Red, White, and Bakura
Hi people! This is one screwed up fic. I think it will just be a one shot.
Getting into the American Spirit...This is beyond crazy! RR please! A
little crossover here..
Cairo's POV
This is gonna be great. The 4th of July is coming up and Bakura, Shadow,
Ryou, Kenshin(yes Rurouni Kenshin), I are having a party. Unfortunately
Bakura got into my dad's vodka. He's dead asleep leading me and my friends
into becoming bored. We dueled. We played board games. We even played
bloody knuckles. Ryou stared at Bakura evilly.
"What's up Ryou-kun?" I asked.
"Bakura needs to be more patriotic ." Ryou said slyly
We all stared curiously at Ryou.
"What do you have in mind Ryou?" Shadow asked
Ryou smiled and reached in his bag. He dumped the contents on the
floor. There was red, black, and blue hair dye, and star stencils. We all
smiled.
"Let's dye Bakura's hair!" Ryou said excitedly
"Are you sure we should?" Asked Kenshin who was obviously frightened of
Bakura's wrath.
"It's fine!" Answered Ryou, Shadow, and I.
Ryou got to work on the red stripe at the right side of Bakura's
hair. Shadow did the blue square. I did the stars. Kenshin nervously sat
and watched. Several times Bakura tossed and turned and caused us all to
have heart attacks. Finally we were done! Bakura's hair looked like a
flag!
"It needs more" I said.
Suddenly it hit me! Perfect idea!
"Be right back guys" I said.
I hurried down stairs to my sister's make up kit. I chose red, white,
and blue face paint. I came back and handed Kenshin the make up.
"Your turn Kenshin" I said evilly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! No way!" He answered.
Shadow made large puppy eyes.
"Pwease?" She asked.
"Oh fine."
Kenshin got to work on Bakura's face. In the end Bakura looked like
some freaked up patriotic person who was terribly drunk. Bakura stirred. We
all jumped. Bakura woke up. He saw us staring at him. We had to cover our
mouths to keep from laughing.
"What?" He said.
"Oh nothing my patriotic yami!" Ryou said
We couldn't take it anymore. We burst out laughing!
"WHAT?!"
Bakura looked in the mirror and jumped. He looked back at us with
rage.
"YOU IDIOT STUPID SONS OF BITCHES! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! MY BEAUTIFUL
FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! THIS BETTER BE WASHABLE HAIR DYE!!!"
Ryou picked up the box and read it. He gulped.
"Uh yami....It last for three months..."
Bakura went crazy. He ran to the shower, turned it on, and got in
with his clothes on.
"THIS BETTER COME OUT!!!! YOU PEOPLE WILL DIE IF IT DOESN'T!!!!"
He pulled at his hair. Luckly the make up came out. We all noticed
how quiet Shadow had been. We all looked at her. In her hand was a camera
and a picture of our Bakura artwork. We all smiled.
"Bye Baku-sama" We said happily " Were off to show this to yami"
He froze.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Yes we would!" We said.
And off we went to blackmail Bakura.
FIN!!!!!!!!!!
That was really stupid ass! Please r and r. No flames!
Hi people! This is one screwed up fic. I think it will just be a one shot.
Getting into the American Spirit...This is beyond crazy! RR please! A
little crossover here..
Cairo's POV
This is gonna be great. The 4th of July is coming up and Bakura, Shadow,
Ryou, Kenshin(yes Rurouni Kenshin), I are having a party. Unfortunately
Bakura got into my dad's vodka. He's dead asleep leading me and my friends
into becoming bored. We dueled. We played board games. We even played
bloody knuckles. Ryou stared at Bakura evilly.
"What's up Ryou-kun?" I asked.
"Bakura needs to be more patriotic ." Ryou said slyly
We all stared curiously at Ryou.
"What do you have in mind Ryou?" Shadow asked
Ryou smiled and reached in his bag. He dumped the contents on the
floor. There was red, black, and blue hair dye, and star stencils. We all
smiled.
"Let's dye Bakura's hair!" Ryou said excitedly
"Are you sure we should?" Asked Kenshin who was obviously frightened of
Bakura's wrath.
"It's fine!" Answered Ryou, Shadow, and I.
Ryou got to work on the red stripe at the right side of Bakura's
hair. Shadow did the blue square. I did the stars. Kenshin nervously sat
and watched. Several times Bakura tossed and turned and caused us all to
have heart attacks. Finally we were done! Bakura's hair looked like a
flag!
"It needs more" I said.
Suddenly it hit me! Perfect idea!
"Be right back guys" I said.
I hurried down stairs to my sister's make up kit. I chose red, white,
and blue face paint. I came back and handed Kenshin the make up.
"Your turn Kenshin" I said evilly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! No way!" He answered.
Shadow made large puppy eyes.
"Pwease?" She asked.
"Oh fine."
Kenshin got to work on Bakura's face. In the end Bakura looked like
some freaked up patriotic person who was terribly drunk. Bakura stirred. We
all jumped. Bakura woke up. He saw us staring at him. We had to cover our
mouths to keep from laughing.
"What?" He said.
"Oh nothing my patriotic yami!" Ryou said
We couldn't take it anymore. We burst out laughing!
"WHAT?!"
Bakura looked in the mirror and jumped. He looked back at us with
rage.
"YOU IDIOT STUPID SONS OF BITCHES! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?! MY BEAUTIFUL
FACE!!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!! THIS BETTER BE WASHABLE HAIR DYE!!!"
Ryou picked up the box and read it. He gulped.
"Uh yami....It last for three months..."
Bakura went crazy. He ran to the shower, turned it on, and got in
with his clothes on.
"THIS BETTER COME OUT!!!! YOU PEOPLE WILL DIE IF IT DOESN'T!!!!"
He pulled at his hair. Luckly the make up came out. We all noticed
how quiet Shadow had been. We all looked at her. In her hand was a camera
and a picture of our Bakura artwork. We all smiled.
"Bye Baku-sama" We said happily " Were off to show this to yami"
He froze.
"You wouldn't dare!"
"Yes we would!" We said.
And off we went to blackmail Bakura.
FIN!!!!!!!!!!
That was really stupid ass! Please r and r. No flames!
