Banjo The Pimp

Age- Unknown..

Species- 80% Human, 20% Bear

Gender- Male

Description- Wears a blue backpack, yellow pants with a black belt, sunglasses, Pink Pimp Jacket, Pimp shoes, and green Pimp hat with a Gold Feather on it! Walks around with his Pimp cane and usual has his right hand in his pocket of his Pimp Jacket, a.k.a. holds on to his Pimp Gun with his right hand. Human body, bear face, still has blue eyes.

Uses- Cell-Phone, Bullets, Pimp Cane, and his Pimp Gun.. Also Plunger Gloves and Cane-Hookshot, and even Running shoes..

Occupation- Rookie Pimp..

Home Town- Ghetto City, Wumba's Wigwam?

Bio- Pimp Transformation used to sneak into whore house and save hostages..

Notice: This chapter will be using copyrighted characters and items.. All items and characters in this chapter are copyrighted by RareWare, Jhonnen Vasquez, and me.



Chapter 5 Part 1: Ghetto City's Whore House



*Ghetto City, Whore House Lobby, 1st Floor.*

Banjo The Pimp enters the Whore House, and all the lights are off..

Suddenly, the doors behind Banjo The Pimp close, as confirmed in the last chapter.

"Ah crap, its locked, oh well.." Banjo The Pimp says, while trying to open the doors.

Suddenly, the lights go on, then the Disco music from Jet Force Gemini goes on, and naked Prostitutes on Pillars dance!

Banjo The Pimp walks up to the nearest prostitute.

"Yo, do you know where Tooty is?" Banjo asks.

Suddenly, a Pimp wearing clothing that is all black walks up to Banjo.

"Yo, that's my prostitute!" The Pimp dressed in all black clothing yells, then he quickly gets out his Pimp Gun..

"What?" Banjo The Pimp asks.

"You better pay up, it'll be your prostitute or big money." the Pimp in Black demands.

"Oh, I was just checking her out. Seeing if she was worth it. I don't wanna buy her." Banjo The Pimp says.

"Oh, well in that case, forget it. Wait a sec, where is your feather on your hat?" the Pimp wearing all black asks, then puts his gun away.

"Um, I dropped it." Banjo The Pimp says.

"Then you better go find it quick, or else the boss might mistake ya for someone else." the Pimp in Black says, then he quickly leaves.

"A feather, where am I gonna find that.." Banjo The Pimp thinks to himself..

BTP spots a desk with a Gold Feather on it.

"Well, that is solved." BTP says, taking the Gold Feather from the desk and putting it on his hat.

*Meanwhile, at Castle of Hag-Witch-Wizard.*

"This really sucks, to know that killing Canary Mary and turning the Pimps on the streets evil was useless, its just my bad luck." Gruntilda says, still with JiggyWiggy's body.

"Bear and Bird aren't found anywhere on the mapping system." Mingella says..

"Pimps have turned good again, it's going to be too easy for Bear and Bird to survive." Blobbella says..

"Don't get too discouraged my dear cousins.. One of our robotic creations is in Ghetto City still.." Scrot says.

"Barely useful, if the bear and bird get to the robot, it will be destroyed quickly." Blobbella says.

"Not this time, the robot is the Boss of the Whore House.. Only an upgrading device is needed, which is the Irkin Army Robotic expansion." Scrot adds.

Scrot walks up to SOM's controls and pushes the order button.

*On Planet Irk, Weapons Shipment Base.*

A slave worker with green skin is seen working with mail orders..

Suddenly, a screen pops in front of the worker, and the screen has an image with a human's head and face with sunglasses and a wizard hat, and this image is Scrot.

"I need the Irkin Robotic Expansion system package now!" Scrot demands.

"Um.. Hold on, you need to speak to the tallest." the Slave Worker says.

Scrot's image dissapears.

*On Planet Irk, Tallest whatever message room.*

The slave worker's image screen appears in the room.

"Tallest, we have a creature demanding a shipment in, I have no idea who he is.." the slave worker says.. Then his image quickly disappears.

Scrot's image appears in front of the Tallest.

"Woah, hey Purple, check this out." Red says.

Purple walks up to the image screen.

"What the hell is that?" Purple asks..

"I think its one of those humans Zim was talking about, or maybe just another Invader, Purple, speak to the species." Red replies.

"Hello.. We speak English, for right now, how may I help you.." Purple asks..

"I need an Irkin Army Robotic Expansion." Scrot says.

"Which one? The one with lasers?" Red asks..

"No, not the las---" Purple quickly gets hit in his right eye before he finishes.

"No, that's not it.. I want a pure power expansion." Scrot says.

"Um, okay.. Yeah, that's all that's needed.." Purple says, with his right eye closed.

Suddenly, a document gets printed under Scrot's image..

Scrot's image quickly disappears..

Purple walks up to the document and reads it with his left eye.

"Um, lets see, 1 Irkin Army Robotic Expansion package for the comfiest couch planet, and 1 Irkin Army Robotic Expansion package for.. Um, what's this word?" Purple asks..

Red walks up to Purple and grabs the document.

"I think its kind of where Zim is, wait, I'm not sure.. Well, its in Island OddBallness Ghetto City Whore House on 44 Lickadoor Street on Pretty Whore Avenue." Red says.

"Pretty Whore Avenue? Whore House.. Oh no, that is not worth it, besides the rejected species, not worth it for a place like that." Purple says.

*Back in the Planet Irk Weapon Shipping Base.*

The Tallest's images appear in front of a Slave Worker.

"Forget the shipping for the Scrot guy, it isn't worth it, just cancel." Red says.

The Tallest's image disappears.

"Hmm.. Why bother the Comfiest Couch Planet.. I hate being a slave of work! I shall have more fun mixing up more damn packages!" the Slave Worker says..

The Slave Worker changes the address for the Irkin Army Robot Expansion Package to go to Island OddBallness, Ghetto City, Whore House.

"Yes.. They shall suffer! Damn ASSHOLES! Muah hahahahaha!" the Slave Worker laughs evilly..

"Hey, shut the *@% up!" A muscular guy with Green Skin and a whip yells at the Slave Worker.

*Outside of Planet Irk.*

A cannon on Planet Irk aims at the Whore House of Ghetto City in Island OddBallness..

Then the cannon fires the package across the universe towards Island OddBallness..

*Outside the Whore House of Ghetto City.*

Suddenly, the Package starts to enter Ghetto City's atmosphere.

"Duh, look! It's a flying box, full of cash." Guard 2 says.

"Shut-up, you should know it's a package for the boss." Guard 1 answers correctly.

The package then heads strait towards the Whore House and crashes into the highest floor, leaving a hole on the roof.. Suddenly, the hole ceils up.

*Inside The Whore House, Lobby, 1st Floor.*

A loud bang is heard everywhere in the building and the Jet Force Gemini disco music stops..

"What hell was that? Ah well.." BTP mummers to himself.

"I guess I'll just save a bunch of losers who can't save them selves!" BTP mummers..

Banjo The Pimp sees a red carpet and follows it, walking past the dancing prostitutes (who still dance some reason even though music isn't on), and ends up in a hallway with two rooms and stairs to the second floor.

Banjo The Pimp goes near the door on his left, walks up to it, and kicks the door down.. He walks in, and finds, 25 NOTES!

"These notes you idiotic punk, you used them a lot, so if you don't know how to use them or what they are, to bad dumbarse!" a voice similar to JamJars yells.

BTP walks out of the room, and kicks the door down for the other side.

Banjo walks in, and Finds a Yellow Jinjo, he walks up to it, and it spins around and disappears.

Banjo The Pimp leaves the room and heads up stairs to the second floor, and ends up in another hallway with 4 rooms and another set of stairs.

*Second Floor, of the, WHOREHOUSE!*

Banjo TP smashes the first door he sees on his left, and finds..

A PIMP wearing a green pimp jacket talking on a cell-phone!

The pimp gets out his Pimp gun..

Banjo The Pimp quickly gets out his own Pimp Gun, pulls the trigger, and kills the pimp before that pimp gets a chance, then BTP walks out, goes to the other side of the hallway, busts that door down, and finds a, PROSTITUTE and a guy having sex!

"Um.. Sorry.." BTP says and walks away.

BTP walks up past the first 2 doors, and goes up to the last two..

Banjo slams the door on his left down, and finds, a room, with a bed, a shower, and a drawer.. How useless!

TP leaves that room and kicks the door on his right down, and finds 25 Notes.. Then leaves that damn room, and Banjo walks upstairs...

*3rd Floor of Dah WHORE HOUSE!*

BTP walks up stairs and finds another set of rooms.

BTP kicks the door in the first row on his left.

BTP enters it and finds a weird thing..

*Inside the room of the 3rd Floor Whore House.*

BTP finds a chest in the room.

BTP gets out his Pimp gun and aims at the lock of the chest, then the chest opens up some strange reason, and a chain with a spear at the end pops out..

"I get it, its one of them hook-shots, well, guess I better keep it, maybe its for my cane." BTP mummers, and then grabs it, adjusting it to his Pimp Cane.

BTP walks out of the room and comes to the other door, and kicks it down, he finds, an Invader Zim doll with a Prostitute hugging it.

"Um.. Sorry again.." BTP says madly..

BTP leaves the room just when the doll's head falls off.

*3rd Floor, room hall.*

BTP walks up to the last row of doors in the hallway, he kicks the one on his left down, and finds 2 Jinjos! 1 Black, the other Red! BTP walks up to them and the Jinjos spin around and disappear.

BTP leaves that room and goes to the one on the right, kicks it down and finds 1 Brown Jinjo, and saves the helpless bastard..

4 Jiggies, 50 notes, 1 Black Jinjo, 1 Brown Jinjo, 1 Orange Jinjo, 1 Red, and 1 Yellow..

"Hmm.. I found all the Jinjo here, now to save Tooty!" BTP thinks to himself..

Banjo The Pimp leaves the room and heads towards the forth floor by climbing the stairs.

*4th Floor of da Whore House.*

BTP heads up the stairs and hears 2 Pimps talking, 1 Dressed in all Black, the other Pimp with a Brown Pimp Jacket.

"From what I heard, there is a fake Pimp here, we need to assassinate him.." the Pimp in Black says.

"Yes, that's true, and he just saved 4 of our hostages.. I think I know who it is, it might be the pimp with a face of a bear." the Pimp wearing a Brown Jacket says.

BTP puts his Pimp Gun away, and aims at a door knob that's 5 feet away from where the Pimps are talking with his Pimp Cane, he pushes the button on his cane, and the hook-shot hits the door-knob, then TP quickly pushes the button on his Pimp cane and quickly gets pulled to the door.

"Did you hear something?" the Pimp wearing all black clothing asks.

"Probably just one of our men testing our new Pimp Cane Hook-Shot." the Pimp in Brown says.

BTP quickly rolls to the other side..

"This Pimp has killed 4 or more of our Pimps so Far.. He might even kill us and save the girl we kidnapped for his own Prostitute! I think we need to pop the girl's cherry quick!" the Pimp wearing all Black says.

The Pimp in Black gets out his Cell-Phone and starts dialing a number!

Banjo The Pimp aims his cane at the cell-phone, presses the button, and his hook-spot hits the cell-phone, destroying it, and BTP swings to the Pimp wearing all Black.. BTP quickly gets out his Pimp Gun and rams it on the side of the Pimp wearing all black's head.

"What are you doing in our Whore House?" the Pimp wearing a Brown Pimp Jacket asks.

"Where is Tooty?" BTP says firmly..

"Who is Tooty?" the Pimp wearing a Brown Pimp Jacket asks.

"Where is the new Whore you KIDNAPPED!" BTP yells, then pulls his index finger near the trigger.

"Oh, she is on the 9th floor!" the Pimp wearing a Brown Pimp Jacket says..

"Now, tell me more, or the Pimp gets it!" BTP yells.

The Pimp wearing a Brown Pimp Jacket runs away really quickly upstairs.

"Um.. Please don't kill me, I got a wife and prosti--" BTP quickly knocks out the pimp in all black clothing with his cane before the pimp in all Black clothing finishes..

BTP gets mad and runs up stairs chasing the Pimp wearing a brown Pimp Jacket with his Pimp gun, BTP starts shooting rapidly but he keeps missing the Pimp in the Brown Pimp Jacket.

"Now, it's time to fight fair!" The Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket yells, then he gets out his own Pimp Gun, still running..

BTP and the Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket just run past the fifth floor and make it up to the 6th!

"Stop running you fool!" BTP yells while trying to shoot at the other pimp and running.

"Never!" the Pimp in Brown yells, running and still missing with his Pimp Gun.

They run up to the 7th floor.

"Give up! You are running out of floors!" BTP yells, still shooting inaccurately at the Pimp in Brown.

"Um, not until I'm at the final floor!" the Pimp in Brown says insanely, and shoots also while running..

They both head up to the 8th floor!

*8th Floor of the Whore House.*

They come to a dead end with 1 room on the left.

"Okay.. I give up." The Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket says.. Then puts his gun away..

"Good.. Now, I thought you said that there were 9 floors, why is there a dead end here?" BTP asks.

"Because, when the boss confirmed that people were coming to save the new prostitute, we ceiled up the path to the boss' room so no-one could save the new prostitute." the Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket says.

"Now, how do I get there?" BTP asks..

"Well, there is a weak section of wall outside, behind this building on ground level.. With explosives you could destroy it." The pimp in a brown Pimp Jacket answers.

"Good.." BTP says, then puts his Pimp gun away..

"You will also need the key card to his room." the Pimp in Brown answers, getting closer to the door on his left.

"Hmm.. Where can I get this card?" BTP asks.

"It doesn't matter, cause you can't get it!" the Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket says, getting out his Pimp Gun and running into the room!

BTP runs in too, getting out his Pimp Gun..

*The only bedroom for the 8th floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo The Pimp looks around and spots a pink bed, a shower, a desk, red carpet, the Pimp In a Brown Pimp jacket, and a cage with a big lock that contains a White creature.

"Don't make a single move!" the Pimp in Brown yells.

"What's going on?" BTP asks, then suddenly, the door locks behind him..

"I'll tell you, you are going to die soon!" The pimp yells, then shoots the lock of the cage and it if breaks and falls off the cage.

Suddenly, the cage opens and a White Muscular Jinjo pops out..

"Now, sense this creature is under the boss' control, you will suffer!" the Pimp in a Brown Pimp Jacket yells..

Then, some strange reason, the White Muscular Jinjo punches the Pimp and he faints..

"Well, seeing that you are needed to destroy, rookie pimp, lets see if you can survive." the White Muscular Jinjo says.

"What are you talking about?" BTP asks.

"I'm going to fight you and kill you!" The White Jinjo yells.

White Windy Muscular Jinjo

(Female Muscular Jinjo with Wind Powers)

Banjo The Pimp quickly shoots the Muscular Jinjo with his Pimp Gun, and the she falls to the ground..

"Oh no, she died.. Now how am I gonn-" BTP says, just before he stops when he sees the White Muscular Jinjo get up.

"What, you cheater." she says.

"Now.. CYCLONE, ATTACK!" the White Muscular Jinjo yells.

BTP quickly shoots the White Muscular Jinjo again.

"No.. I must, defeat you!" She says, then runs up to Banjo The Pimp, picks him up, spins him around, throws him, and yet, BTP lands into the soft pink bed!

The White Muscular Jinjo goes near BTP.

"I ain't sleepin with ya bitch!" BTP yells!

"That's not what I am gonna do!" the White Muscular Jinjo says.

BTP shoots the Muscular Jinjo in the chest again with his Pimp Gun.

"That's it!" White Muscular Jinjo says.

"Tornado Attack!" She yells.

Banjo The Pimp starts shooting at the White Muscular Jinjo, but all the bullets get absorbed by the Tornado that just formed.

"Uh-oh..." BTP says, then he puts his gun away and puts both his arms on his cane, and then he suddenly begins to get absorbed in the Tornado.

"Muah ha ha ha ha!" the White Muscular Jinjo says.

Suddenly, BTP's hook-shot hits the White Muscular Jinjo in the chest, and then the Tornado stops.

"You defeated the evil within me!" she says..

Banjo The Pimp hits the ground..

"Ow.. Um, what do I get?" BTP asks.

"Well.. My phone number, its 555-Windy, I'm too lazy to tell you the official number." she says.

"How about being my prostit-"

"Oh yeah, um, you can have these eggs, they are wind eggs, inside the eggs are, well.." The White Muscular Jinjo says, while getting out odd colored eggs that are white..

BTP grabs the eggs, and puts them in his back-pack..

Suddenly, knocking is heard on the door..

"Um, I gotta go." The White Muscular Jinjo says, then levitates and dissapears.

The door gets slammed open, and a Pimp with his Pimp Gun and wearing a gray jacket runs in.

"Time to die! I found you!" the Pimp says.

Banjo The Pimp quickly kicks the other pimp in the face and he faints.

Banjo The Pimp walks out and sees a bunch of Pimps with K7 Avengers..

"Oh no.." BTP mummers, then gets back inside.

BTP finds a keycard in the Pimp in Brown's Jacket and takes it.

BTP looks in the cage and finds a pair of Running Shoes, he puts them on and runs out the door.

*In The Whore House Hallways.*

"Hey you, time to die!" The Pimps with K7 Avengers yells.

Banjo The Pimp quickly runs past them.

"Where did he go?" They ask each other.

BTP runs down the stairs till he spots another pair of Pimps with K7 Avengers and Land Mines, BTP quickly uses his Cane Hook-Shoot on a door knob across the hall and gets to the other side, then continues to walk down stairs, with explosions going on and Pimps chasing him.

*3 floors down later, 4th Floor.*

Banjo The Pimp still runs past all the Pimps and comes to a dead-end with robotic Sentry Guns filling up the hallway.

"Oh no!" BTP yells, then knocks a door down near him quickly and enters It..

*4th Floor, last room.*

Banjo The Pimp finds a window and a chest.

The Pimps run downstairs and Banjo The Pimp hears the other pimps' footsteps.

BTP kicks the chest open and finds a pair of Plunger Gloves, he puts his cane in his backpack and breaks the window with his Pimp gun, then he puts his Pimp gun away too..

The Pimps start pounding on the door outside of the room BTP is in.

BTP jumps out the window just when the Pimps enter the room.

"Where did he go?" The Pimps ask each other, and then they look out the window.

"He isn't here.. If he was out here, he would have died by now, come on, lets check the other rooms." One of the Pimps says.

They leave the room..

*Outside The Whore House.*

BTP hangs onto the side of the building, and slowly climbs down.. Then he jumps off and quickly runs away from the building..

*2 Blocks Later, In Wumba's Wigwam.*

Banjo The Pimp huffs and pants.. Then he takes off his Plunger Gloves and running shoes.

"What a horrible experience... Now I am on Ghetto City's most wanted list." Banjo The Pimp says to Humba Wumba..

"Jump in the pool then." Wumba replies..

Banjo The Pimp falls down in the pool and turns back into regular Banjo and Kazooie..

"Never want to do that again.. That was too fast and deadly." Banjo complains..

"Good, then I'm going to finally be able to kick some ass, that transformation made me not exist, like the rest.." Kazooie says.

"Yes, but you must make a final stop to the Whore House in order to save your sister." Kazooie says.

"Ah crap.. I got a feeling that its still not going to be easy." Banjo complains..



Well, it seems that Banjo in his Pimp form went up to became to be one of Ghetto City's Most Wanted Criminals. But even though he survived the first time in Whore House, will he be able to save his sister before the 16-year- old female bear loses his virginairity.. Find out in the next part of this, Chapter!



-Author Break.-

Gregg- Why the hell did you put in Invader Zim characters?

Author- I couldn't help it, I'm an IZ fan..

Captain Blackeye- Just continue the damn story!

-Break End.-

Chapter 5 part 2: Another Trip To The Whore House..

*Wumba's Wigwam.*

"Um, one thing, where the hell do we get this magic?" Kazooie asks.

"I'm not sure, I was working on it, but the Pimps who kidnapped Tooty ruined my plans. Come back after you save her." Wumba says.

Banjo and Kazooie leave, and walk 2 blocks to the streets of Ghetto City.

*Ghetto City, Streets.*

Banjo walks up to Billy The Pimp.

"Wahey! I'm rich thanks to a pimp who had a face of a bear like you!" Billy The Pimp says.

"Um, if you ever see that pimp again, will you kill him?" Kazooie asks.

"Why?" Billy The Pimp asks in response.

"Um, well, he is on the Most Wanted list, oh well." Kazooie says.

Banjo crosses the street to Pretty Whore Avenue..

He ends up near a strange teleporting device..

"What is this?" Banjo asks Kazooie..

"Why the hell would I know." Kazooie says to Banjo.

Suddenly, KLUNGO walks out of the strange machine.

"Um, hi Klungo, what are you doing here?" Banjo asks.

"I'm here to teach bird old move, you need 50 notes." Klungo says.

"We have 50 notes, and why would I want to be taught an old move?" Kazooie says sarcastically.

"Um, because you forgot it!" Klungo says..

"Um, okay.. Kazooie, just listen, and maybe he'll go away." Banjo says.

Kazoo for Kazooie

"In order to get threw the strange story the author made.. You neeeeed tooo use a instrewment, the instrewment is a Kazoo." Klungo says.

"Um, what?" Kazooie asks.

"You need to use music to succeed and defeat the witch, you guys used to play instruments, now you quit, so now I'm reteaching the bird!" Klungo says.

Klungo gets out a Kazoo and gives it to Kazooie.

"Use instrewment to open things, I forget, I don't know any songs, so good bye! I'm going to go back home for Pizza!" Klungo says.

Klungo walks back in his teleporter...

"Wait a sec, will you explain some more, please." Banjo says.

Suddenly, the teleporter explodes into pieces.

"Oh well, he never made sense anyway." Kazooie says, then puts the Kazoo in the backpack.

"We need to save Tooty now!" Banjo says.

They walk across the street to the Whore House.

"*@% OFF OR GET SHOT YOU DAMN BEAR!" the first Guard yells..

"Yeah, you get shot, you bear!" Guard 2 says idiotically.

Banjo and Kazooie leave and head towards the back of the building.

*Behind the Outside Of The Whore.*

Banjo and Kazooie spot a section of wall that's unpainted..

"Um, I think that must be the weak section of wall." Banjo says..

Kazooie spits out a Grenade Egg, and it explodes, destroying the weak section of wall, then they walk in..

*Inside The Whore House, Ceiled Up Path.*

Banjo quickly pulls Kazooie out of his backpack and treats her like a Machine gun..

Banjo looks around the area, and notices that the stairs to the second floor are locked.

"Great, how will we get up." Banjo asks Kazooie.

Banjo suddenly gets an idea and pulls out a keycard.

"What the? It can't fit a key, stupid lock!" Banjo says madly.

"Um, Banjo, look to your left." Kazooie says.

Banjo looks left and finds a stairway to the basement.

Banjo walks down and enters it.

*Ceiled up section of Whore House, Basement.*

Banjo walks down stairs with Kazooie in both of his hands, when he walks down, he notices a MoleHill that's the same as Bottles'.

"Hey Bottles, are you there?" Banjo asks.

"Yes I am, but I'm not coming out until that offensive bird goes away!" Bottles says underground.

Banjo goes away and notices a strange pillar, a microphone, and Split-Up Pads.. Banjo walks up to the Split-Up pads and tosses Kazooie on her pad. Banjo runs back to Bottles' Mound.

"Okay, Kazooie is away Bottles, now what was it?" Banjo asks.

Bottles jumps out from his mole hill and shakes all his dirt off..

"You need 50 notes." Bottles says.

"Yeah, I have those." Banjo replies

"Okay, hopefully if you meet with Klungo, you'd know that you'd be needing your old Instruments." Bottles says.

"Yeah, so?" Banjo asks.

Banjo for Banjo..

"Your next move is an old one, I'm going to teach you how to play the banjo.. But instead, I don't know how to sing and play songs and music, so I'll just give you your old Banjo back." Bottles says.

Bottles gets out Banjo's old Banjo and gives it to Banjo so he can keep the Banjo.

"Well, the instrument has 4 strings and the last time you used it was before Tooty was kidnapped, and same for Kazooie and her Kazoo." Bottles says.

"So, don't I need something to get upstairs?" Banjo asks Bottles.

"Probably a song with your Banjo and Kazooie's Kazoo.." Bottles says, then Bottles jumps back in his molehile and digs away.

Banjo walks up to Kazooie.

"Well, obviously Pottles meant that we should play a song on the pillar near the microphone." Kazooie says, then quickly hops in Banjo's backpack.

"But what song." Banjo asks..

"I don't know.." Kazooie says..

Banjo walks up to the strange pillar with a microphone in front of it, and gets out his Banjo while Kazooie pops out of his backpack with a Kazoo in her mouth.

Kazooie looks around the room and sees strange writing on a wall.

"Hmm.. How about the song on that wall?" Kazooie says confused.

"Okay.." Banjo says..

"It shows on the wall that the first note is suppose to be the fourth string of your Banjo, the second note is the 1st hole of my Kazoo, the 3rd note is the forth hole of my Kazoo, the 4th note is the first string of your Banjo, the 5th note is the 3rd string of your Banjo, and the 6th note is 2nd hole of my Kazoo.." Kazooie says, trying to translate the writing on the wall.

Banjo hits the fourth string of his Banjo, Kazooie covers the first hole of her Kazoo and blows, then Kazooie covers the fourth hole of her Kazoo and blows, Banjo hits the 3rd string of his Banjo, and Kazooie covers the 2nd hole of her Kazoo, then they repeat the process faster.

Suddenly, the Microphone floats around the rooms, and explodes due to the song...

Then Banjo and Kazooie put their instruments away.

*1st Ceiled Floor Of The Whore House.*

The door suddenly fades away...

Banjo and Kazooie walks upstairs and enter this area.

"Well, the door is gone." Kazooie says.

Banjo quickly pulls Kazooie out of his backpack and treats her like a gun again..

"We will obviously run into enemies, so might as well get used to it Kazooie." Banjo says, putting a clip in her mouth.

Banjo walks upstairs..

*2nd Ceiled Floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo and Kazooie walk up and find an evil pimp, carrying a K7 Avenger, but Banjo quickly shoots the pimp with 5 bullets before the Pimp notices..

The Pimp falls to the ground dead and 10 notes pop out of him, Banjo collects them and walks up to the next floor..

*3rd Ceiled Floor of the Whore House.*

A Pimp walks around with a Tommy Gun.. Banjo runs up to the Pimp and shoots him down, then the pimp falls to the ground dead and 5 notes pop out of his body.. Banjo collects the notes and continues to go up stairs.

*4th Ceiled floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo walks up and finds a Pimp with a Bazooka, but Banjo kills that Pimp quickly and 5 notes pop out of him, Banjo collects these also, then Banjo walks up stairs.

*5th Ceiled floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo slowly walks upstairs, and gets caught by a Pimp with a Pimp Gun, and the pimp starts shooting!

Banjo runs to the side, and makes Kazooie spit up another 10 bullets and the Pimp falls to the ground dead, then 10 notes pop out of him, Banjo collects the notes and walks upstairs.

*6th Ceiled Floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo walks up, and finds a Pimp banging his head on a wall stupidly...

"Why are you doing that?" Banjo asks.

"Cause its the best thing to do around here!" The Pimp says, still banging his head on a wall.

"Um, okay.." Banjo says..

Banjo walks upstairs trying to avoid the idiotic pimp.

*7th Ceiled Floor of the Whore House.*

Banjo looks around and sees no-one..

Banjo slowly and quietly walks forward, and puts his foot on the ground.

Suddenly, a Chinese Ninja Pimp falls to the ground (Human with sunglasses, pimp hat, Ninja suit, and weapons of Ninjas and Pimps).

"Stupid bear, do you really think you can surpass the barriers of humanity?" The Ninja Pimp asks.

"Um, yes?" Banjo answers.

"Lets see about that.." the Ninja Pimp answers, then he gets out his Large Ninja Blade sword!

Kazooie quickly spits the rest of the bullets in her mouth at the Ninja, but all of the bullets hit the large sword and don't even leave a dent on it.

"Fool!" the Ninja Pimp yells..

The Ninja Pimp starts running towards Banjo..

Kazooie quickly spits up an Ice Egg at the Sword, and it gets covered with freezing cold Ice and the Ninja drops it.

The Ninja Pimp quickly gets out Five Chinese Stars.

"Uh-oh." Banjo gulps.

The Ninja Pimp quickly throws all the Chinese stars at Banjo, and all of them hit Banjo clothing and send Banjo to a wall with them.

"Can't break free!" Banjo mumbles.

Banjo tries to move, but couldn't budge..

The Ninja Pimp gets out his Pimp Gun..

"Time to die!" The Ninja Pimp says..

The Ninja Pimp pulls the trigger, but nothing happens due to the fact he has no bullets.

"Ah crap.. The only way that I can defeat you has a giant risk of getting recoil or a counter attack from you, the other way, in which taking the Chinese stars of the wall, will free you and give you a chance to attack." the Ninja Pimp complains.

"You may have been lucky this round, but next time, I'll order more stock!" the Ninja Pimp says.

The Ninja Pimp gets out a black ball and throws it to the ground, making smoke but lasts quickly.

"Ah crap.. Cheap thing, doesn't give me enough time to escape." He says..

The Ninja Pimp walks up to Banjo, and detaches all the Chinese Stars from the wall, then runs away.

"Um, that was unusual, lets Continue Kazooie." Banjo says.

Suddenly, a Treble Cleft Nest falls down in front of Banjo, and Banjo just walks up to it and adds it to his collection.

Banjo walks upstairs.

*8th Ceiled Up Floor.*

Suddenly, Mumbo's Skull Music Goes on.

"That's unusual.. Maybe Mumbo took care of the guy who kidnapped Tooty himself for us." Banjo says..

"You must be right, there is no way this could happen so quickly." Kazooie says.

Banjo Spots a Ramp to upstairs and a Gray Jinjo.

"Hey, that's a fake! Kill it Kazooie!" Banjo yells.

Kazooie spits out a Grenade Egg and the Grey Jinjo breaks into pieces, all cardboard pieces.

Banjo and Kazooie walk upstairs.

*Final Floor of The Whore House, known as the ceiled up floor.*

Banjo walks up and finds Mumbo.

"Hey, what happened?" Banjo asks.

"I defeated the King Pimp, and took all his belongings and freed Tooty!" Mumbo says.

"So that's why you have that new Pimp Cane, and new Pimp Jacket, and new Pimp Hat with Feathers. Hey, do you own all the prostitutes here now?" Banjo asks.

"Come closer.. I can't hear you." Mumbo says.

Banjo walks up to Mumbo.

Mumbo pushes a button on his chair and suddenly all the windows ceil up and the stairs ceil up.

"You dumbasses suck, you feel into my trap again! I knew you guys were so stupid that you would fall for the same trick twice!" Mumbo says.

Mumbo gets out his Pimp Cane and smashes Banjo with the Gut in it!

"Muah hahahahahahaha!" Mumbo yells!

"I am MINGY JONGO, as you should know!" Mingy yells revealing his identity.

Mingy Jongo shakes his cane and swings it and Banjo gets slammed to the other side of the room.

MINGY JONGO

(Crafty Shaman Impersonator who is Ruler Of Most Pimps)

"Time to fight once again and die!" Mingy Jongo yells.

"You're on!" Kazooie yells in response!

Banjo grabs Kazooie of his backpack and treats her like a machine gun as usual.

Banjo gets out a clip and puts it in Kazooie's mouth.

Mingy Jongo disappears, and re-appears on the opposite side of where Banjo was looking at.

Banjo quickly turns around and starts shooting non-stop, and Mingy Jongo starts repeatedly getting hit, and then gets shot till all the bullet in Kazooie's mouth are gone (all 50 bullets)..

"This is not possible, extreme damage done, never harmed you." Mingy Jongo says.

"We haven't even used the wonder wing yet!" Kazooie says.

"Um, Kazooie, we don't have any Golden Feathers, remember, and that 1 I collected isn't the same as the ones you use." Banjo replies.

"Must upgrade." Mingy Jongo says.

"What the *@% are you talking about?" Kazooie yells.

"My chance of defeating you is 0.1%, I must upgrade." Mingy Jongo says.

"Why isn't your head twisting and falling off yet?" Kazooie asks.

"Kazooie, he still has his outer layer of fake skin!" Banjo says.

Mingy Jongo gets out a strange Computer chip and shoves it up has arse.

"I am going to use the Irkin Army Power Expansion, downloading will take time, 1% complete." Mingy Jongo says.

Kazooie starts spitting Grenade Eggs at Mingy Jongo, and all explode, destroying Mingy Jongo's entire fake layer of skin.

"Give up?" Kazooie asks.

"Download 99% Complete." Mingy Jongo says.

Kazooie spits up more Grenade Eggs, all destroying Mingy Jongo's Pimp clothing.

"100% complete.. Upgrade successful." Mingy Jongo says.

"What the?" Banjo says in shock..

Mingy Jongo begins to levitate and his eyes turn Bright Glowing Red This Time.

"You are in for it bear! Time for special attack!" Mingy Jongo says.

Suddenly, Mingy Jongo's Magic Stick disappears, then a CHAINSAW OF DOOM appears in Mingy Jongo hands!

"Operation DOOM II Chainsaw will kill YOU!" Mingy Jongo yells!

Mingy Jongo falls to the ground and heads toward Banjo!

"That's it!" Kazooie yells.

Kazooie spits an Ice Egg at the Chainsaw, and it gets covered with Ice.

"Piece of cake." Kazooie says.

Suddenly, the Ice melts on the Chainsaw.

"Well, um, do you have any plans Banjo?" Kazooie asks.

"How about Grenade Eggs." Banjo says..

Kazooie starts hurling Grenade Eggs at Mingy Jongo's Chainsaw, but the Grenade Eggs don't even leave a mark on the chainsaw.

"Robotic Chainsaw is made of pure Titanium, can stay any heat, so don't bother! Hahaha." Mingy Jongo laughs evil.

Mingy Jongo continues to run, and Banjo gets out his Cell-Phone and dials 555-Windy..

Suddenly, a breeze of wind comes in the room, and the White Muscular Jinjo appears.

"Foolish Bear and Bird shouldn't have called back-up, now friends die!" Mingy Jongo says.

Mingy Jongo turns around, and looks at the White Muscular Jinjo with his red-eye site, then a red outlined box appears on the White Muscular Jinjo and text appears in his vision..

"Subject- WHITE MUSCULAR JINJO"

"Data- female Jinjo Protector with Wind power and has muscles and Sharp teeth."

"Target- Assassinate!"

Mingy Jongo stops looking with his Target Vision and sees in color again.

"BUFF YOU BI-ATCH!" Mingy Jongo says in a dull voice.

The White Muscular Jinjo suddenly spins around Mingy Jongo and causes a Tornado, then the Tornado absorbs Mingy Jongo and he starts spinning across the room, getting his head banged on things.

Mingy Jongo's chainsaw gets sucked away from his arms and suddenly, The White Muscular Jinjo smashes it into pieces by making a small cyclone that twists things around and forces them to be smashed.

"I had to work hard for that, now time for wind-proof armor!" Mingy Jongo says.

Suddenly, large heavy body armor spreads around Mingy Jongo's body, and he falls to the ground, then slowly gets out his Magic Metallic Stick..

"Destroy the Target." Mingy Jongo mummers.

Mingy Jongo slowly walks towards the White Muscular Jinjo.

"Must get rid of, Armor to heavy to use any weaponry, can not use Stick.." Mingy Jongo says.

Mingy Jongo walks up to the White Muscular Jinjo and punches her, sending her across the room.

"Um, if I keep up the fighting, I won't even exist anymore, its best for me if I go back and train more!" the White Muscular Jinjo says, then disappears.

"Coward." Kazooie complains.

"Censors indicate that light-weights only need weapons to be defeated!" Mingy Jongo says.

Suddenly, the heavy armor on Mingy Jongo disappears.

Mingy Jongo's stick suddenly folds up into a little metallic cube, then his chest opens.

"That's it, a weak spot!" Banjo says..

Kazooie tosses a Grenade at Mingy Jongo's open chest, and the Grenade explodes, destroying a few wires.

"All Robotic weapons destroyed and unable to cooperate with, Only Emergency weapons are capable of using!" Mingy Jongo says.

"Emergency Weapons Activated!" Mingy Jongo says, then suddenly, Two large swords come out of Mingy Jongo's back, and the Mingy Jongo puts his staff away in his chest and grabs his 2 large swords.

"Uh-oh.." Banjo gulps!

"These swords are made of the toughest glass of all history, capable of slicing any element, and taking no damage from any Grenades and any other such material." Mingy Jongo says.

Mingy Jongo makes an example by slicing his rock chair in half by slowing moving one of the swords down.

"By seeing it do that much damage at its slowest speed, wait till you see it's fastest, which is capable of collapsing this building with the slightest miss!" Mingy Jongo says.

"GLASS!" Banjo says!

"Correct you idiotic bear!" Mingy Jongo says.

Banjo gets out his Banjo and Kazooie gets out her Kazoo.

"What the *@% is going on you twats?" Mingy Jongo asks.

"That's right, its time for music!" Banjo says.

"Horrible Music that is!" Kazooie says.

"Now, 2 different Horrible songs at once!" Banjo says!

"Featuring our yelling and yapping words!" Kazooie says.

Banjo starts playing the music of Beebee's Kids for NES on his Banjo!

Kazooie just playing the tune of ET for the Atarii really loud on her Kazoo!

"NO! MUSIC OF CRAPPINESS!" Mingy Jongo yells!

"Lalalala LAAAAAAAA!" Banjo yells annoyingly!

"Bababababa DAAAAAAAAAA!" Kazooie yells!

Suddenly, Mingy Jongo's Swords shatter to pieces.

Banjo and Kazooie stop playing on their instruments and put them away.

Mingy Jongo gets out his last and only Weapon, His Magic Metallic Stick!

"Now its time to kill you bastards!" Mingy Jongo yells.

Mingy Jongo shoots a fireball at Banjo and he falls to the ground.

"Pathetic Bear, I didn't even have it adjusted, that's just 528.9486 times less powerful as my fully charged attack!" Mingy Jongo yells.

Mingy Jongo begins to charge his Metallic Stick to full power.

Banjo gets out his cell-phone while lying on the ground and calls the number 555-Electric!

Suddenly, the cell-phone short circuits and The Yellow Muscular Jinjo pops out of the phone.

"Charge attack, 90% complete!" Mingy Jongo says.

The Yellow Muscular Jinjo levitates from the ground and floats above Mingy Jongo.

"95% complete, full charge soon to go.." Mingy Jongo says.

"Short-circuit ATTACK!" the Yellow Muscular Jinjo says.

Mingy Jongo gets hit by a bolt of lightning and begins to act odd!

"My cscahne fo nlilik ouy onw si ozer ot l,,o miliondz." Mingy Jongo suddenly says the strange gibberish, and then walks the opposite direction of Banjo.

Suddenly, Mingy Jongo's stick explodes and Mingy Jongo's arms fly off..

"Um, I think you can handle it from here." The Yellow Muscular Jinjo says and then disappears.

Banjo walks up to Mingy Jongo.

"Time for the deadly laser eyes!" Mingy Jongo says.

"Auto-targeting enemy for homing lasers.." Mingy Jongo says.

Banjo walks up to Mingy Jongo.

"Target confirmed, 3.. 2.. 1.." Mingy Jongo says.

Suddenly, nothing happens..

"Why aren't the lasers working? I thought this came with lasers!" Mingy Jongo says.

"Looks like it doesn't!" Banjo says.

"Self-destruct shall be used in 5 seconds." Mingy Jongo says.

"This sequence will destroy the entire city.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.." Mingy Jongo says, suddenly, his head falls off and he explodes to bits and 6 Jiggies pop out.

"Looks like he lied about the Ghetto City part." Kazooie says.

"6 Jiggies, oh well, quite unusual!" Banjo says, then he grabs the Jiggies and puts them all in his backpack.

Banjo walks behind the chair Mingy Jongo was sitting in and finds a cage with Tooty in it..

"Um, brother, will you please get me out of here." Tooty says.

"I don't know, looks a bit too hard to open." Kazooie says.

"Stop joking, this really is embarrassing brother." Tooty says.

Banjo notices the cage has a card slot.

Banjo gets out the keycard he had from earlier and slides it on the slot, and the cage opens.

Tooty crawls out.

"All right, now, could you tell us how you got kidnapped?" Banjo asks.

"Well, it started when I was in Wumba's Wigwam helping her with this strange potion.. Then all the suddenly, these Pimp with guns came in! They kidnapped me and had their gun rammed in Wumba's face.. And I was also working on some strange--" Tooty says before interrupted..

"Um, forget it, let's just get out of here." Banjo says.

Tooty runs up to her brother and hugs him.

"Wait a sec, don't tell anyone I did that!" Tooty says.

"Oh god, like you can't hug your own brother!" Kazooie says.

"It's the age category in which this shouldn't happen." Tooty replies.

Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty leave the building sneaking past all the pimps un- noticed.

*After walking 2 blocks, Wumba's Wigwam.*

Banjo, Kazooie, and Tooty walk in.

"Banjo and Kazooie have brought back Tooty." Wumba says.

"Look, Tooty, we can't bring you on this adventure, its way to deadly, perverted, and sick." Kazooie says.

"Um, Wumba, we will be needing you to train Tooty for a while, hopefully this won't happen again.." Banjo says.

Wumba gets out a Bazooka.

"Hopefully it won't." Wumba replies.

"Okay, now what about the thing you said you were working on?" Kazooie asks.

"Oh! That's the Magic Potion." Tooty says.

"Magic? What do you mean? Do you mean as in the eggs we got?" Banjo asks.

"Um, I don't know what eggs you have received brother, but we have the potion anyway, just drink it." Tooty replies.

Tooty hands the potion to Banjo and he drinks it 1/3 of it.

Kazooie drinks the potion also drinking 1/3 of it.

"Um, okay, try to keep this bottle for Mumbo." Tooty says.

"Um okay sister." Banjo says, then grabs the potion from her.

"UM, what just happened?" Kazooie asks.

"You now have a Magic points/meter, you can now perform magic moves, but each time doing so will cost magic." Wumba says.

"Okay, we better leave." Banjo says.

Banjo and Kazooie leave the Wigwam.

*Outside Wumba's Wigwam.*

Banjo walks out and the Wigwam's entrance ceils up with Titanium, and a bunch of Turret Guns pop out of the top of the Wigwam.

"Magic, my ass, this magic sounds like crap." Kazooie says.

Banjo and Kazooie leave the place.

*2 Blocks Later, in Ghetto City Streets.*

Banjo looks around and finds a Cardboard box!

"That's the one we used to enter Kazooie!" Banjo says, then they enter the box and exit the world.

Well, it seems that Tooty was saved and greatfull, but yet Banjo has still many more worlds to explore. Yet, where are the Jiggy Pondums? And why did Banjo get everything in Ghetto City, because it was easy and the author made it that way? Well, the next place to stop is Jolly Roger's New Lagoon, or better yet a different name that's better, keep reading and waiting for the next chapter of, this story..