Chapter 5: The thoughtfulness of Shinnimegami/ Hotaru finally gets adopted!

Disclaimer: If I had credit for every time I did a disclaimer... you know. I own Shinnimegami and Cargii. I have permission to use A. Nataku, Pansy Gal and Chibi Neko. I don't own anything else. Just read the godforsaken story! And for the hell of it, I added a bonus family tree!!!!! It's at the bottom for anyone who has the patience to actually LOOK AT IT!!!

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Previously on The Great Debate:

Chibi Neko: *Stops trying to flirt with Heero* TIDAL WAVE!!!!

Amy: MERCURY ICE STORM BLAST!!! *water turns to ice with the attack*

Squall: Aura! *Pushes the ice to the pool* Heh... superhuman strength, gotta love it!

Raye: MARS FLAME SHOOTER!!! Melts the ice, all of it returns to the pool*

Shinnimegami: Smart asses. I could've done that myself.

*Everyone stops and looks at Shinnimegami. then they all realise she's wearing a skimpy bikini that could easily fit into a contact lens case*

Duo: Wow. *whistles*

*Then Shinnimegami ruins it all by putting on a pair of black and purple boardshorts*

Duo: Hell, fuck, shit, damn!!!!

*Obviously Duo likes seeing Shinnimegami in the skimpy bikini. Hentai, very Hentai!!!*

Shinnimegami: Poor bubba! *Pounces onto Duo*

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Rinoa: I have the most fans!

Selphie: No, I do!

Rinoa: No, me!

Selphie: No, ME!!

Rinoa: ME!!!

Selphie: ME!!!

Rinoa: ME!!!

Selphie: ME!!!

Rinoa: ME!!!

Selphie: ME!!!

*This continues for a while*

Shinnimegami: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Rams a frying pan into both of their heads*

Lita: Go sis!

Shinnimegami: Thanks, Jup-Jup!

Lita: *Angry* Don't call me that

Squall: Sis, Where did the buffet table go?

Shinnimegami: *Points to Selphie* Ta da...

Squall: *Sweatdrop* Seph, you pig!

Selphie: I was hungry!

Lita: Right...

Pansy Gal/ Shinnimegami/ A. Nataku: As much as we'd all like to believe that...

Chibi Neko: That line is so old

Pansy Gal: Eh

Squall: I'm surrounded by total dickwads

Shinnimegami: Aw, you don't mean that, onee-san! *Hugs her older brother*

Squall: Sadly, I do

Lita: Onee-baka! *Sends a thunderbolt at Squall*

Hotaru: Unca' Squallykins! Aunty Jup-Jup!

Lita: Sis, did you con her into calling me that?

Shinnimegami: Yup!

Lita: *Sweatdrop* Well, don't!

Shinnimegami: But-

Lita: No buts, missy!

Shinnimegami: Damn... *Blows a raspberry at her older sister*

Pansy Gal: Ants, you're so cruel! Making your daughter call your sister a crappy name!

Shinnimegami: I DIDN'T ASK YOU! STAY OUT OF THIS OR I'LL SCREAM IN YOUR EAR UNTIL YOU ARE DEAF!!!!!

A. Nataku: And you're mean to your friends!

Shinnimegami: It's all in a days' work!

Duo: And that's what I like about you!

Squall: Aw, that's so sweet, I think I'll THROW UP!!!!!!

Hotaru: Unca' Squallykins, don't be mean to daddy

*Place where I don't know what's going on...*

Gohan: I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!

Videl: Heh... the shower...

(AN that was a few lines from the Simpsons... DAMN! Everyone knows that line!)

Hercule: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM THE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Videl: Dad, you're so crazy

*Kitty-Quat's Mansion...*

*The self-proclaimed God and Goddess of Death are bloating themselves way beyond silly*

Pansy Gal: You two make me sick

Quatre: They make YOU sick? They're messing up my house!

A. Nataku: Aw, poor stupid blonde boy thing-person-person!!!!

Quatre: WHY IS IT THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M BLONDE EVERYONE THINKS I'M A FUCKING SOFTIE?!?!?!?!?!

Pansy Gal: Don't make Quackie angry or he'll cry... *Shhh's everyone*

Quatre: I just got betrayed by my own GIRLFRIEND?!?! Oh, the humanity...

Shinnimegami: *Chocolate bar in hand!!!* Aww, poor Blondie. Maybe I should change the script

A. Nataku: Don't! I like it when Quatre gets tortured!

(AN My buddy A. Nataku absolutely loathes Quatre. As if you didn't know by now)

Pansy Gal: YOU WILL OR I'LL SCREAM IN YOUR EAR UNTIL YOU ARE DEAF!!!

Shinnimegami: BITCH STOP STEALING MY LINES!!!!!!!!!!!

Fujin: It wasn't as bad when you stole my lines

Raijin: She strung a whole sentence together!!!! It's a miracle!!!

Fujin: RAGE!!! DIE!!! *Pulls out the Zanbatoh*

Shinnimegami: Too bad you jinxed her, Raijin!

Raijin: *Raspberry*

Shinnimegami: Same to you, sweety

Heero: You people don't get along do you?

Raijin/ Shinnimegami/ Fujin: NUP!!!

Heero: Thought as much...

Chibi Neko: Right...

Pansy Gal: Morons...

A. Nataku: Hai

Serena: This is nuts! *Dagget voice*

(AN I don't watch much TV, but Angry Beavers is like Sailor Moon. Everyone's seen it! Even I have, and I'm only allowed to watch 4 programs a day, which are DBZ, GW, SM and CCS!!! And Angry Beavers when any of those aren't on!)

Rini: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *Also Dagget voice*

Shinnimegami: NEEEHUUUUUUU!!!!! *Norbert Voice*

*The Neo-Queen, the Goddess of Death and the Small Lady collapse in a laughing heap*

Squall: Dimwitted

Wufei: Bakas

Rinoa: *Agreeing with Wufei* For a change, I agree with you

Hotaru: But you'll always agree with Unca' Squallykins

Squall: Well duh

Rinoa: What did you expect? Zell to pop up as Cupid and point arrows at us?

Zell: Actually I'd prefer to pop up as Satan and throw fireballs at your asses

Duo: Sounds like fun...

Shinnimegami: Hmm... Fire...

Hotaru: Talking of fire, can I use some againsed Mars?

Shinnimegami: Hunny, Sailor Senshi do not attack Sailor Senshi... or hot guys

Duo: Like me

Shinnimegami: Hai

Pansy Gal/ A. Nataku: *Bullshit cough*

Raye: Stuff it! MARS FLAME SHOOTER!!!!

Hotaru: SATURN EERIE SILENCE!!!

Shinnimegami: That's my girl! *FIRAGA SPELL RUNS TOWARD MARS!!! Heck, I lie too much... shucks*

Hotaru: YAY MOMMY!!!!

Duo: GO THE CHICK USING THE FIRAGA!!

Squall/ Lita: GO SIS!!!

A. Nataku: GO MARS!!!

*A poor screaming A. Nataku gets chased by Shinnimegami's sis and bro, her FUTURE daughter and her fiancée*

Quistis: Why can't you people use limit breaks like the rest of us? *Starts to use Blue Magic to shut the group up*

Shinnimegami: Quisty, you're acting like Squall

Quistis: Am not! *Raspberry*

Shinnimegami: I'm not in the mood to argue. Just shut up!

Quistis: Aww... *pouts*

Squall: Oh my god, she's pouting!

Zell: Dangerous, ain't it?

Selphie: Hai

Diana: Scary! *Miaows*

Luna: Very

Artemis: Very Very!

Rini: Ok, you can stop now

Shinnimegami: I'll argue with you later. Hows about a lollypop while you wait?

Quistis: Yay! *Claps hands like a 5 year old. More like Seph. Oh come on! Seph SO acts like a five year old! I remember a whole "Train, train, take us away, take us away, far away, to the future we will go!" song on the first fucken FF8 disc. You people have such selective memories!*

Zell: Great. We have another Tillmit wannabe

Rinoa: Screwy, ain't it? But she's not a Tillmit wannabe, she's a Tillmit GONNABE!

Quistis: I'll stop if it'll shut you dickwads up

Shinnimegami: Oh WONDERFUL! Now she's miss ego!

Zell: My line!

Shinnimegami: Mine now!

*Place where Gohan doesn't know where he is...*

Videl: 3D...

Gohan: Wowie!

Goten: Oohhh! Pwetty colors!

Goku: Mad! I seriously gotta try training in here!

Vegeta: Kakarot, that's completely idiotic!

Miari Trunks: Shrapnel...

Chi Chi: *Tapping her foot* No blowing up shit. You have study to do. As for you Goku, you're scrubbing the toilet when we get home

*The Mansion (Aren't you glad I haven't given it a shitty name this time?!*

Lita: Sometimes reality really stinks...

Serena: Yup

Amy: *Is using her mini laptop, and a deck of cards can be seen. Yup, she's playing Solitaire*

Raye: *Is meditating* You know, I've been wondering. If we're senshi, why aren't we kickin' ass?

Mina: Coz there's no-ones ass to kick right now

Amara: What about Darien?

Serena: NO!!! No-one's gonna lay a finger on Mamo-chan!!

Amara: Just a suggestion...

Michelle: You should listen to other people's suggestions, you know

Trista: But what if we don't want to?

Hotaru: Then I'll kill you. How does that sound?

Shinnimegami: She sounds like her un-biological mom!

Duo: Hai

Heero: And she has a bloodlust like her un-biological dad

Shinnimegami: He's gotcha there, Duo...

Duo: Damnit!!!

Lita: ...REALLY stinks...

Duo: Hai

Amy: I guess Dr T wasn't such a good father, otherwise 'Taru wouldn't have such a bad mind

Shinnimegami: You're forgetting about Mistress 9

Duo: And Pharaoh 90

Amy: Oh, right!

Serena: Hard to kill the mutha-effers, wasn't it?

Squall: Just like Adel!

Shinnimegami: And Ultimecia!

Heero: And Relena!

Rinoa: Good one

Zell: Dude. How many times is she gonna ask you to kill her?

Heero: I'm gonna wait till she cracks completely

Hotaru: Nice choice! May I help?

Shinnimegami: No, coz you're helping us torture her NOW!!!

Hotaru: Yay!!!

*The 3 deathies leave with weapons held high. Duo with a scythe, Hotaru with a glaive and Shinnimegami with the weird cross glaive-scythe- thingimajigady*

Relena: *From God Knows Where* AHHHHHHHH! HEERO SAVE ME!!!!

Chibi Neko: I hope you don't, Hee-chan

Heero: To hell with pacifism-crazy bitch! YA HEAR ME REL?! DIE!!!

Chibi Neko: I just LOVE the way your mind works, Hee-chan!

A. Nataku: *Mutters so no-one can hear* Crazy boy in Spandex

Chibi Neko: Hmmm... Spandex Space!!!!

Heero: Ah hell no. Don't get any ideas, Kath

Chibi Neko: I wasn't! You sick Hentai freak!

Heero: I'm not the Hentai Freak! Duo is!

Duo: *From somewhere* Am not!

Shinnimegami: *Also from somewhere... presumably Hell* How dare you insult my poor hubbie!!! *Pops up back at the mansion* You will die for that statement!

Heero: Oh yeah? What are ya going to do about it?

Shinnimegami: ..... SING!!!

Rinoa: Uh oh... you shouldn't provoke her. It could take months till she stops singing!

Shinnimegami: *Sings*

Whenever I sang my songs

On the stage, on my own

Whenever I said my words

Wishing they would be heard

I saw you smiling at me

Was it real or just my fantasy?

You'd always be there in the corner

Of this tiny little bar

Squall: Isn't that what Rinoa's mom sang?

Shinnimegami: Shut up.

My last night here for you

Same old songs, just once more

My last night here with you?

Maybe yes, maybe no

I kind of liked it your way

How you shyly placed your eyes on me

Oh, did you ever know

That I had mine on you

Rinoa: I warned you!

Shinnimegami: *Makes a rude gesture at her sis-in-law-to-be*

Darling, so there you are

With that look on your face

As if you're never hurt

As if you're never down

Shall I be the one for you

Who pinches you softly but sure

If a frown is shown then

I will know that you are no dreamer

A. Nataku: Please shut her up! *Looks around for a mallet*

Shinnimegami: *Rude gesture to A. Nataku*

So let me come to you

Close as I wanna be

Close enough for me

To feel your heart beating fast

And stay there as I whisper

How I loved your peaceful eyes on me

Did you ever know

That I had mine on you

Hotaru: Mommy has a nice voice, doesn't she?

Duo: *Nods* Hai

Shinnimegami: *Smiles, continues singing. And yes, this is the last verse!*

Darling, so share with me

Your love, if you have enough

Your tears if you're holding back

Or pain if that's what it is

How can I let you know

I'm more than just the dress and the voice

Just reach out then

You will know that you're not dreaming

Pansy Gal: FINALLY!!!!

Shinnimegami: It's not as if you can sing! You sound like a jackhammer!

Pansy Gal: Do not!

Quatre: Please don't fight. I don't want blood on anything

Pansy Gal: I can sing better than you! *Sings*

Deep in my soul

Love's so strong,

It takes control

Now we both know

The secrets bare,

The feeling shows

Straying far apart,

I make a wish

On a shooting star

Quatre: She sounds like an angel... *Drifts off*

Pansy Gal: *Grins, continues singing*

There will come a day

Somewhere far away

In your arms I'll stay

My only love

Even though you're gone

Love'll still love on

The feeling is so strong

My only love, my only love

Shinnimegami: More like the devil... *Maniacal laughter, waves her weapon around*

Pansy Gal: *Death glare that could rival Heero's*

There will come a day

Somewhere far away

In your arms I'll stay

My only love

Even though you're gone

Love'll still love on

The feeling is so strong

My only love

There will come a day

Somewhere far away

In your arms I'll stay

My only love

Feelings come apart

From a secret in my heart

I've known it from the start

My only love, my only love

Quatre: So angelic...

Shinnimegami: You have SO gotta be kidding me! I need something to hurl in...

A .Nataku: Why don't you hurl on Pansy?

Shinnimegami: Hm, good idea. Oh PANSY!!!!!!

Pansy Gal: WHAAATT?!?!

*The poor blonde girl gets chased by the taller brunette, who's sporting a sledgehammer*

*Mobile with White Reflection tone rings. Upon close-up we see the words 'Cargii's mobile'*

Shinnimegami: *Answers* Talk

Cargii: Adrian says you stole Gauntlet Legends again

Shinnimegami: Fuck him! I wouldn't touch his game with a ten foot pole! You tell him to get into that penis extension he calls a car and drive here!

Cargii: He wants you to come here. The car was stolen

Shinnimegami: No duh. Alright. Bye *Hangs up*

Duo: What happened?

Shinnimegami: Adrian's pissed coz he thinks I stole his copy of Gauntlet Legends. *Picks up her bag* Be back in twenty! *Sings softly*

I'm off to see the lizard

The yuckyful lizard of Aus...

(AN Adrian is another older bro of mine. And he lives in Australia*

Duo: Good luck!

Hotaru: Anyhow, we need a new debate topic. Hows about... Dreamcast is better than Gamecube? All in favor say 'I'

Everyone: I!!!

Hotaru: Great. Mom and Dad will want to be on the affirmative. Correct?

Duo: Of course

Minutes: 20 of me pass! *20 minutes pass*

Shinnimegami: I'm Baaaaaaaacckk!!! *runs over to Duo*

Duo: Hiya!

Shinnimegami: I almost killed the bastard

Cargii: (OV) He's crying like a baby over here you moron!

Shinnimegami: *Rolls her eyes* Well tell him to get a fucking life!

Pansy Gal: That isn't very nice

Shinnimegami: So? I seem to remember a time when I was 13. Adrian tried to kill me

A. Nataku: Damn shame he missed...

Shinnimegami: Oh, shut up *Raspberry*

Serena: I hate brothers

Shinnimegami: I hate Adrian. Squall is my favorite brother!

Rinoa: No surprise there...

Shinnimegami: Fish lips!

(AN I wrote this while watching Wayne's World... for the 4th time. Forgive me. I have no sense of humor)

Raye: Oh, boo hoo. You're lucky you have siblings! I'm stuck with a perverted old man and a long haired rockstar wannabe!

Lita: You're lucky. I live alone

Squall: The whole family is a bit spread out right now. Ants is living with the braided baka, I'm at Garden, Lita's living in Tokyo somewhere and Adrian and Phoebe are still living with mom.

(AN Cargii's real name is Phoebe)

Shinnimegami: But this was a good opportunity to catch up, wasn't it?

Lita: Yeah, I guess...

Hotaru: Oh, and before I forget, the new topic is Dreamcast is better than Gamecube. You and Daddy are affirmative...

Minutes: 30 of me pass! *30 minutes pass*

Shinnimegami: And in conclusion, Gauntlet Legends, Soul Calibur, Crazy Taxi and Sonic Adventures are the best Dreamcast games!

Duo: Hmm. Video games!

Shinnimegami: The thought of staring at a TV screen for hours on end.

Duo/ Shinnimegami: AWSOME!!!

Pansy Gal: You're lucky you have a Dreamcast, Ants

Shinnimegami: It's not mine. It's Adrian's. And besides, you have a Gamecube

Quatre: I prefer Nintendo 64

Pansy Gal: Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2!!!

Shinnimegami: *Screams* Ahh! The eternally painful game!

Duo: *Gritted teeth* URRAGGH! I hate that game!

Heero: Join the club

A. Nataku: Actually, it's not so bad. God knows I use to play Pokemon Snap on N64 for 7 hours straight a day!

Pansy Gal: No wonder you're insane!

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On the next chapter...

Serena: Sleep, I need sleep...

Raye: Don't fall asleep! It'll be hell on earth to get yo up when lunch comes!

Serena: Then just yell Lunch and I'll be up before you can say 'Moon Cosmic Dream Action!'

Raye: Moon Cosmic Dream Action? How about 'FOOD!!!'?

Serena: I guess that'll work

Lita: Lunch is on!

Serena: Damn...

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Shinnimegami: I know this is the end of the chapter, but my fiancée has a few words to share with you.

Duo: I don't know why, but Shi Tenshi thinks you won't listen to her if she puts in some web addresses that she recommends.

Firstly, www.fantasysquare.com for all your Final Fantasy needs! It's pack with heaps of midis and fanfics. And it has heaps of pics of cute babes like Rinny!

Shinnimegami: Hey!!!

Duo: Sorry. Then we have www.wingundam.com which has heaps of pics of me, and the other pilots. But it also has pics of *Shudder* Relena... don't scream, whatever you do.

Then www.sailor-games.com which has heaps of puzzles and a 'Which Sailor Senshi Are You?' quiz. Not to mention, a helluva lot more pics of chicks in short skirts.

Shinnimegami: And what happened to all the shit you pulled about being faithful to me, and ONLY me?

Duo: Um... But I wasn't lying!

Shinnimegami: I'm not stupid. You make eyes at every pretty girl you see!

*Door to living room is closed, but the words 'Baby-doll', 'I-mean-it, really' and 'You- know-you're-the-only-one-for-me' are heard from Duo and 'You're-serious', 'Oh-fine-I-forgive-you' and 'So-you-really-and-truly-love- me?' are heard from Shinnimegami.*

Duo: See? I am faithful

Shinnimegami: Not to mention, MINE! *The two start pashing*

*After a few minutes we hear things getting dropped. Including bodies. A heavy THUMP! is heard from the couch*

Duo: Hell, you look so goddamn vulnerable

Shinnimegami: Do I?

*2 more minutes pass, and then with the already violent movement of the couch, following is a series of muffled moans from Shinnimegami*

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Pansy Gal: Alright, Now I need to wrap this all up. Er... you don't wanna know what's happening in there. Talk about your everyday monstrosities!

Chibi Neko: Hai. Those two are gross

A. Nataku: Very. Anyway, the braided baka and... um...

Chibi Neko: Ants

A. Nataku: Yeah. The Braided Baka and Ants aren't gonna be mentioned in the beginning of the next chapter

Pansy Gal: *Eye roll* I wonder why...

Chibi Neko: Ants employed us to do the endnotes. *Showtune voice* Six bucks an hooooooourrrrr!!! *Normal voice* Well, here goes-

Endnotes:

Eyes On Me, Sung by Shinnimegami, from the Final Fantasy 8 soundtrack. Yes, this song is also known as the song by the piano-lady, and Julia's song. Or Rinoa's mom's song.

Only Love, Sung by Pansy Gal, from Sailor Moon. The ep? A Crystal Clear Destiny.

A. Nataku: So who sings better? Shinnimegami or Pansy Gal?

Pansy Gal: Well, I do, coz Quatre thinks so!

Chibi Neko: None of you. But 'Taru and Duo think that Ants has a better voice than you.

Pansy Gal: Well shit

A. Nataku: And in actual fact, Quatre said you sounded angelic, not that you sing well

Pansy Gal: It's the same thing!

Chibi Neko: No it isn't

Pansy Gal: To heck with it. Who wants champagne?

Chibi Neko/ A. Nataku: ME!!!!!!!