Chapter 11: Cleaning House
I don't own any of the X-men, Brotherhood or Acolytes and it pisses me off!
Pandemonium is far too mild of a word to fully capture the true insanity that ensued on day 4. By some grace of whatever almighty is out there (and no not Bruce-Pay attention!) Amara, Bobby, Sunspot and Berzerker were able to check all the guests out by 2:30 in the afternoon. After the last taxi had left a massive clean-up of the entire mansion was launched everything had to be put back the way it was.
Meanwhile Merf had recruited Forge and Colossus to help him with the helicopter. Colossus went about straightening out the bent blades, while Forge ran a diagnostic on the cockpit to see how much damage was sustained in the to the control panel. Merf on the other hand was given the task of testing the wires that hung on either side of the cabin.
With a schematic of the wiring of the helicopter in font of him Merf went about his task touching the tip of his needle nose pliers to the tip of each wire as he straddled the cabin.
"Wire A12-dead, wire Q17-dead, wire H20-dead, wire E7-ZZZZttttt!"
Merf received the shock of his life! It blew him clear off the helicopter and into a wall of the hand. By the time poor Merf hit the floor he was smokin' (literally!) and it looked like Dr. Frankenstein was his hair stylist!
Merf sat up, "-live" he barely managed before blacking out.
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Rogue was folding towels with Wanda in the commons room when Kitty walked in.
"Haven't seen you in a while," said Rogue raising an eyebrow.
"Have fun?" asked Wanda fighting a smirk.
"OMG! You guys have like no idea!" squealed Kitty.
"So," said Rouge as she picked up another towel, "Colossus better than Lance?"
"YES!" said Kitty enthusiastically, "I swear I couldn't like walk right for a day after the time and I never dreamed he was so-so-"
"'Gifted'?" asked Wanda slyly.
"Is it metallic?" asked Rogue somewhat wide eyed.
"Not unless he covers his whole body in metal," explained Kitty.
"Any quarks you want to tell us about?" inquired Wanda.
"What do you mean?" asked Kitty rather confused.
"Well, John is into themes-" explained Wanda.
"Remy is really loud and has yelled out the names of quiahte as few saints in the past when he gets really-'exiahted'" said Rogue.
"Oh," said Kitty rather sheepishly, "I guess Piotr has a quark-"
Both Wanda and Rogue leaned in.
"He likes the shower-I mean really likes the shower! We were in there for almost like four hours. I hardly even noticed when the hot water ran out." Kitty giggled a little, "But what about pet names?"
"You know Remy calls me 'Cher' or 'Chere'," said Rogue.
"John tries to call me 'Sheila', but I don't let him just because it sounds so generic." said Wanda, "What does Petey call you?"
"Katya" said Kitty.
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Later that night the clean up was officially ended with the exception of the helicopter of course. Yep, it seemed our young mutants were in the clear-well most of them anyway-
Paul, Kurt and Toad were had loaded the ponies into their trailers to go back to their farm.
"Vait!" said Kurt as the trailer drove down the road and into the sunset, "Vere's Demon?!"
"Ya, I thought he was goin' back too, yo" said Toad.
Both boys looked at Paul.
"No, Demon's going to come back to the station with me and the boys. We're going to look after him until Merf's trust fund kicks in." Paul explained.
The two teens watched as Paul walked back into the house.
"Vere do you think Demon is now?" asked Kurt.
"Prob'ly with Wanda or Zeke," said Toad.
"Ja, I'm sure your ri-" Kurt trailed off.
Both boys froze.
Heavy breathing could be heard behind them. It sounded-unearthly.
"Well aren't you gonna turn around?!" asked Toad.
"Nien! Why me?!" asked Kurt.
"Because I did last time, yo!" said Toad.
"Zere vas no last time!" said Kurt.
At that point the argument was cut short by a resounding, "NNNAAAAAYYYY!"
Both mutants ran down the length of the property-
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
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Amara sat up in bed, "Did you hear something?"
"No," said Bobby as he went back to kissing Amara's neck.
"Neither did I," said Berzerker as he sank down into the covers to board the ship to the netherworld-(Mwahahaha!)
(Oh, like you couldn't figure it out on your own! C'mon people-Bobby and Berzerker are mainly the only two people Amara hangs out with-in this story and just on the whole if you really think about it! Hell, new recruits gotta stick together, right?)
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In another part of the mansion, Gambit and Rogue had just finished and were snuggling in bed when Rogue asked, "Sugah, how come you know so many saints bah name?"
"Le's jus' say every Christmas Daddy drag Remy an' Henri ta church fo' midnight mass."
"That doesn't sound so bad," said Rogue thoughtfully.
"Dat's not de worst part," said Remy miserably.
"What's so bad about that?" asked Rogue.
"Daddy lets Tante Mattie wake us up wid news papers," Remy suddered a little.
Rogue just started to laugh knowing Tante Mattie Personally she could imagine how quickly that situation could turn ugly.
"Oh you tink dat funny, Chere?" asked Gambit, "You tink dis be funny too?"
Remy started tickling Rouge, which sparked round 2-DING! (boxing bell- hehe!)
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By daybreak the search for Apocalypse had officially met its end. Everyone's bags were packed the jet had been prepped and they were in the midst of take off. If they continued on course they would return to Bayville by night fall, totally unaware of what had gone on in their absence-for now (Mwhahaha!)
AN: Somebody call the fat lady, she's on in 5-Everyone knows their going to get caught, they're just not quite sure how-Until the next chapter I'm Clinically Insane, thank you for your reviews!
I don't own any of the X-men, Brotherhood or Acolytes and it pisses me off!
Pandemonium is far too mild of a word to fully capture the true insanity that ensued on day 4. By some grace of whatever almighty is out there (and no not Bruce-Pay attention!) Amara, Bobby, Sunspot and Berzerker were able to check all the guests out by 2:30 in the afternoon. After the last taxi had left a massive clean-up of the entire mansion was launched everything had to be put back the way it was.
Meanwhile Merf had recruited Forge and Colossus to help him with the helicopter. Colossus went about straightening out the bent blades, while Forge ran a diagnostic on the cockpit to see how much damage was sustained in the to the control panel. Merf on the other hand was given the task of testing the wires that hung on either side of the cabin.
With a schematic of the wiring of the helicopter in font of him Merf went about his task touching the tip of his needle nose pliers to the tip of each wire as he straddled the cabin.
"Wire A12-dead, wire Q17-dead, wire H20-dead, wire E7-ZZZZttttt!"
Merf received the shock of his life! It blew him clear off the helicopter and into a wall of the hand. By the time poor Merf hit the floor he was smokin' (literally!) and it looked like Dr. Frankenstein was his hair stylist!
Merf sat up, "-live" he barely managed before blacking out.
-------------
Rogue was folding towels with Wanda in the commons room when Kitty walked in.
"Haven't seen you in a while," said Rogue raising an eyebrow.
"Have fun?" asked Wanda fighting a smirk.
"OMG! You guys have like no idea!" squealed Kitty.
"So," said Rouge as she picked up another towel, "Colossus better than Lance?"
"YES!" said Kitty enthusiastically, "I swear I couldn't like walk right for a day after the time and I never dreamed he was so-so-"
"'Gifted'?" asked Wanda slyly.
"Is it metallic?" asked Rogue somewhat wide eyed.
"Not unless he covers his whole body in metal," explained Kitty.
"Any quarks you want to tell us about?" inquired Wanda.
"What do you mean?" asked Kitty rather confused.
"Well, John is into themes-" explained Wanda.
"Remy is really loud and has yelled out the names of quiahte as few saints in the past when he gets really-'exiahted'" said Rogue.
"Oh," said Kitty rather sheepishly, "I guess Piotr has a quark-"
Both Wanda and Rogue leaned in.
"He likes the shower-I mean really likes the shower! We were in there for almost like four hours. I hardly even noticed when the hot water ran out." Kitty giggled a little, "But what about pet names?"
"You know Remy calls me 'Cher' or 'Chere'," said Rogue.
"John tries to call me 'Sheila', but I don't let him just because it sounds so generic." said Wanda, "What does Petey call you?"
"Katya" said Kitty.
-------------
Later that night the clean up was officially ended with the exception of the helicopter of course. Yep, it seemed our young mutants were in the clear-well most of them anyway-
Paul, Kurt and Toad were had loaded the ponies into their trailers to go back to their farm.
"Vait!" said Kurt as the trailer drove down the road and into the sunset, "Vere's Demon?!"
"Ya, I thought he was goin' back too, yo" said Toad.
Both boys looked at Paul.
"No, Demon's going to come back to the station with me and the boys. We're going to look after him until Merf's trust fund kicks in." Paul explained.
The two teens watched as Paul walked back into the house.
"Vere do you think Demon is now?" asked Kurt.
"Prob'ly with Wanda or Zeke," said Toad.
"Ja, I'm sure your ri-" Kurt trailed off.
Both boys froze.
Heavy breathing could be heard behind them. It sounded-unearthly.
"Well aren't you gonna turn around?!" asked Toad.
"Nien! Why me?!" asked Kurt.
"Because I did last time, yo!" said Toad.
"Zere vas no last time!" said Kurt.
At that point the argument was cut short by a resounding, "NNNAAAAAYYYY!"
Both mutants ran down the length of the property-
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
-------------
Amara sat up in bed, "Did you hear something?"
"No," said Bobby as he went back to kissing Amara's neck.
"Neither did I," said Berzerker as he sank down into the covers to board the ship to the netherworld-(Mwahahaha!)
(Oh, like you couldn't figure it out on your own! C'mon people-Bobby and Berzerker are mainly the only two people Amara hangs out with-in this story and just on the whole if you really think about it! Hell, new recruits gotta stick together, right?)
-------------
In another part of the mansion, Gambit and Rogue had just finished and were snuggling in bed when Rogue asked, "Sugah, how come you know so many saints bah name?"
"Le's jus' say every Christmas Daddy drag Remy an' Henri ta church fo' midnight mass."
"That doesn't sound so bad," said Rogue thoughtfully.
"Dat's not de worst part," said Remy miserably.
"What's so bad about that?" asked Rogue.
"Daddy lets Tante Mattie wake us up wid news papers," Remy suddered a little.
Rogue just started to laugh knowing Tante Mattie Personally she could imagine how quickly that situation could turn ugly.
"Oh you tink dat funny, Chere?" asked Gambit, "You tink dis be funny too?"
Remy started tickling Rouge, which sparked round 2-DING! (boxing bell- hehe!)
-------------
By daybreak the search for Apocalypse had officially met its end. Everyone's bags were packed the jet had been prepped and they were in the midst of take off. If they continued on course they would return to Bayville by night fall, totally unaware of what had gone on in their absence-for now (Mwhahaha!)
AN: Somebody call the fat lady, she's on in 5-Everyone knows their going to get caught, they're just not quite sure how-Until the next chapter I'm Clinically Insane, thank you for your reviews!
