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Shinji and Asuka: WHAT?!
Misato: *Mater-of-factly* There is nothing wrong with my decision * an evil grin crossed the commander's face* you have to do what I say.
Ritsuko came walking in at that exact moment.
Ritsuko: Well I see you kids have gotten the news that in order to raise moral here at NERV, Commander Ikari ordered a play, of Misato's choice, that will be preformed for the employees.
Asuka: That's the problem 'Misato's choice' do you know what play she picked?
Ritsuko: No. She hasn't made the formal announcement yet.
Asuka: * with horror and a little sadistic humor for she knew witch part Shinji would play* ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ritsuko: I thought as much. Misato?
Misato: Yes?
Ritsuko: Have you chosen the lead parts yet?
Rei walks in.
Misato: Well * that evil grin returns* Shinji will play none other than.(drum roll please! Isn't the suspense killing you?) Dr. Frank-n- Furter!
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rei and Asuka looked at each other and got instant nosebleeds from the image of Shinji in Fishnets and a leather thong.
Misato: * continuing* Hikari will play as Janet, Kaji will play Rocky * Misato started to drool*, Kensuke will play as Brad, and Touji will play Eddie. Everything else is up for grabs.
Back at Misato's apartment, same day
Shinji: Asuka what are you doing?
Asuka: Well we have to get you costume ready don't we? * She picks up the phone and dials a number* Hello? Do you want to help with Shinji costume for the play? * Click* that Bitch she hung up on me!
There was a knock at the door. Shinji was astounded that it was Rei. The pale woman was breathing slightly heavy.
Asuka: That was fast!
Rei: I ran.
Shinji: um. what? * He had no idea what was about to happen*
Asuka: Hay Wonder girl go to Misato's room and get the makeup we need.
Rei: Yes
As Rei walks past him, Shinji noticed something different. Her face was the same but her eyes there was something in her eyes. Shinji started to sweat when he realized that it was sadistic pleasure.
Asuka: I've got some fishnets in my room that will fit you just fine * Shinji tried to back away but failed and that same look that was in Rei's eyes was in hers*
Shinji: * afraid, very afraid* Asuka don't! Please stop!
Asuka: Well I have everything except the leather thong.
Rei: * cold but that just made it even more twisted* I brought one that should fit Ikari.
Asuka: Exhalent Wonder girl!
Rei walks out of Misato's room with an arm full of makeup and hair gels. That look in her eye was getting worse it looked like she might give him a sadistic smile. She set the makeup on Shinji's bed, reached into her pocket and sure enough, she pulled out a black leather thong. Rei threw it at Shinji who caught it and looked at it suspiciously. Asuka came out and stuffed the rest of Shinji's costume in his hands.
Shinji: is this it?
Rei: Yes
Asuka: Just go and change! * The fiery redhead shoved Shinji into the bathroom*
Shinji came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist.
Asuka: Take the towel off Shinji!
Shinji: No!
With that Asuka started to chase Shinji around trying to gab the towel. Shinji was slightly faster than the German woman, until he rounded a corner and tripped over Pen-Pen. Now standing over the scared pilot, Asuka ripped the towel away from Shinji's waist. The penguin looked at Shinji and then at Asuka. Pen-Pen quickly decided that he did not want to know and locked himself in his fridge. Asuka dragged the unwilling Shinji to his room where Rei was waiting with the make up ready. Rei worked quickly on her victim and within moments she was done. Asuka applauded while checking out the now transformed Shinji. Shinji glared at Asuka then looked at Rei. What the boy saw shocked him so much that he nearly fell off the bed. Rei had a small smile but not just any smile it was a very sadistic and very evil smile. Asuka saw the smile and laughed.
Asuka: Well Wonder girl, welcome to the Kinky Pilots Club.
Rei: Langley I founded the club.
Asuka: No you didn't!
Rei: check your card.
Asuka pulled her membership card out and looked it over. Sure, enough where is said founder was the name 'Rei Ayanami'.
Shinji: * while trying to hide in the corner* R.R.Re.Rei?!
Rei: * Colder than usual* Just because I don't know how to express my emotions doesn't mean I don't have any.
Asuka: Now Baka, get out of the corner! * She pulls Shinji out of the corner and into the middle of the room*
He was surrounded, despite the fact that there were just two of them. It was at that moment that a thought entered Rei's mind.
Rei: Langley, where is Misato?
Asuka: She is off at Kaji's house 'helping him memorize his lines'.
Shinji took this opportunity to bolt. As he ran past the enraged Asuka, he snagged the cape that was the final part of his costume. Shinji was able to lose the pursuing women and made his way to a bench in the park.
Shinji: What is with those two? I have never seen a look like that in Rei's eyes before. I don't know, maybe if I wasn't so cold this costume might not be so bad. *And as if on cue a blue haired figure sat down next to him*
Rei: Ikari, I am sorry for forcing you to do this. *She smiled, just like that first time*
Shinji: Ayanami.* he trailed off and began to blush which was quite obvious even through the white makeup on his face*
The blue haired pilot stared deeply in to the eyes of her miniature Dr. Frank-n-Furter clone. She slipped her pail hand under his cape and wrapped her arm around Shinji's waist.
Shinji: *thinking* she is shivering. * To Rei* You're shivering! Come here.
Shinji wrapped the thin cape around his fellow pilot. Much to his surprise, she just snuggled in closer to him. The two teens sat like that in silence for a while and finally fell asleep.
That's it for now but if you want me to continue, I will need reviews.
Ps this is what happens when you watch Rocky Horror picture show while reading Eva fan fics.
Shinji and Asuka: WHAT?!
Misato: *Mater-of-factly* There is nothing wrong with my decision * an evil grin crossed the commander's face* you have to do what I say.
Ritsuko came walking in at that exact moment.
Ritsuko: Well I see you kids have gotten the news that in order to raise moral here at NERV, Commander Ikari ordered a play, of Misato's choice, that will be preformed for the employees.
Asuka: That's the problem 'Misato's choice' do you know what play she picked?
Ritsuko: No. She hasn't made the formal announcement yet.
Asuka: * with horror and a little sadistic humor for she knew witch part Shinji would play* ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ritsuko: I thought as much. Misato?
Misato: Yes?
Ritsuko: Have you chosen the lead parts yet?
Rei walks in.
Misato: Well * that evil grin returns* Shinji will play none other than.(drum roll please! Isn't the suspense killing you?) Dr. Frank-n- Furter!
Shinji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rei and Asuka looked at each other and got instant nosebleeds from the image of Shinji in Fishnets and a leather thong.
Misato: * continuing* Hikari will play as Janet, Kaji will play Rocky * Misato started to drool*, Kensuke will play as Brad, and Touji will play Eddie. Everything else is up for grabs.
Back at Misato's apartment, same day
Shinji: Asuka what are you doing?
Asuka: Well we have to get you costume ready don't we? * She picks up the phone and dials a number* Hello? Do you want to help with Shinji costume for the play? * Click* that Bitch she hung up on me!
There was a knock at the door. Shinji was astounded that it was Rei. The pale woman was breathing slightly heavy.
Asuka: That was fast!
Rei: I ran.
Shinji: um. what? * He had no idea what was about to happen*
Asuka: Hay Wonder girl go to Misato's room and get the makeup we need.
Rei: Yes
As Rei walks past him, Shinji noticed something different. Her face was the same but her eyes there was something in her eyes. Shinji started to sweat when he realized that it was sadistic pleasure.
Asuka: I've got some fishnets in my room that will fit you just fine * Shinji tried to back away but failed and that same look that was in Rei's eyes was in hers*
Shinji: * afraid, very afraid* Asuka don't! Please stop!
Asuka: Well I have everything except the leather thong.
Rei: * cold but that just made it even more twisted* I brought one that should fit Ikari.
Asuka: Exhalent Wonder girl!
Rei walks out of Misato's room with an arm full of makeup and hair gels. That look in her eye was getting worse it looked like she might give him a sadistic smile. She set the makeup on Shinji's bed, reached into her pocket and sure enough, she pulled out a black leather thong. Rei threw it at Shinji who caught it and looked at it suspiciously. Asuka came out and stuffed the rest of Shinji's costume in his hands.
Shinji: is this it?
Rei: Yes
Asuka: Just go and change! * The fiery redhead shoved Shinji into the bathroom*
Shinji came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his waist.
Asuka: Take the towel off Shinji!
Shinji: No!
With that Asuka started to chase Shinji around trying to gab the towel. Shinji was slightly faster than the German woman, until he rounded a corner and tripped over Pen-Pen. Now standing over the scared pilot, Asuka ripped the towel away from Shinji's waist. The penguin looked at Shinji and then at Asuka. Pen-Pen quickly decided that he did not want to know and locked himself in his fridge. Asuka dragged the unwilling Shinji to his room where Rei was waiting with the make up ready. Rei worked quickly on her victim and within moments she was done. Asuka applauded while checking out the now transformed Shinji. Shinji glared at Asuka then looked at Rei. What the boy saw shocked him so much that he nearly fell off the bed. Rei had a small smile but not just any smile it was a very sadistic and very evil smile. Asuka saw the smile and laughed.
Asuka: Well Wonder girl, welcome to the Kinky Pilots Club.
Rei: Langley I founded the club.
Asuka: No you didn't!
Rei: check your card.
Asuka pulled her membership card out and looked it over. Sure, enough where is said founder was the name 'Rei Ayanami'.
Shinji: * while trying to hide in the corner* R.R.Re.Rei?!
Rei: * Colder than usual* Just because I don't know how to express my emotions doesn't mean I don't have any.
Asuka: Now Baka, get out of the corner! * She pulls Shinji out of the corner and into the middle of the room*
He was surrounded, despite the fact that there were just two of them. It was at that moment that a thought entered Rei's mind.
Rei: Langley, where is Misato?
Asuka: She is off at Kaji's house 'helping him memorize his lines'.
Shinji took this opportunity to bolt. As he ran past the enraged Asuka, he snagged the cape that was the final part of his costume. Shinji was able to lose the pursuing women and made his way to a bench in the park.
Shinji: What is with those two? I have never seen a look like that in Rei's eyes before. I don't know, maybe if I wasn't so cold this costume might not be so bad. *And as if on cue a blue haired figure sat down next to him*
Rei: Ikari, I am sorry for forcing you to do this. *She smiled, just like that first time*
Shinji: Ayanami.* he trailed off and began to blush which was quite obvious even through the white makeup on his face*
The blue haired pilot stared deeply in to the eyes of her miniature Dr. Frank-n-Furter clone. She slipped her pail hand under his cape and wrapped her arm around Shinji's waist.
Shinji: *thinking* she is shivering. * To Rei* You're shivering! Come here.
Shinji wrapped the thin cape around his fellow pilot. Much to his surprise, she just snuggled in closer to him. The two teens sat like that in silence for a while and finally fell asleep.
That's it for now but if you want me to continue, I will need reviews.
Ps this is what happens when you watch Rocky Horror picture show while reading Eva fan fics.
