Buffy: The Midget..
Just kind of boredly threw this together, don't blam it too bad k?
Willow sat at the desk, reading through the magic book, trying to find a spell to make Buffy's relationships better. She finally found one, as she started to read from it she heard a noise but decided to continue, though that distraction made her skip down a line as she read so that the spell was manipulated.
Buffy was practicing beating the crap out of a punching bag as Willow did this spell back at her house.
Willow finished the spell with a smile, thinking that she had done the right thing. She then closed the book and went downstairs to Tara, Xander, Anya, and Dawn, whom where all watching Blade 2 and commenting on the crappy makings of a vampire.
As Buffy sent a kick flying at the punching bag she suddenly noticed that the bag suddenly grew very, very, tall. Buffy looked around and noticed that she was very short. She walked over to a mirror and gasped. Her voice sounded high pitched and squeaky.
Buffy: Oh my god! I'm a midget!
Buffy ran to the door of the gym, grabbing her oversized coat and putting it on and walking out to her car, then getting in and noticing that she can't work the peddles and steer. She sighs and starts walking towards home.
Buffy: This is going to take forever!
Moments later Buffy finally reaches her house. She knocks on the door and Xander walks up to the door, opening it.
Xander: Sorry little girl, we don't want any Girl Scout cookies.
Buffy: Xander, it's me Buffy!
Xander: Buffy?! Holy shit.what happened? Here come in.
He stepped back allowing Buffy to walk in. Willow, Tara, Anya, and Dawn all gaped at Buffy.
Dawn: Buffy what happened?
Anya: She looks like a baby.can I feed her a bottle?
Xander: Anya, not now.
Anya: But.
Buffy: Shut up Anya!
They all stared wide eyed at the pint sized Slayer.
Willow: What happened Buffy?
Buffy: I don't know! I was training in the gym and suddenly I shrunk!
Willow: Oh no! The spell!
Buffy: What spell?
Willow: I was trying a spell earlier and I think it messed up...badly.
Anya then walks out of the room and walks back in minutes later, a bottle in hand.
Anya: Come here little Buffy! It's time for your bottle!
Xander: Anya! I said no!
Buffy: Dawn.isn't it past your bedtime? Go to bed!
Xander: Jeez.even when she's three feet tall she still has authority.
Dawn: This is so not fair! I never get to stay up! I hate you Buffy!
Dawn runs upstairs crying, then Spike walks in from the basement.
Spike: Bloody hell! The Slayer had a kid!
Buffy: It's me Spike!
Spike: Wow.
Willow: Okay well.I think I can reverse the spell.
Moments later they are all in the living room, gathered around Willow, the reverse spell is performed and Buffy is back to normal.
Just kind of boredly threw this together, don't blam it too bad k?
Willow sat at the desk, reading through the magic book, trying to find a spell to make Buffy's relationships better. She finally found one, as she started to read from it she heard a noise but decided to continue, though that distraction made her skip down a line as she read so that the spell was manipulated.
Buffy was practicing beating the crap out of a punching bag as Willow did this spell back at her house.
Willow finished the spell with a smile, thinking that she had done the right thing. She then closed the book and went downstairs to Tara, Xander, Anya, and Dawn, whom where all watching Blade 2 and commenting on the crappy makings of a vampire.
As Buffy sent a kick flying at the punching bag she suddenly noticed that the bag suddenly grew very, very, tall. Buffy looked around and noticed that she was very short. She walked over to a mirror and gasped. Her voice sounded high pitched and squeaky.
Buffy: Oh my god! I'm a midget!
Buffy ran to the door of the gym, grabbing her oversized coat and putting it on and walking out to her car, then getting in and noticing that she can't work the peddles and steer. She sighs and starts walking towards home.
Buffy: This is going to take forever!
Moments later Buffy finally reaches her house. She knocks on the door and Xander walks up to the door, opening it.
Xander: Sorry little girl, we don't want any Girl Scout cookies.
Buffy: Xander, it's me Buffy!
Xander: Buffy?! Holy shit.what happened? Here come in.
He stepped back allowing Buffy to walk in. Willow, Tara, Anya, and Dawn all gaped at Buffy.
Dawn: Buffy what happened?
Anya: She looks like a baby.can I feed her a bottle?
Xander: Anya, not now.
Anya: But.
Buffy: Shut up Anya!
They all stared wide eyed at the pint sized Slayer.
Willow: What happened Buffy?
Buffy: I don't know! I was training in the gym and suddenly I shrunk!
Willow: Oh no! The spell!
Buffy: What spell?
Willow: I was trying a spell earlier and I think it messed up...badly.
Anya then walks out of the room and walks back in minutes later, a bottle in hand.
Anya: Come here little Buffy! It's time for your bottle!
Xander: Anya! I said no!
Buffy: Dawn.isn't it past your bedtime? Go to bed!
Xander: Jeez.even when she's three feet tall she still has authority.
Dawn: This is so not fair! I never get to stay up! I hate you Buffy!
Dawn runs upstairs crying, then Spike walks in from the basement.
Spike: Bloody hell! The Slayer had a kid!
Buffy: It's me Spike!
Spike: Wow.
Willow: Okay well.I think I can reverse the spell.
Moments later they are all in the living room, gathered around Willow, the reverse spell is performed and Buffy is back to normal.
