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"Harry Potter and the Alternate Ending to Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"

            --- Or "AEtOotP" for short….lol

Chapter 2

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            Harry was back to playing Quidditch and nothing could have spoiled his good mood. And to top it all off, none of the teachers reprimanded him or the others for roping Umbridge to a chair and ultimately sending her to her death. They actually seemed pleased because all of them were awarding Gryffindor all sorts of points for what seemed like nothing; except Snape, of course.

            "Harry! How good to see you!" shouted Professor Flitwick. "Five billion points to Gryffindor!"

            "Sweet!" said Harry in Ron in unison, giving each other a high-five.

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            Gryffindor defeated Hufflepuff in the next Quidditch match. Harry caught the Snitch within 30 seconds to give Gryffindor the win, 150-0.

            "Well that was a colossal waste of time," said Angelina Johnson. "Nevertheless, well done Harry." She sighed and walked of to the locker rooms.

            Harry went to bed that night still in good spirits about the win. But then a thought lurched inside of his head: he hadn't practiced his Occlumency! What if he had that nightmare again? he thought. The thought alone was enough to make him shiver. But sooner or later, he drifted off to sleep…

            He dreamt he was in the field…the field of daisies and butterflies…something was chasing him…he was running with all of his might…he suddenly collapsed, putting his hands in front of his face…"NOOO!! GO AWAY!!...the bunny jumped on him…

            Harry woke up in a cold sweat.

            "Had that dream again?" whispered Ron, sympathetically.

            "Yeah," said Harry. "If only I could get to the end of the field before that bunny attacks me."

            Ron had a strange look of bewilderment on his face.

            "What are you talking about?" snapped Ron. "What bunny? I was talking about You-Know-Who…"

            "Er…right…er…well, when I say 'bunny' I mean Voldemort," said Harry in the same macho voice he used with Hermione. "It makes him seem less…er…scary, you see."

            Harry was glad it was dark because his face turned that same color as his Quidditch robes.

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Fast-forward a little:

            Meanwhile at a D.A. meeting:

            "All right then," said Harry, "I think you all are ready for the Patronus."

            Everyone squealed with delight except for Zacharias Smith.

            "What if I don't want to do a Patronus?" he whined.

            "Enough!" said Harry. "We have all had enough of your complaining, whining, and just being a git. Oh yeah, say 'hello' to Professor Umbridge on behalf of the D.A.…"

            Just before he had a chance to ask what Harry meant, or complain, Harry pressed the button that just appeared next to him. It was labeled "Trap Door to Chamber of Secrets". The floor underneath Zacharias magically disappeared and Zacharias dropped down to the Chamber.

            "Well, that takes care of that," said Harry, wiping his hands as if they were dirty.

            "Honestly you guys, we should really stop sending everyone that annoys us down into the Chamber of Secrets," said Hermione.

            Everyone was expecting her to say how it was immoral or wrong. "It's going to get too full," she said, grinning.