Just When you thought it was safe to read fanfics....I'M BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!

Miss me? No..?...nobody?...okay!

(When we last left off...Royce got chased and beaten by Columbia, Breaker sings annoying jingles, the gang play charades and the Hammer drops in and
they head for the mall!!)

::Columbia skips out of the apartment followed by the Ghosts and Eil:: We're going SHOPPING!!! YEY!!

::They all get into Col's SUV and drive in the direction of the closest Mall::

::Dana sniffs the air:: What..the...Is that...Popeye's chicken i smell?

::Royce and Ryan:: POPEYE'S CHICKEN IS THE SHIZZNIT!!

::Breaker: It's mine, mine you here...the chicken is miiiine, you can't have any!!

::Hammer:: Yo Foo! I know your ass didn't jus say i could's have no chickin

::Breaker looks like a frightened small animal:: But...But it's mine! i found it...my own..my precioussssssss

::Eveyone blinks and a few crickets chirp::

::The car jerked to a sudden screeching halt and Col giggled:: WE'RE HEREEEEEEEE *eveyone get's out of the car::

::INSIDE:: Columbia: Okay so we're going to split up in..um..pairs? or um..well no..groups! Ryan, Royce, Eilfie, Dana and Me are in group one..Hammer and Juggernaut..group two

::Breaker put's his hands on his hips:: That's not fair! your group is bigger!

::Dana:: Breaker..don't a be a bitch

Breaker: But...I...You shut up you hussy!

::Dana Rolls her eyes and walks off::

::Col giggles nervously and waves at Hammer and Breaker before walking very quickly with the rest of group one::

Eilfie: Oh Slushies, i want...Royce you want one too!

Royce: I..don't..want

Eil: YES YOU DO!! ::glares::

Royce: o-kay *steps away from Eil*

Columbia: We'll meet you guys at That toy..place...that way *points*

Royce and Eilfie: OKAY!

::Ryan and Col walk towards the toy place but along the way Col notices something missing, suddenly she stops blinks and listens before hearing a dozen loud shrieks and psychotic laughter:: OH NO!!

::Col runs quickly and slides to a hault infront of....Victoria's Secret, rushing inside she quickly found Ryan and dragged him out, him leaving with a bra on his head and the biggest grin on his face::

Ryan: Oh Col..it was wonderful! just like christmas ::dreamy sigh::

Col: Ryan...I fear you...seriously...fear you ::nods before dragging him into the toy store::

::Eilfie and Royce finally walk into the toy store only to find Col and Ryan having a plastic sword fight::

Col: Thy shall kicketh thou's asseth!!!

::Ryan Pokes Col with the sword and she fall's over:: I win yaaay!

::Col hops back up and waves at Royce and Eilfie before diving into a pile of stuffed animals::

Royce: I sometimes wonder if sanity is just a figment of my imagination ::blinks::

Eilfie: Oh, it is...Sanity does not exist...at all ::They Both Nod::

*The Hammer and Breaker*

Hammer: It's getting hot herre so take of all your clothes!!

Breaker: Like a virgin HEEEY touched for the very first tiiiiime

*Dana*

::Dana walks through the crowd of mall shoppers when she hears a very familure giggle::

Mystery Voice: hehehehe

::Dana turns and see's the first born son:: Well well well...if it isn't little billy...this is the last place i would think to look for you

Billy: I was looking for the toy store...honestly!

Dana: riiight...let's go find it then..i'm sure that's where the others are anyway

Billy: sweet!

*Toy Store*

::Ryan runs around laughing crazily while clinging to a N.E.R.F bat, fwapping at people randomly::

::Columbia runs down the isles looking for something::

Royce: you know...this never seems to get boring ::Get's fwaped with the nerf bat by Ryan:: Why you little!! ::picks up a bat of his own and runs after Ryan::

Eilfie: That was interesting...hey Dana who's the kid?

Dana: This is Billy, one of the ghosts tha got locked up with us

::Billy is ssen being chased around the store by Ryan and Royce:: AHHHH!!

::Dana and Eilfie blinks and shake their heads::

*Breaker and Hammer*

Hammer: Ice ice baby....vanilla ice ice baby

Breaker: I FEEL PRETTY OH SO PRETTY!!!

That's it for now
Kiddies, sorry if this chapter sucks but you know
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