The Adventures of . . . Zell and Greg Brady!

Author: Naurwen

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters . . . sadly. But I do own the storyline. So no stealing! Get you grubby hands off my plot! Sorry. Lost my composure. Anyway . . . the moment you've all been waiting for . . . you wanted the best! You got the best! The hottest fic in the world . . .(I wish)

Zell calls every 1-800 number and even some 1-900 numbers and finds nothing that can help him. Crestfallen, he trudges back to his recliner and grumbles. That's when Greg wakes up.

"Groove senses are tingling! I sense a far out chick about . . . 20 feet away!" He stands up and strikes a heroic pose and runs out the out the door, proclaiming; "Groovy Man . . . AWAY!!!!!!!!" Zell is clearly terrified and chases after Greg, (Or Groovy Man. . . whatever.) and groans;

"Oh no! Now he's LOOSE!"

A/N: Who is the groovy chick? What has Zell done to the students of Balamb Garden? Dear God, what is that thing?! Will Hyne have mercy on Zell's sprit thingy? What the hell is wrong with me? Find out next chapter! (sorry this one was so short.)-Naurwen