Chapter 5

Meanwhile, James had been dropped by Saruman near the camp.

"Julian!" he called out. "Help! Frodo? Sam? Pippin!"

Just then, someone knelt next to him.

"My precioussss?" it asked.

"Precious? I'm not your precious!" James exclaimed.

It was Gollum. He picked up James and looked at the Ring.

"You're not my precioussss!" he exclaimed.

"No. I'm not your precioussss," James replied.

Gollum shook the Ring violently, "What have you done with my precioussss?"

"I didn't do anything to your precious!" James yelled. "And quit saying it like that."

"James!" yelled someone.

Gollum looked up. He dropped the Ring and ran away. The Fellowship was coming towards him.

"I'm down here!" James screamed.

"Where?" Julian asked, stepping on James.

"Ow!" James cried. "I'm under you foot!"

"Oh," Julian said, picking up his foot. "James! You're back!"

He picked up James.

"James!" he cried. "You're alive! It's a miracle!"

The "Alleluia" song plays.

"Of course I'm alive!" James yelled. "I'm the Ring! And stop that music!"

The music stopped. Then suddenly, then ground began to shake a little.

"It's Jurassic Park all over again!" Julian shrieked.

"If this was Jurassic Park we'd have some sort of vehicle," Tracy reminded.

"Like that?" Frodo asked pointing to a jeep.

Tracy sighed, "Everything is way too convenient in this story."

"The Ford of the Rings!" Julian yelled. "Awesome!"

Julian jumped into the driver's seat as the other climbed in.

"Are you sure this is safe?" Aragorn asked.

"Of course!" Julian exclaimed. "Everyone has one of these where we come from!"

"Julian you can't drive!" Tracy shouted. "You don' t have a license."

"Yeah, I know," Julian grinned. "Isn't it great?"

Tracy sighed, "Buckle up, people. This guy can't drive."

After Julian put James in the cup holder, he started up the car and drove over to the Orcs. Of course, he ran over their camp, took off a rear-view mirror from running into a tree, and almost ran into the river. Julian drove at high speeds towards an inclined piece of wood.

"Oh no! A ramp!" Pippin said.

"Aw sweet! A ramp!" Julian laughed.

The Fellowship braced themselves as Julian drove the Ford of the Rings off the ramp. It flew off of the ramp and hit the ground.

Suddenly, it felt like Julian had hit a bunch of rocks.

"What happened?" Legolas asked.

"I don't know," he replied. "I think that I hit some Orcs."

"Orcs?!" Gimli exclaimed.

"Yeah about 5 of them," he said.

They kept on running over Orcs, until the Ford stopped.

"Out of gas?!" Julian exclaimed. "Aw man!"

"It's a good thing too," Tracy said. "You almost hit Theresa."

They looked out the window to see Theresa up against a tree, shaking with fear.

"Oops," Julian said.

A war cry echoed off the mountains. The Fellowship climbed out of the Ford and prepared to fight.