The Adventures of . . . Zell and Greg Brady!

Author: Rag Doll.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Final Fantasy VIII characters, or Greg Brady of the Brady Bunch. I do, however, own this storyline, so no stealing my idea! ^_^ Read and review!

We find Zell Dincht sitting in front of the TV on a Saturday. He flips though the channels with a bored look in his eyes. 200 stations and NOTHING to watch! The horror, the adult rated, PG13 horror!

"The only thing on is a Brady Bunch marathon! This sucks!" Zell yells, throwing the remote on the floor. Too bad it landed on the, 'Brings whoever's on TV to life' button. Suddenly, a big flash of light comes from the TV and there stands Greg Brady, in all his glory!

"Hey there, far out dude!" Greg says, greeting our hero.

"Man, that is SO 70's! Try using a different lingo." Zell replies, in utter disgust.

"Whatever you say, dude. Are there any groovy chicks here for me to sing to? I got a far out song, wanna hear it?" He asks.

"Um . . . sure, if it'll get you to stop bothering me, sure." Zell rolls his eyes and Greg Brady begins singing and playing his guitar.

"Clowns never laughed before, and beanstalks never grew, ponies never ran before, until."

"STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Zell interrupts. "Let me find the reverse button on this thing," Zell grumbles and looks for the remote. He finds it, only to see that that is no reverse button.

"What's wrong, man?" Greg asks.

"I can't put your frustrating butt back into the TV." Zell explains, looking for a helpful 1-800 number.

"I can't believe you just said that!" The 70's TV star gasps.

"Said what?" The blonde martial artist groans, remembering how uptight the Brady's were about language.

"You said, 'butt'! You should be ashamed! Why if my mother heard you subjecting me to such language . . ."

"Butt! Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt! B-U-T-T, butt!" Zell chants. Greg Brady faints and Zell sighs in relief. "That should take care of him for at least an hour."

Author's Notes: Like it? Don't like it? Tell me! No flames please! ^_^ This is for you Rach!