"
Meanwhile, everyone is rushing onto the bus to escape to machines that had decided to chase the bus.
At that moment, Fay took off the confessional only to find the bus taking off and hundreds of machines about to trample her.
"AAAAH! THEY LEFT ME!"
A few moments later, on the bus, it occurred to Amira that they had left Fay behind.
"That baka, I have to go save her now."
Amira quickly raced to the end of the bus and jumped out. She soon rolled to a stop and spied Fay, only inches away from the machines. Amira pulled out her gun and dropped the ones nearest her. Instead of continuing the chase, the rest turned around and sped the other way. Fay soon caught up to Amira.
"Damn you Fay, can't you just stay out of trouble for once in your life."
"It's not my fault! Someone should have told me there were giant spider machines about to attack!"
Just about then, some voices from behind them caught their attention.
"OH SHIT!"
"Hey, isn't that Wolfwood?" Fay thought aloud.
"Hey! Over here!" Amira called.
Vash and Wolfwood were soon up next to them.
"What are you doing out here, I came out to save this idiot." Amira asked.
"A child was also left behind, we're going to save her." Vash answered.
"Then we're going with you."
Soon the small brigade was looking over the small hill.
"There they are, lots of those big guys. But hey, those are nothing for the likes of Vash the Stampede."
"Speak for your self, we both got shot by the bad lad gang just three days ago." Amira told him.
"You got shot by Brilliant Dynamite Neon? Now that's impressive! You do lead an exciting life, just like they say."
There's a dramatic silence.
"By the way, what happened to my confessional?"
"Uhhh.." Fay looked around nervously. "It kinda got, squished." "WHAT?!"
Vash interrupted them.
"We heed a distraction."
"I'll do it!" Fay Volunteers.
"But I'll need a gun."
"I only have one." Both Vash and Amira answered.
"Then give me a stick."
Vash, Wolfwood, Amira sweatdrop.
"We're in the middle of a dessert! Where the hell are we gonna find a fucking stick!"
Fay thought for a second. Then took her shoe and held it proudly in the air.
"That's Okay, I'll use this!"
Again, everyone sweatdropped. Fay smiled as she walked off to do her job.
"Hey Vash." Wolfwood said, jabbing him in the ribs. "Bet you 12 donuts the girl gets herself killed.
"You're on! Hey!-"
Fay slipped into the army of machines' deadly sights. Immediately, she began to wave around the small shoe in her palms.
"HEY! YOU STUPID ROBOTS! VASH THE STAMPEDE IS OVER HERE! LOOKIE! I'M AN INTRUDER!"
Fay took a long breath while watching the machines turn to her. After a few seconds, she threw her shoe as hard as hard as she could at the lead robot. The object found it's mark and made a loud clang noise when it hit. The noise seemed to be a signal for about 100 more robots to suddenly appear. They all began to charge Fay at an alarming speed. Fay leapt from her current position and lead the charging robots in the needed direction.
"I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!"
The army was soon nipping at her heels. Fay mustered every bit of strength in her body to continue running at the pace she had set. The sand made it increasingly difficult to keep her speed. She could feel the heated metal case of the lead robot pressing up against her back, sending a short yet violent shock of fear down her spine. Fay knew she could not stop running or the metallic beasts would trample her in a heartbeat. Her whole future depended on her capability to keep the robots at bay. And that's when she tripped. She grabbed hold of her neck as she fell upon the fiery ground. She felt the end was near, that death would be the price. (When a mighty bolt of lightning showed the face of Jesus Christ. And I cried o lord.I love that song.) She was ready for the forceful impact. Seconds passed when suddenly the sound of bending metal and small explosions rang through the plains. Fay was covered with in a blanket of sand. Her breathing became hard and fear gripped her. Slowly she peaked her head above her cocoon of sand. A graveyard of metal lay behind her. Fay sat up and stared at the mighty miracle that had occurred. "Glory, glory, hallelujah, it's good to be alive. I'm glad someone up there likes me." But Fay had spoken to soon, for a giant piece of metal fell from the highest mountain (in other words, the nearest robot.) and slammed her in the back the head.
"I guess not."
Fay blacked out and fell headfirst into the sand.
Okay! That's it for now. Sorry about stopping in the middle of the episode, but it's pretty long as it is. Don't worry though, I'll have the rest up pretty soon. I've got all figured out, I just have to type it. And a special thank you to restless_soul13 for thinking up all the funny parts, writing the last part for me without ever watching the episode, and letting me use her character, Fay. Arigato! I'd really love it if you'd review!
