Chapter 2: Meeting Jingaling, Evacuating the damn Island

Banjo start running towards a Warp Pad, and warp to the Fire Side of HailFire Peaks..

*Meanwhile.*

"No. Not that bear and Bird! No water from you, go away!" Gobi says.. Then quickly exits HailFire Peaks..

*Back At Our Main Characters.*

"He was supposed to leave anyways." Banjo mummers.. As he leaves HailFire Peaks also..

*1 hour later.. At Bottles' House.*

"It sucks that the shortcut to Jinjo village is blocked off, and some arse destroyed all of Jamjar's hatches.." Banjo says just getting in..

"Hey, my dad won the Kickball Tournament!" Speccy says..

"Good for you, and one more thing, get rid of that hat, it just doesn't fit you!" Kazooie says..

"Why do you say that?" Speccy (Bottles son) says..

"Oh god, I just don't bloody beleive why you don't know.. Forget it." Kazooie replies.

Banjo and Kazooie walk into Bottles' Daughter's room (forgot her name).

"Thanks for using my dad's Amaze-o Goggles and saving his life." she says..

"Yeah.. Whatever, just be happy you are more mature than your brother." Kazooie replies..

Banjo and Kazooie walk into the dining room.. Seeing no-one.. Except maybe Klungo sleeping..

"Lets wake him up!" Kazooie says..

"Better not.." Banjo replies.

Banjo and Kazooie walk up to Bottles' room, and see a door, that is locked, and hear noises..

"Oh yeah, destroy the monster!" a female voice says.

"Honey, thats not nice!" a male voice says..

"Just shutup and have sex with me!" she says..

"But we have enough kids, and I had enough sex!" the male replies..

"What, are you saying that I'm no good?" the female asks..

"No.. I'm saying that we have enough children. I like them, but 2 is too many.. I don't wanna all the sudden have up to 15 children because you are demanding sex!" the male voice replies..

"Are you saying you hate me?" the female asks..

"No honey, its just that you are bad in bed!" the male replies..

SMACK!

"I mean, how many times do I have to control your sexual urge for sex.. You need to learn that sex isn't always the answer, besides, I have a job thats more than having sex all day, just wanting more sexy sex in the job of sex, getting paid sex!" The male answers..

Suddenly, the door opens, and Bottles gets kicked out, and the door closes and gets locked again..

"Well Bottles.. Um.. Ah.. What going on?" Banjo asks..

"Err.. Nothing good.." Bottles replies..

Klungo wakes up..

"I had a strange dream.. A big guy that got a name refering to Scrotum was helping Gruntilda kill all with a Porn Machine, that broadcasts porn that is really sick!" Klungo says, as everyone looks at Klungo confused..

"Sure.. And after that, the porn would make people faint, get there body collected by a ray, and the soul would be left around for power. Or if the body was rejected.. It would make the guy a zombie." Kazooie adds, sarcastically..

"Don't you guys have anything to do?" Bottles asks..

"Yes.. We need to tell King Jingaling, that Grunty is at it again." Banjo says..

"Fine, whatever, I'll go and lie, saying that I agree, just to be left alone." Bottle says..

*At Jingaling's Throne Room.*

After Banjo, Kazooie, Klungo, and Bottles enter Jingaling's Throne Room. Then Tooty, Wumba, and Mumbo also walk in..

"Yo,wassup?" Jingaling asks..

"Grunty is at it again for revenge." Everyone says...

"No duh me homies! Those Jinjos of mine were kidnapped by those whitches again, but I heard that they made it away from them alive, but Gruntilda does care, and she'll find there locations automatically, or call Minjo's for back up!" King Jingaling says..

"THEN CONFIRM TO EVERYONE TO GET THEIR ASSES OUT HERE,AND MOVE THERE ARSES TO ANOTHER PLACE,OUTSIDE ISLES OF HAGS!" They all yell at Jingaling..

"Fine, just to make you all happy.." Jingaling says..

*Meanwhile, at the Isle Of Hags, Grunty's old Tower.*

"It seems that the bear and bird survived, and plan to make all on Hag Isle evacuate!" Mingella says, seeing the conversation in Dingpot..

"So.. What have we got to lose?" Gruntilda the head says..

"The only invention we made is the instant Pervert machine, its make you stronger, but oddly and makes you a pervert." Blobbella says..

"Such as?" Grunty asks..

"You'll be CUNTILDA instead of Gruntilda." Blobbella answers..

"Oh god.. Being a pervert is not my way of seeking revenge, unless its against a pervert!" Gruntilda says..

"Oh Dungpot, you useless thing, tell me the future of this place to go to, or I'll.." Grunty says..

"I already know.. I already tried with Dingpot, we have to go to another area.. I'll tell you later." Scrot says..

"Yes, infact, we have a new machine built.. Its SOM.. We will tell you about it later." Mingella adds..

"Oh Dungpot, please tell me how to defeat Banjo and Kazooie and rule the world!" Grunty says..

"Not telling.. I'm too tired!" Dingpot says, on purpose, not exposing what to do..

"Then in our new location, you'll be dropped first like nothing, un-wanted, you stupid something." Grunty says, having more trouble with ryhmes..

*At Isle Of Hags, Jingaling's thrown room.*

"I'll tell all, Immediatly!" Jingaling says..

"How?" Kazooie asks..

Suddenly, a Micro Phone falls infront of Jingaling.. Jingaling taps it..

"Ahem.. EVERYBODY! A NUCLEAR BOMB IS GOING TO HIT THE ISLAND AND BLOW IT BITS! GET OFF THIS HELLHOLE NOW! Or DIE!" Jingaling yells into the Micro Phone..

"Like thats really gonna work!" Kazooie says..

Suddenly, thousands of voices are heard.. And all the people on the Damn island evacuate immediatly!

"Told ya it would work!" Jingaling says.. Packing his bags and leaving..

"Okay.. I guess we should all head to Spiral Mountain." Banjo says, as everyone else in the room suddenly does..

*At Spiral Mountain.*

Thousands of People stand around. Stupidly. Waiting for an exit..

"Great.. Now its crowded.. I think we should do something." Banjo says..

"Mumbo say no!" Mumbo says..

Mumbo then gets 3 Pieces of Cardboard and tries to make a house.

"We are fine here." Mumbo says.. Then his crappy Card Board house gets struck by lightning, from nowhere..

"How the hell did that happen?" Wumba asks.

"Because I left my stick on lightning mode. I guess I'm screwed.." Mumbo answers..

"I'll just go meet some-one for answers." Banjo says..

Banjo quickly climbs the broken bridge . Then Enter's Gruntilda's old Lair.

*Inside The Beaten-Up old Lair.*

"Hmm.. Bear and Bird came back.. Had feeling.." Cheato says..

"Say a cheat!" Kazooie yells..

"Stop harassing me about cheats, I told you all I could, besides, your old cheats won't work anymore some reason, so most likely if I got new cheats, they still wouldn't work.. Besides, Grunty written cuss words on every page, and some sexual Language.." Cheato says..

"Hmm.. I'm kinda stuck.. You see.. All people of Hag Isle need to evacuate.." says Banjo..

"Hmm.. Password and explosive needed.. Go to beaten-up old house.." Cheato says..

"Say the word "Misterpantsdoesanexplosivedance" and this Bomb will explode, destroying a weak section of wall and your old house." Cheato says..

Suddenly, a Bomb magically appears in front of Cheato..

"Use it wisely. And I can't use much magic at the moment, so thats the last Bomb I can make." Cheato says..

Banjo picks up the Wall and House Disintegrating Bomb, and walks out with it.

*Spiral Mountain.*

"What the hell do you think you are doing Punk? That thing could explode and kill us all!" JamJars yells when he sees a Bomb in Banjo's hands.

"Its only used to destroy walls." Banjo says..

"I'm to lazy to help carry it Banjo.." Kazooie says, not wanting to use the broken and knows that she'll have to hold it..

"Hey, DamnJackers! Catch!" Kazooie says, Tossing the Bomb at JamJars!

"What the hell are you doing you damn punk! That could explode!" JamJars says, as he then Catches it and falls down..

Banjo then just stupidly falls off and hits the Ground near Gruntilda's Lair..

"Oww!" Banjo saws.. As Kazooie squawks..

Banjo picks up the Bomb, and runs into his house, while avoiding contact with the people outside..

*Inside Banjo's house..*

Banjo goes up to where his Cooking supplies used to be, and then puts the Bomb on the Ground..

"Hmm..MisterPantieslikesexandwanties!" Banjo says..

"Wrong you stupid bear!" The Bomb says..

"Hmm.. Must have a built in voice.. Well.. MissesPiedoestheexplosivedance!" Banjo says..

"Wrong you bloody idiot, say the damn password." The Bomb says..

"Misterpantsdoesanexplosivedance." Kazooie says...

"Correct, now get your *@%IN ASS out of here in 10 seconds, or die!" The Bomb says..

Banjo and Kazooie run out..

"Those damn fools really believe I'd blow up that quick.. oh well.." The Bomb says..

*In Spiral Mountain.*

Banjo runs up to the rest of the Group..

"5..4..3..2..1.." Everyone mummers..

Then suddenly.. The Bomb explodes, destroying Banjo's house, and making a secret passage to a new area..

"Ew ah ew.. Now I can be Mayor again!" Jolly says, as he runs into the secret passage..

Every other character in existence runs in also with there fancy Packages and other crap, even houses, all running on Banjo and Kazooie as a door mat!

"Oh *@%!" Kazooie says..

"Come on Kazooie.. Lets just enter the stupid new area the author made up in less than 30 seconds!" Banjo says, then they both enter the passage to the new area..

To..Be..Coninued..