Walking In Someone Else's Shoes- By April
Chapter 2: I Wanna Go Home
Pairing: None
Disclaimer: Don't own it. ME, Joss, and all those good people do….I own the Evil Moose…MWAAHAHAA!
Summary: Me and two of my friends get zapped into the bodies of Buffy, Xander, and Willow.
Buffy-Me
Xander- Christian
Willow- Chasity
Buffy: Ok, this is really freaky. I'm not the Slayer here. This is really freaky.
Willow: It looks like magic doesn't exist in this dimension. But at least we're still on Earth, I hope.
Xander: Why do I smell like mustard?
Buffy: I don't know, but why is something about a moose written everywhere?
Willow: Hey, you guys! Look, a trampoline!
Xander: Always, wondered what one of those would be like. Buffy, when we get back, let's get one!
Buffy: We have more important things to think about right now, Xand.
Xander: I know, I know. How are we gonna get home?
Willow: We have to call your house Buffy!
Buffy picks up the phone and tries her house: It says that the number doesn't exist.
Xander: So you're saying that Sunnydale isn't real here?
Buffy: Yep, so we're stuck here in the bodies of these teenagers. Oh boy.
Willow: How long are we gonna be stuck like this?
Xander: I don't know, but I wanna go home!
Buffy: I miss the graveyard! I wanna stake something.
Willow: I want to do a spell. (they look at her) I'm fine here. Except what's up with this place? It smells like mustard.
Xander: I don't know. But what are we gonna do when we have to go to our houses? From the looks of it, this is that girl Chasity's house.
Willow: You mean I'm stuck here?
Buffy: We'll find the phone numbers to these kids houses and find out if we can stay long enough to figure this out! I really want to go back home!
Willow: Me too.
April, Chasity, and Christian sat on the couch thinking along with the rest of the Scoobies.
Anya: I've got it!
April: What Anya?
Anya: We could find a bunny zapper!
April: That's not what we're trying to figure out.
Anya: Oh.
Chasity: It was the Evil Moose, I tell you it was!
Spike: Bloody hell, is this girl ever going to shut up about the bloody moose.
Chasity: Because the moon told me to!
Spike: She's mental isn't she?
April: Yes, sadly. We really don't know what her problem is.
Christian: April's crazy too!
April: Want me to hit you?
Christian: Please no!
Spike: Is Whelp 2 scared of his girlfriend?
April: I'M NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND! I'd never be that stupid, unless he looked like who he's in now. Xander's hot.
Spike: What about me?
April: Hell no! You're like totally dead. Plus, you watch Passions. I mean, I like that show, but it's just scary that a big-bad like yourself watches it.
Spike: Bloody hell, April, you're right. I need to stop watching it. I just never found out about Timmy.
April: Why don't you start watching South Park? That's a good show for you.
Spike: Isn't that the cartoon with the fat dude?
April: Yep, it is. Anya, found anything?
Anya: It's the Evil Moose.
Spike: Bloody hell.
Anya: No! It really is an evil moose. And a bunny too! NOOOO!
April: A bunny and a moose switched our bodies?
Dawn: Looks like. Know how to get them back?
Chasity: You don't like us do you?
Spike: Bloody well not.
Christian: Give me a stake…now!
Dawn: We do, but we want the real Buffy, Xander, and Willow.
Kennedy: I really want Willow back.
Anya: You remind me of me when I was dating Xander. All sex all the time.
Christian: "I" dated her?!? What the hell was "I" thinking?
April: My god, grow up!
Christian: I'm older than you.
April: I'm smarter.
Christian: I've gotten more.
April: Yeah, of yourself. I'm not like you are.
Chasity: Go April! Told you it was the Evil Moose!
Evil Moose aka Bob: MWAAHHA! So you've figured it out, huh? I did it!
Anya: Why? Please don't bring the bunnies!
Bunny aka Joe: Oh Anya….
Anya jumps on the couch: NOOOO! Help me!
Christian: Crazy lady.
April: Why'd you do it?
Bob: Chasity owes me 6 $20 bills.
Chasity: They're at my house! Go get them! And then send us back home! I don't like being here!
Christian: Yeah!
Bob and Joe teleport out. Anya: Is it over?
Christian: For now.
Anya: Ok, I'll just stay up here.
TBC
