"Confessions" by A.K.A (Pooki Ze Great)
Summary: A story told through many viewpoints, chornicled in journal entries through 3 months' time. M/P slash, and not a happy ending (as if I'D write a happy ending...)
Warning: Not very cheerful, but hell, ya know you love it... Slash, ie guy on guy shit, so uhhh, don't like it, just don't read it. Because if you send me flames, I will set my rabid radioactive hamsters on you. Be afraid... be kind of a little bit teeny weeny afraid..
Archiving: Um. I have no idea what that is...
Disclaimer: None of my bullshit is true. I just had to do this intro so that I could make the hobbits do crueler things than they normally would. So yeah, Tolkien owns it, and this shit only happens in my sick daydreams.
Rating: It's quite tame right now, but it'll go up. Ohhhhh yes it will go verrry far up.. *evil grin*
Chapter: Introduction/?
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Feedback: Please yes, I save it all and print it off and then feel like slightly less of a loser.
Category: Romance/angst/tragedy
A/N: Here it is kids, a brand new gay incest hobbit porn supplied by yours truly. Enjoy.
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Some people are under the impression that hobbits are for the most part good, and pure of heart.
I am here to inform you of the utter untruth of this.
Sure, perhaps in some other universe there was a war of the ring and all of that, but here, in our past, it is quite a different story.
This is a demonstration of how hobbits really were.
These writings were collected and put together by one Frodo Baggins of Bag End. This story will be told from many viewpoints and opinions, as would any other matter taken to court.
-AKA, March 8th 2oo3
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I am here to tell you mainly about two certain hobbits, one Meriadoc Brandybuck, and one Peregrin Took.
To start with the one who is the cause of so much that went wrong in this story of ours seems appropriate, so here's a small bit about Meriadoc, or Merry as some "friends" called him.
Meriadoc Brandybuck was born to Saradoc and Esmerelda Brandybuck on May 2nd 1382. He was a rather spoilt child as far as material things go, and he soon grew to be an irresponsible, spoilt, cruel tween.
His father took no notice of him, buried in the bottle and the arduous task of keeping up 16 affairs at once, while his mother took all too much notice of him, yelling at him if he did even the slightest thing wrong, and beating him regularly. But no one ever suspected a thing.
The less-respected doings of well-to-do families are rarely discovered, and when they are silence can easily be bought.
He eventually married Estella Bolger, a lovely creature who he knocked up, and her mouth would not be shut with his money, forcing him to do "the honorable thing."
Yes, Meriadoc was indeed spoilt materialistically, and not many lasses or lads made an effort to unspoil him as it be, yes our Merry was indeed a handsome lad. But Peregrin was about to challenge Merry's need to get all that he wanted.
Let's talk about Pippin, as those who took the time to get to know him well called him. 8 years Merry's junior, Pippin's parents were quite a different story, though perhaps in the end very much the same.
Paladin and Eglantine they were, and after giving birth to Pippin, they abandoned him at a poor farmer's doorstep, leaving the Shire never to be seen again. He grew up to be wonderfully cheery and perky at first glance, but at night he wept himself to sleep almost always, mourning the loss of a family he never knew.
When Pippin was only 16, the farmer which had cared for him all his short life died, leaving him to fare for himself.
He could not find work anywhere, until one night in a pub Pip looked for jobs at, a man with a sharp eye caught sight of him. He offered the young Took a job high in pay, but also in shame.
He refused at first, but the constant hunger pains he faced daily now forced him to agree, and soon Pippin was pleasuring men and women all over the Shire.
But after a few years he tired of this, and longed for an honest way to live on.
He found out from a peasant like himself, Samwise Gamgee, who often gardened at Bag End, that Frodo Baggins' cousin Merry had been looking for a new servant. Pip had heard vague rumours about Mr. Meriadoc and his horrible temper, and perhaps had he heard more he would have never thought twice about it. But as it was, he was desperate and naïve - so terribly naïve - that he decided to try and get it.
-MB, March 25th, 1419
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And it is on the day he first stood at Meriadoc's doorstep, willing himself to knock, at roughly the same time 'The Quest of The Ring' began, that we begin our tale.
-AKA, March 8th 2oo3
Summary: A story told through many viewpoints, chornicled in journal entries through 3 months' time. M/P slash, and not a happy ending (as if I'D write a happy ending...)
Warning: Not very cheerful, but hell, ya know you love it... Slash, ie guy on guy shit, so uhhh, don't like it, just don't read it. Because if you send me flames, I will set my rabid radioactive hamsters on you. Be afraid... be kind of a little bit teeny weeny afraid..
Archiving: Um. I have no idea what that is...
Disclaimer: None of my bullshit is true. I just had to do this intro so that I could make the hobbits do crueler things than they normally would. So yeah, Tolkien owns it, and this shit only happens in my sick daydreams.
Rating: It's quite tame right now, but it'll go up. Ohhhhh yes it will go verrry far up.. *evil grin*
Chapter: Introduction/?
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Feedback: Please yes, I save it all and print it off and then feel like slightly less of a loser.
Category: Romance/angst/tragedy
A/N: Here it is kids, a brand new gay incest hobbit porn supplied by yours truly. Enjoy.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Some people are under the impression that hobbits are for the most part good, and pure of heart.
I am here to inform you of the utter untruth of this.
Sure, perhaps in some other universe there was a war of the ring and all of that, but here, in our past, it is quite a different story.
This is a demonstration of how hobbits really were.
These writings were collected and put together by one Frodo Baggins of Bag End. This story will be told from many viewpoints and opinions, as would any other matter taken to court.
-AKA, March 8th 2oo3
**************************
I am here to tell you mainly about two certain hobbits, one Meriadoc Brandybuck, and one Peregrin Took.
To start with the one who is the cause of so much that went wrong in this story of ours seems appropriate, so here's a small bit about Meriadoc, or Merry as some "friends" called him.
Meriadoc Brandybuck was born to Saradoc and Esmerelda Brandybuck on May 2nd 1382. He was a rather spoilt child as far as material things go, and he soon grew to be an irresponsible, spoilt, cruel tween.
His father took no notice of him, buried in the bottle and the arduous task of keeping up 16 affairs at once, while his mother took all too much notice of him, yelling at him if he did even the slightest thing wrong, and beating him regularly. But no one ever suspected a thing.
The less-respected doings of well-to-do families are rarely discovered, and when they are silence can easily be bought.
He eventually married Estella Bolger, a lovely creature who he knocked up, and her mouth would not be shut with his money, forcing him to do "the honorable thing."
Yes, Meriadoc was indeed spoilt materialistically, and not many lasses or lads made an effort to unspoil him as it be, yes our Merry was indeed a handsome lad. But Peregrin was about to challenge Merry's need to get all that he wanted.
Let's talk about Pippin, as those who took the time to get to know him well called him. 8 years Merry's junior, Pippin's parents were quite a different story, though perhaps in the end very much the same.
Paladin and Eglantine they were, and after giving birth to Pippin, they abandoned him at a poor farmer's doorstep, leaving the Shire never to be seen again. He grew up to be wonderfully cheery and perky at first glance, but at night he wept himself to sleep almost always, mourning the loss of a family he never knew.
When Pippin was only 16, the farmer which had cared for him all his short life died, leaving him to fare for himself.
He could not find work anywhere, until one night in a pub Pip looked for jobs at, a man with a sharp eye caught sight of him. He offered the young Took a job high in pay, but also in shame.
He refused at first, but the constant hunger pains he faced daily now forced him to agree, and soon Pippin was pleasuring men and women all over the Shire.
But after a few years he tired of this, and longed for an honest way to live on.
He found out from a peasant like himself, Samwise Gamgee, who often gardened at Bag End, that Frodo Baggins' cousin Merry had been looking for a new servant. Pip had heard vague rumours about Mr. Meriadoc and his horrible temper, and perhaps had he heard more he would have never thought twice about it. But as it was, he was desperate and naïve - so terribly naïve - that he decided to try and get it.
-MB, March 25th, 1419
*************
And it is on the day he first stood at Meriadoc's doorstep, willing himself to knock, at roughly the same time 'The Quest of The Ring' began, that we begin our tale.
-AKA, March 8th 2oo3
