Disclaimer: Trigun doesn't belong to me. But there are these baby goats across the street and I named one Vash, Knives, Rem and Wolfie. But they don't belong to me either. XD

Okay, I finally got this typed up. I only get an about an hour on the computer per day so it's hard to get the stories transferred when you type at only 37 words per minute. But on with the story!

Vash, Amira, and Wolfwood approached the unconscious Fay. "Is she dead?" Wolfwood poked at her. "If she is, it's your fault Vash." Amira accused him. "Why is it MY fault, you were shooting them too." There was a pause. "What are we going to do with her now?" Wolfwood thought aloud. "We could leave her here." Amira suggested sarcastically. "We can't do that!" Vash quickly answered. "Someone could carry her." Wolfwood suggested. There was another pause. "You do it Amira, she's your friend." "Why do I have to, I had to save her ass once already. Besides, I'm only 5'4. Why don't you do it Wolfwood, you carry around that big cross all the time, she'll be MUCH lighter." "You're right Amira, Wolfwood, you do it." Outnumbered 2 to 1, Wolfwood had no choice but to carry her as they took off across the sand in the direction of the rest of the machines. They soon found the little girl and quickly dispatched the machines around her. "There she is, and she looks OK! Praise the Lord!" As soon as they approached, however, another of the machines took off with the child. Both Vash and Amira knew the only way to get the retreating mechanical beast in time would be to leap and shoot. So they both jumped and shot with perfect accuracy. Wolfwood also attempted to do the same, but with Fay over his shoulder, the jump fell dramaticly short. As you all probably know, all four of them fell helplessly into a gaint sand trap, yelling and cursing (on Amira's part) as the went. Sonn they were through and attempeting to regroup. "What is this place?" Wolfwood asked. "we really fell into it now, we're smack in the middle of their territory." Vash answered. "What?" "This is the inside of an alien ship." "You're telling me we discovered some kind of spaceship that crashed here a long time ago." "I'm curious to know what we'll find in the belly of this monster whale." "I'm sorry to interupt this conversation, but there's about 10 of those things heading straight for us!" Amira yelled. Vash started screaming. "Now I know why that other short haired girl is always so pissed off at you all the time! When you're around, things seem to get much worse. My brains about to explode into pieces!" "I kinda suggest we start running!" Amira yelled as they turned to race down the hall. "It's you guy's fault, do something!" "You fell in all by yourself!" "You're the outlaw!" "What's that got to do with anything!" They finally evaded the machines and came to a resting place. "I think we should take 5 here." Vash suggested. "Good idea." The three of them sat against the wall and Wolfwood laid Fay beside him. "All this is making me hungry." Wolfwood said as he took out his last meal bar. Just about then, Fay momentarily regained consciousness, reached up, and grabbed the concentrated meal. In one swift movement, she ate it all and fell back unconscious. The three just stared at her as her action seeped in. "I WAS going to share that!" Wolfwood finally stated. "Yeah right, don't even pretend." Amira said. "Okay, that was fun, what are we going to do now?" "I lost $$80 billion at poker but there's still a little left." "A real man would lay it all on the table." "Then let's find ourselves a casino." They took off and soon found themselves in the very core of the ship. The machines patrolled everywhere below them. "The plant's fully operational. This is an awfully big casino!" "Well then, where are the cards?" "Right here. I'll go, you cover me." Vash said as he handed over his gun and ammo to Wolfwood. "Hey, I have to tell you I've never shot a gun before. And if I'm taking this, doesn't that mean you're going in completely unarmed. You're really crazy!" "Don't worry, I'll be covering him too." Amira reassured him. "I'll shoot the gun." Wolfwood finally caved-in. "Okay, then shuffle the deck, it's time for a game." "Just one minute." "What is it?" "May you go with the protection and love of almighty God. It's the usual mantra to the big guy." "Does it work?" "That's entirely up to you." "Wonderful mantra you've got there." "Believers will be redeemed in the end!" "Okie dokie then, shall we begin?" At that point, Vash jumps down and Wolfwood drops Fay on the floor. (None to gently either seeing as she ate all their food.) "Ok let's get in the game!" That was the signal for the action to start. Both Wolfwood and Amira pelted down the platform blasting any machines that dared to get in the Humanoid Typhoons way. Until the last one. Although Wolfwood called it, both Vash and Amira knew he was out. Just then, one of the machines confronted them as well. Amira clicked her empty gun in Vain. This was not good. About this time Fay woke up. "Where am I?" She looked around and promptly began to scream and yell 'bloody murder', 'the end is near', and 'I'm gonna die.' However, the end did not come as all three expected it. Explosions rang through the ship, and when they opened their eyes the machine that had been assaulting them was no more. "Huh? Hey Vash?" All three looked down over the edge to find Vash perfectly unharmed. "He's still alive?" "You saved me!" Fay called. The three of them jumped down to the main level, (Or in Fay's case, fell.) while Vash walked into the small room to shut down the ship. Upon his return, Wolfwood questioned him. "What happened back there." "Huh?" "I'm asking you what you did back there." "It must have been God! It's the only explanation." Suddenly the ceiling began to cave-in from the outside. "Oh no, there's more of them!" Once again, Fay began to run around screaming. One finally broke through, "Hello? Are you guys down there?" "It's Milly and Meryl. We're here to save you!" "If you're there, give us a sign!" All four of them laid under the pile of concrete from the explosion. "Those. Damn. Bitches." Amira muttered. "I think they're maybe-" "A little late I'd say!"

~later~

They finally get back to the bus. Wolfwood is sitting next to Vash, talking quietly. "You can get out of the worst situations possible. Just like they say, Vash the Stampede." "I'd rather lead an uneventful life if it was up to me." "You couldn't if you tried." With that, Wolfwood got up and sat with Milly. Almost immediately, Amira had taken the spot with Vash. About that time, Meryl came out to sit down, only to find no more seats open. So she decided to sit with Fay on the floor. "Do you really have to hit Vash so much? I mean, it's not getting you anything-" Meryl immediately smacked Fay. Meanwhile, Day was delegating with Milly for the seat with Wolfwood. "Please swich seats with me Milly." "No, it's Okay, I'm just fine." "Please?" "Really, I'm Okay." Back to Amira and Vash; finally Amira broke the silence that had been growing between them for the past few minutes. "Can I lean against you. Don't tell anyone, but my sholder hurts like hell." "Okay, sure." "Anata-wa ichi-ban des." "I didn't know you know you knew Japanese." "I save it for special moments." Eventually, everyone succumbed to their exhaustion and fell asleep.

The next morning came with everyone unloading. "My back hurts." Milly complained. "Gee, I wonder why." "Thanks for all the support Vash, it was a fun and interesting trip." "You're leaving now?" "I've got to get back to work you know." "Hey! Preacher-man!" the people unloading the luggage called as they threw down his cross. "I've got it!" Day called as she went to catch it. However, when she did, it flattened her with its' weight. "Ow." "Oh my gosh! Are you Okay!" Fay asked as she tried to push the cross off her. "Sorry about that." Wolfwood apologized as he effortlessly picked the cross off her. (How does he do that?) "Damn that thing's heavy!" the unloading men called. "That my friends is because it's so full of mercy. See yah later!" Day quickly followed him as he left. "Try to stay out of trouble Vash, everyone around you will be a whole lot healthier for it, and with any luck we'll meet again soon. MY you all go with God my friends." "He was one unusual man. Meryl stated as he left. "Yeah." "And there went Wolfwood." Vash said under his breath. "Hey! I think I'll get something yummy to eat!" "Yeah! Seeing as Fay ate our last meal." Amira commented. "Sounds good, let's go."

Thank you to those who reviewed and a special thanks to AngelEyes for telling me that I had anonymous reviews blocked. I didn't know that. It may take a while to come up with the next chapter because restless_spirit13 has all the DVDs and needs to come over for the 4th of July. Enough rambling, remember to review! Ja ne!