Chapter 3 : Bribing JiggyWiggy..

(Banjo enters the area)

*Meanwhile In The HaggySlut 2, above the Island OddBallness.*

"Well.. I haven't got all day.." Grunty says..

"And dump the dungpot now!" Grunty yells..

Mingella presses a button on one of the controls, and then, Dingpot falls out of the HaggySlut 2.

*Outside of HaggySlut 2,Island OddBallness.*

"Oh well.. Mistreated some more, as expected." Dingpot says, as he falls to the ground, making a mess of Stew in the area he lands.

*Back In The HaggySlut 2.*

"Lets go to the new Castle now.. Instead of wasting our time!" Scrot says..

"Yes.. Lets not give that Bear and Bird more time, cause if we do so again..They will do the same as last time.." Blobbella says..

"Put it in hyper drive, cous.." Mingella insists.

"Alright.." Scrot says.. As he put the gear in high-speed..

Then, the HaggySlut 2, blasts off really fast, leaving a Blinking star as if it somewhat teleported..

*Back in the Passage to Island OddBallness.*

Banjo runs in the Passage, and finds a Muscular Jinjo on the Ground.. Flattened, that's the color yellow, with sharp teeth.

"Hey, I think we should check it out.. Maybe we'll get a Jiggy, I mean, we should get a Jiggy!" Kazooie says..

"Okay.." Banjo says, agreeing with Kazooie, and then walks up to the Muscular Jinjo.

"Are you okay?" Banjo asks..

"FEED ME!" the Muscular Jinjo says..

"Okay.." Kazooie says.. Then spits out 5 eggs into the Muscular Jinjo's Mouth..

The Muscular Jinjo gets up, and inflates himself to normal.

"Thanks. In return, I'll help you." The Muscular Jinjo says..

"Thanks.." Banjo says..

Suddenly, "HERE COMES TROUBLE..." music goes on

"What the? A fight.. Ah for feckinsakes! We just helped you!" Kazooie says..

"Well.. Let me see how strong you are." Muscular Jinjo says..

"I wouldn't wonder.. With teeth like that.. You must be an enemy.." Banjo says.. Noticing the sharp teeth.

Yellow Electric Muscular Jinjo

(An Electrical Jinjo with muscles that is a Friend or Foe?)

"Ready.. 3.. 2.. 1.. FIGHT YOU FREAKS!" The Muscular Jinjo yells..

(Muscular Jinjo begins to Levitate!)

"Is that suppose to make you special?" Kazooie says..

"Not really.." the Muscular Jinjo says..

"ELECTRICAL, CHARGE, ATTACK!" the guy yells!

"What the hell?" Kazooie yells!

Suddenly, the Enemy Sparkles!

"Thats it, I'm gonna pelt you with Eggs!" Kazooie says..

Kazooie then spits out Blue Eggs, and they all hit the Electrified Muscular Jinjo!

"I feel it.. The power." he says..

"I think you are making him stronger!" Banjo suggests!

"Shut-up!" The enemy yells, then headbutts toward Banjo really fast, electrically shocking him! Then Banjo falls on the ground..

"Come on! You beat Gruntilda Twice, and you guys can't beat me!" the Muscular Jinjo says..

Banjo gets up.. Then the Muscular Jinjo electrically charges again..

"Well, if damaging Eggs give you energy! Then how about none-damaging eggs!" Kazooie says, spitting Ice Eggs at the Muscular Jinjo..

Muscular Jinjo suddenly freezes, having Ice around him.

"What? No! I Must move!" the Muscular Jinjo says..

Kazooie tosses out clockwork Egg, then it hits the ground and the shell breaks, with clockwork Kazooie on the ground.

"Hello Kazooie! What shall I assist you with?" the ClockWork Kazooie robot says..

"Kill that fecked Jinjo!" Kazooie yells!

"Okay master Kazooie!" the clockwork Robot replies.

The clockwork Kazooie Robot runs up to the Muscular Jinjo, and explodes! Breaking the Ice and the Muscular Jinjo falls to the Ground!

"What? Well, I'll try it again!" the Muscular Jinjo says..

The Muscular Jinjo electrically charges up.

Kazooie spits out an Ice Egg, then Muscular Jinjo freezes as usual.. Kazooie hits Muscular Jinjo with a ClockWork Kazooie again..

"Not working right... Hmm.. New move, yes!" Muscular Jinjo insists!

"Well, we are prepared!" Kazooie says!

Muscular Jinjo runs up to Banjo, picks him up, spins him around, and throws him to a wall!

Banjo smashes to the wall and slides down..

Banjo gets back up..

Kazooie pelts another Ice Egg and Freezes the Muscular Yellow Jinjo..

Kazooie pelts a Grenade Egg at Muscular Jinjo this time, breaking the Ice and hurting the yellow Muscular Jinjo.. Muscular Jinjo gets back up..

"All right, time for Powerful Move!" the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says..

"THUNDERSTORM!" Yellow Muscular Jinjo yells. Which nothing happens. "Thunderstorm...Please.." he says, still having no results..

"Is that damn useless move suppose to hurt us?" Kazooie says sarcastically..

"It only works outdoors.." The enemy replies..

"But enough.. Next Move.. ZAPPER!" the Jinjo yells! Spreading his hand and fingers wide open, then bolts of electricity come out from them!

"I'll electrocute you!" the yellow Muscular Jinjo yells!

Kazooie pelts another Ice Egg, but it gets zapped by the Jinjo.

"That's it! Wonderwing!" Kazooie yells!

Kazooie then covers Banjo's face and Kazooie's wings begin to glow yellow!

"What the?" the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says..

Kazooie and Banjo walk through all the Electric Bolts..

"What, this isn't happening!" he says..

"Oh yes it is!" Kazooie says!

Kazooie and Banjo go up to the Yellow Muscular Jinjo!

"How many Feathers left Kazooie?" Banjo asks..

"3.." Kazooie answers..

They run up to the yellow Muscular Jinjo, but he is unaffected by the move.

"Banjo.. It doesn't affect him!" Kazooie says..

Suddenly.. Kazooie runs out of Gold Feathers, and can't use the move anymore..

"Hahahaha! You can't beat me!" the Muscular Jinjo says..

Kazooie spits out another Grenade Egg and the Muscular Jinjo falls to the ground..

-Stupid Battle End..-

The Yellow Muscular Jinjo gets back up..

"Well.. You defeated me..." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo said..

"Yeah so.. What about a damn Jiggy or something?" Kazooie says..

"I can't offer you any Jiggies, but what I can offer you is more better.." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says..

"Yeah.. Well then, what the hell is it?" Kazooie asks..

"We will help you defeat Gruntilda and her family. But there's more, we will help you in your quest if needed.. You can summon us during battles, except the battles with other Muscular Jinjos.." the Muscular Jinjo replies..

"You seem familiar..." Banjo says..

"Hmm.. Maybe because I was once in Banjo-Tooie.. But RareWare didn't want me to take part in it." the muscular Yellow Jinjo replies..

"Oh.. Yes that.. How about some more information.." Banjo says..

"Well. Around 3 1/2 years ago, Grunty found all the Muscular Jinjo, and banished them to out of Isle Of Hags. Its a long story.. We'll tell you more later." the Muscular Yellow Jinjo says.

"What do you mean we?" Banjo asks..

"I mean, I do not know the full story, there are more of use Muscular Jinjos, all look the same as me, but different colors and powers. Grunty also put a spell on all of us when she remembered we were in this area. You'll find one of us in each level." the yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

"That reminds me. What happened to the Jinjonator?" Banjo asks..

"Little can be remember about him. Rumors are that all the Minjos captured him. The Minjos aren't really related to Grunty, but they are our sworn enemies, and will do anything to stop them, so they teamed up with Grunty!" Muscular Yellow Jinjo says..

"That's nice.. How about more of a reward than battle back-up?" Kazooie asks..

"Oh yes.. When you find each of us, you will get more battle back-up!" The Yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

"How about answering you ASSHOLE!" Kazooie yells.

"Geesh. Don't have to get vulgar, but I'll tell you more and give you something, to call each of us in battle, or use us just outside of battle for certain uses, just call my number, but first you'll need a phone, and you can only use us once per battle, and calling us to assist you outside of battle costs Magic." the Muscular Jinjo says..

"What is it?" Banjo asks..

"555-Electric, that's 555-35328742." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says..

"We don't have a Cell-Phone!" Banjo says..

"That's too bad." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

"That's it! Either give us a reward, or DIE YOU *@%ER!" Kazooie yells.

"Well.. All I have left are these Electrical Eggs." Muscular Jinjo says holding yellow eggs in his hands.

"Now you are talking!" Kazooie says happily, as she grabs the Yellow Egg from Muscular Yellow Jinjo's hands.

"These Eggs can be used to power up machines and electrocute enemies, killing them or at least something. The only problem is you need a Magic Meter, I'm sorry." Muscular Yellow Jinjo says.

"Oh well. As long as it's added to our collection." Kazooie says happily, as they are put in Banjo's back-pack..

The Yellow Muscular Jinjo levitates and then disappears!

"Well.. I guess we should continue this adventure Kazooie." Banjo says..

(Banjo and Kazooie leave and go exit the tunnel to Island OddBallness)

(Suddenly, Devil Moggy floats from the entrance of the tunnel)

"What? Unfair! I want my revenge on that fecking Bear and Bird! They hit me in the carnival! I want revenge!" Devil Moggy says to himself..

"Oh well.. I'll get them later, I'm too tired now." Devil Moggy says. Then floats towards the ground and rests.

*Island OddBallness , JiggyWiggy's new Temple Area.*

(Banjo and Kazooie enter the new area.)

"Look! Its JiggyWiggy's Old Temple! Let's annoy him!" Kazooie says.

"Kazooie.. We only need him to go to a new area.." Banjo says.

(They walk up to the Temple)

"Hey.. How many Jiggies needed?" Kazooie asks.

"None really.. The place was just moved here." JiggyWiggy's Disciple says.

(Banjo and Kazooie walk into JiggyWiggy's Temple)

*JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

Banjo and Kazooie walk up to JiggyWiggy.

"Hello Banjo.. Sorry, but I'm retiring." JiggyWiggy says..

"Why, you said you are the great JiggyWiggy, remember, GREAT POWER of JiggyWiggy?" Kazooie says.

"Cranky retired, he still has power left, but that's not the point. I'm, wait, Cranky retired, that does have a point to what I'm about to say, I just too old to work. I still have power, but you need something to cheer me up." JiggyWiggy says.

"Um, we are out of Jiggies." Banjo says.

"That's not it." JiggyWiggy replies.

"Well, I guess we should leave then." Banjo says.

"Wait, behold the power of JiggyWiggy!" JiggyWiggy says.

"I thought you couldn't do it." Kazooie says.

"Well.. This isn't much power, it's opening all parts of Island OddBallness." JiggyWiggy says.

JiggyWiggy gets out a Controller, and presses a button!

*Meanwhile, Outside Of JW's Temple.*

A section of wall disappears.

"Geesh, technology these days." JW's disciple says.

*In JW's temple.*

"What did you do?" Banjo asks.

"I just told you.. I opened up the rest of the island for you, or at least to the new Jinjo village." JW says..

"Good, now I guess we should go now." Kazooie says.

"Bye bear and bird." JiggyWiggy says.

(They leave)

*Back Outside JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

"Seems JiggyWiggy is getting too old." JW's disciple says.

"Oh well." Kazooie says..

(Banjo and Kazooie head towards the new Jinjo Village)

*New Jinjo Village.*

(Banjo and Kazooie find some money with eyes on it)

"Woah, is that really money?" Banjo asks

"Oh course! Now here I am, ya Ginger BASTARD!" The money replies.

Banjo grabs the money and stuffs it in his shorts.

"Well, its $500, I definitely think it's not enough to buy a new house, but it could be used." Banjo says

"All right, now lets go to Jingaling's Throne Room." Kazooie says

(They spot the place and enter it.)

*JINGALING's THRONE ROOM.*

"Yo! Wassup guys!" Jingaling says.

"Something strange, this place isn't different." Banjo says.

"Well, seeing I'm king and all, I could get a chopper easily to move this place into Island OddBallness." Jingaling says.

"We really need something to make JiggyWiggy happy." Kazooie says.

"Oh, well, how about 999,000 bucks?" Jingaling says.

"Really?" Banjo says..

"If you promise to give it to JiggyWiggy, but this may not be enough." Jingaling answers.

"We have a sack of $500, in which can curse at people." Kazooie says.

"Hmm.. Still not enough, find an extra $500, cause this is all I can give him." Jingaling says.

"If we deliver that to JiggyWiggy, we will?" Kazooie asks.

"You'll be able to go to a level, and I'll give you something in return!" Jingaling says.

"I don't know.. Maybe we should spend it on a new house." Kazooie says..

"Please deliver it, in the name of all the Jinjos and people, please, be my homie!" Jingaling says.

"Are you calling me a homosexual?" Banjo asks.

"No, I mean, be my bro., help me out, be a good person!" Jingaling says..

"Okay.." Kazooie says..

(They leave)

"Great guys, I hope." Jingaling says, sort of unhappy.

*New Jinjo Village.*

"Where are we gonna find some more money?" Banjo asks..

"Maybe the houses?" Kazooie says, trying to think an answer.

(They walk in a white Jinjo house)

"Nothing here." Banjo says inside.

(They walk out and walk into a red Jinjo house.)

"Still nothing." Banjo says.

(They walk out into a Blue Jinjo house)

"Oh for god damn sakes! Where the hell is it!" Kazooie says.

(They leave it and walk into the Orange Jinjo house.)

*Orange Jinjo house.*

"Looks, there's the money!" Kazooie yells!

"Who the hell are you? OH NO! You ain't the Boss of me!" the money yells!

The money begins to run around in circles.

"Too bad!" Kazooie yells!

Kazooie spits an Ice Egg directly at the Money, and it freezes.

Banjo grabs the money covered in Ice.

"Cooolllddd.." Banjo says, shivering.

Kazooie spits a Fire Egg at the money, also hitting Banjo's hand.

"Oww." Banjo yells..

"Sorry." Kazooie replies.

"No. Don't, don't, don't be a commoner you *@%ING ASS--" the money almost says, before being shoved into Banjo's shorts.

"1 million bucks! That's just enough to make JiggyWiggy happy!" Banjo says.

(They exit the house and head toward JW's temple.)

*Inside JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

"Hey, JiggyWiggy! We got a Million Bucks!" Banjo yells to JiggyWiggy.

"Million bucks! Yippee, I can retire!" JiggyWiggy says happily!

Banjo gives the money to JiggyWiggy..

"Well.. Seeing this is good. Now behold the power of JiggyWiggy!" he yells..

JiggyWiggy raises his arms and his Jigsaw Shaped Crystal forms a beam!

*At the Dump of Island OddBallness.*

The beam hits a door and it opens, and a sign appears on top, saying "To GHETTO CITY!"

"Thanks JiggyWiggy." Banjo says.

"No, thank you." JiggyWiggy says, counting his money.

JiggyWiggy turns on his TV

(Banjo and Kazooie leave.)

*Meanwhile, at Tower Of Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

The HaggySlut 2 lands on the Tower.. The WinkyBunion family members walk out (except Grunty, she is held by Scrot).

They all group go down stairs, and then go behind their new machine..

Blobbella puts Grunty (who is still a Head) on a Pillow.

"What the, another machine, a big ray gun, with controls, just like BOB, I'm guessing this is gonna be a failure too, sob.." Grunty says.

"Will you just be patient.. And let us explain.." Mingella says..

Blobbella lets go of her cat.

"Oh.. All right, but tell me what's different this time!" Grunty says.

"SOM is what the machine is!" Blobbella says.

"Why is it called SOM?" Grunty asks..

"Let our fat sister finish." Mingella says..

"Its called SOM because it's SICKENED-OUT-MACHINE. Built by me, Mingy, and Scrot." Blobbella says.

"It takes life force and Body from everything that watches TV." Mingella adds.

"Stores body and life force in shower head, can sprout out, but close the shower curtains." Blobbella adds.

"Enough about that.. The machine takes control over all Broadcasting networks in an area, making all the channels only broadcast scary porn of doom! Freaking out the person some much, he or she faints, and can't move. This baby will then be ready for the secondary function, auto-aim and destroy. Making a clone of the person, and taking the real body's life force, doing so will not even let the real body have a chance of being a zombie, because the cloning process burns all the cells of the real body, completely destroying it, as if the Grim Reaper really came. Then you can be that be that person or just walk around with the body, due to its selection and shower head." Scrot says.

"What if I DON'T want the body." Grunty says.

"Just don't press anything, you want its life force tho, so you can have your original body, and the more life force, the more sexier the body! To have the body, press Collect." Scrot adds.

"Sexy? That's what I wanted earlier.. Yes!" Grunty adds.

"In order to get the sexy body of sexy sex sex sexiness of all the sexiest bodies that ever existed to be the most sexy of sexy, you must collect lots of life force." Mingella adds.

"An evil, sick, perverted, and heartless plan, I like it! How long will it take for me to get the body of all sexiness!" Grunty says.

"Well, knowing your original body, it will take an unknown time. The machine maybe able to use 2 blasts for a short period of time, but after the second blast, it takes charging." Mingella

"Charging? Fix it! Fix it now!" Grunty says.

"All machines will take charging.. But we can help fix it to become faster." Scrot adds.

"Well, okay then!" Grunty says.

"Seeing that this thing is charged for two shots, pick your target." Scrot adds.

"Well, if I remember correctly, that jerk JiggyWiggy was the reason Banjo and Kazooie were able to get me last time. That jerk, using my original gold. In fact, that arsehole JiggyWiggy opened up Ghetto City for that stupid Bear and Bird, well, its time to make him have scared!" Grunty says happily.

Blobbella locks on JiggyWiggy.

"Look, he has a TV, perfect!" Grunty says.

Blobbella goes up to the machine and presses broadcast scary porn.

Eye then pop out on top of the machine.

"What the hell?" Grunty says.

"Enable to protect the machine from going into others hands, we decided to put on those eyes, to let the machine know who is operating it, so now, if someone-else decides to use it, the machine will not operate." Scrot says..

"Okay, now lets blast the jerk!" Grunty says.

The fans go on, and then the machine's gadgets go on and light up. Then the machine, shoots a giant blast!

*At JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

"Funny TV!" JiggyWiggy says.

Mr.Pants (stick figure guy in red underpants, with mustache and hat) keeps hitting a geek with a fish on the TV..

"Funny! Hahaha!" JiggyWiggy laughs, while eating yogurt.

Suddenly a beam hits JiggyWiggy's TV..

"What?" JiggyWiggy says.

"Oh well." JiggyWiggy says..

Suddenly, the TV goes black.

"What? NO!" JiggyWiggy says.

Words appear on the TV , they are "We interrupt this senseless program to bring you something special!"

"What could be more special?" JiggyWiggy wonders.

Suddenly, the TV shows pictures of naked bodies!

"What the?" JiggyWiggy says..

The bodies on TV begin to move..

"This isn't right.. I want Mr. Pants." JiggyWiggy says.

The bodies on TV then turn gray, with mushrooms on them.

"Where is my hurl bag?" JiggyWiggy says

The bodies on TV begin to grow pimples and warts on them..

"That's it.. Time to turn off TV" JiggyWiggy says.

JiggyWiggy goes up to the TV and presses the Off Button.

"What.. It won't go off!" JiggyWiggy says..

The bodies then get shit on them!

"Make it stop! Off!" JiggyWiggy yells while pressing the Off button non- stop!

Then the bodies get *censored!!!!!!!!!!* Too scary to tell.

JiggyWiggy falls to floor fainted, with barf next to him, then his money packs escape from his pockets..

*Meanwhile, but at Tower Of Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

"Ha ha! Look at the pathetic fool! He's just laying on the ground! With X's in his eyes! I'd like his body!" Grunty says.

Blobbella presses collect!

The machine then shots out another ray!

*Back at JW's Temple.*

The ray hits JiggyWiggy's body, sucking every bit of life force and JiggyWiggy's body burns up!

The ray disappears and JiggyWiggy's body becomes black as charcoal.

"I didn't like him anyways.. Greedy bastard!" the money says.

JiggyWiggy's Disciple runs in.

"Woah.. Looks like he is retired.." JiggyWiggy's Disciple says.

The Disciple gets close to JiggyWiggy, and some reason becomes evil.

"Now all his money is mine! Yes!" JiggyWiggy's Disciple says evilly.

*Back at Tower of Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

"Well the jerk is dead now! And I can run around in a clone of his body whenever I want!" Grunty says..

"SOM was successful, and you were right." Mingella says.

"Ah yes.. Now lets have more fun!" Grunty says.

"The bear and bird will have to struggle to get here, the Island is full of enemies who cuss and harass people before harm!" Scrot says.

"Blobbella, fix the machine!" Mingella says.

Blobbella gets out a blowtorch and safety goggles, then goes toward the machine and tries to make it better.

"Now, lets see how the bear and bird struggle to get up here! With perverted enemies!" Grunty says.

"Muah hahahaahahaha!" Everyone laughs, even Blobbella's cat, but not Blobbella herself..

*Back outside JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

"Woah.. That looked like a blast from BOB." Kazooie says..

"Let's check it out." Banjo says.

(Banjo and Kazooie enter JiggyWiggy's Temple.)

*Inside JiggyWiggy's Temple.*

"What happened?" Banjo asks.

"He is dead.. Completely, and the TV blew-up!" the Disciple of JiggyWiggy says.

"Can we have the money back?" Kazooie says!

"NO YOU *@%IN A$$HOLES! IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!" the Disciple of JiggyWiggy says evilly.. Then gets out Tommy Gun and Cigar..

"What's going on?" Banjo asks..

"I'll tell you what's going on. The money is mine! All mine! Now get out! Or I'll shoot you!" JiggyWiggy's disciple says evilly!

JiggyWiggy's disciple pulls the trigger of his Tommy Gun!

"Let's get out of here Banjo!" Kazooie yells.

(They exit while the Tommy Gun bullets trail their steps.)

"And don't come back! In the name of GRUNTILDA!" the Desciple of JiggyWiggy evilly yells.

*Jingaling's Throne Room.*

"Well.. Did he get the million bucks?" Jingaling says.

"Yes.. But he died, and his Disciple became evil, I don't know why, must have been evil the whole time." Kazooie says.

"Sure, but I like the joke Kazooie!" Jingaling says.

"No, its true!" Banjo says.

"What? Then, why?" Jingaling says..

"Well, we saw a huge laser like blast, and it seemed to kill JiggyWiggy, and after he died, his Disciple became evil." Banjo says..

"But we opened the level Ghetto City." Kazooie says.

"Great.. This is bad.. Really bad. I'm next." Jingaling says..

"Then don't give us a Jiggy or help us, or something like that, besides, Grunty found you useless." Kazooie says.

"Oh well.. It doesn't matter anyways, but all of us evacuated Island Of Hags for nothing.." Jingaling says sadly.

"Wait.. You didn't evacuate for nothing, aren't there any, Jinjo gods?" Banjo asks..

"You mean the Jinjo protecters, Muscular Jinjo with odd powers.. They were all taken away before you had a chance to meet them, and infected with a spell from Grunty.. There was also Jinjonator, but he was mostly taken hostage by the Minjonator, from what I heard." Jingaling says..

"Wait.. We saved one today!" Kazooie says..

"He was runover by all the people from Isle of Hags." Banjo says..

"We defeated him, and he said his Phone Number." Kazooie says.

"Hmm.. Phone number.. I have a cell-phone." Jingaling says, then gets it out..

Banjo grabs the phone and dials the number..

"Get over here." Banjo says on the phone..

Suddenly, the phone short-circuits, and the Yellow Muscular Jinjo pops out of it.

"We only need you for a discussion with Jingaling.." Banjo says..

"Look, I don't know what's going on except Grunty is getting revenge, and has a new machine." Jingaling says..

"Oh.. Well, lets say this, Grunty has a new machine that kills people and turns other evil." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

"Also, what's with the teeth?" Jingaling asks, while noticing the Yellow Muscular Jinjo's fang like teeth.

"We always had teeth like this." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says..

"Anyways, if JiggyWiggy is dead, how will all areas be accessed?" Jingaling says..

"Jiggy Pondums exist. They will open up new areas, though they will require help from me and my friends to get to." the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

"Well, lets move on before the great depression." Jingaling says..

The Yellow Muscular Jinjo leaves.

"You will find assistance and other levels I'm guessing.. So please, while you are at it, save the other Jinjos." Jingaling says.

"Oh, all right. Now which way is to the dump of this place? And how can we get magic?" Kazooie says..

"The dump is east of this area! I don't know what this damn magic is! Just keep my cell-phone, sense that's all I can give you, now go, go save all the citizens!" Jingaling says..

(Banjo & Kazooie leave)

*Jinjo Village.*

"Which way is east?" Kazooie asks.

"I'm don't know, just follow the smell of stink." Banjo says, as he sees clouds of odor.

Banjo and Kazooie walk up to the clouds of odor.

"Stink, smells like some-one crapped in a toilet without flushing." Kazooie says.

They follow the smell and come to a gate.

"Stupid gate." Kazooie says, then spits out a Grenade Egg!

The Grenade Explodes on the gate and the gate breaks into pieces..

(They walk past the area the Gate was)

*Island OddBallness , Dump.*

(Banjo and Kazooie enter the are)

"Hey, can you help me?" Canary Mary says.

"Oh no.. It's the bird from hell!" Kazooie says.

"Look, if you help me, I'll give you a Jiggy, just help me!" Canary Mary says.

"A JIGGY! Alright then, lets help you!" Kazooie says.

"I need to have sex! Now!" Canary Mary says.

"Hell no! If you put it that way, we'll just kill you for it." Kazooie says..

"Just kidding, all I really need is sheet of paper!" Canary Mary says.

Banjo gets out paper from his Book Bag.

"I was just kidding again!" Canary Mary says.

"Thats it! You evil BITCH, one more time, and I'll--" Kazooie says, thinking of what to do.

"Heh heh.. I'll give you the Jiggy just for seeing you.. Sorry, it's in Ghetto City." Canary Mary says.

Suddenly, a Golden Jiggy appears near the Exit/Entrance for Ghetto City.

"Bye!" Canary Mary says.. As she leaves the dump and enters the entrance for Ghetto city.

"OddBall is what she is." Kazooie says.

Banjo and Kazooie enter the entrance to Ghetto City