"Okay.. Let's cut the crap.. All the collecting is un-necessary.. Correct?
Yup."
"But, how do I do stuff? Gu-huh!" Banjo replies.
"We make a pathetic excuse as of, YOU HAD IT ALL ALONG!"
"Can't we just get this bloody thing over with?" Gregg replies..
"Well.. Okay.."
Chapter 8: Drowning, Death, and Manly FISH!
"I have a brother! Muah ha ha ha ha!" Manly Fish yells. Suddenly, a creature that looks exactly like Manly Fish but PURPLE enters the jail cell. "I am the Manly Fish's brother!" Manly Fish's brother replies. "Okay.." Kazooie replies. "Now, I have work to attend to and I happen to have a brother.. Now, brother.. Look over these two idiots and make sure they don't escape." Manly Fish says, then walks away. "Well, now that my brother is gone.. Let me tell you the truth of the kind of guy I am.. Sadly, my brother likes to let bastards like you live.. I'm not like him however.. I personally like to kill first, and answer questions later.." Manly Fish's brother replies. "Suppose he gets mad that we are dead.." Kazooie replies. "Impossible, you see, I can kill my brother as much as I want, but as long as I am still alive, he can still come back.." Manly Fish's Brother replies. "Explain.." Kazooie replies. "Ever heard of PSI? I possess such a power to bring back my brother from the dead.. Now, lets move on to other matters of YOUR DEATH!" Manly Fish's Brother ends, and decides to shut the airlock in the jail cell. Soon, Manly Fish leaves the scene.. "Within seconds we will die.. Any suggestions Banjo? You haven't spoke a word.." Kazooie tells her dear friend. "Eh.. The End..!" Banjo states sadly.. Soon.. The two die together, from lack of air, and suffocate!
Later, in a very dark dark place.. We see our heroes.. Moving some how..
"Where are we?" Banjo asks. "Um.. I think we are dead.. But why am I still with you.." Kazooie replies.
"HELLO FELLOW DEAD CREATURES!" a loud voice says. A figure in a cloak walks up to Banjo and Kazooie.. "Um.. Who the hell are you?" Kazooie asks. Lots of moaning is heard. "Shh.. Don't use the word hell around here.. Kinda annoyying to the people I hate.. Bloody bastards complain so much when the word is even spoken.. I wish I could make them shut the heavens up, but do they? **** nah.." the figure replies.. "Um.. Who are you.." Banjo asks. "Right.. I'm.. GREGG the Grim Reaper.." Gregg replies.. "And don't say a thing about my height.. I swear I'll slice ya.." Gregg quickly adds on.. "So we are dead? So where are we going? Heaven, Limbo, get re-incarnated, simply end, or do we go to HELL!" Kazooie yells in reply. Lots of moaning is heard again.. "I told you not to say that word.. Its just a pain in the ass.. The little pricks are still around here you know.. And the worst part is I can't block any sound that enters my skull.. Any how.. Your not really dead.. Sense this is the first time you meet me.. Let me explain.. For sound odd reason.. There used to be golden statues of you, Banjo Bear, Kazooie, and perhaps Mumbo who isn't here right now.. You get any of them, certain type for certain one of you, that is.. I'll give you an extra chance.. After all, its about time I can make some money, those golden statues are worth nothing in your world.. Here, I could make a lot of money with those." Gregg replies.. "But I wouldn't mind if you could help me out.. You know that squirrel friend of yours, he's undead, I hate that, not that I ever liked him anyways.. So could you do me a favor and give him a head-shot.. Cause I may get fired.. Now the Maggie and gay as can be Jolly Roger, turns out they don't have a soul in them, so don't bother with those bloody bastards. Now I have more assholes to see, except they moan all the time about hell.. That's it, piss off!" Gregg yells walking away..
Meanwhile, at Castle Hag Witch-Wizard
"Guess what.." Sayco yells to Scrott. "I thought I told you to get lost!" Scrott replies. "Well I got good news, the Bear and Bird died!" Sayco replies with joy.. "Yippee! Did you hear the Gruntilda!" Mingella replies. "Give me details.." Gruntilda demands. "I hired these two mutant fish to help get rid of the bear and bird. They have been living at the lagoon for quite a while.. They hated the newcomers at the island.. In fact rumors were that one of their lakes were filled with beer.. The best thing about these men is their team work.. The brother of manly can bring back his brother any time he wants.. Manly Fish himself is more powerful than his brother, but the brother posseses powers to bring certain things back from the dead.. Both fish men have a power PSI.. Very deadly in this case." Sayco tells them.. "Hmm.. Makes sense.. PSI, I want it.." Grunty tells them.. "Its basically like your black magic, so it would be useful, even then, each creature can use only certain types of PSI, and then, some can't use PSI no matter what.." Sayco tells them. "Oh well.. Now tell me the details of how the Bear and Bird died.." Gruntilda replies. "Well, there is basically a Jail cell made from the fish man duo, to preserve creatures on land.. It basically has an air look.. De-activate the airlock, and no air enters the jail cell.. So the Bear and Bird simply suffocated to their death.." Sayco gives the details. "We aren't done yet.. Mumbo still remains a threat to us.. And there are the Jinjos.." Sayco fills in the details. "What the.. Well, we still have Minjos.." Grunty tells them.. "Then there are those stupid Grey Squirrels! We'd have to create another war.. The only match for them are Tediz.." Sayco tells them.. "I know one man.. Well, weasel.. That can create the best Tediz possible.. Problem is.. He's dead.." Scrott tells them. Sayco soon leaves..
Back at the underwater jail cell in the dumb lagoon.
"Did I tell you to kill them brother? NO!! We were suppose to torture them first." Manly Fish says. "Well they were getting to be a pain in the ass!" the brother responds.. "Anyhow, lets just play with their dead body sense we got nothing else to do.. Heh heh.." the brother says. "I guess you got a point, but for now on I'm refering you as ASSHOLE!" Manly Fish yells. "Well, I got some drugs in our cellar to come your nerves.." brother responds.. They open the jail cell and kick out the bodies..
Suddenly Banjo and Kazooie begin to move.
"What the.. I thought you killed them! Did you use your powers to bring them to life or something?" Manly Fish asks. "Hell no! No way.. I drowned them to death! I didn't like em anyway." Brother responds.
Banjo and Kazooie's eyes open..
Meanwhile, way above the underwater jail cell. On ground level..
"Huh!" Mumbo yells.. .. "Mumbo spotted you intruder! You can't hide from Mumbo for long! Mumbo has special powers!" Mumbo says in the area.. "Very well.." The figure replies, reveiling himself as Sayco.. "I know your exact plan.. You plan on making the oxygen in the water in this place breathable by any creature! Therefore trying to save Banjo and Kazooie, but they are already dead! And soon the same for you!" Sayco yells. Mumbo tries to zap Sayco with his stick, but Sayco seems immune to the staff.. "I'm sorry Mumbo, but your time is up!" Sayco yells.. Suddenly Mumbo floats in mid-air.. "Huh?" Mumbo replies.. "How would you like to Implode? Very nice indeed!" Sayco yells..
Is this the end of Mumbo? If he dies will Gregg give him a chance or will Gregg just confirm that Mumbo is dead and he should of got Gregg some gold.. Is this the end? Well, no.. But I wish It was..
Chapter 8: Drowning, Death, and Manly FISH!
"I have a brother! Muah ha ha ha ha!" Manly Fish yells. Suddenly, a creature that looks exactly like Manly Fish but PURPLE enters the jail cell. "I am the Manly Fish's brother!" Manly Fish's brother replies. "Okay.." Kazooie replies. "Now, I have work to attend to and I happen to have a brother.. Now, brother.. Look over these two idiots and make sure they don't escape." Manly Fish says, then walks away. "Well, now that my brother is gone.. Let me tell you the truth of the kind of guy I am.. Sadly, my brother likes to let bastards like you live.. I'm not like him however.. I personally like to kill first, and answer questions later.." Manly Fish's brother replies. "Suppose he gets mad that we are dead.." Kazooie replies. "Impossible, you see, I can kill my brother as much as I want, but as long as I am still alive, he can still come back.." Manly Fish's Brother replies. "Explain.." Kazooie replies. "Ever heard of PSI? I possess such a power to bring back my brother from the dead.. Now, lets move on to other matters of YOUR DEATH!" Manly Fish's Brother ends, and decides to shut the airlock in the jail cell. Soon, Manly Fish leaves the scene.. "Within seconds we will die.. Any suggestions Banjo? You haven't spoke a word.." Kazooie tells her dear friend. "Eh.. The End..!" Banjo states sadly.. Soon.. The two die together, from lack of air, and suffocate!
Later, in a very dark dark place.. We see our heroes.. Moving some how..
"Where are we?" Banjo asks. "Um.. I think we are dead.. But why am I still with you.." Kazooie replies.
"HELLO FELLOW DEAD CREATURES!" a loud voice says. A figure in a cloak walks up to Banjo and Kazooie.. "Um.. Who the hell are you?" Kazooie asks. Lots of moaning is heard. "Shh.. Don't use the word hell around here.. Kinda annoyying to the people I hate.. Bloody bastards complain so much when the word is even spoken.. I wish I could make them shut the heavens up, but do they? **** nah.." the figure replies.. "Um.. Who are you.." Banjo asks. "Right.. I'm.. GREGG the Grim Reaper.." Gregg replies.. "And don't say a thing about my height.. I swear I'll slice ya.." Gregg quickly adds on.. "So we are dead? So where are we going? Heaven, Limbo, get re-incarnated, simply end, or do we go to HELL!" Kazooie yells in reply. Lots of moaning is heard again.. "I told you not to say that word.. Its just a pain in the ass.. The little pricks are still around here you know.. And the worst part is I can't block any sound that enters my skull.. Any how.. Your not really dead.. Sense this is the first time you meet me.. Let me explain.. For sound odd reason.. There used to be golden statues of you, Banjo Bear, Kazooie, and perhaps Mumbo who isn't here right now.. You get any of them, certain type for certain one of you, that is.. I'll give you an extra chance.. After all, its about time I can make some money, those golden statues are worth nothing in your world.. Here, I could make a lot of money with those." Gregg replies.. "But I wouldn't mind if you could help me out.. You know that squirrel friend of yours, he's undead, I hate that, not that I ever liked him anyways.. So could you do me a favor and give him a head-shot.. Cause I may get fired.. Now the Maggie and gay as can be Jolly Roger, turns out they don't have a soul in them, so don't bother with those bloody bastards. Now I have more assholes to see, except they moan all the time about hell.. That's it, piss off!" Gregg yells walking away..
Meanwhile, at Castle Hag Witch-Wizard
"Guess what.." Sayco yells to Scrott. "I thought I told you to get lost!" Scrott replies. "Well I got good news, the Bear and Bird died!" Sayco replies with joy.. "Yippee! Did you hear the Gruntilda!" Mingella replies. "Give me details.." Gruntilda demands. "I hired these two mutant fish to help get rid of the bear and bird. They have been living at the lagoon for quite a while.. They hated the newcomers at the island.. In fact rumors were that one of their lakes were filled with beer.. The best thing about these men is their team work.. The brother of manly can bring back his brother any time he wants.. Manly Fish himself is more powerful than his brother, but the brother posseses powers to bring certain things back from the dead.. Both fish men have a power PSI.. Very deadly in this case." Sayco tells them.. "Hmm.. Makes sense.. PSI, I want it.." Grunty tells them.. "Its basically like your black magic, so it would be useful, even then, each creature can use only certain types of PSI, and then, some can't use PSI no matter what.." Sayco tells them. "Oh well.. Now tell me the details of how the Bear and Bird died.." Gruntilda replies. "Well, there is basically a Jail cell made from the fish man duo, to preserve creatures on land.. It basically has an air look.. De-activate the airlock, and no air enters the jail cell.. So the Bear and Bird simply suffocated to their death.." Sayco gives the details. "We aren't done yet.. Mumbo still remains a threat to us.. And there are the Jinjos.." Sayco fills in the details. "What the.. Well, we still have Minjos.." Grunty tells them.. "Then there are those stupid Grey Squirrels! We'd have to create another war.. The only match for them are Tediz.." Sayco tells them.. "I know one man.. Well, weasel.. That can create the best Tediz possible.. Problem is.. He's dead.." Scrott tells them. Sayco soon leaves..
Back at the underwater jail cell in the dumb lagoon.
"Did I tell you to kill them brother? NO!! We were suppose to torture them first." Manly Fish says. "Well they were getting to be a pain in the ass!" the brother responds.. "Anyhow, lets just play with their dead body sense we got nothing else to do.. Heh heh.." the brother says. "I guess you got a point, but for now on I'm refering you as ASSHOLE!" Manly Fish yells. "Well, I got some drugs in our cellar to come your nerves.." brother responds.. They open the jail cell and kick out the bodies..
Suddenly Banjo and Kazooie begin to move.
"What the.. I thought you killed them! Did you use your powers to bring them to life or something?" Manly Fish asks. "Hell no! No way.. I drowned them to death! I didn't like em anyway." Brother responds.
Banjo and Kazooie's eyes open..
Meanwhile, way above the underwater jail cell. On ground level..
"Huh!" Mumbo yells.. .. "Mumbo spotted you intruder! You can't hide from Mumbo for long! Mumbo has special powers!" Mumbo says in the area.. "Very well.." The figure replies, reveiling himself as Sayco.. "I know your exact plan.. You plan on making the oxygen in the water in this place breathable by any creature! Therefore trying to save Banjo and Kazooie, but they are already dead! And soon the same for you!" Sayco yells. Mumbo tries to zap Sayco with his stick, but Sayco seems immune to the staff.. "I'm sorry Mumbo, but your time is up!" Sayco yells.. Suddenly Mumbo floats in mid-air.. "Huh?" Mumbo replies.. "How would you like to Implode? Very nice indeed!" Sayco yells..
Is this the end of Mumbo? If he dies will Gregg give him a chance or will Gregg just confirm that Mumbo is dead and he should of got Gregg some gold.. Is this the end? Well, no.. But I wish It was..
