~ Last time in our story, Banjo and Kazooie completed the Ghetto City
filled with pimps, altho it wasn't action packed enough..
"This is boring." Banjo said, then he and Kazooie left Island of OddBallness and headed into Spiral Mountain.
"Oh, what a wonderful place, no baddies, no noise, and no house, but who cares.. It's quiet." Banjo said.
"Yeah, you are right, and we have no jerk to bother us." Kazooie replies.
Banjo and Kazooie walk in the flowers.
"Wahey!" Banjo says happily..
Suddenly, a noise is heard, as if something big was dropped, and a Giant Plane passes Spiral Mountain..
"Look, a plain called the Hag Fun dropped something!" Kazooie says.
Suddenly, they find out its a Giant Nuclear Bomb!
It hits the ground and all of Spiral Explodes to pieces and then a Witch laugh is heard all over---
*Banjo's House.*
Banjo gets out of bed from the covers..
"Oh, it was just another dream." Banjo says..
Then a pack of cigarettes with eyes walks up to Banjo.
"Light me!" He says.
Banjo takes a joint, lights it, then smokes it in, and out..
"Good thing it's just a story.."
Suddenly, Berri walks in naked!
*At The Hotel.*
Banjo wakes up.
"Oh, it was just another dream."
Suddenly, a naked Human male sexually touches Banjo.
"What, I need another Joint!" Banjo says.
*Back at Boggy's Igloo in Freezeezy Peak.*
Banjo wakes up on a couch made of Ice..
"I hate this place." Banjo says.
Suddenly, cops bang down the door and enter the Igloo.
"What are you doing in my dead friend's Igloo?" Banjo asks horrified!
Suddenly, the Policemen get out Magnums and start shooting at Banjo!
*Banjo's new House.*
Banjo wakes up.
"Oh, just another dream for the forth time." Banjo says.
Suddenly, Gruntilda in her Skeleton form rips the door down and walks in.
"Hello Gruntilda, what are you doing?" Banjo asks.
"Hahahaahahahaaha!" Gruntilda laughs.
"That's nice Winky." Banjo says.
Gruntilda gets out a bunch of Finger Knives and puts them on all of her fingers.
"This is going to hurt!" Banjo cries..
Grunty Runs up to Banjo and slashes at him Non-stop till..~
"Wait a second, what the hell was that?" Giro yells.
"Forget it, let us continue the story, that's a bad idea for a chapter!" Conker yells.
Chapter 6: The Dump, Jingaling, and the Pondum.
Banjo and Kazooie exit from Ghetto City and end up in Island OddBallness Dump.
*Dump Of Isle OddBallness.*
Banjo looks around..
Suddenly, the stink gets worse than last time.
"Yuck, smells like someone put their feces all over this place, it's more worse than before!" Kazooie complains.
Banjo looks around and sees a lot of piles of dung.
"Yuck.. They weren't there before." Banjo complains.
Kazooie goes back in Banjo's backpack and locks it.
"Horrible smell.." Banjo says.
"Banjo, after being in a Ghetto, you should know that there are a lot of diseases, so don't even breathe in the air, it'll poison you!" Kazooie mummers inside Banjo's BackPack.
Banjo quickly holds his breath and begins to choke.
"Banjo, just get your ass out of here or you'll choke to death." Kazooie says.
Banjo walks across all the dung and comes near the gates they past to enter the dump.
Banjo looks at the gates.
"(Damn, locked in..)" Banjo thinks.
Banjo decides to climb over the fence and hop off, then Banjo falls off the other side and lands on a small puddle of urine...
Banjo tries to breathe in again for a while, but can't stand the smell, and his face begins to turn red.
Banjo looks around and sees a sign..
It says "Grunty's New Crap Factory Disposal" ..
"For freaking sakes, I'm out of here." Banjo says, then his face turns blue..
Banjo runs away from the area quickly and back into The New Jinjo Village.
*New Jinjo Village.*
A Red Jinjo walks up to Banjo!
"Hello! Banjo, we have great news, Jingaling wants to talk with you again!" the Red Jinjo says with excitement.
"How's that great? It doesn't make any bloody sense you freak! We can talk to him anytime we want dumbass!" Kazooie says.
"Kazooie! The Jinjos are part of a royal family, don't use vulgar at a time like this!" Banjo says.
"Well. Okay.. Fine.. But still, answer me you Red Jinjo." Kazooie says.
"Well, he might help you on your quest to save us all!" The Red Jinjo says.
"I still don't get the point of this quest! Why won't you people move back to Island Of Hags!" Kazooie yells.
"Island Of Hags is now full of suicidal bombing creatures and other scary creatures now, besides, its full of guns and bombs!" the Red Jinjo replies!
"Cool Banjo! Let's go!" Kazooie says happily looking for a challenge!
"No! It's not what you would call a challenge and there is nothing to do there except waste time with jerks, you won't find anything helpful!" The Red Jinjo says.
"Okay.." Banjo says.
"Um.. Meet Jingaling! Now, and I don't mean in perverted form!" the Red Jinjo says, then walks away to his house.
"I'm too tired to walk after going threw all that poo.." Banjo says.
"Fine, I'll walk you.." Kazooie replies.
Kazooie gets out of her legs and head out of Banjo's back back and performs the Talon Trot.
Banjo and Kazooie head towards Jingaling's Throne Room and enter it.
*Jingaling's Throne Room.*
Banjo and Kazooie (mostly Kazooie, still Talon Trotting) walk up towards Jingaling.
"Hey, what's that smell!" Jingaling yells, and gets out an Air-Freshener and sprays it around Banjo.
"Um, sorry, we just got out of the dump." Kazooie says.
"Oh, right.. That's where you saved my sla, er.. Friends.. They told me they were kept hostage as Prostitutes." Jingaling says.
"Correct.. Now the dump is full of dung.. How about something for the help?" Kazooie asks.
"I wish I could give you a gas mask to help you guys, but it was taken from me by a Squirrel while I was drunk." Jingaling says.
"When?" Kazooie asks.
"Well..." Jingaling begins to say his story.
"It was about a year ago, around a year and one forth again.. There was new Bar, called the COCK&PLUCKER, apparently, I went to it, it had great beer and paintings and statues of great people. When I walked in, it was filled with all kinds of species, Porcupines, Squirrels, Chipmunks, Weasels, and a bunch of other species I'm to lazy too say. Anyway, the beer was so great there, I got drunk.. Very, but I didn't care, everyone knew I was King and I got free beer!"
"Yeah, so what about the gas mask!" Kazooie yells.
"Well.. I got very jolly, and I started swinging around. Anyway, I got out my Gas Mask and yelled, Fill it with beer.. I was so drunk, everyone said I shouldn't have anymore.. Apparently the gas mask was too small for me, and I saw this Red Squirrel, looking at my mask. He asked if I can give it to him.. I said no, he took it... I said you are welcome you jerk, and the Squirrel had some beer and left... Then I got some beer, and got more drunk.. Then I passed out.. That's all I remember. I never asked for it back."
"Hmm.. Red Squirrel, are you speaking of Conker?" Banjo asks.
"Um.. I guess.. I never really new his name." Jingaling replies.
"What happened to your ghetto accent?" Kazooie asks.
"Enough of this.. Lets go to the next discussion." Jingaling says.
"(Why is it that the Bear is smaller than me, 3 and a half years ago he was bigger)." Toots thinks to himself.
"Well Jingaling, the problem is, we don't know where to go to next!" Kazooie replies.
"Hmm.. Now you rely on me.." Jingaling says.
"Look, we need to kick the damn witch's ass and get this adventure over with!" Kazooie yells.
"Well, I know that the red squirrel is going at new bars now.. Apparently, he goes to a new one only once a day, and leaves that bar permanently." Jingaling says.
"So, where is this next Bar?" Banjo asks.
"It's where Jolly Roger works at now.. The path there is blocked by a Giant Rock, and Bottles' family lives behind there too.. But enough of that.. You must continue, and sense JiggyWiggy is dead, you must use Jiggy Pondums!" Jingaling says.
"Okay.. So how will we meet Conker?" Banjo asks.
"Seeing I'm King, and I have Jinjos to do the work with Bombs, it'll be simple, however, they'll only help you this once!" Jingaling says.
Jingaling taps the ground twice and a microphone falls in front of him.
"Ahem.. GET THAT DANG BOULDER OUTTA OF BOTTLES' WAY BOYS!" Jingaling yells in the Microphone.
*Outside Jingaling's Throne Room, New Jinjo Villiage.*
Suddenly, the orange, yellow, red, black, and black Jinjos walk up to the boulder and put Dynamite near it, then they all run away!
BOOOM! The rock blows up into little pieces and the path to Bottles' House is seen.
*Back In Jingaling's Throne Room.*
"Um, okay, now good bye!" Jingaling says.
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of the room.
*New Jinjo Villiage.*
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of Jingaling's Throne Room and heads towards Bottles' House.
"Great, the door is closed!" Banjo complains.
"Then open it you idiot!" Kazooie replies..
"You mean we could of done that in Banjo-Tooie the whole time? Oh well.." Banjo says, as he opens the door and enters Bottles' House.
*Bottles' House.*
Banjo and Kazooie walk in.
"What the hell? He dug another home and put all his stuff in it!" Kazooie says freaked out.
Klungo walks up to Kazooie..
"Noooo! Me, Sergeant Mole, and mole with red glasses all made new home!" Klungo says..
Bottles and Jamjars walk out into the lobby of the house.
"All right.. Teach us new moves!" Kazooie says!
"What the *@% are you talking about? You aren't going to be able to cheat here, that'd be too easy, besides, this is where we study, and the time you get here we will forget what to teach." Jamjars says.
"Hey, Bottles? Why won't you teach me anything?" Kazooie says to annoy Bottles.
"It's simple, it hard to come up with new moves if Jamjars teaches you some that you can use by yourself, and with Klungo teaching you odd moves, I figured I'd e better off teaching Banjo, knowing the fact that JamJars only taught Banjo 1 offensive move!" Bottles says.
"What? It's not my fault the Bear doesn't know how to use guns by himself!" Jamjars answers.
"Well, I can teach him easily! It doesn't matter brother, you'd teach most of the moves anyway." Bottles replies.
"I teach fun moves that Kazooie use!" Klungo says.
"You haven't taught them anything! You only gave Kazooie her Kazoo!" Bottles and Jamjars yell!
"Enough.. I'm tired of this!" Banjo says.
"Good!" Klungo, Jamjars, and Bottles reply.. Then they all sit down and get out books!
Banjo and Kazooie leave the Lobby and walk into Bottles' room.
*Bottles' Bed Room.*
"Hello Mrs.B!" Banjo says.
"Oh, hello.. Um.." Mrs.Bottles smells urine.
"Take A SHOWER! NO ADVENTURERS IN MY HOUSE ALLOWED IF THEY ARE DIRTY!"
Mrs. B pushes Banjo and Kazooie into a washing-machine, then she gets them when the time runs out.
Mrs.B throws them on the floor.
"Don't do that again!" She says.
Banjo and Kazooie run out of the room, then into the lobby.
*Bottles' House's Lobby!*
Banjo walks past the 3 sleepers quietly into Bottles' First Son's room. They open the door and walk in!
*B's son's room.*
"Hello, Bottles', son.." Banjo says.
"Hello, hey, guess what, I got th---"
"Um, that's nice, now lose the cap." Kazooie says.
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of that room and into Jamjars' room.
*Jamjars' Room.*
Banjo looks around, and finds grenades, guns, bunch of books, and a bed.
"As expected.." Kazooie says..
Banjo and Kazooie leave Jamjars' Room and Enter Klungo's.
*Klungo's Room.*
Banjo opens the door and walks in, he sees a bunch of potions, food, strange gadgets, and a desk.
Banjo walks up to the desk and finds a Journal.
"Um, should we read it?" Kazooie asks.
"I should be asking that, but lets read it anyways." Banjo says.
Banjo opens the Journal up and skips a few pages and stops.
"Grunty's last name is WinkyBunion, I quit, I no longer call Grunty mistresss. Grunty jerk, Grunty mean, Grunty evil, Grunty is a weird female witch, Grunty this, Grunty that, I'm sick of Grunty.. I quit, me want to help Bear and Bird cause it feels right and I get free food at this house every time I help!" the Journal writing...
"Let's stop reading this." Banjo says..
They leave the room and enter Bottles' Daughter's room.
*Bottles' Daughter's Room.*
Sense this story takes place about a year and a half later, Bottles' daughter changed, but barely, only increased height by 5 inches..
"Um.. Okay.. Now. I don't suppose you have anything to useful?" Kazooie asks the girl.
"Well, behind my room is a secret entrance to another area of this strange Island, and I have invented something new!" she says.
"What?" Banjo asks.
"A useless machine that does nothing except make noises and tilts parts of it's body up and down." she says.
"Okay.. How about that area?" Kazooie asks.
The mole gets out a Garage Door Opener and presses the button, and suddenly, the wall infront of her tilts 90 degrees and an empty room is seen.. Banjo and Kazooie walk inside the open area.
"Um.. Now what about the next thing?" Kazooie asks.
Bottles' daughter hits the light switch.
Suddenly, a bunch of cars are seen as the area is bright.
"Um.. What next?" Banjo asks.
"Look to your left!" She says.
Banjo looks to his left and sees a beat up door.
Banjo opens it and leaves the building..
*Island Of OddBallness, Lounge Meeting Place.*
Banjo walks out from the beat up door, and he closes the beat up door, however, the door falls to the ground due to the condition.
Banjo looks around, and sees a sign next to a Giant Wall with a Crashed Sailor's ship on it, he walks up to it, and reads it.
"Soon To Come, Jolly Roger's New Bartendan Lagoon!" was writen on it..
"Hmm.. Something unusual about that boat.." Banjo mummers to Kazooie.
Banjo looks around to the other side, and finds a couch and a giant Puzzle on a wall.
Banjo walks up to the couch.. And then walks away.
"Hmm.. Something unusual..." Banjo says..
He flips the couch out and finds a Jiggy Pondum switch.
"I haven't seen that sense the time we were near ClickClockWood!" Kazooie says.
Banjo looks at the switch.. And Kazooie Beak Drills it!
Suddenly, A Jiggy Pondum appears, on top of a giant Balloon avertising free beer thats way up in the air..
"I got an Idea, lets call that Female Jinjo!" Banjo says..
He gets out his Cell-Phone, Dails 555-Windy, then the White Muscular Jinjo floats above the balloon, and Pops it! Then the Jiggy Pondium begins to down!
"Oh no!" Banjo yells..
Suddenly, the Jinjo somehow pushes a wave of wind at the Jiggy Podum, and the Jiggy Podum fall down on the couch safely..
Banjo kicks the couch over and the Jiggy Pondum falls on the ground stuck..
"Um.. Okay.. I think we know how to handle it from here." Banjo says, then the White Muscular Jinjo disappears..
"Hey, you just used your first magic from your Magic Meter, you lost 2 points out of 16! To refill, drink something that would refill, I'm not an expert, so feck you!" a voice exactly like Jamjars says.
"Yeah, whatever." Kazooie says.
Banjo and Kazooie go up to the pondum..
"Hmm.. Banjo, that pondum won't work!" a voice similar to Bottles' says.
"Yesss.. Grunty used spell to prevent magic force from working!" Klungo says..
Banjo dials 555-Electric... Suddenly, the yellow muscular Jinjo levitates in front of Banjo.
"I know the problem.. Just move." He says.
Banjo and Kazooie get off the Jiggy Pondum, then the Yellow Muscular Jinjo spreads out his figures and performs his Shocker on the platform.. Suddenly, the dark yellow platform begins to golden glow.. The Jinjo dissapears.
"4 points out of 16, 1/4 of enerygy missing." a voice the same as Jamjars says.
Banjo and Kazooie walks on the platform and get out there Jigsaw pieces..
They look at the picture with 18 Jiggies already in it..
"You need 7 Golden Jiggies to enter.." a voice of Bottles' says.
Banjo places 7 of his 10 Jiggies in, and suddenly a picture forms.. It's a Bottle of Beer in Jolly's Inn!
Suddenly, a piece of the crashed ship falls off and a sign appears above it with the words " Jolly's Bar Lagoon!"
"Well done!" Bottles says.
Suddenly, a voice buts in!
"Don't be so happy anymore, because sense you opened that door, Baddies will roam once more!" says Gruntilda's voice that is heard all over the Lounge Meeting Place.
Suddenly, a bunch of Gruntlin Drunks (those Gruntlins in red the clothing with a skull on the back) walk out of the door of the beat up ship..
"You beata gave my bear!" one of the Drunks yell!
They all barf on the floor.
"While you are busy, I will kill some more, just for galore!" Grunty's voice says, then fades away.
The drunks walk up to Banjo and barf on the ground some more!
"Yo, gave us yo steaf!" a drunk yells!
"What?" Banjo asks.
"Wevange!" Another drunk yells.
Suddenly, all the drunks fall to the ground and sleep.
"Okay, that was simple." Kazooie says.
Banjo suddenly enters the beat up ship, and a witch's laugh is heard... Then it fades out.
Well, it seems that Banjo figured out the way on how to get into the other worlds without JiggyWiggy, and will soon be getting the gas mask.. Who will die next? What will Banjo transform into in this level/world? And why were the drunks pathetic? Keep reading to find out later.
"This is boring." Banjo said, then he and Kazooie left Island of OddBallness and headed into Spiral Mountain.
"Oh, what a wonderful place, no baddies, no noise, and no house, but who cares.. It's quiet." Banjo said.
"Yeah, you are right, and we have no jerk to bother us." Kazooie replies.
Banjo and Kazooie walk in the flowers.
"Wahey!" Banjo says happily..
Suddenly, a noise is heard, as if something big was dropped, and a Giant Plane passes Spiral Mountain..
"Look, a plain called the Hag Fun dropped something!" Kazooie says.
Suddenly, they find out its a Giant Nuclear Bomb!
It hits the ground and all of Spiral Explodes to pieces and then a Witch laugh is heard all over---
*Banjo's House.*
Banjo gets out of bed from the covers..
"Oh, it was just another dream." Banjo says..
Then a pack of cigarettes with eyes walks up to Banjo.
"Light me!" He says.
Banjo takes a joint, lights it, then smokes it in, and out..
"Good thing it's just a story.."
Suddenly, Berri walks in naked!
*At The Hotel.*
Banjo wakes up.
"Oh, it was just another dream."
Suddenly, a naked Human male sexually touches Banjo.
"What, I need another Joint!" Banjo says.
*Back at Boggy's Igloo in Freezeezy Peak.*
Banjo wakes up on a couch made of Ice..
"I hate this place." Banjo says.
Suddenly, cops bang down the door and enter the Igloo.
"What are you doing in my dead friend's Igloo?" Banjo asks horrified!
Suddenly, the Policemen get out Magnums and start shooting at Banjo!
*Banjo's new House.*
Banjo wakes up.
"Oh, just another dream for the forth time." Banjo says.
Suddenly, Gruntilda in her Skeleton form rips the door down and walks in.
"Hello Gruntilda, what are you doing?" Banjo asks.
"Hahahaahahahaaha!" Gruntilda laughs.
"That's nice Winky." Banjo says.
Gruntilda gets out a bunch of Finger Knives and puts them on all of her fingers.
"This is going to hurt!" Banjo cries..
Grunty Runs up to Banjo and slashes at him Non-stop till..~
"Wait a second, what the hell was that?" Giro yells.
"Forget it, let us continue the story, that's a bad idea for a chapter!" Conker yells.
Chapter 6: The Dump, Jingaling, and the Pondum.
Banjo and Kazooie exit from Ghetto City and end up in Island OddBallness Dump.
*Dump Of Isle OddBallness.*
Banjo looks around..
Suddenly, the stink gets worse than last time.
"Yuck, smells like someone put their feces all over this place, it's more worse than before!" Kazooie complains.
Banjo looks around and sees a lot of piles of dung.
"Yuck.. They weren't there before." Banjo complains.
Kazooie goes back in Banjo's backpack and locks it.
"Horrible smell.." Banjo says.
"Banjo, after being in a Ghetto, you should know that there are a lot of diseases, so don't even breathe in the air, it'll poison you!" Kazooie mummers inside Banjo's BackPack.
Banjo quickly holds his breath and begins to choke.
"Banjo, just get your ass out of here or you'll choke to death." Kazooie says.
Banjo walks across all the dung and comes near the gates they past to enter the dump.
Banjo looks at the gates.
"(Damn, locked in..)" Banjo thinks.
Banjo decides to climb over the fence and hop off, then Banjo falls off the other side and lands on a small puddle of urine...
Banjo tries to breathe in again for a while, but can't stand the smell, and his face begins to turn red.
Banjo looks around and sees a sign..
It says "Grunty's New Crap Factory Disposal" ..
"For freaking sakes, I'm out of here." Banjo says, then his face turns blue..
Banjo runs away from the area quickly and back into The New Jinjo Village.
*New Jinjo Village.*
A Red Jinjo walks up to Banjo!
"Hello! Banjo, we have great news, Jingaling wants to talk with you again!" the Red Jinjo says with excitement.
"How's that great? It doesn't make any bloody sense you freak! We can talk to him anytime we want dumbass!" Kazooie says.
"Kazooie! The Jinjos are part of a royal family, don't use vulgar at a time like this!" Banjo says.
"Well. Okay.. Fine.. But still, answer me you Red Jinjo." Kazooie says.
"Well, he might help you on your quest to save us all!" The Red Jinjo says.
"I still don't get the point of this quest! Why won't you people move back to Island Of Hags!" Kazooie yells.
"Island Of Hags is now full of suicidal bombing creatures and other scary creatures now, besides, its full of guns and bombs!" the Red Jinjo replies!
"Cool Banjo! Let's go!" Kazooie says happily looking for a challenge!
"No! It's not what you would call a challenge and there is nothing to do there except waste time with jerks, you won't find anything helpful!" The Red Jinjo says.
"Okay.." Banjo says.
"Um.. Meet Jingaling! Now, and I don't mean in perverted form!" the Red Jinjo says, then walks away to his house.
"I'm too tired to walk after going threw all that poo.." Banjo says.
"Fine, I'll walk you.." Kazooie replies.
Kazooie gets out of her legs and head out of Banjo's back back and performs the Talon Trot.
Banjo and Kazooie head towards Jingaling's Throne Room and enter it.
*Jingaling's Throne Room.*
Banjo and Kazooie (mostly Kazooie, still Talon Trotting) walk up towards Jingaling.
"Hey, what's that smell!" Jingaling yells, and gets out an Air-Freshener and sprays it around Banjo.
"Um, sorry, we just got out of the dump." Kazooie says.
"Oh, right.. That's where you saved my sla, er.. Friends.. They told me they were kept hostage as Prostitutes." Jingaling says.
"Correct.. Now the dump is full of dung.. How about something for the help?" Kazooie asks.
"I wish I could give you a gas mask to help you guys, but it was taken from me by a Squirrel while I was drunk." Jingaling says.
"When?" Kazooie asks.
"Well..." Jingaling begins to say his story.
"It was about a year ago, around a year and one forth again.. There was new Bar, called the COCK&PLUCKER, apparently, I went to it, it had great beer and paintings and statues of great people. When I walked in, it was filled with all kinds of species, Porcupines, Squirrels, Chipmunks, Weasels, and a bunch of other species I'm to lazy too say. Anyway, the beer was so great there, I got drunk.. Very, but I didn't care, everyone knew I was King and I got free beer!"
"Yeah, so what about the gas mask!" Kazooie yells.
"Well.. I got very jolly, and I started swinging around. Anyway, I got out my Gas Mask and yelled, Fill it with beer.. I was so drunk, everyone said I shouldn't have anymore.. Apparently the gas mask was too small for me, and I saw this Red Squirrel, looking at my mask. He asked if I can give it to him.. I said no, he took it... I said you are welcome you jerk, and the Squirrel had some beer and left... Then I got some beer, and got more drunk.. Then I passed out.. That's all I remember. I never asked for it back."
"Hmm.. Red Squirrel, are you speaking of Conker?" Banjo asks.
"Um.. I guess.. I never really new his name." Jingaling replies.
"What happened to your ghetto accent?" Kazooie asks.
"Enough of this.. Lets go to the next discussion." Jingaling says.
"(Why is it that the Bear is smaller than me, 3 and a half years ago he was bigger)." Toots thinks to himself.
"Well Jingaling, the problem is, we don't know where to go to next!" Kazooie replies.
"Hmm.. Now you rely on me.." Jingaling says.
"Look, we need to kick the damn witch's ass and get this adventure over with!" Kazooie yells.
"Well, I know that the red squirrel is going at new bars now.. Apparently, he goes to a new one only once a day, and leaves that bar permanently." Jingaling says.
"So, where is this next Bar?" Banjo asks.
"It's where Jolly Roger works at now.. The path there is blocked by a Giant Rock, and Bottles' family lives behind there too.. But enough of that.. You must continue, and sense JiggyWiggy is dead, you must use Jiggy Pondums!" Jingaling says.
"Okay.. So how will we meet Conker?" Banjo asks.
"Seeing I'm King, and I have Jinjos to do the work with Bombs, it'll be simple, however, they'll only help you this once!" Jingaling says.
Jingaling taps the ground twice and a microphone falls in front of him.
"Ahem.. GET THAT DANG BOULDER OUTTA OF BOTTLES' WAY BOYS!" Jingaling yells in the Microphone.
*Outside Jingaling's Throne Room, New Jinjo Villiage.*
Suddenly, the orange, yellow, red, black, and black Jinjos walk up to the boulder and put Dynamite near it, then they all run away!
BOOOM! The rock blows up into little pieces and the path to Bottles' House is seen.
*Back In Jingaling's Throne Room.*
"Um, okay, now good bye!" Jingaling says.
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of the room.
*New Jinjo Villiage.*
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of Jingaling's Throne Room and heads towards Bottles' House.
"Great, the door is closed!" Banjo complains.
"Then open it you idiot!" Kazooie replies..
"You mean we could of done that in Banjo-Tooie the whole time? Oh well.." Banjo says, as he opens the door and enters Bottles' House.
*Bottles' House.*
Banjo and Kazooie walk in.
"What the hell? He dug another home and put all his stuff in it!" Kazooie says freaked out.
Klungo walks up to Kazooie..
"Noooo! Me, Sergeant Mole, and mole with red glasses all made new home!" Klungo says..
Bottles and Jamjars walk out into the lobby of the house.
"All right.. Teach us new moves!" Kazooie says!
"What the *@% are you talking about? You aren't going to be able to cheat here, that'd be too easy, besides, this is where we study, and the time you get here we will forget what to teach." Jamjars says.
"Hey, Bottles? Why won't you teach me anything?" Kazooie says to annoy Bottles.
"It's simple, it hard to come up with new moves if Jamjars teaches you some that you can use by yourself, and with Klungo teaching you odd moves, I figured I'd e better off teaching Banjo, knowing the fact that JamJars only taught Banjo 1 offensive move!" Bottles says.
"What? It's not my fault the Bear doesn't know how to use guns by himself!" Jamjars answers.
"Well, I can teach him easily! It doesn't matter brother, you'd teach most of the moves anyway." Bottles replies.
"I teach fun moves that Kazooie use!" Klungo says.
"You haven't taught them anything! You only gave Kazooie her Kazoo!" Bottles and Jamjars yell!
"Enough.. I'm tired of this!" Banjo says.
"Good!" Klungo, Jamjars, and Bottles reply.. Then they all sit down and get out books!
Banjo and Kazooie leave the Lobby and walk into Bottles' room.
*Bottles' Bed Room.*
"Hello Mrs.B!" Banjo says.
"Oh, hello.. Um.." Mrs.Bottles smells urine.
"Take A SHOWER! NO ADVENTURERS IN MY HOUSE ALLOWED IF THEY ARE DIRTY!"
Mrs. B pushes Banjo and Kazooie into a washing-machine, then she gets them when the time runs out.
Mrs.B throws them on the floor.
"Don't do that again!" She says.
Banjo and Kazooie run out of the room, then into the lobby.
*Bottles' House's Lobby!*
Banjo walks past the 3 sleepers quietly into Bottles' First Son's room. They open the door and walk in!
*B's son's room.*
"Hello, Bottles', son.." Banjo says.
"Hello, hey, guess what, I got th---"
"Um, that's nice, now lose the cap." Kazooie says.
Banjo and Kazooie walk out of that room and into Jamjars' room.
*Jamjars' Room.*
Banjo looks around, and finds grenades, guns, bunch of books, and a bed.
"As expected.." Kazooie says..
Banjo and Kazooie leave Jamjars' Room and Enter Klungo's.
*Klungo's Room.*
Banjo opens the door and walks in, he sees a bunch of potions, food, strange gadgets, and a desk.
Banjo walks up to the desk and finds a Journal.
"Um, should we read it?" Kazooie asks.
"I should be asking that, but lets read it anyways." Banjo says.
Banjo opens the Journal up and skips a few pages and stops.
"Grunty's last name is WinkyBunion, I quit, I no longer call Grunty mistresss. Grunty jerk, Grunty mean, Grunty evil, Grunty is a weird female witch, Grunty this, Grunty that, I'm sick of Grunty.. I quit, me want to help Bear and Bird cause it feels right and I get free food at this house every time I help!" the Journal writing...
"Let's stop reading this." Banjo says..
They leave the room and enter Bottles' Daughter's room.
*Bottles' Daughter's Room.*
Sense this story takes place about a year and a half later, Bottles' daughter changed, but barely, only increased height by 5 inches..
"Um.. Okay.. Now. I don't suppose you have anything to useful?" Kazooie asks the girl.
"Well, behind my room is a secret entrance to another area of this strange Island, and I have invented something new!" she says.
"What?" Banjo asks.
"A useless machine that does nothing except make noises and tilts parts of it's body up and down." she says.
"Okay.. How about that area?" Kazooie asks.
The mole gets out a Garage Door Opener and presses the button, and suddenly, the wall infront of her tilts 90 degrees and an empty room is seen.. Banjo and Kazooie walk inside the open area.
"Um.. Now what about the next thing?" Kazooie asks.
Bottles' daughter hits the light switch.
Suddenly, a bunch of cars are seen as the area is bright.
"Um.. What next?" Banjo asks.
"Look to your left!" She says.
Banjo looks to his left and sees a beat up door.
Banjo opens it and leaves the building..
*Island Of OddBallness, Lounge Meeting Place.*
Banjo walks out from the beat up door, and he closes the beat up door, however, the door falls to the ground due to the condition.
Banjo looks around, and sees a sign next to a Giant Wall with a Crashed Sailor's ship on it, he walks up to it, and reads it.
"Soon To Come, Jolly Roger's New Bartendan Lagoon!" was writen on it..
"Hmm.. Something unusual about that boat.." Banjo mummers to Kazooie.
Banjo looks around to the other side, and finds a couch and a giant Puzzle on a wall.
Banjo walks up to the couch.. And then walks away.
"Hmm.. Something unusual..." Banjo says..
He flips the couch out and finds a Jiggy Pondum switch.
"I haven't seen that sense the time we were near ClickClockWood!" Kazooie says.
Banjo looks at the switch.. And Kazooie Beak Drills it!
Suddenly, A Jiggy Pondum appears, on top of a giant Balloon avertising free beer thats way up in the air..
"I got an Idea, lets call that Female Jinjo!" Banjo says..
He gets out his Cell-Phone, Dails 555-Windy, then the White Muscular Jinjo floats above the balloon, and Pops it! Then the Jiggy Pondium begins to down!
"Oh no!" Banjo yells..
Suddenly, the Jinjo somehow pushes a wave of wind at the Jiggy Podum, and the Jiggy Podum fall down on the couch safely..
Banjo kicks the couch over and the Jiggy Pondum falls on the ground stuck..
"Um.. Okay.. I think we know how to handle it from here." Banjo says, then the White Muscular Jinjo disappears..
"Hey, you just used your first magic from your Magic Meter, you lost 2 points out of 16! To refill, drink something that would refill, I'm not an expert, so feck you!" a voice exactly like Jamjars says.
"Yeah, whatever." Kazooie says.
Banjo and Kazooie go up to the pondum..
"Hmm.. Banjo, that pondum won't work!" a voice similar to Bottles' says.
"Yesss.. Grunty used spell to prevent magic force from working!" Klungo says..
Banjo dials 555-Electric... Suddenly, the yellow muscular Jinjo levitates in front of Banjo.
"I know the problem.. Just move." He says.
Banjo and Kazooie get off the Jiggy Pondum, then the Yellow Muscular Jinjo spreads out his figures and performs his Shocker on the platform.. Suddenly, the dark yellow platform begins to golden glow.. The Jinjo dissapears.
"4 points out of 16, 1/4 of enerygy missing." a voice the same as Jamjars says.
Banjo and Kazooie walks on the platform and get out there Jigsaw pieces..
They look at the picture with 18 Jiggies already in it..
"You need 7 Golden Jiggies to enter.." a voice of Bottles' says.
Banjo places 7 of his 10 Jiggies in, and suddenly a picture forms.. It's a Bottle of Beer in Jolly's Inn!
Suddenly, a piece of the crashed ship falls off and a sign appears above it with the words " Jolly's Bar Lagoon!"
"Well done!" Bottles says.
Suddenly, a voice buts in!
"Don't be so happy anymore, because sense you opened that door, Baddies will roam once more!" says Gruntilda's voice that is heard all over the Lounge Meeting Place.
Suddenly, a bunch of Gruntlin Drunks (those Gruntlins in red the clothing with a skull on the back) walk out of the door of the beat up ship..
"You beata gave my bear!" one of the Drunks yell!
They all barf on the floor.
"While you are busy, I will kill some more, just for galore!" Grunty's voice says, then fades away.
The drunks walk up to Banjo and barf on the ground some more!
"Yo, gave us yo steaf!" a drunk yells!
"What?" Banjo asks.
"Wevange!" Another drunk yells.
Suddenly, all the drunks fall to the ground and sleep.
"Okay, that was simple." Kazooie says.
Banjo suddenly enters the beat up ship, and a witch's laugh is heard... Then it fades out.
Well, it seems that Banjo figured out the way on how to get into the other worlds without JiggyWiggy, and will soon be getting the gas mask.. Who will die next? What will Banjo transform into in this level/world? And why were the drunks pathetic? Keep reading to find out later.
