Walking In Someone Else's Shoes- By April

Chapter 2: I Wanna Go Home

Pairing: None

Disclaimer: Don't own it. ME, Joss, and all those good people do….I own the Evil Moose…MWAAHAHAA!

Summary: Me and two of my friends get zapped into the bodies of Buffy, Xander, and Willow.

Buffy-Me

Xander- Christian

Willow- Chasity

Buffy: Ok, this is really freaky. I'm not the Slayer here. This is really freaky.

Willow: It looks like magic doesn't exist in this dimension. But at least we're still on Earth, I hope.

Xander: Why do I smell like mustard?

Buffy: I don't know, but why is something about a moose written everywhere?

Willow: Hey, you guys! Look, a trampoline!

Xander: Always, wondered what one of those would be like. Buffy, when we get back, let's get one!

Buffy: We have more important things to think about right now, Xand.

Xander: I know, I know. How are we gonna get home?

Willow: We have to call your house Buffy!

Buffy picks up the phone and tries her house: It says that the number doesn't exist.

Xander: So you're saying that Sunnydale isn't real here?

Buffy: Yep, so we're stuck here in the bodies of these teenagers. Oh boy.

Willow: How long are we gonna be stuck like this?

Xander: I don't know, but I wanna go home!

Buffy: I miss the graveyard! I wanna stake something.

Willow: I want to do a spell. (they look at her) I'm fine here. Except what's up with this place? It smells like mustard.

Xander: I don't know. But what are we gonna do when we have to go to our houses? From the looks of it, this is that girl Chasity's house.

Willow: You mean I'm stuck here?

Buffy: We'll find the phone numbers to these kids houses and find out if we can stay long enough to figure this out! I really want to go back home!

Willow: Me too.

April, Chasity, and Christian sat on the couch thinking along with the rest of the Scoobies.

Anya: I've got it!

April: What Anya?

Anya: We could find a bunny zapper!

April: That's not what we're trying to figure out.

Anya: Oh.

Chasity: It was the Evil Moose, I tell you it was!

Spike: Bloody hell, is this girl ever going to shut up about the bloody moose.

Chasity: Because the moon told me to!

Spike: She's mental isn't she?

April: Yes, sadly. We really don't know what her problem is.

Christian: April's crazy too!

April: Want me to hit you?

Christian: Please no!

Spike: Is Whelp 2 scared of his girlfriend?

April: I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND! I'd never be that stupid, unless he looked like who he's in now. Xander's hot.

Spike: What about me?

April: Hell no! You're like totally dead. Plus, you watch Passions. I mean, I like that show, but it's just scary that a big-bad like yourself watches it.

Spike: Bloody hell, April, you're right. I need to stop watching it. I just never found out about Timmy.

April: Why don't you start watching South Park? That's a good show for you.

Spike: Isn't that the cartoon with the fat dude?

April: Yep, it is. Anya, found anything?

Anya: It's the Evil Moose.

Spike: Bloody hell.

Anya: No! It really is an evil moose. And a bunny too! NOOOO!

April: A bunny and a moose switched our bodies?

Dawn: Looks like. Know how to get them back?

Chasity: You don't like us do you?

Spike: Bloody well not.

Christian: Give me a stake…now!

Dawn: We do, but we want the real Buffy, Xander, and Willow.

Kennedy: I really want Willow back.

Anya: You remind me of me when I was dating Xander. All sex all the time.

Christian: "I" dated her?!? What the hell was "I" thinking?

April: My god, grow up!

Christian: I'm older than you.

April: I'm smarter.

Christian: I've gotten more.

April: Yeah, of yourself. I'm not like you are.

Chasity: Go April! Told you it was the Evil Moose!

Evil Moose aka Bob: MWAAHHA! So you've figured it out, huh? I did it!

Anya: Why? Please don't bring the bunnies!

Bunny aka Joe: Oh Anya….

Anya jumps on the couch: NOOOO! Help me!

Christian: Crazy lady.

April: Why'd you do it?

Bob: Chasity owes me 6 $20 bills.

Chasity: They're at my house! Go get them! And then send us back home! I don't like being here!

Christian: Yeah!

Bob and Joe teleport out. Anya: Is it over?

Christian: For now.

Anya: Ok, I'll just stay up here.

TBC