Potter's Eleven
Chapter 9
Dean Thomas, a.k.a the Basher, sat on his hotel bed delicately and meticulously cleaning Muggle explosives. Seeing that it was nearly two o'clock, he turned on the TV sitting in front of him to see the old building behind the hotel get blown up by Roger Davies so a new casino could be built. Content that the explosives were somewhat clean, he took out his toothbrush and started cleaning the inner corners of the explosives. Looking up at the TV, he saw the building start to fall and stopped scrubbing. Looking down, he started to scrub again until all the lights went out.
"Bloody hell," he said as he got up and walked out of his hotel room.
**
"Now you're stuck in the middle of the room, ten feet from anything and you can't touch the ground. What do you do?" Ron asked as Cha Chang crawled out of an air tight dispenser in the replica vault.
Cha stood up and prepared to flip over to one of the shelves.
"Ten say she shorts it," Fred said.
"Twenty," George, Sirius and Draco yelled at once.
Cha flipped and landed right on the shelf, giving an evil eye to Fred and the others who had bet against her.
"Very nice," Harry said as he started clapping.
"Now tomorrow is yours. Do whatever you want with it. Get here by 5:30. We'll get make-up and costumes on by 6:30. Sirius' package arrives at 7:05 and Cha gets locked in at 7:30. From then on, we're committed. We have half an hour to blow the power from then. Now have a good night and we'll see you tomorrow at 5:30," Ron said as everyone started to pack up their stuff.
Suddenly Basher walked in covered in mud and grime. Everyone looked at him, disgusted.
"Yeah, we're in deep shit," he said.
"What's wrong Bash?" Harry said.
"They've used colaxavents to back the main line up. They've only naused the main frame right up, you here me, right up," Basher said while taking his dirty clothes off.
"Do you understand any of this?" Snape asked quietly.
"I'll explain later," Hermione said.
"Now say what, Basher? I don't understand," Harry said.
"Those buggers are so pony that they've gone and blown the back up route one by one - like dominoes," Basher said.
"I still don't get it," Harry said.
"OK, this whole city is supported by magic seeing as how Muggles can't get in here. Those gits went and blew up the building using a particularly complicated charm that can be used only by one person one at a time. The charm, however, was so powerful that it off set the balance of power and caused a major black-out. Basically, they did the same thing that I would have done, only they did it by accident. We're in deep barney," Basher said.
Everyone looked at him questioningly.
"Barney Rubble," Basher said.
Everyone still looked at him questioningly.
"TROUBLE!" Basher shouted, "We're in barney, trouble."
"Is there any way," Harry started.
"No, we can't do that," Ron said.
"Wait a second. Hold up," Basher said, "We can get a pinch!"
"A pinch?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, a pinch. They're strong magical objects that were outlawed about four hundred years ago. Basically, they cause all forms of magic to fail, they give it a cardiac arrest. Basically it is like an atomic bomb charm, but with out the mess of death and destruction. You see, when you cast an atomic bomb charm, it sends out a magic wave that damages the balance of the magic so that it can't be used. Of course, the actual bomb usually kills off everything that you would need magic for, but a pinch is like the charm, but with out the mass destruction part!" Basher said.
"Would a pinch be able to knock out the power in say a casino?" Harry asked.
"If you had a big enough one," Basher said looking up.
"And where would we find one big enough?" Harry said.
Basher smiled, "Where else? The Ministry of Magic."
"Boys, we're going on a little road trip," Harry said looking around.
Hermione and Cha scoffed.
AN: I'm done with this chapter! Wow I've never had so many reviews before though! Thanks everyone! Please review and Ciao!
Chapter 9
Dean Thomas, a.k.a the Basher, sat on his hotel bed delicately and meticulously cleaning Muggle explosives. Seeing that it was nearly two o'clock, he turned on the TV sitting in front of him to see the old building behind the hotel get blown up by Roger Davies so a new casino could be built. Content that the explosives were somewhat clean, he took out his toothbrush and started cleaning the inner corners of the explosives. Looking up at the TV, he saw the building start to fall and stopped scrubbing. Looking down, he started to scrub again until all the lights went out.
"Bloody hell," he said as he got up and walked out of his hotel room.
**
"Now you're stuck in the middle of the room, ten feet from anything and you can't touch the ground. What do you do?" Ron asked as Cha Chang crawled out of an air tight dispenser in the replica vault.
Cha stood up and prepared to flip over to one of the shelves.
"Ten say she shorts it," Fred said.
"Twenty," George, Sirius and Draco yelled at once.
Cha flipped and landed right on the shelf, giving an evil eye to Fred and the others who had bet against her.
"Very nice," Harry said as he started clapping.
"Now tomorrow is yours. Do whatever you want with it. Get here by 5:30. We'll get make-up and costumes on by 6:30. Sirius' package arrives at 7:05 and Cha gets locked in at 7:30. From then on, we're committed. We have half an hour to blow the power from then. Now have a good night and we'll see you tomorrow at 5:30," Ron said as everyone started to pack up their stuff.
Suddenly Basher walked in covered in mud and grime. Everyone looked at him, disgusted.
"Yeah, we're in deep shit," he said.
"What's wrong Bash?" Harry said.
"They've used colaxavents to back the main line up. They've only naused the main frame right up, you here me, right up," Basher said while taking his dirty clothes off.
"Do you understand any of this?" Snape asked quietly.
"I'll explain later," Hermione said.
"Now say what, Basher? I don't understand," Harry said.
"Those buggers are so pony that they've gone and blown the back up route one by one - like dominoes," Basher said.
"I still don't get it," Harry said.
"OK, this whole city is supported by magic seeing as how Muggles can't get in here. Those gits went and blew up the building using a particularly complicated charm that can be used only by one person one at a time. The charm, however, was so powerful that it off set the balance of power and caused a major black-out. Basically, they did the same thing that I would have done, only they did it by accident. We're in deep barney," Basher said.
Everyone looked at him questioningly.
"Barney Rubble," Basher said.
Everyone still looked at him questioningly.
"TROUBLE!" Basher shouted, "We're in barney, trouble."
"Is there any way," Harry started.
"No, we can't do that," Ron said.
"Wait a second. Hold up," Basher said, "We can get a pinch!"
"A pinch?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, a pinch. They're strong magical objects that were outlawed about four hundred years ago. Basically, they cause all forms of magic to fail, they give it a cardiac arrest. Basically it is like an atomic bomb charm, but with out the mess of death and destruction. You see, when you cast an atomic bomb charm, it sends out a magic wave that damages the balance of the magic so that it can't be used. Of course, the actual bomb usually kills off everything that you would need magic for, but a pinch is like the charm, but with out the mass destruction part!" Basher said.
"Would a pinch be able to knock out the power in say a casino?" Harry asked.
"If you had a big enough one," Basher said looking up.
"And where would we find one big enough?" Harry said.
Basher smiled, "Where else? The Ministry of Magic."
"Boys, we're going on a little road trip," Harry said looking around.
Hermione and Cha scoffed.
AN: I'm done with this chapter! Wow I've never had so many reviews before though! Thanks everyone! Please review and Ciao!
