Here it is as I wrote it a few months ago, just hours before I decided to quit fan fiction, and well I'm back so HA! "Confessions" by A.K.A (Pooki Ze Great) Rosie's content, Frodo's stirring up trouble, Pippin's naïve, and Merry is pissed. Illustrations: I currently have two illustrations for this, drawn by the very talented, very funny, and rather insane Emma, and you can find it at . Join. Why? Because you want to, as it is fun, and the people are insane there. But in a nice way. Not in that whole scary "Hello I am a hairy man named Phil, I live in my mother's basement and rape young children" way, more in a "Hee hee hee, gay incest hobbit porn, woot woot!" way. Yes. Email: obsessive_creature@hotmail.com Summary: "Frodo, still bruised by Merry's outburst, smiled at me and walked over, giving me a hug and a lingering kiss on the cheek, Sam doing the same. Me and Sam, we had always sort of stuck together through Frodo's... "moods."" -Rosie Cotton, January 7th 1419 Warning: None Archiving: Ask first Disclaimer: It's all Tolkien's. *pout* Rating: PG for slash (but you probably noticed it's slash didn't you?) Chapter: 12/? Pairing: Main pairings: Merry/Pippin, Merry/Estella, Frodo/Sam (in later chaps, sorry), Frodo/"Rosie" Feedback: Please yes, I save it all and print it off and then feel like slightly less of a loser. Category: Romance/angst/tragedy A/N: Thank you to the following people for reviewing my stories since the last chapter of Confessions: Lady Celebrian {Scars} Natta {Scars} {Love Bites} HMP {Scars}

Valerie {Scars} Jaime (yes Frodo and Merry certainly are mean. {review for Scars}) (Well to be honest I'm feeding my own chest fetish too... {Peregrin's Lesson}) (*pat pat* {Confessions})

Sarah (*bites you* {Scars}) (again, *bites you* {Peregrin's Lesson}) Alexis (Thank you for making me start my damned writing again... if you hadn't given me ideas for Scars I wouldn't've been in the mood to write this right now, even though this chapter SUCKS anyways... {Scars}) {Peregrin's Lesson} Emma (I wrote another Confessions chapter. And it sucks. Happy? {Scars}) (Oi when will you understand? I WANT Merry to come to my door... no matter how corrupted. Grawr. {Peregrin's Lesson}) (NOT OLD AND DECREPIT, UNDERSTOOD? {Pintripe Suit}) (*giggle* I gave her her first b-day present. *proud smile* {Love Bites}) {Confessions}

Aruraya (Oh you silly girl he's going to Merry's... Why did everyone assume he was running away? WHY WHY WHY? Ps: I still love you all anyways. Please review!!!{Confessions})

Roz {Peregrin's Lesson} {Pinstripe Suit} {Confessions}

Niphrandl (It's not flour. *pointed look and a grin at Jaime & Ada* {Peregrin's Lesson})

Caitlin (Of course I'm cheeky! It took you THAT long to notice?!? {Peregrin's Lesson}) Aldea (Yeah? WHERE'S MY PICTURES?!? *cough* I mean, thank you for the review. *pleasant smile* [jk] {Peregrin's Lesson}) (THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! {Pinstripe Suit}) Jelena (Yeah, Eglantine's Pippin's mom. GO READ THE BOOKS DAMN YOU! [jk] {Pinstripe Suit}) (*giggle* I rawked your socks again... *giggle* {Peregrin's Lesson}) (SUM 41 RAN THROUGH NAKED, WOOT WOOT! {Womp Glomp The Butterbees Fly}) (No, I have more stories, on Merry_Piplovers! GO READ, GO READ! {Love Bites}) (Lol, wow, you sound as delusional as me... Good job! {Raindrops}) (*giggle* I am not the greatest slash-writer on the planet... that's Roz's and Anemone's title. Silly girl. *pat pat* {Confessions})

Lalaith-Weasley (*official expression* I vow never to stop writing. There you go. {Pinstripe Suit}) (Lol. Yes you do rawk. Heh. Wheeeeee... {Confessions}) Paula {Peregrin's Lesson} Little One {Confessions}

Zephyr (Ooooooooooooh LONG REVIEW! *dances* Um how do I come up with this stuff? *sigh* Trust me... if you heard my life story... it'd make this one sound normal. And if you think I'VE made Merry evil but you can feel bad for him, check out 'Ring Around The Merry' by Emma (Aelfgifu I think on ff.net) Check it out. {Confessions})

Emy (*giggle* She reviewed, she reviewed! *dances* Yes... I'm... 18... *shifty eyes* {Confessions}) Sammy-Mackie {Confessions}

Kelly {Love Bites} Pointy Eared Archer (YES! Another reviewer won back! *hugs* Please keep feeding my ego... Please... *puppy dog eyes* {Confessions}) Gorgeous Peach (She thinks I'll be world-renowned *giggle* *happiness* But I tried emailing her and it wouldn't work *unhappiness* {Confessions}) A/N2: Okay that was a really long A/N. ANYWAYS, I'm sorry this chap sucks, I was planning on writing two tonight but if I stay up any later my mom's going to kill me. SO, if this seems like it's been a really really long time coming, well, I'm sorry. And for those of you who only read my stuff on ff.net, I have two stories I've written which I haven't posted on here called 'Scars' and 'Peregrin's Lesson', and they're at now go join. NOW! ***************************** "I feel so cheap, so used, unfaithful. Let's start over, let's start over. Sometimes I wish I was smart." -Box Car Racer, 'I Feel So' ****************************** ... "So how was your night, um..." I waited for him to tell me his name. Finally, I had remembered! "Pereg- Pippin. Pippin." "Pippin..." The name felt as though it should have some significance to me, and it still rather does. I was off in my head wondering why the name sounded so familiar when a knock came at the back door and Frodo and Sam walked in. Frodo, still bruised by Merry's outburst, smiled at me and walked over, giving me a hug and a lingering kiss on the cheek, Sam doing the same. Me and Sam, we had always sort of stuck together through Frodo's... "moods." We were all sitting around the kitchen counter, having a cup of tea and laughing over some of Pippin's "encounters" on his previous job. I had no idea that so many well-respected hobbits... well... you know... Well of course I knew Mr. Merry wasn't above it, and even Frodo, but still, it just seemed strange to think there were so many others. He had just finished telling us a story about a certain well-respected hobbit lad (whose name I won't put to paper for my own safety) when Merry walked in. Frodo had just given Pip a rather cheeky wink about a certain... part of the story and I suppose Mr. Merry caught it, and didn't seem all too happy about it either. "Pippin," he said coldly, "come with me. I have something for you."

Oh dear, I hope we haven't gotten the dear boy into trouble... I also hope I figure out where on earth I've heard that bloody name before. -RC, January 7th 1419 REVIEW! GRRRAWR! -insecure me-