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When Gods Attack- 2
"Where in the Hell are we?!!"
"Not Hell. Heavens," slowly whispered Kel.
And, of course, Kel was right, for where they landed is not where they were before. Oh, it was quite far from it. As a matter of fact, they didn't even land in Corus.
They were in the Realm of the Gods.
And in those few seconds of realization, even Neal's mouth was left speechless.
That is…
Until the Gods showed up.
"Woah,… Woah," stammered Neal as the Mother Goddess approached them. He rose on to one knee to try to cover his childlike state of mind. Fortunately, the Mother was used to these displays.
Besides,
Dom was doing it, too.
"Enough, my children," gently whispered the Goddess, so as not to cause them much hearing loss.
However, Mithros was not as generous.
They were forced to tears as Mithros said, "What did you do that for?!"
"So we could see who was who and who pairs with who. After all, you don't want to send two together that can make a legitimate three. Then the day would be more so 'Perfect', as you so gently put it!" reasoned the Mother. "And please do speak gently, as their ears are sensitive." Mithro fumed silently until the Graveyard Hag touched his shoulder.
"I don't think it's a good idea to argue in front of the mortals." Mithros and the Mother froze in their tracks. She blushed brighter and brighter until Mithros cleared his throat.
"Um… Mithros? I don't intend to be insubordinate, but what are we doing here?" carefully questioned Dom.
Before Mithros could stammer out an answer, the Graveyard Hag quickly interjected, "You will know soon enough. The important thing is that you were chosen by Mithros."
Silence reigned superior in the room, opposing the thoughts the Gods sent and received from each other. AN: Gmail!
GoddessGirl: I think I've found a way to determine who's with who.
Bago'Hag: You have? Girrrrrrrl, you do waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much thinking in one day. MightyOne? Have any comments?
MightyOne: Zzzzzzzz…
GoddessGirl: MIGHTYONE!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MightyOne: Data Does Not Compute… Data Does Not Compute…
Bago'Hag: Ugh…
Bago'Hag has logged off.
GoddessGirl: L-O-S-E-R!
GoddessGirl has logged off.
MightyOne: AM NOT!
MightyOne has logged off.
The Goddess, finally having the chance to get a good look at the mortal, casually whispers, "Would you all like to join us for dinner?"
"Sure!I'mSTARVING!Wewerebroughthererightbeforedinnertime.Well,actually,wewereabouttoeatand-," suddenly a feminine hand slapped over Neal's mouth.
"What he means," covers Yuki, "Is that we humbly accept your offer."
"But, of course!" assures Kel, who is the poor soul with her hand over Neal's mouth.
"Better now than after Death!" aids Dom, who is, in the same moment, giving Neal death looks.
"Great! Then stay here for a few seconds, and we'll be right back with the food!"
Now, audience, I would like to let you know that none of what they said was true, because the food didn't arrive in a few seconds. It arrived instantly, and the Gods didn't come with the food. They came after. But the most suspicious thing they did wrong was arrived LATE.
AFTER their guests had seated themselves. And every one of them noticed.
But they didn't suspect a thing.
And when they grew tired IMMEDIATEDLY after feasting on ambrosia, no one suspected a thing.
Why, the only thing they noticed was feeling like a baby in a cradle as they were carried to their final destination.
'Let the games begin.'
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