Orenji-chan: Hiya, Everyone! Sorry it's been so long since I've updated my other fic, but our internets been down, and school is really taking it's toll on me.

Yami-Orenji: Atleast you got all A's but that one B on your midterm...

Orenji-chan: ^-^ I've been working REAL hard for it to!

Yami-Orenji: -__-' Yeah......

Orenji-chan: Anyway, I decided during Science class today that I wanted to make a Yu-Gi-Oh! 'I wonder' fic, like that annoying column by John Marx!

Yami-Orenji: Whoie?

Orenji-chan: Basically, it's just making fun of things.

Yami-Orenji: Ok, I'm down with that!

Orenji-chan: -__-' stop trying to be cool.....Anyways, on with the fic!

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I was wondering....

* If they had an unedited version of Yu-Gi-Oh!, and they put 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous' in the first battle between Yugi and 'Kaiba', would any of us mind re-watching it?

* Where the heck did Pegasus get those two nasty outfits?

* Does Pegasus spend more time 'making himself up' in the morning than Mai?

* If Yugi had gotten to make that last move, would anyone watch this show anymore?

* Where the heck are Tristan and T'ea's parents in all of this?

* Do the teachers at Domino High School actually teach the kids anything?

* Who started calling Seto 'Kaiba'?

* Why would a man recently married (before she o-so-sadly died) call younger boys Yugi-boy and such?

* Isn't Yugi's grandpa to old to run a gameshop and be a 'legal guardian'?

* Is Pegasus really evil or just drunk?

* Where did Joey pick up his New Yorker accent?

* Does anybody actually believe that it took all of Yugi's prize money to pay for Serenity's operation?

* If 'Kaiba' is so rich, how come he can't afford to give his brother a decent haircut?

* Who built that dark, shadowy room that all 'Kaiba's' scheming associates plot in?

* What purpose does Tristan really serve?

* Does Yugi know that he wears a belt around his neck? (This part from my friend Avi) And, where do you find a belt that small?

* Has anyone else noticed how whenever something bad happens, T`ea always says, 'What a relief! I thought we were going to lose you, Yugi!' or something, even when Joey or Tristan are/were at risk?

* What kind of parent would name their child 'Croquet'?!

* Or 'Maxamillion Pegasus' for that matter!

* Does Bakura realize that he is wearing a creepy sweater?

* And does Yami have anything that isn't 100% spandex?

* Is Yami wearing a jumpsuit or does he just have really long boots? (overheard from 2 girls at school)

* Would the world have really cared if Industrial Illusions took over Kaiba Corp.?

* Does 'Kaiba' realize that Kaiba Corp. sounds like a rip-off of Capsule Corp.?

* Does anyone besides me watch each episode in closed captions? And if so, are you as mad as me that they changed Malik's name to Marik?!

* How come T`ea has no fashion sense, when she could actually look halfway decent? (from Avi again)

* Who told Weevil that glasses with a moon, aqua hair, a frilly shirt from England, lime green pants and jacket, and a red bow tie match? And how come he has a purple bookbag?! AND who would name their child Weevil?!

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Orenji-chan: HEY! I still have 100s more! You can't make me stop!

Yami-Orenji: But you have to save some for next time!

Orenji-chan: . all right... I haven't even gotten past episode 2 yet! I haven't started on Weevil! u.u

Yami-Orenji: You'll do more next time. ^-^ Pleez R&R, and give anything you want put in, in!

Orenji-chan: *sniffles* u.u.....^-^ Yeah! Till next time, drive safely, don't eat anything too spicy, and eat a pixie stick for me!

Yami-Orenji: Damn straight!

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Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragonball Z, Domino High school, (mainly cuz I'm in middle school) or one of my new favorite songs, Lifestyles of the Richa and famous! (and if you know whom it's by, tell me cuz I forgot......again^^)