DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the charecters, etc. Even though I wish I did. Well, I own Malik, Bakura, and Otogi. 0_o But technically he and the others belong to Kazuki Takahashi. I also do not own any crayon in the world. I dont even own a crayon.

Toshimi: Hallo!!! This is my first fanfic. I know its kinda short. But read it. The idea came to me while staring at a purple crayon in History class a few months ago 0_o (I just decided to post it XD It's kind of a parody on the duel bewteen Yami and Bakura in the Shadow Realm. Except this isnt the Shadow Realm...*laughs evilly* ITS...

---THE CRAYON REALM---

Bakura: I challenge you to a duel in the Crayon Realm!

*Bakura's Cardboard Ring glows and transports them to the Crayon Realm, an

endless void filled with all the colors of the rainbow*

Yami: Fine, then. If it's a Crayon Duel you want, I will defeat you!

Bakura: It is you who will be beaten! *laughs evilly* Mwhahaha!!!

Yami: Let's duel!

*Both pick out 5 crayons from their boxes*

Bakura: I'll go first. First I play the might Green Crayon, in drawing

mode!

Yami: *to himself in head* Oh no! He got a Green Crayon in his first draw!

And it's in drawing mode! I'll have to lay a crayon in box mode to protect

my Doodle Points!

Yami: I lay the Red Crayon, in label-up box mode! And also, I'll lay three

Special Crayons label down. Ha! Now my Doodle Points are safe from your

Green Crayon.

Bakura: Not for long! Mwhahaha, now I lay the all-powerful Blue Crayon, in

drawing mode!!!!!

Yami: *gasp* Oh no! The Blue Crayon is one of the most powerful crayons in

the game! *to himself* With two powerful crayons, he can destroy my Red

Crayon and destroy my Doodle Points! But...he forgot about my label down

cards, and that will be his downfall!

Bakura: Now, my Green Crayon, destroy his weak Yellow Crayon so my Blue

Crayon can destroy his Doodle Points! Mwhahahaha!!!!!

Yami: *grins* Sorry Bakura, but I activate Waxakou! Now, all of your

crayon's drawing this turn won't hurt me!

Bakura: *groans* Curse you, Yami!

Yami: Now its my turn. *looks and his crayons in his hands and grins* You've

drew well, Bakura. But now is the end!

Bakura: *shocked face* What????

Yami: *rolls over one of his label down Special Crayons* I activate Change

of Box!

Bakura: NOOOO!!!! NOT THAT!!!!

Yami: With Change of Box, I can control one of your crayons for one whole

turn. And I choose to take control of your Blue Crayon!

Bakura: *groans* Grrrr...

Yami: *grins* And that's not all. *rolls over last Special Crayon* I

activate Waxmerazation! I use it to combine your Blue Crayon I control now

and my Red Crayon to create a whole new crayon! The all powerful,

almighty...Purple Crayon! *the two crayons melt together and form Purple

Crayon*

Bakura: *stares in disbelief* No!!! It can't be...the Purple Crayon is one

of the most powerful crayons in the game!!!

Yami: Yes, that's right! And I will use it to demolish your remaining Green

Crayon and obliterate your Doodle Points!!!

Bakura: NNNNNOOOOO!!!!!

Yami: Yes! Now go, Purple Crayon! Draw!

*Purple Crayon goes forward and stabs Bakura's Doodle Paper. Bakura's Doodle

Points drop to 0. *

Bakura: NNNOOO!!! I am beaten!!! But I will duel you again, and then I will

be the victor!

*one of Bakura's crayons floats up, scribbles over Bakura and he disappears*