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Banjo

Age- Well, in Banjo-Tooie, Banjo hit puberty, I'm gonna say 19 for this story.

Species- Brown Honey Bear

Gender- Male

Description- Wears Yellow Shorts with a black belt, blue eyes, black nose, has a shark tooth necklace, and has a blue back-pack.. Even transformed into different objects, Banjo still contains his Blue Back-Pack, and his black belt, but depending on his transformation, his yellow shorts may be jeans, pants, boxers, or something I didn't come up with..

Uses- Backpack, Cell-Phone, Punches, perhaps weapons..

Good At- Not pissing enemies off like Kazooie, some others I forgot..

Likes- Honey maybe.. His stuff..

Dislikes- Kazooie cursing, people insulting his family, others are personal things..

Occupation- Depends on Transformation, but mainly, he is an Adventurer..

Home Village- Spiral Mountain.

Games- Diddy Kong Racing, Banjo-Kazooie, Banjo-Tooie, and Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge.

Personality- Mainly friendly. And a few times like Jhonny Bravo..

Information- Banjo started out in Diddy Kong Racing trying to help defeat WizPig, getting a letter from Diddy Kong, and Friends with Conker sense childhood. Some strange reason, when Kazooie hatched from her egg, she immediately jumped in Banjo's back-pack.. Why, I don't know, ask Rare.. Of course, Gruntilda the witch lived near Banjo's house, Banjo had no-idea anyone would live in that castle he saw, it was just to odd.. Later, Gruntilda was talking to Dingpot, saying how sexy she was. "Oh Dingpot, dungpot by the bench, who is the sexiest, lust-making wench?" "Err. There is this girl." Dingpot said..

"What, you must be lying, this is something I'm not buying." Grunty replied.. "Well its true, its Tooty, the nicest, prettiest girl, I'm not lying to you!" Dingpot replies.. Then Grunty gets mad, steals Tooty, and Banjo and Kazooie have to save her after learning moves from Bottles. Klungo put Tooty in the beauty stealing machine. Mumbo was there to transform Banjo to help get the job done quick and get Jiggies, Jinjos, and other crap. After Banjo finally gets to the top, saves Tooty, and meets Grunty again. He fights her, frees Jinjos, and then frees Jinjonator, Grunty gets smashed off her tower and crushed by a giant rock.. She was stuck for 2 years.. Klungo, for 2 years, tried to free her and gave up (Banjo-Tooie wise, not GameBoy Advanced's Banjo-Kazooie: Grunty's Revenge) , Grunty destroys Banjo's house after freed by her sisters, and Banjo gets revenge, because Mumbo said so and demanded.. After beating Grunty again, Grunty's body was destroyed and left as a head (no skin) .. Nuff said.. Banjo's parents are unknown.. Tooty is Banjo's sister, and lives with Kazooie..



Chapter 4 Part 1: Ghetto City, First Regular Jinjo encountered.

*In Ghetto City, the Streets.*

A big idiotic Canary lands near her Jiggy.

(Banjo and Kazooie enter the Town through a card board box)

"Who's idea was it to make a cardboard box to be used as our Level Exit/Entrance?" Kazooie complains.

"Forget it Kazooie." Banjo says.

Banjo and Kazooie walk up to Canary Mary.

"Look.. Free Jiggy, just for meeting you, I only wanted to see a familar!" Canary Mary says.

"Shut-up and give it to us!" Kazooie demands.

"Okay.." Canary Mary replies, then gives the Jiggy to Banjo and Kazooie!

"New Jiggy.. Blah blah blah.." Kazooie says.

"Guh-huh!" Banjo says..

Kazooie takes the Jiggy out of Banjo's hand puts it in the blue backpack.

Jiggies: 1..

"Okay.. I'll whatch TV now!" Canary Mary says to get Banjo and Kazooie away..

Canary Mary goes inside a Garbage Can and turns on a crappy TV.

"Hey look Kazooie! Its Pawno's Shop!" Banjo says!

Banjo and Kazooie walk into a house with a sign, saying Pawno's shop.

*Meanwhile, at Castle Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

"This body is rather neat, but it will not do much for the bear and bird's defeat." Grunty says, having the body of JiggyWiggy.

"Well.. The machine is fully charged for another blast!" Blobbella says.

"Oh great!" Grunty says happily..

"Hmm. The bear and bird are in Ghetto City." Mingella says, noticing the computer map..

"Oh great! The place known for Friendly Pimps and Prostitutes!" Grunty says.

"With the blast, we can turn the Pimps evil and also kill some-one, in fact, we have one evil robotic pimp there, good enough to get the bear and bird in trouble." Scrot says..

"Well then. Seems Banjo found out about the Jiggy Pondums, and just got his first Jiggy. I say we blast that damn Canary Mary, she just gave Banjo and Kazooie a Jiggy, for just meeting her!" Grunty says evilly..

Grunty walks up to machine.

"Target, Canary Mary, in Ghetto City!" Grunty says.

Eyes pop out on top of the machine, then they look at Grunty.

"Access Granted." the Machine says..

Grunty pushes the broadcast button.

"Stupid bitch always deserved this!" Grunty says.

*Back In Ghetto City, the Streets!*

"Hmm.. I want something better!" Canary Mary says in her garbage can, watching her crappy TV.

A Pimp walks near the garbage can.

"Yo, Canary Mary, you are fired! You suck at sex, and you are the worst prostitute ever!" the Pimp says..

The Pimp gets out his cell-phone and calls all the Pimps in the city except himself and THE BOSS pimp.

Suddenly, all the Pimps in the City run up and surround the garbage can.

"Yo, answer me!" The Pimp says..

Suddenly, A Big Blast hits the garbage can.

"What the hell was that?" The Pimp asks.

*In The Garbage Can.*

Suddenly, Canary Mary's TV gets great reception!

"Finally, it's not so crappy after all!" Canary Mary says.

Then, the TV begins to show naked bodies, they begin to move, and they turn Green this time!

"What is that?" Canary Mary thinks.

Suddenly, the naked bodies grow mushrooms on them, then pimples and warts!

"This is sick!" Canary Mary says, trying to pretend she doesn't like sick stuff.

The bodies then begin to have animal crap poured on to them.

Canary Mary hurls in her Garbage Can..

Suddenly, the bodies become *censored!*

Canary Mary faints..

*At Castle of Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

"Well, seeing that's the only female body available, I guess I'll take it, besides, it could be useful!" Grunty says.

Grunty presses the collect button.

*In The Garbage Can.*

"Guffo beans rule!" Guffo says.

*In Ghetto City Streets.*

"Wake up you bitch!" All the Pimps yell.

Suddenly, a Giant laser blast hits the garbage can again, exploding the TV and making the Garbage lid fall off.

"What's going on here?" The Pimps ask..

Suddenly, all the pimps think it's a joke from Canary Mary.

All of a sudden, the laser blast disappears, and the garbage can falls on the side, and then Canary Mary's body rolls out, black as charcoal.

"What the *@%? That bitch is dead!" the Pimp yells.

"Yeah.. And she never gave us our money back!" The other pimps yell.

Suddenly, all the Pimps begin to turn, evil!

"This is an outrage! Lets kill all!" one Pimp yells..

"Yeah.. Everyone, lets kill the people who had sex with our Prostitutes!" the Pimps yell.

"Um? No-one had sex with our prostitutes.. But lets kill all for the hell of it! Lets kidnap any female teenager we can find for Prostitution for the boss! And Worship GRUNTILDA!" the Pimp that used to own Canary Mary says.

All the Pimps get out their pimp canes! Then they run around the city!

*In Pawno's Shop.*

"Yo, wassssup!" Pawno yells!

"Um.. Nothing, except, do you have anything for sell?" Banjo asks..

"Well, I have females you can save.. Sense Pimps always steel em, they are bit pricey. But I always have to protects the girls, why is it that I am the only male who does so." Pawno asks.

"Because they pay you?" Kazooie says.

"Oh, I forgot." Pawno answers..

Banjo looks around the room and sees an Orange Jinjo.

"How much for the Orange Jinjo?" Banjo asks..

"That prostitute will cost you, a Pimp.." Pawno asks.

"Why the *@% do you wanna Pimp?" Kazooie asks.

"Well.. I wanna just have a dead one, for a rug or sell it for a big profit." Pawno says.

Suddenly, a Pimp with a cane walks in!

"Yo.. I is gonna kill you!" The Pimp yells..

"Hmm.. What kind of way, opening attack, shooter, or battle style?" Kazooie asks.

"Battle Style!" The Pimp yells..

Iggy The Pimp

(Human who had prostitutes to work for him and made money for him through sex.)

"I have to do this!" The Pimp yells..

The Pimp gets out his Cane, and hits Banjo on the head.

"Oww!" Banjo yells.

Banjo punches Iggy the Pimp in the balls! And then the pimp groans, scrathing his testes..

"That's it! No more Mr. Nice Pimp." The Pimp Iggy yells..

Iggy gets out a Pimp Gun (a small black pistol that Pimps use).

"What the hell? He's got a gun!" Kazooie yells.

Iggy The Pimp takes his time to aim at Kazooie!

"Thats it!" Pawno yells..

Pawno gets out his M16.

"Um.. What's going on?" Banjo asks..

Pawno pulls the Trigger and starts shooting the Pimp!

"Nooo!!" the Pimp yells..

"How do you like it Pimp!" Pawno yells.

"Its ruining my Pimp Jacket, all that's gonna be seen is my body armor!" the Pimp yells, while still getting shot in the chest by Pawno!

"Hmm.. PIMP, K-O 9, ATTACK!" the Pimp yells!

The Pimp suddenly grows big muscles!

Kazooie tosses a Grenade Egg at the Pimp and the Pimp's body armor breaks into peices!

"All right, see ya, sucka!" Pawno yells.

Pawno holds the trigger and shoots the Pimp in the chest. Then the Pimp falls to the ground.

"Wait.. He's not dead!" Pawno yells..

Pawno shoots the Pimp's body wasting twenty bullets.

-Battle End thingy.-

"Yeah! Wait, I saw it move!" Pawno says..

Pawno shoots the body using up 6 more bullets!

Pawno puts the M16 away..

"Um.. I'm not gonna say a thing." Banjo says, confused..

"Well um.. You got yourself a dead Pimp." Kazooie says..

"You are right! Hmm... Think of all the things I can do with this pimp.. Well, you can have the Orange Jinjo that most customers think is a prostitute!" Pawno says.

Suddenly, the Jinjo, stays in it place and blinks…. Wow…

Banjo walks up to the Orange Jinjo!

"Hey, you found me!" the Orange Jinjo says.

"Yadda yadda yadda.. Give us something!" Kazooie says.

"Um.. Well, I wish I could give you 500 bucks, but I don't have the money on me.

"Um.. I don't think it'll be at your house either." Banjo says, remembering the money he took from the Orange Jinjo house..

"Well, if you free us all, of the same color, we will give you a Jiggy!" the Orange Jinjo says.

"Shut-up! We know what to do! ASSHOLE, just be happy I'm in the mood to save you!" Kazooie says.

Banjo walks up to the Jinjo, and suddenly the Jinjo spins around as usual, and disappears.

Banjo spots one of JamJars' Silos.

"Well. Lets get ready for a new move." Banjo says.

Banjo knocks on the Silo..

JamJars jumps out!

"Hey Punk! I got a lot of new moves, and first is free!" JamJars yells.

"Yeah. Well what move is it this time." Kazooie asks.

"Just to be nice, I'll tell you the move." JamJars says..

BREEGULL Machine Gun

"Listen Up To What You're Told, cuss what I'm about to tell is make you big and bold! In case those bastards get on your nerves, use Kazooie as a machine gun, to kill those pervs!" JamJars says..

Suddenly, Bullets appear in front of JamJars.

"What the? These aren't eggs, so how will I use them?" Kazooie asks.

"Don't be so dumb, these things come out quick, they are real bullets, so you need to recock, so I reckon you get the cartridge in the birds mouth, and shoot non-stop to make havoc!" JamJars says..

"Now.. I must go, dismissed you jerks!" JamJars says, as he goes back in his Silo.

"Well. Now I'm a machine gun, great." Kazooie says, hating the idea of having lead in her mouth.

"Hey.. I thought I said you could go! You won't get any Jiggies in here. I'm out." Pawno says..

(Banjo and Kazooie walk out side and find 2 Pimps.)

*Ghetto City, Streets.*

"Yo, give us your bird! Or we'll shoot your ass off!" a Pimp in Blue says..

"Ya, give us your bitch or die!" The other Pimp in Purple says..

Banjo takes Kazooie out of his Back-Pack and treats her like a gun.

"You want this?" Banjo asks.

"Yeah, give the bird to us!" the pimp in Purple says.

Banjo puts a clip in Kazooie's mouth.

The Pimps get out their guns!

"Well.. Give her to us!" The Pimp in blue demands.

Banjo aims at the Pimp in Blue's head..

Suddenly, Kazooie starts spitting out bullets like a Machine gun, and all of them hit the Pimp's head! Blood, all on the ground, blood of DOOM, all of it! Muah haha hahahahah! Oh, sorry.

"What the hell did you do you bitch?" The Pimp in purple asks..

Kazooie then rapidly coughs up more Bullets, all hitting the Pimp in Purple! And he falls on the ground, also dead!

"Whats next!" Banjo says..

"We should go to Mumbo's skull!" Kazooie says.

They spot Mumbo's Skull, which has Gratify and garbage on it!

(Banjo and Kazooie enter Mumbo's skull)



Is this the End of the Pimps? Did Banjo turn evil? And what happened to the notes? Find out in the next section..



-Author break!-

"Hey, I got an idea!" the BigBananaMan says..

"What?" Giro asks..

"Make Banjo a pimp!" he replies.

"That's stupid enough to, wait.." Giro says..

"Smart enough to work! Bitch!" Snookie the pimp says, then leaves the story to go back to newgrounds..

"And make the pimps good again, or at least the non-fancy ones." BBM



Chapter 4 Part 2: Pimps Turn Somewhat Good, Tooty is confirmed kid- napped again, and Banjo the Pimp!

Banjo walks in and finds a Glowbo..

Banjo picks it up.. Then, his eyes go on fire some strange reason..

"I must, do something dumb." Banjo says oddly, then his eye color goes back to blue..

Banjo goes up to Mumbo..

"We have a Glowbo." Banjo says..

"Please give to me, I need the magic badly, I promise I won't waste it on Wumba.." Mumbo says..

"Why do you hate Wumba so much?" Kazooie asks.

"Sexual affair, we hate each other now.. Now please give me Glowbo." Mumbo says..

Banjo's eyes turn Red..

"NO you idiotic skull headed freak!" Banjo says.

Kazooie pecks Banjo on the head.

"Come on Banjo, we need Mumbo to kick Grunty's ASS!" Kazooie says..

"Shut-up!" Banjo says..

"Mumbo don't understand." Mumbo answers..

"Mumbo, I think Banjo is a bit insane at the moment.." Kazooie says..

Banjo grabs Kazooie out from his Back-Pack and treats her like a gun, then gets out a Clip of Bullets.

"Sorry.. Mumbo, I can't control my body when Banjo is shoving these in my mouth!" Kazooie says..

"YOU MUST DIE!" Banjo yells..

"Looks like Mumbo hero now." Mumbo says..

BANJO!??

(Honey Bear using a Red-crested Breegull as a GUN!)

Banjo punches Kazooie in the ASS and all the bullets hit Mumbo's chair as Mumbo quickly jumps and hits the ground.

"Must be Slick, must be Slippery!" Banjo says..

"Time for new move Mumbo been practicing for!" Mumbo says..

"Sure.. Pathetic loser can only use stick!" Banjo says.

"Mumbo has been using Martial Arts lately, whole time in skull, that's what I always do while you guys are gone, so don't under-estimate me!" Mumbo says..

Banjo stuffs another clip in Kazooie's mouth..

"Lock and Load! hahaha.." Banjo says, then laughs evilly..

Mumbo jumps and quickly back-flips to the other side of the room!

"Time for the lightning mode of rod to be on!" Mumbo says..

Mumbo quickly chants a few words and makes his Stick charge up for attack!

Banjo quickly turns around, and pounds Kazooie's ass non-stop!

Mumbo quickly dodges the first row of bullets, then Mumbo jumps over the second row of bullets, and then Mumbo quickly rolls away from the last row of bullets..

"BUFF YOU ASSHOLE! YOU MUST DIE SKULLMAN!" Banjo says, with a very odd tone..

Mumbo runs up to Banjo, and puts his stick in front of Banjo! Then electricity blasts out of Mumbo's stick, shocking Banjo severely..

"Not done.. Must, kill!" Banjo still says, very oddly.

Mumbo back-flips behind Banjo, then kicks Banjo in the face..

Banjo gets out another clip!

Mumbo quickly low-kicks Banjo, causing Banjo to fall and drops his clip, Mumbo quickly steals Banjo's Glowbo..

"Sorry bear, but I'm afraid I have to!" Mumbo says, then zaps Banjo with his stick till Banjo faints..

Kazooie walks away from Banjo..

"Um, what do we do now?" Kazooie asks..

"Get drinks.." Mumbo answers.

"I think we should tie Banjo up or lock him in a cage." Kazooie says..

"I say I used new spell!" Mumbo says..

Mumbo gets out his Bag and Performs a Dance.

UNPOSSESS

(stop mind control and reveal person controlling)

"Eakum Bokum Eakum Bokum, EAKUM BOKUM EAT YOU UP!" Mumbo sings..

Then suddenly, a strange human wearing a big grey helment (covering his head) and in Green Clothing floats above Banjo..

"I can't control the loser anymore! Work damn it! KILL PEOPLE!" the figure yells..

"Banjo is mind-control proof, don't bother.." Mumbo says..

"What, I'm seen!" the figure says..

"Hell yeah idiot, now get lost!" Kazooie replies...

"All right, you found me, but who cares, that won't stop my tourment!" the figure yells.

??????????????

(unknown human with mind-controlling powers and can levitate)

The strange human with an odd grey helment covering his face points his right hand towards Banjo.

"I will just use the loser as a weapon!" the human says..

The strange man with a huge mask closes his right hand and swing his right arm around, and Banjo suddenly levitates and spins around..

"Thats it!" Kazooie yells!

Kazooie puts a clip of bullets in her mouth (which she always hates) and starts spitting out all the bullets at the unknown human, however, they all miss!

"Foolish bird, why do you bother, the bullets were known to be used together with the bear, in order to hold the recoil and aim properly! Hahahaha!" the human says and then laughs.

Mumbo jumps towards the human and kicks him in the balls! The human suddenly loses control of using Banjo's body as a weapon and then Banjo falls to the ground..

"Ow.. Jerk, you are pathetic! Give me your best shot!" the human yells, then suddenly lands on the ground..

Mumbo charges up his stick and zaps the human, till he falls to the ground..

-Dumb Stupid Battle End Sign..-

"God.. I'm defeated." the human replies..

"Yeah, well, give us something!" Kazooie says..

"Information, the bear's sister has been kidnapped by Pimps." the human says..

"Yeah, and we defeated you, we out to get something you jerk!" Kazooie yells..

"I have a Jiggy, be happy!" the guy says, and tosses the Golden Jigsaw Piece at Kazooie..

"Now, tell what your name is." Kazooie asks.

"You'll find out in the next battle!" the Human says..

"Next battle? We defeated you dumbass!" Kazooie yells..

"No!" the man yells, then suddenly fades away.

"Well.. That's over." Kazooie says..

"Pimps kidnapped Tooty, on killer rampage.. I have an idea!" Mumbo says..

"Good, now use it!" Kazooie says.

Kazooie goes near Banjo and puts the Jiggy in backpack..

Mumbo walks out of his skull..

*In Ghetto City, Streets.*

"Hope this works!" Mumbo mummers..

Mumbo dances again with his bag..

UNPOSSESS

(Pimps Of Ghetto City to be old selves!)

"Eakum Bokum! Eakum Bokum EAT YOU UP!" Mumbo sings.

Then, suddenly, all the Pimps stop running around the city shooting guns, then they stop, look around, and put there guns away and use their cell- phone to talk..

A pimp wearing a red pimp jacket sees Mumbo and walks up to him.

"Thanks, oh yeah.. Here's the gold I promised boss!" a Pimp wearing a red Pimp jacket says.

"What do you mean boss?" Mumbo asks.

"You are our boss remember, don't forget we are here to stop Banjo!" the Pimp with his red Pimp jacket says..

"Okay, give it to me!" Mumbo says, then gets handed a Jigsaw piece.

"Free prostitutes on me!" the Pimp says..

"Thanks for Jiggy!" Mumbo says...

Mumbo walks back in skull..

*In Mumbo's skull!*

"Wake up, or I'll have to kick the witch's boney arse myself!" Kazooie yells in Banjo's ear.

Mumbo walks upstairs.

Mumbo pushes Banjo off his chair and Banjo falls to the floor and wakes up..

"Huh? What happened?" Banjo asks.

"A human with a freaky mask controlled you! Then I made all the evil Pimps regular Pimps, and got a Jiggy! And your sister was kidnapped." Mumbo says..

"Oh, now what was that about the Mind Control part?" Banjo asks.

"You were sleeping through it!" Kazooie says..

Mumbo gives the Jiggy to Banjo and Banjo puts it in his back-pack.

"Okay.. I think we should go now." Kazooie says, then hops back in Banjo's back-pack.

"We have to save Tooty!" Banjo says..

Mumbo gets out Karate Manual...

Banjo and Kazooie run out of Mumbo's skull..

"Hmm.. Says that I could, nah.. I wonder if there is any porn in here.." Mumbo says, reading his manual..

*Ghetto Streets.*

Banjo and Kazooie walk out of Mumbo's skull and find a Pimp wearing red..

"Hey, do you know where Tooty is?" Banjo asks..

"Who's Tooty?" the pimp in red asks.

"We mean, did you see a fine female around age 16 who had blond hair, and about 5 feet and 11 inches tall?" Kazooie asks, somewhat correcting Banjo..

"Sure, she's in the whore house.. Wait, you are that bear's sister!" the Pimp in red answers..

"Yeah, so?" Banjo asks.

"Um.. Nothing, but the guards at the whore house were assigned to kill you guys, but I'm not one of them, only the most superior pimps are aloud in there." the pimp in the red jacket says..

"What do you mean, the most superior pimps?" Kazooie asks..

"You got to have a cane, you got to have a pimp jacket, you got to have your pimp glass, pimp gun, pimp pants, pimp hat, and pimp shoes!" the pimp in red answers.

"Damn, that's a lot of stuff.. Do they allow bears?" Kazooie asks..

"Well, ever sense they got that bear prostitute, yes, but you gotta be skinnier than that, and you gotta be taller too!" the pimp answers..

"Great.. We are stuck.." Banjo says..

Banjo crosses the street and runs into another Pimp, wearing a yellow pimp jacket.

"Hey, there's this real hot chick 2 blocks from here! She likes Glowbos, and hates Pimps, I don't know why, but she nearly kills us with her crossbow." the pimp says..

"I think you are referring to Humba Wumba." Kazooie answers..

"Oh, so that's her name, hmm, how about offering her this gift and say it was from me, Billy the Pimp, I'm known as, THE FRIENDLY PIMP!" Billy the Pimp says, and gets out a Glowbo..

Kazooie grabs the Glowbo..

"Good, please give it to her, and say it was from me! And don't forget, I offer free prostitutes for the people who help me out." Billy answers..

*2 Blocks later, Wumba's Wigwam.*

Wumba hears footsteps and gets out her Cross-Bow!

Banjo walks in.

"No.. Put that away!" Banjo yells scared..

"Sorry, I thought you were one of those pimps who were going to try and kidnap me." Wumba says, then puts away her cross-bow..

"What happened to Tooty? She was with you last time!" Kazooie yells..

"Calm down, I tried to stop the pimps with my cross-bow, but they got away with her.." Wumba says..

"Just tell us what you were doing the whole time you slut!" Kazooie yells..

"I was teaching her the secret technique of--"

"Sure.. What really happened, why didn't you try hard enough! Why didn't you--"

"Um, Kazooie, all Wumba had was a Cross-Bow, and the Pimps had guns." Banjo says..

"Well, fine, forget it! Now, we have a Glowbo.." Kazooie says..

"Its from Willy the Pimp!" Banjo answers..

"I've heard of him, though he may be friendly, I still don't like him, because he is still a Pimp!" Wumba yells..

"Well, just give us a little something for delivering the Glowbo.." Kazooie says..

"Toss the thing in!" Wumba says..

Banjo tosses the Glowbo in the pool and hears the Glowbo scream its lungs off before it dies..

"Now go on, jump in for transformation!" Wumba says..

Wumba gets out her book of Magical Transformations.

Banjo jumps into the pool of Pink water, suddenly begins to levitate a little, dissapears!

Then Banjo re-appears as a tall, skinny bear (sort of more humanoid), with a green pimp hat, human hands, pink pimp jacket, sunglasses, blue back-pack (as expected), pimp cane, long yellow pimp jeans, and pimp shoes.

"What! A PIMP!" Wumba yells, then gets out her cross-bow and aims at Banjo...

"Stop, its me, please.." Banjo the Pimp tries to say..

Wumba puts her cross-bow away..

"Sorry.. I call this PIMP! You can get around all areas with pimp security without having to worry about being killed, the only original thing you can use your cell-phone and bullets. You can now use a Pimp gun and a Pimp cane as weapons." Wumba says..

"Yo! Where is the prostitute and the feather on my hat?" Banjo The Pimp asks.

"Not included for spell." Wumba answers.

"Um.. Now, about that little, um, thing needed for Willy The Pimp.." Banjo The Pimp says..

Wumba gets out a pair of her Panties..

"I hate these, they don't fit, just give it to the Pimp so he can stop harassing me." Wumba says, getting out her oldest pair of panties..

Banjo The Pimp grabs it and walks out side..

*Ghetto City, Streets.*

Banjo The Pimp finishes walking 2 blocks and finds Billy The Friendly Pimp..

"Hey, you wanted somethin from Wumba, right?" Banjo The Pimp asks..

"Why yes.." Billy the Pimp answers..

Banjo The Pimp gets out a pair of panties and gives it to Billy..

"Wow! Now I can sell this and make millions of bucks on E-BAY! These are the panties from the famous Humba Wumba, everyone will want this!" Billy says happily..

"Here, you can have this, I don't need it anymore!" Billy says, giving Banjo The Pimp a Jiggy, the he leaves..

Jiggies: 4

Banjo spots the Whore house on "44 Lickadoor avenue" on "Pretty Whore street"..

Banjo The Pimp then walks to the whore house, and finds two guards..

"Hault, you must prove yourself a worthy Pimp before entering!" Guard 1 says..

"Yeah, worthy Pimp.. You, Pimp!" Guard 2 says..

Banjo gets out his Pimp gun and smiles, and when he smiles, his one gold tooth reflects the sunlight..

"Wait, that's good enough, but, answer this question.. Who is the new sexy prostitute?" Guard 1 asks..

"Tooty, what the heck do you think I am, stupid?" Banjo The Pimp yells..

"Okay, but to enter, you must show us your prostitute.." Guard 1 asks..

"She's inside, you guys stole her, I need my whore back!" Banjo The Pimp says..

"Duh.. Okay! Come in and get her back out and meet with us with her!" Guard 2 says..

Banjo The Pimp enters the Whore House..

"You stupid twat, now we can't prevent him due to that damn rule book.." the first Guard says slowly..

The Doors Close Behind Banjo The PIMP!

Will Banjo The Pimp be discovered as a magically changed fraud? Does Mumbo own the whore house? And what's the name of that mind-controlling human! Find out in the next chapter of Grunty WinkyBunion's revenge! Except for the mind-controlling human's name part..