Walking In Someone Else's Shoes- By April
Chapter 1: Where Are We?
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: Don't own it. ME, Joss, and all those good people do….I own the Evil Moose…MWAAHAHAA!
Summary: Me and two of my friends get zapped into the bodies of Buffy, Xander, and Willow.
Buffy-Me
Xander- Christian
Willow- Chasity
April: So, what do you guys wanna do?
Chasity: Uh….go scream at cars?
April: We just did that, what about….uh….annoy people?
Christian: Y'all do that all the time.
Chasity: Fuck you.
Christian: Hey! I'm not in the mood.
April: Pervert.
Christian: Was that a compliment?
Chasity: Go eat some mustard.
Christian: There ain't none here. This is YOUR house, remember?
Chasity: Right. My dad likes his ham and beans. Wanna be mean to my sister?
April: Nah, we'll have to go home. Remember last time?
Chasity: Oh yeah! But seriously, she does have that BIG ASS yellow clump in the back of her head. I swear I was adopted. I'm the halfway sane one.
Christian: Right…..
April: Are you lookin' to get hurt?
A big light flashes and Chasity says: Oh sh—
April: Where are we?
Christian: In someone's bedroom.
Chasity: Get the lights, I can't see.
April: Ok. (turns on light) Oh my god! Chasity your hair is freakin' red!
Chasity: I have elf hair! Oh my god! NOOOO!
Christian: Oh my god April, you're actually hot! Chasity too!
April: Hey! (she punches him—he flies across the room) I could like this.
Christian: That hurt! That actually hurt, what did you do?
Chasity: It was the Evil Moose! I didn't give him his money.
April: What the hell are you talking about?
Christian: That's what I'd like to know.
April: Christian, you look all funny.
Christian: Hey! I know this! We're people from TV! I just don't know who…
Chasity: It's that gay-ass show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! NOOO!
April: Hey! I happen to like that show.
Chasity: April? You feelin' ok?
April: I'm fine. At least I don't have "Elfie" hair!
Christian: Yeah, must suck to be like that.
Chasity: I'm so…wait, don't Willow like got magical powers.
April: But so, I'm the Slayer now! I can kick your ass, not that I couldn't before or anything.
Dawn: What're you guys doing in there?
Chasity: *whisper*Who's that?
April: That's Dawn. Buffy's sister.
Chasity: You're the one stuck with the annoying sister now! Ha ha! Wonder if her hair's yellow too!
Christian: Hey, ain't Willow gay?
Chasity: The hell? I'm gay! NOOO!
April: Christian's a demon magnet, well you kinda were back home too.
Christian: You dated me.
April: For a day! It's not like it mattered!
Chasity: The hell?
April: What are you babbling about.
Dawn: What's going on in here!? You are talking about mooses and Christians.
April: Dawn! Go away!
Dawn: No! Oh yeah, Spike found something about the First.
Christian: Who the hell is Spike?
Dawn: Xander, we know you don't like Spike, but that's just stupid.
April: Go away Dawnie!
Chasity: Is Spike hot?
Dawn: Why would you care Will? You're gay, with Kennedy.
Chasity: Huh?
Dawn: Are you guys feeling OK?
April: Yeah, we'll be down in a minute.
Chasity: I so better not have to kiss a girl!
Christian: I'd like to see that!
April: Do you want me to hit you again?
Christian: No…what's the First?
April: Let's just find a way to get home right now, k?
Chasity: Fine with me. Never thought I'd wanna go home.
They go downstairs to find the potentials and everyone.
Spike: Hello Buffy, Whelp, and Red. 'Bout time you guys showed up.
Anya: Yeah, we're getting bored.
April: So what'd y'all find out?
Anya: Y'all? Since when do you talk like that?
April: Anyways, we have a problem.
Spike: What? Did the First kill Andrew, because that would be nice!
April: Sadly, no. Anyways, we're not Buffy, Xander, and Willow.
Anya: You're the First? All of you, no wait…Xander and Willow never died.
Christian: You died?
April: Twice.
Chasity: Dude.
April: Sweet!
Chasity: DUDE!
Spike: Bloody hell.
Christian: No wonder I don't like you.
Spike: Whelp.
Christian: Dumbass.
Spike: Whelp.
Christian: Is that all you can say? Wait….I'm confused.
Spike: Bloody typical.
Christian: Can I kill him?
Anya: The stakes are over there.
Christian: He's a vampire?
Anya: No shit Sherlock. You guys really aren't them are you?
April: Nope, I'm the only one who seems to know what you guys are talking about.
Dawn: So, now I get why you were talking about the Evil Moose.
Anya: There's an Evil Moose? I hope there aren't BUNNIES!
Christian: What's your deal, lady?
Anya: Bunnies frighten me.
Christian: Ok, April here always scared me.
Spike: The bloody robot?
April: No me.
Spike: But that's Buffy.
Christian: No, that's April, you bloody whelp! Whoa…that was weird.
Spike: Bloody hell. That's not the Slayer?
April: Damn, you are so stupid! Can I stake him?
Chasity: I'm really confused.
Christian: Do you guys have any mustard?
Anya: Gross!
Kennedy: Willow?...WILLOW?
April: Chasity, you're Willow.
Chasity: Oh huh?
Kennedy: Are you feeling ok, Will?
Chasity: Shit, Will's here? Hell no!
April: No, he's not here! Thank God!
Kennedy: Will? Are you OK?
Chasity: Fuck! I ain't Willow! I am Chasity! Get that through your fat head!
April: Chasity!
Chasity: Because the moon told me to…
Christian: Ok, I really want to go home.
Anya: Well, it's magic. And Willow's the witch.
April: Well, if we're here…then where's the other ones.
Buffy: Xander? Willow? Where are we?
Willow: I don't know, but damn Xander! You're ugly!
Xander: I'm really confused.
VOICE: CHASITY! PIPE DOWN!
Buffy: Who's Chasity?
Willow: I don't know. Let's look around for clues.
Xander: Ok. Let's look on this computer.
They get on the computer and they see a picture of the people that they're in.
Willow: I'm Chasity. I'm not gay. I love some black guy named Chris.
Xander: My name is Christian and I'm ugly and I wanna go home.
Buffy: I'm April, I'm like smart or something.
Willow: Bitch!
Buffy: It's not my fault!
Xander: If we're here, where are these other people?
TBC
