Chapter 4

"Double time! Let's go!" Theresa shouted.

The Orcs were truing to put together the nuclear missile. No such luck.

"This is impossible!" grumbled one Orc in his language.

"What?!" Theresa exclaimed.

With her evil mystic power, she electrocuted the Orc. Bryan stared at her, a lot more scared of her than before.

"Any more questions?" she asked.

The Orc got back to work immediately.
"What are you doing?" Frodo asked Julian.

"Making a double-bladed sword," Julian said.

He was wrapping duct tape around the handles of the two swords.

"It just goes to show you," Julian said. "You can fix anything with duct tape."

"Wouldn't you stab yourself when you pull it back?" Frodo asked him.

"Thanks for killing my spirit, Frodo!" Julian yelled.

Frodo sighed. Now was not the time to talk to Julian.

Meanwhile, Legolas was on look-out. Since Theresa & Bryan joined Saruman, everyone had this feeling that they would increase the power of Saruman.

Suddenly, Legolas heard something.

"Put me down!" a voice said. "I am my own master! You can't take me!"

"The Ring," Legolas breathed. "The Ring!"

He ran over to the sound of James's voice. It was too late.

Legolas burst into camp.

"They've got James!" he shouted.

"James!!!" Tracy & Julian exclaimed.

"Not James!" cried Julian. "He was so young! So young and full of life! WHHYYY!!!"

"Get a grip, Julian!" Tracy yelled. "It's not like they killed him! He's probably making Saruman's life miserable."

"Just like I taught him!" Julian grinned.
"Why am I here?" James asked.

"Shut up," Saruman said.

James had been asking Saruman questions for the past 15 minutes.

"Why do you have long hair?" James asked.

"Shut up," he commanded.

"Why don't you cut it?"

"Shut up!"

"Are those the only words in your dictionary?"

"NO!"

"Ah! Three words! Any more?"

Saruman sighed, "You aren't the real Ring are you?"

"Of course I am!" James replied. "Watch. Put on the Ring."

Saruman fell into James's trance. James laughed evily.

"Now jump out the window!" James commanded.

"James!" Theresa stopped him.

"Fine!" James said. "Don't do that! Take me back to the Fellowship now!"

"Don't do it Saruman!" Bryan exclaimed.

Too late.

"What?!" Bryan yelled.

Don't argue with the writer.

"Why not?" he asked.

"Who are you talking to, Bryan?" Theresa asked.

Because I rule your little world.

"Yeah right!" Bryan argued.

You want me to kill you off?

"No," Bryan said.

Then shut up. Anyway, after Bryan was finished arguing with the brilliant, beautiful and overall perfect author, he realized that Saruman had indeed taken James back to the Fellowship.

"That's just great!" Theresa said sarcastically. "We lost the Ring."