Chapter 3: GF's and a shiny new ring! OOOHHH!!

Disclaimer: I only own Shinnimegami, Pansy Gal, A. Nataku and Chibi Neko. So I own jack shit. Not even Duo! WAAAAAHHHHH!!! I don't wanna own Darien or Relena... or Mojo Jojo, but I don't think I mention him. OR Hilde, coz she always tries to steal my man. And if there are any errors, don't blame me. I'm too bust listening to FF8, GW, SM and CCS midis. Why they're midis, I have no idea. And when I mention the original Nataku, she'll go under the name Meiran, coz that's her real name. So Nataku is my buddy, Meiran is Woofie's wife.

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Previously on The great debate:

Xu: People! I'm having trouble following this conversation. Can someone fill me in?

Shinnimegami: We're talking about how much of a prissy-ass Rinny's being. Happy?

Rinoa: PRISSY ASS?!?!

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Chibi Neko: Sometimes I wonder if Hell's better than this shit

Shinnimegami: It is, believe me

Pansy Gal: Yes, Anthea, we'll believe you. Seeing as you've supposedly gone there.

Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: As much as we'd all like to believe that...

(AN The line "As much as we'd all like to believe that" is a trademark line, created by my friend, whom me, Nataku and Pansy Gal call Buttons. Her name started out as Jar Jar Binks, then Jar Jar Buttons, then just Buttons. Yes, I do have permission to use this trademark line)

Shinnimegami: Buttons is gonna be pissed!

Pansy Gal: ........and? Do I look like I care?

A. Nataku: ..... YES!!!!

Pansy Gal: ALRIGHT MISS PRISSY ASS.... THING!!!!! *Pulls out a glowing whip made of hearts... yup, it's Mina's Venus Love-Me-Chain*

Mina: Hey, shitface! That's mine!

Pansy Gal: Sorry sis, I just need to kill Alex

A. Nataku: Fat chance, preppy!

*Everyone watches as Erin and Alex try to kill each other. Mind you, Alex will win coz she does Kung Fu. She REALLY IS made for Wufei!!!!*

Raye: Sis, calm down

A. Nataku: Awwwww... *Pulls out Raye's bow and arrow with all the purty fire*

Lita: SIS!! STOP THEM!!!!!!

Shinnimegami: Why do I have to do all the dirty work? *Pulls out ...something... a cross between a scythe and a glaive* Erin Irene Slaviero! Alex Nicole Yee!! Come back here this instant!

Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: NO!!!

Shinnimegami: Sis, you do this... I'm hungry

Lita: Fine... Jupiter Crystal Power Make-up!

Sailor Jupiter: Al-righty then! Jupiter Oak Evolution!

*Pansy Gal and A. Nataku fall down and start twitching*

Shinnimegami: Remember this, my myopic friends... Don't mess with the Goddess of Death and The Princess of Thunder...

*The G Boys are all staring... probably coz Shinnimegami is so pretty! I like to promote myself. I AM THE SHINNIMEGAMI!!!!!!!*

Serena: I feel like I don't belong here...

Shinnimegami/ Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: Go back to the moon!

Serena: Okay! *Runs out of the room with Chibi Chibi and Rini under her arms*

(AN I forgot to mention, Chibi Chibi is here)

Chibi Chibi: WAAAHHH!!!

Rinoa: Bai bai! Now, people, where were we?

Shinnimegami: DIE!!!!!!!!

Rinoa: Nu-uh! *Pulls out the Pinwheel... thingy*

Shinnimegami: Hectimajuken!

(AN Hectimajuken is one of my special moves)

Rinoa: Angelo Rush!

*Angelo the dog pops up and jumps on the pinwheel and starts an attack on Shinnimegami*

Lita: SIS!! JUPTER OAK EVOLUTION!!!

*Rinoa also falls and twitches*

Shinnimegami: Heh... Bro! Lita beat you!!!

Squall: ..... *is reading the latest Gunblade model mag*

Shinnimegami: What about a lil duel?

Squall: ..... Fine *Pulls out the LionHeart*

Shinnimegami: *Gets rid of the Scythe/Glaive thingy and pulls out a LionHeart... except it glows purple instead of blue* Bring it on!

Wufei: I could all beat you with my hands tied behind my back!

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal: *Cough into their hands and say something along the lines of "Bullshit artist"...*

Duo: Heh heh... you go girls!

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal: Shut up!

Duo: Eeep!!!! *Hides behind Shinnimegami*

Elle: Watch it, kiddy-winks! Matron will be here in a moment!!

Chibi Neko: *Leans over to Shinnimegami and whispers* Kiddy-winks?

Shinnimegami: She's a sick woman. I'm 18, for fuck sake! Not a kiddy-wink! Well, not a big kiddy-wink... damn... TEENAGER! TEENAGER!!!

Pansy Gal: Veeeeeery sick. Poor Edea, having to put up with that...

Shinnimegami: Edea-mamma's not that fussed, but I can't see why not...

Chibi Neko/ Shinnimegami/ Pansy Gal: Poor Edea-mamma!

Edea: Impudent SeeD's!

Shinnimegami: Matron! *Runs to hug Edea*

Edea: Hello, my children

(AN Edea's what... 40? That's why she always says "My Children". At least I think she's around 40..... I know Cid is! Cid's an old fart. Who agrees?)

Pansy Gal: What's wrong with SeeD's? You started the whole SeeD shit in the first place!

Edea: My child! No bad language!

Pansy Gal: Sorry Matron, but fuck no!!!!

Shinnimegami: I'm bored....

Chibi Neko: What about a song?

Shinnimegami: YAY!!!! *Sings* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: Dee Diddly Diddly

Shinnimegami: There they are a' standing in the road

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: Bom bom bom

Shinnimegami: Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head... *Pulls out a skull and flaps it's jaws to make it look like it's singing*

Quistis: Isn't that what Scar does in the Lion King?

Shinnimegami: Yes, you dolt. Ya know what, Treppy? Your head is as clotted as clotted cream, which couldn't even be un-clotted with an electric de- clotter

(AN For anyone who's watched Black Adder- Back and Forth, you would know that line)

Quistis: Alright, whatever you say, clot head

Shinnimegami: Try to come up with an insulting insult for once... please!

Selphie: *Bounces around for no apparent reason* Hey-yo peeps!

Zell: *Mumbles* Bubbly fucknut...

Irvine: How dare you!!!! *Aims his rifle at Zell's head*

Edea: NO, IRVINE!!!!! SORCERY!!!!!!!!

*A huge ice crystal flies toward Irvine, who shoots it to bits*

Fujin: RAGE

Raijin: Not this again!

Serena: You two brought it upon yourselves!

Diana: Go Neo-Queen Serenity!!!!!!

Luna/ Artemis: Shush! *Both shove a paw on Diana's mouth... or is it a muzzle? Whatever a cat has... itai...*

Hotaru: MO-MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Shinnimegami: *Stops trying to kill Quistis* Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!!!

Hotaru: I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!

Shinnimegami: 'Taru, hunny, go look for Aunty Amara... I'm busy!

Quistis: Eeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh.... get off, you fat lump!

Shinnimegami: FAT LUMP?!?!?!

Rinoa: That's whatcha get for calling me a prissy-ass!

Pansy Gal: You deserved it

Squall: I'd appreciate it if you don't talk to my future wife like that, thanks

Shinnimegami: WHAT?!?!? SHE'S GONNA BE MY SISTER-IN-LAW?!?!?!?! Oh, the insanity...

(AN I have nothing againsed Rinoa... it's just that me and the other gals don't think Squall and Rinoa make a good match)

Pansy Gal: Poor bubba

Shinnimegami: Shut up, Erin

Pansy Gal: When Hell freezes over, Anthea

Shinnimegami: You're gonna get a fat lip, which'll heal when Satan goes to work on skis and God gets busted for a drive-by!

A. Nataku: Stop it you two!!!

Chibi Neko: Mrowr...

Diana: Hisssssss MEOW!!!!!

Luna: Shush!

Chibi Neko: Damn...

*All of a sudden, Mariemeia Khushrenada pops up and blows raspberries at everyone in the room*

Seifer: Uh...

Squall: It

Selphie: Can't

Quistis: Be

Zell: Treize's

Rinoa: Daughter

Irvine: Can

Edea: It?

Squall/ Selphie/ Quistis/ Zell/ Rinoa/ Irvine/ Edea/ Seifer: AAAHHHH!!! MARIEMEIA KHUSHRENADA!!!!!

Shinnimegami: Your father was a fuckwit

Mariemeia: Don't insult my daddy!

Pansy Gal: He was in love with Crazy Lady Une, wasn't he?

Mariemeia: I'm warning you!!!!

Chibi Neko: Uuurrrggghhh... and he was obsessed with red roses

Mariemeia: Stop it!! NOW!!!!

A. Nataku: And an all-round loser

Mariemeia: I told you not to insult my daddy! Die, Bi'atches!

Pansy Gal: Well soooooo-rry!

Chibi Neko: You think we give a flying rat's ass?

Mariemeia: ...Yup!

Heero: Fighting your dad was almost like- -

Squall: Trying to kill Ultimecia in that weird-ass castle

Elle: *Screams* Don't speak the name!!!

Shinnimegami: All of ya are Chicken-wusses!

Seifer: Stop stealing everyone's lines!

Shinnimegami: Then stop scaring me!!!!! *Falsely cries*

Duo: What the. *Stands over Shinnimegami* You ok?

Shinnimegami: *Whispers* Punch me in the stomach so it looks like I'm really crying. don't let anyone see it, though

*Duo quickly punches Shinnimegami*

Shinnimegami: Waaaaahhhhhh! *Really cries, secretly flashes Duo a thumbs up*

Seifer: Aw shit. *Runs as Squall and Lita chase him*

Lita: You made our sister cry!!! You will pay!!! *Becomes Jupiter again*

Squall: Die! *Does the weird hand-wavy thing* Aura!!!! *Glows yellow, pulls out a glowing blue ball* Diamond Dust!!!

*GF Shiva pops up and sends ice at Seifer*

(AN Why Squall used Shiva, I don't know. It's just that in my game, Shiva is best compatible with Squall and appears 2 seconds after being summoned)

Lita: *Pulls out a yellow sphere* Thunder Storm!!!

*GF Quezacoatl appears and shoots lightning*

(AN How can Jup-Jup can use a GF, you ask? COZ SHE'S MY SISTER!)

Shinnimegami: I fight my own battles! *Pulls out a black and purple sphere* Dark Messenger!

*GF Diablos back flips and uses a black mass of bats and shoots*

Shinnimegami: *Pats Diablos* Ah, my loyal pet. you cute little thing, you!

*Diablos grunts happily, glad of the praise from his mistress*

Pansy Gal: You call that thing cute?

Shinnimegami: Yup. We deathy people have to stick together.

*A mobile goes off, the ringtone is White Reflection*

Shinnimegami: Fuck *Answers the mobile* Talk

?: I need help with Operation Krabby Patty!!

Shinnimegami: Cargii? That you?

?: Yes

Shinnimegami: I'm at work, get Adrian to do it instead

Cargii: He's at the Goth's

Pansy Gal: *Sweatdrops* Moron

Shinnimegami: *Blows a raspberry at Pansy Gal* Anyway, I'll be home in a few hours. What's for dinner?

Cargii: Tuna Casserole

Shinnimegami: *Jumps up and down* Yay!!!

Cargii: It's only tuna, for Gods' sake!

?: *Another voice* HURRY UP!!!

Shinnimegami: I gotta go, and I guess you do too. Well, toodles! *Hangs up*

Everyone else: *Sweatdrop* TOODLES?!?!?!?

Chibi Neko: No person on the face of this planet uses that word!

Shinnimegami: Fuck you too!

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On the next chapter:

(AN This chapter is set 2 year into the future. Don't ask why. I felt like doing something crazy)

*House of the Almighty Cute Blonde.*

Minutes: 30 of me pass! *30 minutes pass*

*Shinnimegami re-enters and a very bemused Duo follows*

Chibi Neko: Uh oh. what did you do to the poor guy!!!!

Shinnimegami: Well, lets see.. We went shopping, did more shopping, and, oh, whaddaya know! Even more shopping!!!!!

*The four author-friends; Shinnimegami, Pansy Gal, Chibi Neko and A. Nataku huddle*

Chibi Neko: Well? Wassup?

Shinnimegami: December, Bali, bridesmaids!!!!!

Chibi Neko/ Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: WHAT?!?!?!?

Shinnimegami: *Flashes a really expensive looking ring* Well, Duo borrowed a couple of million dollars off Q-man and. um.

Pansy Gal: You bitch! Stealing money off my hubbie!!!

Shinnimegami: It wasn't stealing! It was permanently borrowing!

A. Nataku: What's happening? I can't take the suspense!!!!

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Well, you better take it. The Preview is already too long to tell you fanfic lovers what's happening. WELL TOO BAD!! THIS IS MY STORY!!!!

Endnotes:

The Coconut Song, sung by Shinnimegami, Chibi Neko, Pansy Gal and A. Nataku, from The Lion King movie

I know it's not such a great song, but hey, IT'S MY STORY!!! MINE!!! MINE I TELL YOU!!!! MINE!!!!!!

If you want to send flames, or suggestions, send them to my email, shinnimegami@hotmail.com and leave a name. I just might reply. If I feel like it. Bai bai!!!