Chapter 7

Meanwhile, Theresa was killing Saruman at chess.

"Checkmate!" she said.

Saruman stared at the board, "Best 84 out of 179."

Theresa sighed and reset the board, "I'm gonna win either way."

The door flew open then shut.

Theresa and Saruman looked at each other.

"Open the door, stupid!" Aragorn yelled at Bryan.

"Oh sorry!" he apologized.

He opened up the door as far as he could, and then fell forward.

A HALF HOUR LATER.

"You can stand up now," Legolas said.

"Oh yeah!" Bryan said.

"Geez," said Theresa. "You sure know how to make an entrance."

"Hey," James said. "I can do better."

"We don't wanna see," Theresa answered.

"What are you doing here?" Saruman asked.

"We're here to bring Theresa back to the Good Side," Tracy said.

Theresa sighed, "Fine!"

"What?!" everyone else exclaimed.

"The nuclear missile progress is too slow," Theresa complained. "If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself."

"All right!" Pippin exclaimed. "Let's go!"

"The convenience," Tracy whispered.

"What?" Pippin asked.

"The convenience!" Tracy yelled.

She fell to her knees, "God! Please! Stop this convenience!"

"Hey!" James shouted. "We can't go home! Julian's dead!"

"YES!!!" Tracy screamed. "Somebody up there likes me!"

They heard someone moan. They turned to see Julian with a huge piece of dirt and grass on his head.

"What happened?" Julian asked, rubbing his head.

"JULIAN!!!" everyone except Saruman yelled.

The Fellowship ran over to greet him.

"You're alive!" James grinned.

"Of course I'm alive," Julian said. "Why was I in the ground?"

"But how?" asked Tracy.

"'Cause this story's too convenient," Julian replied.

Tracy paused, "I've been meaning to fix that."

"There's one problem," said Theresa. "We don't know how to get home."

"Aha!" shouted Tracy.

There was suddenly a flash of light. They turned to see a guy on a time traveling rocket bike speed over. He removed his helmet and it was.

"BEN?!" the kids exclaimed.

"Hi guys!" he smiled.

"How'd you get here?" asked Bryan.

"I found out what happens when you take that left turn at Albuquerque," he replied. "I brought Matt."

"Hi!" Matt said.

"Why?" asked Julian.

"'Cause we're gonna take you home," Ben answered.

"No, I mean why'd you bring him?" Julian asked.

Matt grabbed a bowl of Gimli's cooking and ate it.

"He like Gimli's cooking," Ben shrugged. "Also, Mrs. McGrath yelled at us, pointed at Matt and screamed 'If I ever see that boy again I'll kill myself!!!' And I didn't want Mrs. McGrath to kill herself." (A/N- Mrs. McGrath is our strict math teacher.)

He paused, "You believe that, right?"

Everyone was silent. A tumbleweed rolled by. Bryan coughed.

Ben stared at the tumbleweed, "Okay let's go!"

He and Matt put their helmets on and hopped on the bike. The kids turned to the Fellowship.

"I gonna miss you, Legolas," Tracy said.

"Yeah," Legolas said.

"And I'll miss being evil and playing chess with Saruman," Theresa said.

"Me too," added Bryan.

"I'll miss possessing people," James sighed.

"And I'm gonna miss the Ford," Julian said.

"Listen," Ben said. "I'm sure we're all just so interested in your pitiful good-byes, but we gotta go."

After the kids said good-bye to the Fellowship, they hopped onto the bike and rode away.

They stopped.

"Why does it look like we're in the future?" asked Julian.

"Because life is cruel," Tracy said.

They turned to see Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker.

"Oh no!" they all shouted.

The writer laughs evily.

THE END

A/N- Big thank you to all my friends that let me ruin their dignity by putting them in the story.