'twas the night after the last
dear Voldie was tired
several death eaters
had been recently fired (literally)
back at his house
the scary-mansion-on-the-hill,
dear Voldie was mumbling
and writing with his quill
when all of a sudden
there was a great 'BAM!'
dear Voldie looked out,
a-shouting "Oh DAMN!"
two Aurors dressily clad
in their best dueling clothes
dear Voldie was stressed
at seeing his foes
"Come Fletcher, come Smith,
Come Walter and Weasley!
Come Ashton, come Leyton,
Come Jones, and come Beasley!"
they ran off the roof
and into the house
not a creature undisturbed
not one soul unroused
out of his pocket
dear Voldie's wand flew
cursing and cursing
you, you, and you
so with the Aurors all dead
and muggles shaking with fright
Voldie's giggling laughter
carried into the night
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dear Voldie was tired
several death eaters
had been recently fired (literally)
back at his house
the scary-mansion-on-the-hill,
dear Voldie was mumbling
and writing with his quill
when all of a sudden
there was a great 'BAM!'
dear Voldie looked out,
a-shouting "Oh DAMN!"
two Aurors dressily clad
in their best dueling clothes
dear Voldie was stressed
at seeing his foes
"Come Fletcher, come Smith,
Come Walter and Weasley!
Come Ashton, come Leyton,
Come Jones, and come Beasley!"
they ran off the roof
and into the house
not a creature undisturbed
not one soul unroused
out of his pocket
dear Voldie's wand flew
cursing and cursing
you, you, and you
so with the Aurors all dead
and muggles shaking with fright
Voldie's giggling laughter
carried into the night
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