Okay, I don't own DBZ or its characters.

Also, I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, I just didn't know where to go next, but now I do and I'm going to write chapter four.

Praises and Flames are requested and hoped for (none?) 'cause I'd like to hear from you.

Some of this may be confusing, but it will make sense in the long run.

Just to clear it up: {thoughts} "speech"

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Last Time on Dragon Ball Z (End of chapter 3)

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...but Vegeta wasn't convinced by the shower story, after-all, eye color doesn't change in the shower...

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"'Kay guys, let me start by saying a few things." Alex was clearly avoiding the subject, but that was okay, Goku was only half-awake and the others were only half listening.

Except for Vegeta, who wasn't listening at all, and instead was totally engrossed with something about the newcomer that he had failed to notice before.

".. and your trip to Namek was exciting enough, but Frieza! I mean.."

{Is that what I think it is? But how?} Vegeta caught parts of what she said, but was too busy staring at her backside.

".. but I guess he wasn't that strong, really. Anywho, .." Alex hadn't even noticed that she was getting confused stares from at least two people in the room.

{But it's not possible, is it? But, if others survived, wouldn't I have been the first to know?}

".. and he spit her out? Wow, I really liked that part!" And Alex looked around the room, as if searching for something. "Hey, where's the bald one?"

{Well, if she IS a saiyan, or If she's not, I know just the way to check.} an evil grin crosses Vegeta's face as he imagines the results of what he's about to do.

"Oh, he doesn't fight anymore. He's got a little girl to live with." Goku didn't even mention that Krillin had hair now.

"Really? Well, good for him! I can imagine that him and Eighteen will raise her well!"

Vegeta was so surprised by this last statement, that he almost lost his nerve. But a Prince must be ready for anything....

"So, anyway, it's almost surprising that Buu was that strong and Vegeta, why are you holding my tail?" Alex didn't even turn around to face the prince, who was indeed holding a furry appendage with all his might (well, without powering up, anyway).

Vegeta was speechless, {She didn't even flinch! What kind of Saiyan is she?}

Jennifer, who had just walked in the room, saw Vegeta and smiled a knowing grin. Not wanting to rain on his parade, she just leaned against the nearest wall and waited for it to play itself out.

Goku just kind of kept to himself. Very confused, he was holding that classic Son grin we all know and love.

Gohan was also at a loss for words, but he did manage to choke out one, "Tail?" And that's about it.

Trunks couldn't figure out why his dad pulled him out of class for this, not that he was complaining.

Goten was the first to break the silence, "Hey, how come she's got a tail? Is she a Saiyan?"

Alex didn't respond with words, instead she unfurled her tail (still in the unyielding, and slightly confused grip of the mighty Vegeta) and swung it around her so the whole of it was behind her, throwing Vegeta straight into Goku in the process.

While Goku was busy complaining that his head hurt (that's where Vegeta's head had landed) and Vegeta was genuinely confused. How could any saiyan fight through so much pain, and fling him, Prince of Saiyans, off of them?

Alex wasn't really angry, just a little annoyed {He must think I'm one of his subjects or something.} Putting on an expression that half said 'Congratulations, you just messed up!' and half said 'I guess I should have told you earlier...' she calmly walked over to the fallen Saiyan Prince and offered her hand (NO not in marriage! To help him get off of Goku!).

"Well, Vegeta, I can't say I'm surprised, or angry for that matter. But I have to burst your bubble."

"What do you mean?" Vegeta sounded as gruff and angry as ever.

"I mean that I'm not Saiyan."

"But you have..."

"A tail, I know. But let me fill you in on something, human tails are built differently than Saiyan tails."

Now Gohan wasn't at a loss for words, "But humans don't have tails!"

"Actually, Gohan, they do, they're just really short, so short that they don't even go outside the skin."

Vegeta was a bit annoyed at being told he was wrong, he tried to hold it in, but it came out as a shout "What do you mean your not Saiyan? THAT is definitely a SAIYAN TAIL!!!"

"Well, Vegeta, I mean what I said, I'm not Saiyan, and just to help prove it, I have something else to show you."

"WHAT ELSE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE?"

"This." And with that, she pointed to the top of her head, where there now was a pair of ears, and they definitely weren't human ears, but they weren't saiyan ears either. Actually they looked more like cat ears, a pair of fluffy, pointed ears extending out the top of her head. And they were definitely hers as the fur on them were the same jet-black color her hair was, which is how no one had noticed them 'till now.

"Wow, then, if you're not Saiyan, than what are you?" Gohan was acting smart again, and failing at it, badly.

"Weren't you listening, I said this was a HUMAN TAIL."

"But human ears are round, and don't look like a kitty-cat's ears." Goten was still confused, but was sure she wasn't lying.

Jennifer was slightly confused, but she also knew that her sister needed her. "Well Alex, where'd you get the tail and ears?"

Alex could tell that she was trying to help, but she was still unnerved by the question, and with a stupid grin that Goku would be envious of she replied, "Well, that's a bit of a long story, he he he..."

"Well, okay," then to the genuinely confused saiyans she felt obligated to clear a few things up, "Well, guys, I can assure you that she did not have those when she left here three years ago."

NOW Vegeta was annoyed "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THOSE AREN'T THE KIND OF THINGS THAT JUST... SHOW UP!"

"Well I'm not saying I know how she got them, I'm only saying that they're acquired and that she wasn't born with them."

"Fine! I won't argue on it anymore, but I'm keeping an eye on you." He said this while looking sideways at Alex. Even though the tail thing was settled (for now), he still wasn't satisfied with the eyes, how could they change color?

~~~~~~*** End of Chapter 4 ***~~~~~~

Well? How was it? I hope you're good and confused now, I told you that there were no more Saiyans in this story! And for those of you who missed that part let me tell you again.

Ahem... NO MORE SAIYANS NO MORE SAIYANS NO MORE SAIYANS! HA HA HA HA HA HA! ...

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Well, anyways, I will clear all this up later on so just stick with me.

Alex: Man! Now I'm all confused!

Alex Ultra: What are you talking about? They're YOUR tail and ears!

Alex: I know, but still, I'm kind of lost...

Alex Ultra: -_-, well anyway, I'd appreciate it if you folks out there would send me some reviews.

Alex: . So peoples, how was my acting? I'd like to know, I really would... Please?

Alex Ultra: Gotta go, I have some things to check on.

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