Chapter 9: Mid-day Margaritas
Noon-Mutant Manor
"Oh mah Gawd, yes!" yelled Rogue as the comforter rippled like ocean waves- during a typhoon.
"Quoi, you like dat, Cher?" asked Remy slyly as he chuckled, "How 'bout dis?"
"REMEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Rogue.
beep-beep-beep
"What the hell was that?" asked Rogue coming up for air.
"Prob'ly de smoke alarm-Remy be on fiya!" said Gambit leaning against the headboard.
"Oh, don't flattah yo-self, Cajun. It's mah watch alarm," said Rogue lifting her wristwatch from the nightstand.
"Why you set yo watch, Chere?" asked Gambit.
Rogue sat for a minute before remembering, "Oh shit! We have to go open the diahnin' room fer lunch."
"Dey can wait 5 more minutes," said Gambit stretching.
"Just help me fiahnd mah bra!"
;}
Jamie was the only one in the dining room when Remy and Rogue finally got it together.
"Jamie are you the only one heah?" asked Rogue smoothing out her clothes.
"Ya," said Jamie.
"Where's Pyro?" asked Gambit.
"He had to meet Wanda for lunch and I wasn't about to get in the middle of that." said Jamie.
"Remy don' blame ya!"
"Still wheah is everyone?" Rogue insisted.
"Who are you calling everyone?" asked Jamie.
"Well, liahke Zeke, Bob an' Larry fer instance," said Rogue crossing her arms.
"Zeke is working the cabana, Bob took over massages for Pyro and Larry took over concierge for Wanda." responded Jamie.
"An' Paul?" asked Gambit.
"He took over at the front desk while Amara cleans rooms," explained Jamie.
"Hey wheah are Kitty and Colossus? They were supposesd to be down heah before you!" exclaimed Rouge.
"Last time I checked," said Jamie, "They were going to play 'hide the sausage' in the shower."
Gambit just laughed, "Go Petey!"
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Meanwhile Wanda and John had just finished a very sensual lunch.
"Ready for dessert?" asked Wanda.
"You know it," said Pyro.
Wanda smiled slyly, "I'll be right back," she said as she gave John an Eskimo kiss.
With that she sauntered off to the bathroom and closed the door behind her.
The next sound John heard was something to the effect of-
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Shi-er-Wanda, you alright?" asked John, "What is for dessert exactly?"
The door to the bathroom flew open-
BANG!
"I hope you like Sundays," said Wanda who was now sporting nothing other than a whipped cream bikini.
With that said Wanda held up a spoon.
"Trust me, that won't be necessary," said Pyro with hungry eyes.
(Why don't we just give those kids some privacy?)
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Outside the institute both Toad and Kurt had taken refuge from the tyranny of Demon in a bush.
"Do you see him anyvere?" asked Kurt.
"No and that's probably not a good thing, yo," said Toad nervously looking both ways.
Actually Demon was nowhere near Kurt and Toad. He had made a new friend, Zeke. It seems bizarre, but if we go further into the matter it does make sense.
You see Zeke put himself through the Mounty academy by bartending nights and weekends. His specialty was the Margarita, which sounds kind of strange for such a cold climate, but as fate would have it the name of the bar Zeke had worked in was called, and I shit you not, Margaritaville (go figure).
Even more bizarre Demon's original owner had not only played the ponies, but women as well, ok that's not too weird, but stay with me. Whenever his owner met a new woman he always took her to the barn after dinner on the first date. There he would show Demon off and tell about all the races he had won, most importantly how much he was worth (Demon that is), while the owner told the woman all of this they sipped Margaritas. When the owner and his new 'lady friend' would decide to go 'someplace more quiet' they would leave their drinks on a stool outside Demon's stall, well within his reach.
Needless to say the two became fast friends.
"Oh, you like her?" asked Zeke as he stood cleaning a glass. He had noticed Demon looking at a picture of his little black mare (you know the one that was dragging him through the parking lot in Captured in Canada), "I could set you up."
Demon just stared at the photo while sipping his Margarita.
BAM! - The kitchen door flew open and Pietro came whizzing out with Wanda on his heels.
"Give me that tape!" yelled Wanda.
Apparently John and Wanda had decided to video tape their little 'Ice Cream Social', shall we call it? And somehow, unbeknownst to even the author, Pietro had gained possession of it! (Author checks original score-"How the hell?" she says aloud to no one in particular.)
Pietro continued to run as the guest watched in shock.
ZAAAAAP!
Wanda let loose one of those electric hex bolts and stuck her brother to the ground, gracefully sauntered up and pried the tape from his hands, "I'll take that!"
(Author scratches head in bewilderment, then a lit light bulb forms over her head-"Aha, it must have been when John and Wanda decided to take that shower!" she proclaims.)
When Wanda turned to walk way she got a slobbery, margarita-flavored kiss right on the lips from demon.
Not only was Demon addicted to margaritas, but electric shock as well ever since that 'fateful day'.
-------------
Now we finally catch up to the unlikely search party for Apocalypse. As it turned out they arrived at their final destination in the midst of a rainstorm. Ororo did her best, but they still had a rather bad crash landing (Ok, what crash landing was actually good?!)
The adults had gone in search a cave three hours ago and were now just returning. They paused before they went into the jet-
"Do you think we should knock?" asked Storm.
"Why would you say tha-oh." said Mastermind.
"Oh, come on they had three hours!" said Wolverine, "This is Scott and Jean were talkin' about!"
"The runt's got a point," admitted Creed.
"Still, they are at that age," ventured Mytique.
"Anything would seem plausible," acknowledged Beast.
They all looked at Charles.
"This is one area I try not to pry," said Xavier.
Mystique crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow, "Try?"
"Oh for the love of-" said a rather exasperated Magneto as he used his power to open the door.
The adults walked in to find Scott repairing the cockpit and Jean reading War and Peace, she closed the cover as they entered.
"Don't tell me you read the entire book while we were gone!" exclaimed Mystique.
"Uh, ya I did," said Jean rather confused.
"So ya didn't-?" Wolverine started.
Scott and Jean both froze for a minute. They were a little slow on the up take.
"OH MY GOD!" shouted Jean visibly paling.
"HOLY-!"
THWAK!
Scott hit his head on the dash as he sat up too fast, "OW!"
"We were gone for three hours!" said Magneto, "What did you do the whole time, talk?!"
"And clean up from the crash," said Jean.
"Well, I hope you're happy Charles, you've failed as a father," said Mystique blatantly.
Xavier just smiled proudly at his two charges.S
Then Mystique turned toward Scott and Jean, "What are you, living in the Victorian Era?"
"Trust me it wasn't that great (he is that old right?)!" Creed interjected, "We should have brought the other two at least they were entertaining that one morning in the kitchen."
"Why you-" Mystique lunged for Sabertooth.
Oh ya, the mission was progressing real well.
-------------
More to come, although it might take me a little longer. I just started Beauty and the Beast in the movie verse.
Noon-Mutant Manor
"Oh mah Gawd, yes!" yelled Rogue as the comforter rippled like ocean waves- during a typhoon.
"Quoi, you like dat, Cher?" asked Remy slyly as he chuckled, "How 'bout dis?"
"REMEEEEEEEEE!" screamed Rogue.
beep-beep-beep
"What the hell was that?" asked Rogue coming up for air.
"Prob'ly de smoke alarm-Remy be on fiya!" said Gambit leaning against the headboard.
"Oh, don't flattah yo-self, Cajun. It's mah watch alarm," said Rogue lifting her wristwatch from the nightstand.
"Why you set yo watch, Chere?" asked Gambit.
Rogue sat for a minute before remembering, "Oh shit! We have to go open the diahnin' room fer lunch."
"Dey can wait 5 more minutes," said Gambit stretching.
"Just help me fiahnd mah bra!"
;}
Jamie was the only one in the dining room when Remy and Rogue finally got it together.
"Jamie are you the only one heah?" asked Rogue smoothing out her clothes.
"Ya," said Jamie.
"Where's Pyro?" asked Gambit.
"He had to meet Wanda for lunch and I wasn't about to get in the middle of that." said Jamie.
"Remy don' blame ya!"
"Still wheah is everyone?" Rogue insisted.
"Who are you calling everyone?" asked Jamie.
"Well, liahke Zeke, Bob an' Larry fer instance," said Rogue crossing her arms.
"Zeke is working the cabana, Bob took over massages for Pyro and Larry took over concierge for Wanda." responded Jamie.
"An' Paul?" asked Gambit.
"He took over at the front desk while Amara cleans rooms," explained Jamie.
"Hey wheah are Kitty and Colossus? They were supposesd to be down heah before you!" exclaimed Rouge.
"Last time I checked," said Jamie, "They were going to play 'hide the sausage' in the shower."
Gambit just laughed, "Go Petey!"
-------------
Meanwhile Wanda and John had just finished a very sensual lunch.
"Ready for dessert?" asked Wanda.
"You know it," said Pyro.
Wanda smiled slyly, "I'll be right back," she said as she gave John an Eskimo kiss.
With that she sauntered off to the bathroom and closed the door behind her.
The next sound John heard was something to the effect of-
SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Shi-er-Wanda, you alright?" asked John, "What is for dessert exactly?"
The door to the bathroom flew open-
BANG!
"I hope you like Sundays," said Wanda who was now sporting nothing other than a whipped cream bikini.
With that said Wanda held up a spoon.
"Trust me, that won't be necessary," said Pyro with hungry eyes.
(Why don't we just give those kids some privacy?)
-------------
Outside the institute both Toad and Kurt had taken refuge from the tyranny of Demon in a bush.
"Do you see him anyvere?" asked Kurt.
"No and that's probably not a good thing, yo," said Toad nervously looking both ways.
Actually Demon was nowhere near Kurt and Toad. He had made a new friend, Zeke. It seems bizarre, but if we go further into the matter it does make sense.
You see Zeke put himself through the Mounty academy by bartending nights and weekends. His specialty was the Margarita, which sounds kind of strange for such a cold climate, but as fate would have it the name of the bar Zeke had worked in was called, and I shit you not, Margaritaville (go figure).
Even more bizarre Demon's original owner had not only played the ponies, but women as well, ok that's not too weird, but stay with me. Whenever his owner met a new woman he always took her to the barn after dinner on the first date. There he would show Demon off and tell about all the races he had won, most importantly how much he was worth (Demon that is), while the owner told the woman all of this they sipped Margaritas. When the owner and his new 'lady friend' would decide to go 'someplace more quiet' they would leave their drinks on a stool outside Demon's stall, well within his reach.
Needless to say the two became fast friends.
"Oh, you like her?" asked Zeke as he stood cleaning a glass. He had noticed Demon looking at a picture of his little black mare (you know the one that was dragging him through the parking lot in Captured in Canada), "I could set you up."
Demon just stared at the photo while sipping his Margarita.
BAM! - The kitchen door flew open and Pietro came whizzing out with Wanda on his heels.
"Give me that tape!" yelled Wanda.
Apparently John and Wanda had decided to video tape their little 'Ice Cream Social', shall we call it? And somehow, unbeknownst to even the author, Pietro had gained possession of it! (Author checks original score-"How the hell?" she says aloud to no one in particular.)
Pietro continued to run as the guest watched in shock.
ZAAAAAP!
Wanda let loose one of those electric hex bolts and stuck her brother to the ground, gracefully sauntered up and pried the tape from his hands, "I'll take that!"
(Author scratches head in bewilderment, then a lit light bulb forms over her head-"Aha, it must have been when John and Wanda decided to take that shower!" she proclaims.)
When Wanda turned to walk way she got a slobbery, margarita-flavored kiss right on the lips from demon.
Not only was Demon addicted to margaritas, but electric shock as well ever since that 'fateful day'.
-------------
Now we finally catch up to the unlikely search party for Apocalypse. As it turned out they arrived at their final destination in the midst of a rainstorm. Ororo did her best, but they still had a rather bad crash landing (Ok, what crash landing was actually good?!)
The adults had gone in search a cave three hours ago and were now just returning. They paused before they went into the jet-
"Do you think we should knock?" asked Storm.
"Why would you say tha-oh." said Mastermind.
"Oh, come on they had three hours!" said Wolverine, "This is Scott and Jean were talkin' about!"
"The runt's got a point," admitted Creed.
"Still, they are at that age," ventured Mytique.
"Anything would seem plausible," acknowledged Beast.
They all looked at Charles.
"This is one area I try not to pry," said Xavier.
Mystique crossed her arms and raised an eyebrow, "Try?"
"Oh for the love of-" said a rather exasperated Magneto as he used his power to open the door.
The adults walked in to find Scott repairing the cockpit and Jean reading War and Peace, she closed the cover as they entered.
"Don't tell me you read the entire book while we were gone!" exclaimed Mystique.
"Uh, ya I did," said Jean rather confused.
"So ya didn't-?" Wolverine started.
Scott and Jean both froze for a minute. They were a little slow on the up take.
"OH MY GOD!" shouted Jean visibly paling.
"HOLY-!"
THWAK!
Scott hit his head on the dash as he sat up too fast, "OW!"
"We were gone for three hours!" said Magneto, "What did you do the whole time, talk?!"
"And clean up from the crash," said Jean.
"Well, I hope you're happy Charles, you've failed as a father," said Mystique blatantly.
Xavier just smiled proudly at his two charges.S
Then Mystique turned toward Scott and Jean, "What are you, living in the Victorian Era?"
"Trust me it wasn't that great (he is that old right?)!" Creed interjected, "We should have brought the other two at least they were entertaining that one morning in the kitchen."
"Why you-" Mystique lunged for Sabertooth.
Oh ya, the mission was progressing real well.
-------------
More to come, although it might take me a little longer. I just started Beauty and the Beast in the movie verse.
