Walking In Someone Else's Shoes- By April

Chapter 1: Where Are We?

Pairing: None

Disclaimer: Don't own it. ME, Joss, and all those good people do….I own the Evil Moose…MWAAHAHAA!

Summary: Me and two of my friends get zapped into the bodies of Buffy, Xander, and Willow.

Buffy-Me

Xander- Christian

Willow- Chasity

April: So, what do you guys wanna do?

Chasity: Uh….go scream at cars?

April: We just did that, what about….uh….annoy people?

Christian: Y'all do that all the time.

Chasity: Fuck you.

Christian: Hey! I'm not in the mood.

April: Pervert.

Christian: Was that a compliment?

Chasity: Go eat some mustard.

Christian: There ain't none here. This is YOUR house, remember?

Chasity: Right. My dad likes his ham and beans. Wanna be mean to my sister?

April: Nah, we'll have to go home. Remember last time?

Chasity: Oh yeah! But seriously, she does have that BIG ASS yellow clump in the back of her head. I swear I was adopted. I'm the halfway sane one.

Christian: Right…..

April: Are you lookin' to get hurt?

A big light flashes and Chasity says: Oh sh—

April: Where are we?

Christian: In someone's bedroom.

Chasity: Get the lights, I can't see.

April: Ok. (turns on light) Oh my god! Chasity your hair is freakin' red!

Chasity: I have elf hair! Oh my god! NOOOO!

Christian: Oh my god April, you're actually hot! Chasity too!

April: Hey! (she punches him—he flies across the room) I could like this.

Christian: That hurt! That actually hurt, what did you do?

Chasity: It was the Evil Moose! I didn't give him his money.

April: What the hell are you talking about?

Christian: That's what I'd like to know.

April: Christian, you look all funny.

Christian: Hey! I know this! We're people from TV! I just don't know who…

Chasity: It's that gay-ass show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! NOOO!

April: Hey! I happen to like that show.

Chasity: April? You feelin' ok?

April: I'm fine. At least I don't have "Elfie" hair!

Christian: Yeah, must suck to be like that.

Chasity: I'm so…wait, don't Willow like got magical powers.

April: But so, I'm the Slayer now! I can kick your ass, not that I couldn't before or anything.

Dawn: What're you guys doing in there?

Chasity: *whisper*Who's that?

April: That's Dawn. Buffy's sister.

Chasity: You're the one stuck with the annoying sister now! Ha ha! Wonder if her hair's yellow too!

Christian: Hey, ain't Willow gay?

Chasity: The hell? I'm gay! NOOO!

April: Christian's a demon magnet, well you kinda were back home too.

Christian: You dated me.

April: For a day! It's not like it mattered!

Chasity: The hell?

April: What are you babbling about.

Dawn: What's going on in here!? You are talking about mooses and Christians.

April: Dawn! Go away!

Dawn: No! Oh yeah, Spike found something about the First.

Christian: Who the hell is Spike?

Dawn: Xander, we know you don't like Spike, but that's just stupid.

April: Go away Dawnie!

Chasity: Is Spike hot?

Dawn: Why would you care Will? You're gay, with Kennedy.

Chasity: Huh?

Dawn: Are you guys feeling OK?

April: Yeah, we'll be down in a minute.

Chasity: I so better not have to kiss a girl!

Christian: I'd like to see that!

April: Do you want me to hit you again?

Christian: No…what's the First?

April: Let's just find a way to get home right now, k?

Chasity: Fine with me. Never thought I'd wanna go home.

They go downstairs to find the potentials and everyone.

Spike: Hello Buffy, Whelp, and Red. 'Bout time you guys showed up.

Anya: Yeah, we're getting bored.

April: So what'd y'all find out?

Anya: Y'all? Since when do you talk like that?

April: Anyways, we have a problem.

Spike: What? Did the First kill Andrew, because that would be nice!

April: Sadly, no. Anyways, we're not Buffy, Xander, and Willow.

Anya: You're the First? All of you, no wait…Xander and Willow never died.

Christian:  You died?

April: Twice.

Chasity: Dude.

April: Sweet!

Chasity: DUDE!

Spike: Bloody hell.

Christian: No wonder I don't like you.

Spike: Whelp.

Christian: Dumbass.

Spike: Whelp.

Christian: Is that all you can say? Wait….I'm confused.

Spike: Bloody typical.

Christian: Can I kill him?

Anya: The stakes are over there.

Christian: He's a vampire?

Anya: No shit Sherlock. You guys really aren't them are you?

April: Nope, I'm the only one who seems to know what you guys are talking about.

Dawn: So, now I get why you were talking about the Evil Moose.

Anya: There's an Evil Moose? I hope there aren't BUNNIES!

Christian: What's your deal, lady?

Anya: Bunnies frighten me.

Christian: Ok, April here always scared me.

Spike: The bloody robot?

April: No me.

Spike: But that's Buffy.

Christian: No, that's April, you bloody whelp! Whoa…that was weird.

Spike: Bloody hell. That's not the Slayer?

April: Damn, you are so stupid! Can I stake him?

Chasity: I'm really confused.

Christian: Do you guys have any mustard?

Anya: Gross!

Kennedy: Willow?...WILLOW?

April: Chasity, you're Willow.

Chasity: Oh huh?

Kennedy: Are you feeling ok, Will?

Chasity: Shit, Will's here? Hell no!

April: No, he's not here! Thank God!

Kennedy: Will? Are you OK?

Chasity: Fuck! I ain't Willow! I am Chasity! Get that through your fat head!

April: Chasity!

Chasity: Because the moon told me to…

Christian: Ok, I really want to go home.

Anya: Well, it's magic. And Willow's the witch.

April: Well, if we're here…then where's the other ones.

Buffy: Xander? Willow? Where are we?

Willow: I don't know, but damn Xander! You're ugly!

Xander: I'm really confused.

VOICE: CHASITY! PIPE DOWN!

Buffy: Who's Chasity?

Willow: I don't know. Let's look around for clues.

Xander: Ok. Let's look on this computer.

They get on the computer and they see a picture of the people that they're in.

Willow: I'm Chasity. I'm not gay. I love some black guy named Chris.

Xander: My name is Christian and I'm ugly and I wanna go home.

Buffy: I'm April, I'm like smart or something.

Willow: Bitch!

Buffy: It's not my fault!

Xander: If we're here, where are these other people?

TBC