Just Your Average T/P

By Granny Adams

Chapter 4: Stuff Happens

[A/N After a long break, SHE'S BACK!! Better than ever, refreshed and with A NEW CHAPTER!! (Oh and Tanny-San, you freaking read my mind. XD heh heh..]

Meanwhile, in an Alternate Universe...

"I'm baaad to the bone!!" Alternate Trunks told his new slave, Alternate Pan.

"I hate my life." Alternate Pan said, wishing she could kick him in the balls, douse him in kerosene and light him on fire.

They stood in the castle, in the royal throne room to be precise.

Trunks smiled at A. Pan.

"Let's train!!" A. Trunks exclaimed. A. Pan made a really weird face.

"I still hate you. And my life."

Right when they reached the royal training grounds, the Ice-jinn beamed down and Freeza was all like,

"Me and my posse gunna mess you up, Boooy!"

And Trunks was all like,

"What the Albino Crocodile is going on here?"

And Freeza was all like,

"Ooh, boy, you gonna get it now!"

And Pan was all like,

"Word,"

And Freeza was all.. Ahem. Freeza said,

"Let's take over this weak planet, shall we boys?"

Pan wondered if he was gay.

So did Trunks.

So do I.

*Cricket. Cricket cricket*

Then A. King Veggie came out hollering "THIS MEANS WAR!"

Trunks did a small 'whoop-de-doo', then turned to Pan,

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! WE'LL BE GENERALS AND DRESS YOU UP IN A TIGHT BATTLE OUTFIT-" He drooled, "Then I'll-"

"Man, I hate destiny." Pan cursed her lucky stars.

"I LOVE DESTINY!! So then I'll-"

"Bite me," She said violently.

Trunks accepted this invitation and wasted no time to diving at her and biting her neck.

"NOW WE'RE BONDED!! And we'll love each other for ever and ever!!" He said grinning insanely.

*The studio audience awws on queue.*

Freeza got fed up with the small love affair, and beamed himself back into the spaceship, left, and muttered, "Kamidamn monkeys.."