Chapter 2: Gundams VS. Gunblades

Disclaimer: I don't own much. I do, however, have permission to use Chibi Neko and Pansy ^ ^ Gal. and Shinnimegami, seeing that I am Shinnimegami. I don't own Final Fantasy VIII, Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, Dragon Ball Z, Card Captor Sakura or The Power Puff Girls. Hell I know FF8 and The Power Puff Girls aren't animes, but oh well.

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Previously on The Great Debate:

Saturn: WU-MAN!!! *Pulls out her glaive*

Wufei: ..uh, please continue.

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Shinnimegami: Well...

Chibi Neko: I thought you were escorting Keroberos to the buffet table

Shinnimegami: I was, but.

Pansy Gal: Lemme guess. you spotted Duo

Shinnimegami: YUP!

Rinoa: Mind telling me what the fuck is going on?

Shinnimegami: Noa.

Rinoa: Anthea.

Shinnimegami: Watch it, Heartilly. Your skating on VEEEERY thin ice

Rinoa: So? Squallykins will save me!

Squall: No I won't

Rinoa: Will

Squall: Not

Rinoa: Will

Squall: Not

Rinoa: Will

Squall: Not

Pansy Gal: Shut ya yapper-flappers already!

(AN The term Yapper Flapper comes from the Amanda Show. As much as I despise that show, it's a funny line)

Rinoa/Squall: NO!!

Shinnimegami: Anyway people, is there any topic on which you would like to converse?

Pansy Gal: Yeah. What the frick is up with your name?

Shinnimegami: Well, "Shinni" means "of Death" or something like that, and "Megami" means "Goddess". So I'm the Goddess of Death

Pansy Gal: So you stole Duo's "God of Death" Idea then?

Shinnimegami: HAI!!! You really need to look out for the m-e before gami. "Gami" means God, so the added m-e makes it more feminine. AKA Goddess.

Chibi Neko: Trying to teach everyone Japanese, are we?

Shinnimegami: HAI!!!!!!

Selphie: BOOYAKA!!!!!! WASSUPPPIEE PEOPLE?!

Quistis: URAGHHHH. little brunette baka on a permanent sugar high. itai.

Squall: Why Quisty! I didn't know you could speak Japanese!

Quistis: Now you do.

Rinoa: Korugaru.

Quistis: Same to you

Squall: Not you too Rinny.

Rinoa: HAI!!!!

Zell: .the hell?!?!

Hotaru: Um.

Rini: uh.

Serena: Where's the donuts?

*Darian walks in*

Hotaru: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT'S DARIAN SHIELDS!!!! KEEP HIM AWAAAAAYYYYY!!!!! *hides behind Shinnimegami* Save me, Anthea-mamma!!!

Shinnimegami: Don't worry 'Taru. MAMORU!! GET YOUR UGLY ASS OUTTA MY DISCUSSION ROOM NOW!!!

Darian (Mamorugly): Who's gonna make me?

Shinnimegami/Chibi Neko/Pansy Gal: We will!

Chibi Neko: NEKO CRYSTAL POWER MAKE-UP!!!

Pansy Gal: PANSY CRYSTAL POWER MAKE-UP!!!!

Shinnimegami: ETERNAL SHINNIMEGAMI POWER!!!!!

Serena: She stole my Eternal Sailor Senshi idea! Eternal Cosmos Moon Power!

Sailor Shinnimegami: Where the hell did that come from?

Sailor Cosmos: I-I don't know!

(AN the words "I-I don't know!" Come from the ep of Sailor Moon where Alan and Ann are tear-assing around Tokyo looking for sources of energy to feed the Doom Tree, and they attack the local Kindergarden School. Lets say Amy does what Quackie does. goes berserk and uses Mercury Bubbles Freeze. itai)

Sailor Neko: RRROOOWWWRRRRR.... HISSS.. GATTLING KITTY GUN!

Quistis: EVIL LIMIT-BREAK NAME STEALER PERSON THING!!!!!! GATTLING GUN!!!

Sailor Pansy: *Sings* Give me the strength to carry on

With all our love we can't go wrong. aw hell..PANSY SPIRAL SMASHER!!!

Sailor Shinnimegami: Sing somethin' else, will ya!

*Sings* I am a dreamer, Soul believer. *Cherry blossoms fly. shucks.*

Who says a girl can't live a dream

It's when I dream, I dream that I'm on top of the world

A busy day is over, on my way home

That's where I escape it all

Like a wind through that door

Something sweeps across the floor

Now I'm in a world of mystery

I am a dreamer, soul believer

What comes in, must come out

It's all about what you doubt *Pulls out a glaive, similar to Hotaru's* NECROMANCY!

*Darien falls unconscious. Sailors Pansy, Neko and Shinnimegami de- transform*

Zell: Dude.

Gohan: What the.

Miari Trunks: So many lights. blinded. owie.. *Sings*

Thunder struck!

Yeah yeah yeah THUNDER STRUCK!!!!

Goku: This is all very strange. Anyone need a super Saiyan?

Goten: No dad... thaaaaaaanks.

Xu: People! I'm having trouble following this conversation. Can someone fill me in?

Shinnimegami: We're talking about how much of a prissy-ass Rinny's being. Happy?

Rinoa: PRISSY ASS?!?!

Fujin: RAGE

Raijin: Yeah, like, rage, ya know?

Fujin: ANGER

Raijin: Aw shit, ya know?

*Raijin gets beaten up by our favourite silver haired person. not Dumbledore. I hate HARRY POTTHEAD!!!! AAAHHH!!!!! Wrath of the eyepatch lady!!!*

Fujin: VICTORY!

Raijin: Whatever, ya know?

Pansy Gal/ Chibi Neko: *Dr. Evil voice* Riiiiiiiiiiiiighttt..

Shinnimegami: Well, alrighty then! That's the end of chapter 2! I'll be back. *Maniacal laughter* Hell, I'm evil!!! Please read all my other stories! Until next time, See ya! *drags poor Duo out of the room by his braid*

Pansy Gal/ Chibi Neko: Uh oh. *Sweatdrop*

Rinoa: The dark era. uh oh is right.

Hotaru: Mamma! Daddy! Wait for meeeeeeeee!!!

Serena: Did Saturn just call them mamma and daddy?

Chibi Neko: Shinnimegami took great pleasure in killing Dr Tomoe. Kaori wasn't thrilled, though.

Pansy Gal: However, Hotaru was head over heels in happiness. So Dr Tomoe isn't her biological dad no more!

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal: BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!!!!!

Rini: Shi no Tenshi also killed Kaori Night. Veeeeeeeeery gruesome.. Duo was so excited. I think it was the blood.

Rinoa: Bloodthirsty monsters.

Relena: *Appears out of no where* Hiya!

Trista: Die, unholy one!

Amara: Uranus World Shaking!

Michelle: Neptune Deep Submerge!

Trista: Pluto Deadly Scream!

Relena: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE!!! AHHHHHH! HEERO SAVE ME!!!

Chibi Neko: Better still, DON'T!! Let the cow die!

Heero: My thoughts exactly!

(AN Obviously by now, in case you haven't figured it out my now, Chibi Neko is madly in love with Heero, aka Trigger Happy Boy)

*The Sailor Senshi all become Supers and kill Relena. took 'em long enough*

Narrator from The Power Puff Girls: And once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Sailor Scouts!

All Sailor Senshi: HAI!!!!

Bubbles/Blossom/Buttercup: Hey!!!!!!!!

Mojo Jojo: No, It is me, Mojo Jojo, who has saved the day! For I, Mojo Jojo, am the best person, because I saved the day! Because I'm Mojo Jojo!

Mina: Venus Love and Beauty Shock!

*Mojo Jojo dies.. Hooray!!!*

*Raye looks very pleased with herself. and Lita somehow conjures a batch of her famous triple-choc-chip-fudge cookies. Serena dives for them*

*Shinnimegami pops her head back in the door*

Shinnimegami: Now, be a nice person, and click the purrty grey "Go" Button next to the "Submit Review" Thingy! It's not that hard! PLEASE?!?!?!

Duo: What the hell are you doing?!

Shinnimegami: Making myself popular!

Chibi Neko: *Dr Evil voice* Riiiiiiiiiiight

Nataku: Just keep believing that, moron.

(AN This Nataku isn't Meilan. It's my buddy Alex who is madly in love with Wufei)

Pansy Gal: No chance in hell.

Shinnimegami: Wanna bet? 'Taru hunny, can you lend mummy your glaive?

Hotaru: Sure!!!!

*Shinnimegami chases Nataku, Pansy Gal and Chibi Neko around the room. everyone else falls over anime-style*

Shinnimegami: DIE!! ALL OF YOU MUST DIE!!!!!

Duo: HEY! That's my line!

Shinnimegami: *Raspberry* Mine now!!!

Squall: The insanity. I can't stand it any longer. *Pulls out the Lionheart*

Shinnimegami: Aww shiiiiiiiiit.. We all gonna die now

Selphie: Wait! Everyone! Love! And! Peace!

Wufei: Baka onna

Selphie: Bungu

Wufei: I understand Korean too, dumbass!

Selphie: But do you understand Greek?

Wufei:. *Blank look. obvious no*

Selphie: Thought not, murii

Shinnimegami: NANI?!?! You speak GREEK?!?!?

Selphie: Ne

Shinnimegami: Malaka isi!!!!

Selphie: BITCH!!! *Pulls out the nunchaku* Slot!

Pansy Gal: Show-offs

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On the next Chapter:

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Mariemeia: I told you not to insult my daddy! Die, Bi'atches!

Pansy Gal: Well soooooo-rry!

Chibi Neko: You think we give a flying rats ass?

Mariemeia:.. Yup!

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La Finitio of chapter 2

Endnotes:

I Am A Dreamer, sung by Shinnimegami, from Card Captor Sakura

Carry On, sung by Pansy Gal, from Sailor Moon

Thunder (At least that's what I think it's called), sung by Miari Trunks, Performed by ACDC