Hey! R/R, k? (P.S: this is only an introduction, given to add a touch of dry wit mixed with American humor.)

When Gods Attack!

       Why do bad things always happen to good people? No, seriously. It always starts with a perfect day that ends with a regrettable bang. All that unfolds is a crazed mess that slowly lumbers to a simple solution.

       Don't you hate those stories?!!

       Great, because I'm writing one! (yep! I've got to admit it. I'm even being "converted". Scary.)