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How long has it been? ^-^ I know I said I was doing Lina next, but I'm working on hers to make it funnier. So, here's Xellos. He's great.

Enjoy

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Xellos

If you are reading this... then something's terribly wrong, because I can't die. But, if by some strange twist of fate i do perish, for L-sama is indeed a unique entity, I guess I should have my things given to the people who can use them most.

I leave my staff to none other than Spot. He's in desperate need of a new chewing toy... the poor man's leg just wont suffice anymore.

Gourry, you can have my cape because I think you will enjoy hours of walking around with it dramatically "swooooooooshing" in the wind. Ah, memories...

Lina. I must say, the thought of leaving you behind pains me greatly. Have my lucky toothpick. It has many uses, but if I told you, it would defeat the purpose. You can figure them out for yourself. You're a smart girl.

Zelgadis, you can have my favorite leather thong to remind you of all those *times* we... should have had.

Dear Amelia. For you I have made a special sealed jar of my Aura to put under your pillow so that you will never quite forget what it's like to have me around. Don't worry about the nightmares that leave you feeling empty and hopeless. You get used to them in time. ^-^

Filia, oh Filia. My favorite golden dragon on the planet (let's ignore the fact that you're the only one left). It's sad that I will never get to see your scowling face or feel the cold metal of your mace against my scull any more. How I will miss those long, fruitful days of driving you up a wall, especially when your tail popped out and I got to see your adorable pink undies. I leave you everything else that I own because I love you soooo much. And I'll have you know I cast a perminent spell on them so they never leave your side. Literally. They follow you everywhere. Have fun, darling.

Well. I'll see you all in hell! ^-^

Xellos