The Evil Mind Elves

A.N: This is a kenshin and karou get together story inspired by another fic I read with mind elves. So the idea is not mine. *Sniff * I'm sorry if this turns out to be the most messed up fic you have ever read. If it is then just e-mail me and ill try to refund your wasted time

Note: /stuff hear/ means thoughts. : Stuff hear: is what the mind elves are saying. *Stuff hear * is what the mind elves are doing.

Disclaimer: Yes…Yes I own it all Mahahahahahahah. (Not really)

Kenshin sat in the shade of a large tree happily watching Kaoru chase Yahiko around the yard. "Ugly, Ugly your so ugly." He chanted always staying just out of reach of kaorou's angry hands. "Why you little brat just wait until I get my hands on you" Kaoru screamed after the little imp. Just then she tripped on a rock and fell flat on her face Yahiko tho this opportunity to turn and laugh at her. Kenshin couldn't help but chuckle at the spectacle /I'm so glad I stayed/. The next moment a heavy wind came and blew kaoru's kimono up over her head. She was frozen for a couple of seconds because she realized that Kenshin was sitting right behind her. She turn around quick and pulled her clothing down and ran in to the dojo with a beet red face. Now Yahiko was chancing after her laughing almost to the point that he couldn't chase her. Kenshin was left wide-eyed and mouth agape. He couldn't believe what he had just seen. :Yes…Yes we saw her ass yea: /no not you kenshin yelled mentally. He hated it when his Sex-drive spoke up. : more…..More…. me….want…. More: He yelled at Kenshin filling his mind with dirty thoughts. : How can you say that she is just a baby: came a stuffy version of Kenshins voice. It was Discipline and his best friend restraint's turn to talk. :But I'm soo lonely and horny oooo soooo horny and she is so sexy: Now Sex drive was panting like a dog. : So why don't we just go in there and take her: All the noise woke up the bitosti from his slumber. / I can't do that to kaoru-dono. /: Fine ya pussy: the husky voice replied.

"Kenshin diners ready" kaoru yelled. Trying hard to avoid his eyes. Coming…

A.N: So now you have met the evil mind elves. What do ya think do ya want me to keep going or do you want me to shrivel up and die in a small smelly hole? Well tell me what ya think. If I get about 7 reviews ill continue. Hoooorayyyyyyy.