Disclaimer: I did not invent Harry Potter or Beauty and the Beast. Not. No
way. Absolutely 100000% not. OK???
HARRY IS BELLE: this is just a story about Harry Potter (slightly, ahem,
remodeled) to the tune of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Enjoy!!!
Hogwarts, it's a quiet school
Everyday like the one before
Little school, full of little wizards,
Waking up to say
Hocus, pocus, hocus pocus!
There goes the teacher with her books like always
The same old formulae to teach
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this wizard school (teacher) Morning Harry!
Look there he goes that boy who's strange but special
Dazed and distracted can't you tell?
Always with his wizard chums
Looks at other witches' bums
He's a little perve, (teacher) Morning Harry!
(Pupils) Hi there
Good day?
What was the homework?
Hello
Good day?
My wand's broken
I need a book
Well you cannot have one!
(Harry) There must be more than this celebr'ty life.
Look there he goes that boy is so peculiar
I wonder if he's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And his nose in Cho Chang's butt
What a puzzle to the rest of us, Harry.
Ooooh, isn't this so boring
It's a rubbish part because, you see,
Here's where he does bugg'r all
And he'll do the same
Till Chapter Three.
Now it's no wonder that he's infam-ous
His looks have got no parallel
But behind that cute façade
I'm afraid he's rather odd
He's nothing like the rest of us, yes diff'rent than the rest of us, he's a
pervy little git,
Harry!
(Prof. Snape) Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said 'He's pretty' and I fell.
In school it's this boy
Who's better than Malfoy
So I'm making plans to kill and bury him.
(Hermione) Look there he goes
Isn't he clever
Monsieur Harry, oh he's so good
Be still! My heart!
I'm hardly breathing!* *(good!!!)
He's such a lean bean
Short and c-ute brute
(Pupils) Hello -
Good day -
How was Potions?
It sucked -
For sure -
I got detention!
I have homework!
There's too much of it
There must be more than this in Harry's head!
(Snape) Just watch I'm going to make Harry dead!
Look there he goes a boy who's strange but special
A most peculiar pervy git
It's a pity and a sin
He doesn't quite fit in
'Cause he really is a pervy git
A beauty but a pervy git
He really is a pervy git
Harr-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
way. Absolutely 100000% not. OK???
HARRY IS BELLE: this is just a story about Harry Potter (slightly, ahem,
remodeled) to the tune of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Enjoy!!!
Hogwarts, it's a quiet school
Everyday like the one before
Little school, full of little wizards,
Waking up to say
Hocus, pocus, hocus pocus!
There goes the teacher with her books like always
The same old formulae to teach
Every morning just the same, since the morning that we came
To this wizard school (teacher) Morning Harry!
Look there he goes that boy who's strange but special
Dazed and distracted can't you tell?
Always with his wizard chums
Looks at other witches' bums
He's a little perve, (teacher) Morning Harry!
(Pupils) Hi there
Good day?
What was the homework?
Hello
Good day?
My wand's broken
I need a book
Well you cannot have one!
(Harry) There must be more than this celebr'ty life.
Look there he goes that boy is so peculiar
I wonder if he's feeling well
With a dreamy far-off look
And his nose in Cho Chang's butt
What a puzzle to the rest of us, Harry.
Ooooh, isn't this so boring
It's a rubbish part because, you see,
Here's where he does bugg'r all
And he'll do the same
Till Chapter Three.
Now it's no wonder that he's infam-ous
His looks have got no parallel
But behind that cute façade
I'm afraid he's rather odd
He's nothing like the rest of us, yes diff'rent than the rest of us, he's a
pervy little git,
Harry!
(Prof. Snape) Right from the moment when I met him, saw him,
I said 'He's pretty' and I fell.
In school it's this boy
Who's better than Malfoy
So I'm making plans to kill and bury him.
(Hermione) Look there he goes
Isn't he clever
Monsieur Harry, oh he's so good
Be still! My heart!
I'm hardly breathing!* *(good!!!)
He's such a lean bean
Short and c-ute brute
(Pupils) Hello -
Good day -
How was Potions?
It sucked -
For sure -
I got detention!
I have homework!
There's too much of it
There must be more than this in Harry's head!
(Snape) Just watch I'm going to make Harry dead!
Look there he goes a boy who's strange but special
A most peculiar pervy git
It's a pity and a sin
He doesn't quite fit in
'Cause he really is a pervy git
A beauty but a pervy git
He really is a pervy git
Harr-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
