Hello I'm still here. I haven't given up on the story. I can't wait until June 21st!

When it's like this: "Blah, Blah." It means someone is talking.

'Blah, Blah." It means they're using telepathy.

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Chapter 3

Revenge is Sweet

'Harry.' Called a soft voice.

"Go avay 'm sleepin'." Harry muffled into his pillow, trying to get this person to leave him

alone.

'Harry wake up, it's Ginny.' She said trying to wake him up.

Harry, not quite understanding what she had said, answered, "I'm tryin' to sleep."

'Sorry Harry I can't hear you. You have to concentrate on me to talk to me.'

Now that Harry was awake he recalled the past night's events. 'Ginny.' He tried feeling very

stupid. 'Why did you wake me up?'

'It's about nine in the morning and guess what?' She asked, excitement evident in her voice.

'What?' He said sleepily, standing up and starting to change his clothes.

'Dad is coming to get you at noon. I think they sent you a letter.' she said, then added,

'It's a surprise because they didn't tell us.'

'How do you know then?' He asked he suspiciously, he found a letter on his bed. 'Eavesdropping

were you?'

He read:

Dear Harry,

We will be coming to get you today at noon. Have your things packed. We will be using a port key.

From,

Arthur Weasley

Harry shuddered as remembered the last time he used a portkey. It was not an enjoyable

experience. He pushed those thoughts aside as Ginny was explaining.

'Well... You remember last night when Mer-Grandfather told us we could do about anything?' She

asked guiltily.

'Yes.' He answered.

'And you remember how these chains allow us to talk to everyone else?'

'Yes.' He said wishing she would get to the point.

'I asked Grandfather if I could read mind and he said "Try" so I read Mum's mind.'

'I want to try.' Exclaimed Harry, childishly.

'Certainly not on me!' She answered. 'Oh, I almost forgot. Put some of those pranks in the

Dursley's food. It should be funny.' He could hear her laughing.

'Don't you worry.' He said mischievously. 'Sirius will be so proud.'

'Proud of what?' A voice asked.

'Sirius?' They asked.

'And James-'

'And Lily-'

'And, last but not least, Katrina.' She finished.

'You three sound like the twins.' Ginny said, trying to stifle a giggle.

'Th-' They started.

'That was not a compliment.' Now she could barely contain her laughter.

'Your not very nice.' Sirius whined.

'Now, say sorry.' James added, in a sad voice.

'Sorry..' They all thought she had apologized. 'I can't hear you. The connection must be bad

here.' She started making muffled sounds.

'Well, I've gotta go prank the Dursleys! See you!' Harry said, while picking up the box that

contained the Weasley twin's new pranks. Harry was extremely excited, he would finally have his

revenge.

'You can let us see, you know.' His mother informed him, eager to see her bitter sister have a

prank on her. 'Picture it in your mind and think of us.'

'Alright.' He sighed 'I thought you were supposed to be the adults.'

'We are, we're children at heart.' Katrina stated.

By then, Harry was walking down the stairs to the kitchen with his pockets full of sweets like

canary creams and more. Now was the time to test them. When he walked into the kitchen, for the first

time his uncle acknowledged he was there.

"What are YOU still doing here?" He asked, venom dripping from his voice, showing how much he

hated Harry.

"I've come to thank you for taking care of me for the last fourteen years." He stated, pulling

the candies out of his pocket and dumping them on the table.

His Aunt and Uncle eyed him suspiciously, before going to inspect the candies. Dudley looked like he was torn between fright and hunger, before he too was inspecting the candies. While his 'relatives' were looking at the candies, he quietly sprinkled some powder onto their breakfast. When they had finished his Uncles asked very red-faced, "Does this make your tongue purple or giant." He watched Harry for any signs that he was lying.

"No, I've tried them they don't. They're very filling though so you should eat your breakfast."

His Aunt suddenly remembered the salads and brought everyone but Harry one. It seemed as though she

didn't think he ate anymore.

"Where did you get these?" His bulging eyes glued to Harry's every move. Harry thought this is

what it must feel like for thieves to be interrogated by the police. The only difference was that

Harry was on the verge of laughing.

"When I was trying to get a job, I walked into the bakery and bought them." He lied, but his face looked innocent. He didn't know how he wasn't rolling on the ground, he guessed it was the thought of getting even with the Dursley's. Harry thought now would be the time to send the scene to his parents, his godparents and Ginny.

"Where did you get the money?" He asked, with mouthful of salad. His cousin was practically

shoving the salad down his throat at the thought of getting sweets, while aunt Petunia was silently

nibbling at her food. Before Harry could answer uncle Vernon said, "Great salad Petunia."

"Certainly not from you." He answered trying to make it look as though he hadn't realised what he had said. He could hear howls of laughter in his head. This situation, he thought would make people question his sanity more than they did now.

By now his Uncle was redder than he thought even Ron could get. Then he started bellowing at the

top of his lungs, "How dare you, you Ungrateful little..." He stopped suddenly as though he was

choking. Petunia noticed and rushed over to him until she also started choking. Dudley, thinking his

parents were occupied with something else was stuffing his piggy face with all the sweets on the

table. Suddenly, his face went white as he realised this would do something similar to last year, but

he had already swallowed. He looked to his mother for help, but saw she had her own problems.

Her neck and face had become longer and she had dark brown spots. She had become a giraffe, but

her body was still normal and that made it all the more hilarious. His uncle's nose and feet (and

hands) had became an elephant's. Vernon, in his fury, tried to shout at him, but all that came out was (what is that sound an elephant makes?) This only made Harry fall off his chair with a thump. His face was red and he was gasping for breath.

Dudley had became canary, with a pig's nose and tail and his hands were swollen to the size of

dinner plates. What came next made him burst out in laughter whenever he thought about it in years to

come. He jumped off his chair, landed on his feet but couldn't keep his balance and fell down onto his face with a loud squeal. Then he ran out of the room and up the stairs on all fours.

Petunia was running around panicking and hitting her head on the light's as she was trying to get

herself out of sight. Finally, she decided on running to her room hoping it would wear off so none of

the neighbours would see. Vernon gave Harry a growl that resembled a tiger's more than it sounded like an elephant's and ran out of the room to comfort his wife.

Harry realised it was five minutes to noon so he decided to get packed.

While Harry was packing his parent's, godparent's and Ginny's voices were in his head.

'That was hilarious. I want to remember this moment forever.' His mother said, dreamily.

'I hope we can make photo's. We could put it in the Marauder's best pranks.' James said, eager to

reminisce all of his pranks.

'Just think what kinds of pranks we will be seeing in Hogwarts. It'll be disastrous.' Sirius said, 'You're right Harry I will be proud.. Of my all growd up godson.'

'Sirius, be quiet before you make more of a fool out of yourself.' Katrina laughed.

'Good-bye guys. Mr.Weasley should be here soon and see you soon Ginny.' Harry announced to them.

Harry got his wand out of his trunk and put a charm on his trunk so it wouldn't weigh so much, and went into the foyer to wait for Mr.Weasley.

Late, as usual Mr.Weasley appeared ten minutes after noon. "Hello, Harry how have you been?" He

asked and apparently remembering the summer before added darkly, "And the muggles?"

"Oh, since the. Er. Incident last year they went out while you came." He smiled, but Mr.Weasley

had no idea why. Although, he didn't voice his thoughts.

"Just touch the can and the Portkey will be activated." He explained, as he pulled the can out of

his robe's pocket and held it out for Harry to touch.

As soon as Harry touched the can he felt the familiar tug behind his navel....

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(A/N) In case you did not understand, the powder turns part of their bodies into parts of the animal

they resemble the most.

Sorry it was shorter than the others, but I'm adding the nest chapter soon.

Thank you to all my reviewer please review or I may not have enough strength to go on.

*Almost faints*

Luv Jess