Grunty Winkybuninon's Revenge: It will have will have Gruntilda, thats for sure, and it ain't gonna be pure childish, it will have a twist of adult content, with immature jokes. Mingella and Blobbella survived through Tower Of Tradegy, unbeknownst to Banjo. Basically, Grunty and her sisters have a new machine called SOM (Sickened Out Machine) broadcasting scary porn of doom to everyone, but enough of that.. The story begins!

Chapter 1: The Beginning!

1 1/2 years after Gruntilda Winkybunion the Witch was defeated twice by Banjo and Kazooie, now only a head! After her body detached and ruined for good, she has no-way of getting back to safety ,except spells with her mouth. Klungo (who will never speak to Grunty again) forces Grunty to be alone! After so long, this is where she remains this very day!

"This really sucks! All day being here, laying on the ground, all alone. Especially being a skull without skin of body,nothing but a skull with hair,which is as useless as bones!" Grunty complains.

"I really hate that Bear and Bird, more people I hate too, but I shall not say a word! It really ticks me off, laying here in Cauldron Keep doing nothing, just a head. If I could just.. Wait a sec, thats it! I have 1 last spell, that one last spell, for revenge! To kill that matha phackin bear and bird! Once and for all, to die or not. Who cares, as long as they DIE!" Grunty yaps, while her right eye falls out for the third time in her life, as if she had one!

"I have a new spell, its rather neat, its just what I need for the great defeat!" Grunty laughs!

"Upon this lonely head, I will cast my spell, to get a brand new body, with the deadly smell, of doom for the bear, and which will soon be a rug or even a new scarf I can wear! A new body is what I demand, and a new body, is the spell I get from my command!" Grunty yells, while her head begins to levitate! And magically makes a boney body appear!

"Black magic may not be good, but its enough for.. Oh bloody hell, who needs to keep up this ryhme, its wasting my time!" Grunty says, as the boney body moves around without her head!

"Over here I demand, here now!" The body moves up to Grunty as she yells, picks up the head, and puts on Grunty backwards!

"Oh dear, I'm glad I can make people once again fear! For I will get that bear and bird, making them not able to hear.. Crap, enough rhyme, I don't get paid enough, besides, I don't have to do it all the time!" Grunty says, as she walks away with her new body, twisting her head in the direction is should be!

*Meanwhile...At Boggy's House..*

"How is the Bear Babes DVD Banjo? Pretty hot, huh?" Boggy says..

"Yeah, but not hot enough.. Its still cold in here.." Banjo replies..

"I told you Banjo, you should have blasted Jolly's door to keep enough Doubloons for a new house!" Kazooie says.

"Well, this place is better than none." Banjo replies..

Boggy's door opens..

(Tooty runs in mad!)

"What the hell happened while I was gone? I came home and I see a big dump.." Tooty complains, while setting her suitcases down..

"Grunty burned the house down." Banjo replies..

"Sure.." Tooty says sarcastically..

Boggy looks at Tooty, wondering if its Banjo's cousin.

"Like, what is it Boggy?" Tooty asks..

"Last time, you weren't so tall and acted like this.." Boggy replies..

"Yeah, its called Puberty! And whats that on T.V.!" Tooty replies..

Boggy turns the DVD player off and goes to the Mr.Pants channel!

"Calm down.. Tooty, you might as well get used to this place.." Kazooie says!

*Meanwhile, in Isle Of Hags!*

"Revenge is mine, I can promise! I must get those bastards in a zoom, and meanwhile I'm at it, make an Explosive Kaboom!" Grunty says, running towards the Cliff Top of Isle Of Hags!

"I must destroy the Bear and Bird, and it will be fair and all will be heard!" Grunty laughs, still running! Then enters Hailfire Peaks!

*Meanwhile, In HailFire Peaks, Boggy's Home*

"Well, if you don't be quiet, we'll have to kick you out!" Boggy says to Tooty!

"Well, maybe if you weren't so fat--" Tooty keeps saying!

*Back Outside In Hail Fire Peaks.*

"I just passed the Fiery Border, its really true, and it even makes me really happy too! And I just can't wait to destroy that BK crew! Grunty says, running towards Boggy's house at the Icy Side!

*Inside The House*

"Hey, I'm suppose to be fat, I'm polar bear, if I sleep without fat, I'll be cold and ---" Boggy says while being interupted by a knock on the door.

The door opens…With Grunty!

"What the hell!?" Kazooie just yelled!

"Gruntilda, I thought you were dead?" Tooty says, confused..

(Gruntilda enters the room!)

"See ya twits, cause I ain't gonna see like ya in hell!" Grunty liked to yell.

"What does that mean? Winky?" Banjo says..

"You twits, just don't deserve a chance for an explanation, I don't care about the damn house, but as long as I kill you all, I'll be happy, and maybe grow tall!" Grunty says, getting out Knife!

"Oh please, how pathetic, maybe if you had Psyenergy waves tossing us around, you'd be scary, but your boney butt is pathetic, we killed you twice, now stay dead!" Kazooie says as she tosses a Fire Egg at Grunty!

"No,you fools, I shall kill you all, and be the ruler or own a mall!" Grunty yells, then suddenly having her new body, falling apart..

"But..But.. How can this be.." Grunty cries, as she falls down as a head, once again.

"How pathetic, you don't know when to quit." Kazooie says..

(Banjo grabs Grunty's head.)

(Grunty tries to bite, but she has no teeth.)

"Haven't you learned your lesson Grunty? Why not retire?" Banjo says.

"NO! I'll gum you to death!" Grunty says, as she falls from Banjo's fingers to the Floor.

(Moggy then goes up stairs, with a Magnum, due to the yelling up stairs.)

"Gruntilda! Hey dad, can I kill her! I found your Magnum in your closet, I wanna use it!" Moggy says.

"Why is that kid holding a Magnum.." Tooty says with her eyes wide open..

(Boggy grabs the Magnum from Moggy, and puts it on top of the T.V. , in order to keep it away from Moggy.)

"Thats it, out you old hag!" Kazooie says, as she kicks Grunty out side, with a Bomb next to her.

*Outside.*

"Ah shiii--" Grunty says,just when the Bomb goes off and she gets blown all the way to her old Lair..

*Inside Grunty's Old Lair.*

(Grunty lands in front of Cheato.)

"Feck OFF GRUNTY!" Cheato says, moving Grunty outside to Spiral Mountain.

*Outside In Spiral Mountain.*

"Now this is it, the end I guess, I'll be just a kickball of a head, just doomed. Oh well, might as well sing a song of how much Bertilda sucks!" Grunty says..

-Author break!-

At the Cock and Plucker.

"Well, It seems that the hag was getting revenge in this Chapter.. But had a little trouble, due to the fact she failed.. Now at Spiral Mountain at the moment." Sabreman says..

"So, she has a crush on me! I hope she is in trouble!" Gregg says!

"Arr thar, I'm glad you got that bitch away Gregg, I'll give ye this!" Captain Blackeye says, as he gives Gregg 2 Doubloons..

"Are we gonna continue the story?" Conker says..

"Maybe.. But don't forget the Copyright information at the end!" John from Rare says..

"Get the damn story started!" Uncle Tusk yells, with his sword above the author's head!

"Okay, okay!" Giro replies, trying to get away from Uncle Tusk's sword!

-Back In The Story-

Grunty's head lays on the ground, next to a Green Ugger..

"I comand you, I am Gruntilda, help me you bum!" Grunty says..

The Green Ugger pounds Grunty ,sending her to the other side of Spiral Mountain..

Suddenly..

A Giant Knife Bursts out from the Ground, next Gruntilda!

"What the hell is going on, I say, I comand you, I won't stay!Or maybe I will, but who cares, I'll just find a way into my lair, by moving my chin, even up stairs." Grunty says..

The knife cuts a hole in the ground, and suddenly, a weird Robotic like weasel that looks like the Mob-Boss from CBFD pops out!

"Who the hell are you is what I ask, don't bother me if you are here to kick my ass." Grunty still ryhmes..

"I'm here top help have revenge, help me.. Help me, kill the Squirre--" the Robotic Puppet suddenly stops..

Suddenly,a big Comet hits the robot and busts it up to peices..

"I didn't like him anyways!" Grunty yelled..

Then Jolly Roger pops out of the ground...

"I think I'm the last, ew ah ew, person to be kicked out from this..Ew ah ew, but shall I dance with Moris Dancers?" Jolly says..

GRUNTY SCREAMS her bottom jaw off as Jolly dances in front of her.

Suddenly..Something odder than the odd stuff that happened starts to happen..

All of Spiral Mountain shakes..

"Ew ah ew.. I think I have to leave.. This place is scary.. I better go home with my Moris or Boris dancers.." Jolly says as he runs..

Suddenly, A huge Steel hat begins to rise from the ground.

"Not that is a hat I hate, but please, give me a break!" Grunty mummers with her bottom jaw detached and her right-eye still missing..

Suddenly, a huge metallic head, rises from the ground, big enough, to fit 6 FatASS Blobbellas!

Grunty shivers..

Suddenly.. A huge body, resembling Gruntilda's original, rises out of the Ground!

*All Over Isle Of Hags..*

All on Ilse Of Hags "What the hell? Earthquake!"

*Back at Spiral Mountail.*

The body completely rises, and hovers above Grunty, and lands in front of her..

The body's legs do a spilt, showing metal panties, and suddenly, the lower area in the panties begins to open up.. Then a bridge comes out of it and lands in front of Grunty! Out walk Mingella, Blobbella (with her cat), and a strange male shaped figure.

"So it is true." says the male shaped figure with a wizard hat and a black jacket with sunglasses.

Mingella walks up to the Grunty (who we know is a head) and puts Grunty's jaw back in place..

"Ganondorf, a new boyfriend?" Grunty says questioned..

"No, I'm your causin!" the male shaped figure says..

"What?" Grunty still says questioned..

"Your cousin Scrot!" he says, revealing his identity.

"Well, knowing how bad you had a problem with the bear and bird, we thought you were dead.. Or really--" Mingella begins to say..

"Insulting the Family!" Scrot adds for Mingella..

"What?" The three girls ask..

"Don't you see.. The family is known for our magic.. You three are ruining the family.. Not only is the family dying.. But Brentilda isn't even trying magic anymore, and is still better than you.. She quit in 1999!" Scrot says..

"Okay.. Then why won't you do something.. Besides..I make the most money in the family." Grunty says..

"And another thing, never use black magic heal spells, they ruin the body, thats why you got a boney body, destroyed by a pathetic bear and bird!" Scrot yells..

"Enough.. Why not get this over with.." Blobbella says..

"Okay.. She has a point. .Into the Haggyslut 2.." Scrot says..

Mingella, Blobbella, and Scrot with Gruntilda in his hand walk up into the Haggyslut 2,and the doors close.. And then the machine goes back into the hole in Spiral Mountain!

*Back at HailFire Peaks, Icy Side.*

"Boy Boggy, this is the best Bear Babes DVD in history!" Banjo says with a big grin!

"Banjo, don't you have anything better to do?" Tooty asks..

"Um.. No, but why won't you go to Wumba's!" Banjo says, so his sister can go away.

Tooty slams the door and leaves!

*Back in the Haggyslut 2!*

"Lets see if this bear is such a fit.." Scrot says.. While driving the Haggyslut 2..

Then, Scrot presses a button on the controller and the Haggyslut 2 pops out, infront of Boggy's house..

*Inside Boggy's igloo..*

"Boggy.. We are gonna get some firewood.. This place is too cold.." Banjo says.

"Well, okay.." Boggy says, keeping his eyes on T.V.

"Don't forget me!" Kazooie says. Hopping into Banjo's backpack..

Banjo uses the back door to find fire wood!

*Back outside.*

The HaggySlut 2 lower area opens up, making a bridge appear in front of door of Boggy's house..

Scrot comes out, and knocks on the door..

Boggy opens the door.

"Who are you?" Boggy asks..

"Are you related to, Banjo?" Scrot asks...

"Well..Yes." Boggy says..

"Just asking." Scrot replies.. As Boggy closes the door..

Scrot walks up into the Haggyslut 2..And controls it to cover the hole it dug.. Then puts it on hover and Scrot jumps out!

"Now to get this Damn insult to be fiction!" Scrot says, as he raises his hands..

Suddenly, a Big Red,Nova Wave of Energy floats above Scrot..

"Big deal.. I did that, its a pathetic spell!" Grunty says..

"This is an upgrade!" Scrot says, telepathically to Gruntilda!

*Inside the Icicle Grotto.*

"Kazooie.. Did you..*Acho.* Find any firewood yet?" Banjo asks..

"No...*cough.*" Kazooie replies.. Freezing to death..

*Back outside Boggy's house.*

Scrot's wave of energy grows bigger every second!

"Now..This pathetic thing shall be done,and forgotten,FOREVER!" Scrot yells,as he backs away,and tosses his Big Ball Of Energy at the House,floating towards it,very slowly.

"Mission finished.." Scrot says..As he walks into the Haggyslut 2,and then flies away with it!

*Inside Boggy's house.*

"Hmm..I wonder whats that noise?" Boggy asks to his family..

THEN SUDDENLY,A HUGE EXPLOSION IS HEARD ALL OVER HAILFIRE PEAKS,as if a Nuclear Bomb hit!

*The Next Day.*

"What the?" Banjo says..As he walks up to where Boggy's Igloo used to be..

"Are you sure you remember this is his house,Banjo?" Kazooie says..

Mumbo runs up to Banjo..

"I saw it all!" Mumbo says!

"You did?" Banjo asks!

"Yes,I saw another episode of The Simpsons!" Mumbo says!

Banjo smacks his head..

"I also saw a big explosion that looked like it came from here!" Mumbo mentioned..

Wumba comes up to Banjo.

"I saw it all, a big robotic slut machine came by, and a man with a wizard hat, black jacket, and sunglasses blew the house up, as if as if a Nuclear Bomb hit and exploded.." Wumba complains..

"Oh.." Kazooie pretends to agree..

"I suppose you cared because something happened to you to.." Kazooie says..

"Yes.. Damn arsehole destroyed Tent!" Wumba says..

"No wonder.. Built cheapily." Mumbo says.

Wumba screams at Mumbo and punches him..

"Why do you guys hate each other so much?" Banjo asks..

"Never going to tell!" They both yell at Banjo..

"Okay.. Forget it, lets see if Boggy and his family is still alive.." Banjo says..

*1 hour of Digging in snow and ash later.*

"Well.. Here is his family.." Banjo says..

"Yeah, but they all are dead!" Mumbo says..

"Oh well, he probally ran out of Jiggies, and other stuff!" Kazooie says happily..

"You bitch!" Banjo yells! Choking Kazooie!

"Bear be funny!" Mumbo says..

Banjo smashes Kazooie into the snow, then Body Slams Kazooie..

"I give up.. Stop it.. STOP IT!" Kazooie says.. Having a note on her beak..

"Okay.. But don't say that again! Hey,whats this?" Banjo asks.. Then grabs the note from Kazooie..

If you ever want to have your stupid pathetic island saved, and all your other pathetic animal furry loving shit, then give up, all your base belongs to GRUNTY! P.S. I didn't kill your pathetic Bear and Bird friends..Or atleast FatAss polar bear family!

"What, oh no! Its Grunty!" Banjo yells..

"Thats it, first, she changes my Body, then she Kidnaps Tooty --" Mumbo says..

Tooty stands by Wumba..

"Hello, like, I am right here.." Tooty says..

"Then she rips up Cheato, kidnaps Jinjos, destroys Banjo's house, permantly kills all the Grey Jinjos that existed, then Blows up Banjo's friend sense childhood's house, then kills all of Banjo's best friend sense childhood's family!" Mumbo says..

"Then she.. She is just a BITCH witch! SHE MUST PAY! AGAIN! Stupid bitch!" Mumbo yells..

"Do you guys have to cause all the time?" Tooty asks..

"Yes! They do, because the witch pissed them off.. Me too.." Wumba says, trying to stay calm.

Suddenly, Boggy's soul rises from his body, in which is an angel.. Then the same for Mrs.Boggy, Groggy, and Soggy.

"They sure are complete wrecks." Banjo says..

"Well Banjo, looks like you are the last member of your family.." Kazooie says..

"Wait a sec.. What about Lord Woo Feck Feck?" asks Kazooie..

"You mean Fak Fak..I think he's lying about knowing my father.. And Tooty is a member of the family also, and why are you stating this after Boggy died?" Banjo says..

"I want fries!" Angel Soggy says..

"Sorry, but in this form, you can't eat.." Ms. Boggy says..

"Why aren't we visiting the Grim Reaper?" Boggy asks..

"As me, Mumbo know about magic, me think that a certain black magic was used to make your souls hang around on purpose, miserable forever." Mumbo says..

"I want a burger! Please mom." Groggy angel says.

"Don't bother son.. You won't ever eat again!" Boggy angel says..

Suddenly, Moggy's soul begins to rise from his dead body, then becomes..

"This really sucks! I was expecting more than just to float around!" says Devil Moggy..

"Figures." Kazooie mumbles to herself seeing Devil Moggy..

"Lets go tell Jingaling that Grunty is back.." Banjo says..

"Okay.." Kazooie tries to agree with Banjo..