Chapter 2:
Inside Jack's house Chef, Timid, Bold, Cliff, Jack and Gray are playing poker. In the corner of the room is a 30-Pack.
Jack: Alright boys the name of the game is poker, Minimum bet is 1000G. You boys ready to loose?
Gray: (Grabs a beer) more like your going to loose.
Chef: Ah shut it. In case you didn't know I play excellent poker.
Cliff: When he is stoned.
Chef: Damn straight.
(They all laugh)
They all place their bets and Jack sets a Royal Flush between the cards and starts dealing.
Chef: damn I don't have anything Ill discard 5. (Gives Jack 5 Cards and Jack deals him another 5) Damn I still don't have anything.
Gray: (Smirks) Ill keep all of them.
Cliff: Give me 4 (Jack gives him 4)
Timid: I'll keep all of mine too.
Bold: Me too.
Jack: Alright let's see what you got.
Chef: I aint got Jack shit. (He doesn't have Jack shit.)
Bold: Ha 4 of a kind suckers
Gray: Ha read them and weep. (Has 5 of a kind)
Cliff: I got a full house. (Do I really have to explain?)
Timid: Ha kiss my ass (Places down a king, queen, 2, 4 and a 6.)
Bold: Ah Timid, that isn't anything.
Timid: It isn't? I thought it was a queen flush or whatever the fuck you call it.
Chef: That's a Royal flush you jack ass! Plus that is with a King, Queen, Jack, 10 and an ace, Dip shit.
Timid: Oh yeah.
Jack: Just like what I got! (Places down the Royal Flush)
All: You cheated!
Jack: No I didn't.
Just then the boys hear glass break and the Killer jumps through the window.
Killer: WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
Jack: Have I seen you before?
Killer: Uh yeah I stabbed Popuri remember?
Jack: No shit, I don't remember.
Chef: That's because you probably drank to much.
Jack: Oh yeah.
Killer: (takes out a butcher knife)
Jack: Oh I got one of those too (Takes out his knife from his pocket) Want to play?
Killer: (Laughs and takes out a pistol and shoots Jack)
Jack: Damn you killing fuck (Falls over)
Chef: You bastard you killed Jack.
Killer: So? Hey, you got any good shit left?
Chef: Sure come back to my place to have a few.
Killer: Sounds good.
(Chef and the Killer leave)
Bold: Call the police!
Cliff: I am the police dip shit.
Bold: Oh yeah.
Cliff gets on his radio and tries to contact the police station but can't.
Cliff: It's dead.
Gray: Then help me carry the body to the clinic.
Meanwhile at the clinic.
Elli sits in the clinic and organizes medicine in the cabinet. She watches the doctor come inside from the rain.
Elli: You know there should be more birth control stuff in here with all the babies flying out around here.
Doctor: Elli, you shouldn't talk like that.
Elli: Well it's true.
Doctor: Damn it now there are two victims. Who do you think will be next?
Elli: How the hell would I know?
Just then the boys came in carrying Jack's body.
Cliff: It was horrible. He shot this one.
Doctor: God Damnit now there are three victims.
Gray: Three?
Doctor: Yeah we found Harris in the woods. He was stabbed.
Elli: Go tell the mayor to call for another meeting. The town must know about this.
Cliff: Okay.
So Cliff and Gray go to the mayor's house and timid and bold go back home.
Mayor: What is it? You look like you seen a ghost.
Cliff: Jack…Harris...
Mayor: Gone?
Gray: Not yet but they were attacked.
Mayor: Oh no sound the bell for a meeting.
The town gathers at the ring of the bell. They all gather at town square as the mayor walks up to them. They quiet down.
Mayor: If you haven't already heard there is a killer around.
All: Ah!
Mayor: Jack, Harris and Popuri have been stabbed. You know shit happens.
Guy: Uh excuse me sir.
Mayor: What is it?
Guy: Jack was shot sir.
Mayor: What fuckin ever.
Elli: Mayor I got an idea.
Mayor: What is it?
Elli: Why don't we have a party to calm ourselves?
Mayor: Sounds like a plan.
Duke: Will there be booze?
Mayor: Tons of it and maybe Chef can roll me a few.
All: MAYOR!
Mayor: What? I like weed is it a crime?
Cliff: Uh actually it is mayor.
Mayor: Whatever lets get ready for the party.
Meanwhile…
Chef: Uhhh son, this shit is so good my whole body hurts.
Timid: where did you find this stuff?
Chef: From the bag over there.
Timid: uhhh you mean that one (points).
Chef: Hell yeah I just found it there, is it your bag?
Timid: You should have told me it was from my bag, this isn't weed you faggot!
Chef: Well it sure was the best thing I ever smoked.
Timid: Do you know what this is?
Chef: what?
Timid: Constipation medicine!
Chef: So it makes you constipated?
Timid: No it relieves symptoms of constipation. Do you realize what you have done?!
Chef: No.
Timid: we will have to shit so much it will come out of our ass. I mean it will come out of our ears!
Chef: You can shit through your ears?
Timid: It's an expression dumb ass.
Chef: Well why in god's name do you have constipation medicine?
Timid: Because I love putting it in peoples drinks at the bar and watch them run to the bathroom!
Chef: Oh....I just got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
*Bold comes in*.
Bold: Hey, the Mayor wants you to roll him a few.
Chef: Okay.
John another police officer does some last minute patrolling when he smells something.
John: What…the
Killer: Hello John.
(Turns around)
John: Hey, you is that weed I smell?
Killer: Uh no officer.
John: It better not. (Continues patrol)
Killer: (Stabs him in the back)
Meanwhile outside the sprites house Chef starts rolling up some papers and packing in some last minute drugs before he leaves while Timid is inside.
Chef: Are you ready yet?
Timid: No!
Chef: Hurry up you slow fuck, I'm leaving now.
Timid: Go ahead.
Chef: Fine (leaves for the party).
(The phone rings)
Timid: Hello?
Killer: I'm outside the house.
Timid: Yeah and so was chef a little while ago.
Killer: I could be anywhere out here. I am like a fox baby.
Timid: Yeah whatever.
Killer: Ill see you later.
(Hangs up and starts talking to himself)
Timid: Well I'm going to the party now with the others.
(He walks outside where the killer is standing in the road)
Timid: Hello Chef I know it's you.
Killer: Oh really?
Killer: How about this?
(Takes out the knife)
Timid: Chef I know you wont do shit to me, I could bust your ass.
Killer: ha-ha
(Slices Timid in the side)
Timid: uhhh you killing fuck!
Over at Ann's House the people arrive at the party.
Ann: Where is Chef and Timid?
Elli: They haven't arrived yet.
Ann: Oh, well I'm going into the warehouse for another keg.
Elli: Ok.
Ann goes into the warehouse and hears a noise in the next room.
Ann: Hello?
Just then the killer comes up behind her.
Ann: AHHH (screams)
Killer: Where are you going?
Ann: What did I do?!
Killer: Nothing that you know of.
Ann: Leave me alone!
(The killer chases Ann down into an empty room)
(Rick walks in)
Rick: I know who the killer is it is the Doctor!
Killer: Your right it's me (Takes of the mask and it is the Doctor.)
Ann: Oh my!
(Timid walks in, with a stab on his chest)
Timid: Wait! The killer is really Chef!
Killer: Your right it's me (Takes of the Doctor mask and its Chef)
Timid: He has the opportunity when he was 'going to the party' he actually changed and came back to kill me! I know it wasn't the doctor because he was taking care of all of those injured people.
(Mary walks in)
Mary: It's not chef at all, I saw him at the party when you said he was killing you. The killer is actually Karen!
Ann: What?!
Killer: Your right it is me (Takes off chef face and its Karen).
Mary: She had the motive. She has been flirting with my boyfriend Gray; it was just a matter of time before she came for me!
Ann: Well actually it isn't Karen. She was with me all day. I know who it is. It can only be Jack!
Killer: Your right it is me (Take off Karen mask and its Jack)
Ann: Jack needed some quick cash so he faked his own death to get his life insurance and all the rest of the town.
(Elli Walks in)
Elli: No it isn't Jack you have all been fooled. Can't you see? The only person this could be is the one and only MAYOR!
Mayor: Correct! (Takes off Jack's face)
Ann: But why?
(Chef comes in stoned)
Chef: Harris was part of it.
All: Harris?
(Harris runs in)
Harris: It was the perfect plan but it didn't work.
Cliff: But why boss?
Mayor: hahaha you hear that Harris I think they want a motive.
Timid: Ill give you a motive right up the ass. I told you people not to vote for him!
Mayor: It is very simple. Hey Elli you know about that industry deal I told you about?
Elli: Yeah?
Mayor: Well the governor offered me a job I couldn't refuse. He offered me 100,000,000G If I turned this town into an industry town. So I killed everyone who had a farming role. Jack who is the best in town. Popuri, Jack's lover. And the rest of the people I killed just got in the way.
Timid: And about you policeman?
Harris: Me? You shittin me? I would of got rich off of the industry deal. I only needed to help out and the mayor would give me 50/50 but you are smarter than you seem.
Cliff: Okay you guys are coming with me.
Timid: WAIT!
Timid pulls a pocket knife out and stabs the Mayor in the back)
Timid: That's for stabbing this town in the back. These people trusted you.
Mayor: Uhhh
Chef: What's everyone talking about.
Basil: Just stay out of this chef.
(Cliff gets the 2 into a police car, with some other officers)
Afterlouge:
Harris got 25 years for third degree attempted murder.
The Mayor got life for first degree attempted murder.
Writer S: Just so you know this story isn't over yet. Do you think it is really like me to only do 2 chapters on a story? It is going to be more like 10 Chapters.
Inside Jack's house Chef, Timid, Bold, Cliff, Jack and Gray are playing poker. In the corner of the room is a 30-Pack.
Jack: Alright boys the name of the game is poker, Minimum bet is 1000G. You boys ready to loose?
Gray: (Grabs a beer) more like your going to loose.
Chef: Ah shut it. In case you didn't know I play excellent poker.
Cliff: When he is stoned.
Chef: Damn straight.
(They all laugh)
They all place their bets and Jack sets a Royal Flush between the cards and starts dealing.
Chef: damn I don't have anything Ill discard 5. (Gives Jack 5 Cards and Jack deals him another 5) Damn I still don't have anything.
Gray: (Smirks) Ill keep all of them.
Cliff: Give me 4 (Jack gives him 4)
Timid: I'll keep all of mine too.
Bold: Me too.
Jack: Alright let's see what you got.
Chef: I aint got Jack shit. (He doesn't have Jack shit.)
Bold: Ha 4 of a kind suckers
Gray: Ha read them and weep. (Has 5 of a kind)
Cliff: I got a full house. (Do I really have to explain?)
Timid: Ha kiss my ass (Places down a king, queen, 2, 4 and a 6.)
Bold: Ah Timid, that isn't anything.
Timid: It isn't? I thought it was a queen flush or whatever the fuck you call it.
Chef: That's a Royal flush you jack ass! Plus that is with a King, Queen, Jack, 10 and an ace, Dip shit.
Timid: Oh yeah.
Jack: Just like what I got! (Places down the Royal Flush)
All: You cheated!
Jack: No I didn't.
Just then the boys hear glass break and the Killer jumps through the window.
Killer: WAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP
Jack: Have I seen you before?
Killer: Uh yeah I stabbed Popuri remember?
Jack: No shit, I don't remember.
Chef: That's because you probably drank to much.
Jack: Oh yeah.
Killer: (takes out a butcher knife)
Jack: Oh I got one of those too (Takes out his knife from his pocket) Want to play?
Killer: (Laughs and takes out a pistol and shoots Jack)
Jack: Damn you killing fuck (Falls over)
Chef: You bastard you killed Jack.
Killer: So? Hey, you got any good shit left?
Chef: Sure come back to my place to have a few.
Killer: Sounds good.
(Chef and the Killer leave)
Bold: Call the police!
Cliff: I am the police dip shit.
Bold: Oh yeah.
Cliff gets on his radio and tries to contact the police station but can't.
Cliff: It's dead.
Gray: Then help me carry the body to the clinic.
Meanwhile at the clinic.
Elli sits in the clinic and organizes medicine in the cabinet. She watches the doctor come inside from the rain.
Elli: You know there should be more birth control stuff in here with all the babies flying out around here.
Doctor: Elli, you shouldn't talk like that.
Elli: Well it's true.
Doctor: Damn it now there are two victims. Who do you think will be next?
Elli: How the hell would I know?
Just then the boys came in carrying Jack's body.
Cliff: It was horrible. He shot this one.
Doctor: God Damnit now there are three victims.
Gray: Three?
Doctor: Yeah we found Harris in the woods. He was stabbed.
Elli: Go tell the mayor to call for another meeting. The town must know about this.
Cliff: Okay.
So Cliff and Gray go to the mayor's house and timid and bold go back home.
Mayor: What is it? You look like you seen a ghost.
Cliff: Jack…Harris...
Mayor: Gone?
Gray: Not yet but they were attacked.
Mayor: Oh no sound the bell for a meeting.
The town gathers at the ring of the bell. They all gather at town square as the mayor walks up to them. They quiet down.
Mayor: If you haven't already heard there is a killer around.
All: Ah!
Mayor: Jack, Harris and Popuri have been stabbed. You know shit happens.
Guy: Uh excuse me sir.
Mayor: What is it?
Guy: Jack was shot sir.
Mayor: What fuckin ever.
Elli: Mayor I got an idea.
Mayor: What is it?
Elli: Why don't we have a party to calm ourselves?
Mayor: Sounds like a plan.
Duke: Will there be booze?
Mayor: Tons of it and maybe Chef can roll me a few.
All: MAYOR!
Mayor: What? I like weed is it a crime?
Cliff: Uh actually it is mayor.
Mayor: Whatever lets get ready for the party.
Meanwhile…
Chef: Uhhh son, this shit is so good my whole body hurts.
Timid: where did you find this stuff?
Chef: From the bag over there.
Timid: uhhh you mean that one (points).
Chef: Hell yeah I just found it there, is it your bag?
Timid: You should have told me it was from my bag, this isn't weed you faggot!
Chef: Well it sure was the best thing I ever smoked.
Timid: Do you know what this is?
Chef: what?
Timid: Constipation medicine!
Chef: So it makes you constipated?
Timid: No it relieves symptoms of constipation. Do you realize what you have done?!
Chef: No.
Timid: we will have to shit so much it will come out of our ass. I mean it will come out of our ears!
Chef: You can shit through your ears?
Timid: It's an expression dumb ass.
Chef: Well why in god's name do you have constipation medicine?
Timid: Because I love putting it in peoples drinks at the bar and watch them run to the bathroom!
Chef: Oh....I just got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
*Bold comes in*.
Bold: Hey, the Mayor wants you to roll him a few.
Chef: Okay.
John another police officer does some last minute patrolling when he smells something.
John: What…the
Killer: Hello John.
(Turns around)
John: Hey, you is that weed I smell?
Killer: Uh no officer.
John: It better not. (Continues patrol)
Killer: (Stabs him in the back)
Meanwhile outside the sprites house Chef starts rolling up some papers and packing in some last minute drugs before he leaves while Timid is inside.
Chef: Are you ready yet?
Timid: No!
Chef: Hurry up you slow fuck, I'm leaving now.
Timid: Go ahead.
Chef: Fine (leaves for the party).
(The phone rings)
Timid: Hello?
Killer: I'm outside the house.
Timid: Yeah and so was chef a little while ago.
Killer: I could be anywhere out here. I am like a fox baby.
Timid: Yeah whatever.
Killer: Ill see you later.
(Hangs up and starts talking to himself)
Timid: Well I'm going to the party now with the others.
(He walks outside where the killer is standing in the road)
Timid: Hello Chef I know it's you.
Killer: Oh really?
Killer: How about this?
(Takes out the knife)
Timid: Chef I know you wont do shit to me, I could bust your ass.
Killer: ha-ha
(Slices Timid in the side)
Timid: uhhh you killing fuck!
Over at Ann's House the people arrive at the party.
Ann: Where is Chef and Timid?
Elli: They haven't arrived yet.
Ann: Oh, well I'm going into the warehouse for another keg.
Elli: Ok.
Ann goes into the warehouse and hears a noise in the next room.
Ann: Hello?
Just then the killer comes up behind her.
Ann: AHHH (screams)
Killer: Where are you going?
Ann: What did I do?!
Killer: Nothing that you know of.
Ann: Leave me alone!
(The killer chases Ann down into an empty room)
(Rick walks in)
Rick: I know who the killer is it is the Doctor!
Killer: Your right it's me (Takes of the mask and it is the Doctor.)
Ann: Oh my!
(Timid walks in, with a stab on his chest)
Timid: Wait! The killer is really Chef!
Killer: Your right it's me (Takes of the Doctor mask and its Chef)
Timid: He has the opportunity when he was 'going to the party' he actually changed and came back to kill me! I know it wasn't the doctor because he was taking care of all of those injured people.
(Mary walks in)
Mary: It's not chef at all, I saw him at the party when you said he was killing you. The killer is actually Karen!
Ann: What?!
Killer: Your right it is me (Takes off chef face and its Karen).
Mary: She had the motive. She has been flirting with my boyfriend Gray; it was just a matter of time before she came for me!
Ann: Well actually it isn't Karen. She was with me all day. I know who it is. It can only be Jack!
Killer: Your right it is me (Take off Karen mask and its Jack)
Ann: Jack needed some quick cash so he faked his own death to get his life insurance and all the rest of the town.
(Elli Walks in)
Elli: No it isn't Jack you have all been fooled. Can't you see? The only person this could be is the one and only MAYOR!
Mayor: Correct! (Takes off Jack's face)
Ann: But why?
(Chef comes in stoned)
Chef: Harris was part of it.
All: Harris?
(Harris runs in)
Harris: It was the perfect plan but it didn't work.
Cliff: But why boss?
Mayor: hahaha you hear that Harris I think they want a motive.
Timid: Ill give you a motive right up the ass. I told you people not to vote for him!
Mayor: It is very simple. Hey Elli you know about that industry deal I told you about?
Elli: Yeah?
Mayor: Well the governor offered me a job I couldn't refuse. He offered me 100,000,000G If I turned this town into an industry town. So I killed everyone who had a farming role. Jack who is the best in town. Popuri, Jack's lover. And the rest of the people I killed just got in the way.
Timid: And about you policeman?
Harris: Me? You shittin me? I would of got rich off of the industry deal. I only needed to help out and the mayor would give me 50/50 but you are smarter than you seem.
Cliff: Okay you guys are coming with me.
Timid: WAIT!
Timid pulls a pocket knife out and stabs the Mayor in the back)
Timid: That's for stabbing this town in the back. These people trusted you.
Mayor: Uhhh
Chef: What's everyone talking about.
Basil: Just stay out of this chef.
(Cliff gets the 2 into a police car, with some other officers)
Afterlouge:
Harris got 25 years for third degree attempted murder.
The Mayor got life for first degree attempted murder.
Writer S: Just so you know this story isn't over yet. Do you think it is really like me to only do 2 chapters on a story? It is going to be more like 10 Chapters.
